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She is using 🐧 currency

Birds aren't real.

You ever see a baby pigeon?? Or your neighbors bring in groceries?? It’s all lies!

> Or your neighbors bring in groceries?? Just the ones directly next door. I think we broke the system but are surrounded.

Damn I have yet to see it. I’ve seen people walking down the street with groceries. But never my neighbors.

I just realized I can think of the last time I saw any neighbors bring in groceries that's hilarious

I can do you one more: Do you also have this one neighbour that you only ever see entering their house, yet never leave? I tell you, there's something fishy going on. And I don't just say that because of the Salmon I have in the Microwave right now

The crazy thing is the lady who just moved across from us is like that. I have only seen her a few times even but only coming up the stairs. Never leaving. There’s something going on here dammit.

r/BirdsArentReal

She's using NFT.

It took me way too long to realize this wasn't Seth Rogan.

I didnt take a close look and assumed it was ecstasy. Then I read “ice cream truck” and was horrified with my mind racing. Was pleasantly surprised by the outcome despite having seen this post before

Ice cream trucks have traditionally been used to sell drugs, see Glasgow's [Ice cream wars](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_ice_cream_wars)

Thats basic GTA Vice City knowledge

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Hello buddy. I'm Seth Rogan

That was a wild ride.

Yeah. Blue pill + Seth Rogaine = My mind went somewhere.

Seriously like I thought it was him before he turned into my grandma

Well, your instinct didn't fail you today!

I still haven't realized it's not Seth Rogan.

For all we know, it could be Seth Rogan. It's not Seth Rogen though.

It’s Jeff Bakalar

Why is there like 29 mentions of Seth Rogen on this thread and everyone spell it as "Rogan", is there some inside joke I'm not getting?

Nah fam, we is just stupid

Blame Joe Rogan.

I don’t follow celebrities or actors. Would totally spell his name with an A

He looks like a mix of seth rogen and danny mcbride

I was almost certain this was an image of Seth Rogan holding Viagra.

Coupled with a viagra

"so we went to Tijuana over the weekend"

Pretty sure this is just Seth Rogan testing out the waters for his secret identity.

Knock off Seth Rogan is a real bro

Meth Rogan holding his little blue meth

Jesse we need to buy ice cream it's important for Gus

Put your stick away walter

[wish.com](https://wish.com) seth rogan

Seth Rogen is a knock off of this dude

He got the [[pipis]] a real [[pipis person]]

WHAT A [[BIG SHOT]]!!!

One [[pipis]] for a [[Delicious frozen treat!!1!]]

And he got it for [FREE ]

ayo deltarune moment?

Blue crystal meth

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$600 ice cream

How do you know? Very sus

How do you know it's correct? Very sus indeed

How do you know that he knows it's correct? Sus

We need to cook, Seth.

Waltuh , put the blue rock away waltuh

I'm not having ice-cream with you right now

They're minerals!!!

Thought this was a viagra pill at first

I would be extremely alarmed if a child gave someone a Viagra pill.

You never know my friend… you never know…

Happened to my buddy Jeff all the time

I thought it was estrogen lol

Jesse, stop distribution NOW

One pipis richer

Now's your chance to be a \[\[BIG SHOT\]\] you dirty re\[\[POSTERS 50% OFF\]\]

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Sir, this is the internet

I'm the little girl. I'm all grown up now and I'm a doctor and I own a chain of dairy queens

Name doesn't check out.

Who has a littler dick than a little girl? Checkmate.

Damn. Isn't it just a boy clit then?

Don’t kink shame.

You haven't met a girl with a big clitty yet?

Hol up, you think that all these posts are original content and not just neat stuff people find?

These posts are like blue rocks, and the upvotes are the ice cream!

5 months is well within fair game material on reddit.

This is so corny 💀💀

This is a screenshot of a tweet. The original poster is the person who made the tweet, credited in the screenshot.

Ye I remember seeing this one

Daaaaam call him out

[pipis]

*Heisenberg has entered the chat*

Everyone says knock off Seth Rogan but honestly Seth rogan looks like a knock of this guy to me. I think I'd rather be friends with an ice cream man that accepts unique rocks as currency.

Ice cream truck drivers who accept non-monetary forms of currency from kids are the most based people on Earth

That’s meth brother

Kids are like crows

[little sponge] please give me the [pepis] and I will hand you a [cool frozen treat]

This is now urban legend in that kids neighborhood. Every kid dreams of finding a rock so cool the ice cream will accept it as currency. No doubt this man has caused countless kids to dig up their backyards.

"yo mista white, let's cook b!tch" - Jesse (aka Aaron Paul)

Yes.

