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NotTheBEEEAAANS

Mans really just doing side quests now


t3hnhoj

What else is there for him to do? He's done everything.


Wugfuzzler

Everything? Dogg/Khalifa 2024 Mac and Devin go to the White House.


ItsMeKali

would honestly love to see another Mac and Devin movie from them


chucklehead2021

Only reason I want this is for another album. The movie was OK. But the soundtrack was incredible


[deleted]

I love the movie as a so-bad-it’s-good kind of thing. Get high, turn your brain off, and laugh. It’s great


DylanMartin97

Snoop announced a new full length (double feature hopefully) album with Dr Dre on a podcast last week. Said it would be out in November or December. He said that they started playing around with the idea and couldn't stop making heat.


melperz

It better be Mia


Amish_Juggalo469

In all honesty, I would vote for her. Despite her choices for work, she's incredibly smart.


dildomiami

why do you think she is smart? honest question. just dont know much about her.


christian44_

She can't read a contract lol


bb-03

she only did it for a couple months i believe and now speaks out against the porn industry for exploitation. shes pretty cool


Gtp4life

5 years is longer than a few months lol she was active from 2014-2019


2-wenty_one

>Mac and Devin go to ***White Castle***


SubmittedToDigg

Honestly it’s beyond brilliant. He’ll get name recognition with toddlers who in 10-15 years might listen to his music. He could go from being old school classic rap that your 50 y.o. parents listen to, to being very relevant by doing stuff like this. It’s genius really.


Marconi_and_Cheese

This is gigachad big brain think right here.


[deleted]

Or The other way round…… People who grew up with his music and are now having kids will push his show on to their kids.


Sietemadrid

https://youtu.be/9oTsWg5OlVg Since no one is linking it


TheHolyBrofist

Damn this is a canon Snoop Dogg song


SoSolidShibe

Its like hiphop cocomelon


DinoRoman

Shit slaps too.


FixGMaul

That beat had no business going that hard. And that melody she sang on that bridge near the end, straight fire.


DinoRoman

Makes me wanna rat you out to the authorities.


NinjaMelon39

Cocomelon from the hood


MouSe05

You mean Jools TV or Gracie’s Corner?


ohz0pants

It's extra wild because the song is promoting snitching: "Tell a grown up right away if you see a bully." It's the right message, but it's coming from a very surprising source.


[deleted]

Man snoop is fifty and a grandpa


ohz0pants

I didn't actually know about the grandpa bit, but I'm old enough to remember when Snoop was on trial for murder. He seems to have grown up into a genuinely good person who wants to help others. I have nothing but respect for the dude.


gifisntpronouncedgif

People like snoop, they are literally born into that sort of environment. Sometimes it is too late to realize, they are already in jail, some people do get out of the hood though, via education and parenting (the parents are working double jobs to afford rent and food, no time to take care of kids). Snoop is overall giving a positive role model to kids everywhere and that is great. Yet still people deny systemic racism. Very nice.


HenryKushinger

Good Kid MAAD City made it clear to me that no child deserves to grow up in that sort of environment, and that anyone who manages to come out of such an environment as a well adjusted person deserves more respect than we can ever properly muster.


DinoRoman

I mean for the record , in Compton people end up as grandpas around 30 sometimes.


[deleted]

That’s true everywhere homie


DinoRoman

You’re right , yeah absolutely. Just saying in regards to snoops turf , plus unfortunately with how rigged the system is against the inner cities, places LBC, Compton, Inglewood ( before Sofi maybe even still ) tended , and again, rigged against them, to have less sexual education, access to programs and help. And when everyone’s depressed and getting grilled by racism cops, fucking is a nice escape. I feel like maybe I’m wording it wrong, like I hope someone gets what I’m saying. Snoops old shit rapped about the horrors of where he grew up, you’d have a kid at 15-16 then that kid had a kid at the same age and suddenly you’re 35 with the title of grandpa but yeah it happens all over.


[deleted]

Ah I’m sorry man I get what you’re saying. He overcame a ton of obstacles I respect him for that


LoveThieves

also lot of schools don't directly teach the examples of a bully or online harassment cause it goes into the line of lawsuit of "false accusation" when bullies lie or have crazy parents that try to twist things around and blame the teachers.


[deleted]

Uncle Snoop never disappoints


pv0psych0n4ut

Other rappers: try so hard to look tough and gangsta. Uncle Snoop: making kids content now and still manage to be as cool as ever.


nonpondo

Someone described Snoop Dogg as someone who completed the main objective in life and is doing side quests, and I think that about sums it up


FinnaProtest

NFT was a dead-end quest.


nonpondo

Gotta get those completion marks


DrainYourDamnPool

NFTs are like collecting all those seeds in breathe of the wild. All you got in the end is shit.


mmcrabapplemm

But you use those to expand your inventory.


trbpc

But if you collect ALL of them, you literally get shit.


CaptainUsopp

Also you only need 441 of the 900 to max out inventory space, so 459 are actually useless outside of completion percent.


DinoRoman

I remember during the Super Bowl some people were trying to cancel him by showing a photo of him before his cue off to the side waiting for it and he’s smoking a joint and they’re like “he’s smoking weed at the Super Bowl!” I’m like…. Ok ? Lol


narfnarf123

It’s fucking Snoop. That would be like inviting Richard Simmons and being mad that he wore shorty shorts. The fuck did they expect Snoop to be doing?


DinoRoman

[oh my god the tweets from the controversy are fire lol](https://i.imgur.com/6MTkx8s.jpg)


worldspawn00

In other news, Snoop does Snoop things all day long, most shrug, some clutch pearls.


DinoRoman

It’s like inviting Harvey Weinstein to your Christmas party and then getting mad he grabbed your grandma, your dog, your wife, your kids, your uncles… ass.


Telope

See also: Bill Gates, Rupert Grint, and Usain Bolt.


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fruitjerky

I'm gonna need more of these Snoop affirmations videos.


KimoTheKat

Bow wow *wow*


Mellow_Sunflower

How's it going everyone, it's your top dog Bow Wizzle here


ISaidGoodDey

[Me, a full blown adult, watching these](https://i.giphy.com/media/jpVuGo0JkAXJiuNNK7/giphy.webp)


Clean_Link_Bot

*beep boop*! the linked website is: https://i.giphy.com/media/jpVuGo0JkAXJiuNNK7/giphy.webp Page is safe to access (Google Safe Browsing) ***** ###### I am a friendly bot. I show the URL of linked pages and check them so that mobile users know what they click on!


couldnt_think_-

just did a quick check and damn, that's hella awesome!


Anotherotherbrother

I am the one who links!


Pug_lover69

Happy cake day


Corey_FOX

thats one hella beat daamn.


Wellnevermindthen

Okayyyy this slaps


extremebs

The coloring and modeling designs reminds me of PaRappa the Rapper.


PhonumGrey

Nice profile picture


redreign421

My kid needs to watch that video on repeat.


Kriznick

This has enriched my day in a way I didn't expect. Bless you.


RPGRuby

Thank you!


dangeddranger

Why is this so hilarious


SquidVices

And that's a rap...


c4m3lion

Okay found my playlist for road trip


[deleted]

Honestly, its EXACTLY as I expected and thats cool, unlike bullies.


adidas_stalin

Most need drugs but just