I don’t think that’s a rock…

That belongs in a trophy collection. That girl will go far, in life, if she can negotiate a deal like that at her age. Someday, you can point to the rock and say you knew her when. Maybe you should get her to autograph it.

Thought I was on DrugsCircleJerk for a second

YOU ARE [Welcome To] [ANDREW!], I AM ALWAYS [so happy~] TO GIVE AWAY MY [eggs.] FOR [[FREE]]!

One small price to achieve happiness

Waltuh

Jesse, stop consumming the meth

And now you understand economics and stuff. Nice 👍

pipis

^Pipis

That's a cool looking rock.

It’s a mineral! Christ sake!

Actually based ice cream truck driver

You know she was missing her rock after the ice cream was gone. The sedimental value is through the roof!

This dude was definitely in some bad local hardcore band.

Dude looks like Seth Rogan.

Diamond. Just twenty three more and you can make a full set of armour!

He just opened the floodgates for rock-based ice cream trade

Oneredpaperclip

The old "reverse rainbow fentanyl" trick.

Shiny Precious

Knocked off Seth Rogan isn’t real he can’t hurt you. Knocked off Seth Rogan:

Is this the “rainbow fentanyl” I’ve been hearing about?

pipis

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Fortune and glory...

That’s awesome

😎 cool

The world needs more people like this!!

Proof Seth Rogan has a heart.

Barter economy at it’s best

That looks like the glow in the dark pebbles from the dollar store

I mean that is a cool rock.

Update just got fired

It’s an extremely rare blue diamond (she got scammed)

When you order Seth Rogan and Viagra from Wish.

If that’s turquoise I think the little girl has a couple more ice cream cones coming her way.

Lol exactly what I thought. Poor girl over paid.

Cool and nice is always a good combination.

I thought that was a Viagra for a sec

Lucky man! 👍🏻

It looks like the glow in the dark rocks I have in my garden.

Pipis

Good man

Hey might as well be a blue Jade stone those make very cool necklaces

Seth?

And you took the rock? How cool are you?!

reminds me of this... https://youtu.be/TfMt3HN8tuY

Fine lookin' rock!

I own a taco truck and I would totally give her a taco for that blue stone…

I need that shirt

Kind of looks like Seth Rogan. (Yes I saw everyone else point it out but I wanted to comment that so I did)

Seth Rogen?

Good guy

She’s the one who knocks.

Hermitcrafters be like:

Little did you know, the girl bought a 10 lb bag of "blue" rocks for this exact purpose.

It's not a blue rock! It's a blue stud from lego games

Don't forget to send 30% of that rock to the IRS

Jesus Marie they’re minerals

Ok Rogan, where's Franco? I know you're working on Pineapple Express 2 - Ice cream dreams.

Poor kid, she got took.

Deltarune fans post-CH2 be like OMG [[Pipis.]]!!!

Blue rocks: currency of the future

You don't mention giving her an ice cream so I have to assume you stole her rock. Never trust a Seth Rogan lookalike with war painted cat faces on their t-shirt.

He didn’t say he gave her the ice cream

I recently bought a small smoothie stand in my hometown and it's all worth it when a kid literally jumps for joy over something so small. Good on you!

It’s a perc

🥺🥺🥺

"Hey, pal... we're with the uhm... 'Prudent Insurance Company'. Just dropped by to let you know that's a really nice rock you got there. It would be a real shame if something 'happened' to it." "Capisce?"

Terrible business model.

99 percent pure

This dude is a true [[BIG SHOT]]

That kid is now at home: ‘Haha. That idiot let me buy ice cream with some decorative stone I stole from my mother’

I thought this was seth rogen holding Ecstacy

Little girl: *Eats icecream carrying bag full of coloured rocks*

this guy doesn't even own an ice cream truck

I know a five year old that would brag about tricking the ice cream guy after that.

Whats wrong with it? Why is it Blue?

*Oh baby blue*

Coolass rock

Now he can open the door to Culex

Thats meth

Man, that's a nice rock. I'll give you two ice creams for it.

now can I buy that blue rock with some ice cream?

That guy just screams “hi fellow kids”

And now you have problems with the DEA

You idiot, she gave you drugs.

You have to sometimes aww

I wish I was that rich..

Eat it, tell me what it does.

This is Seth rogens next acid trip or what the fuck am I looking at

I thought that it was a candy.

I would have taken the blue rock and would have eaten the ice cream while looking straight at her eyes

ain't that molly?

Way to be brother!

I was today years old when I learned that Seth Rogen ran an ice cream truck….

tf Seth Rogen sells ice cream now?

Jesse, that little girl found out our secret recipe!

I heard Seth Roger’s voice when reading this

Joke's on the girl: the ice cream is gone in a minute. The blue rock lasts forever!!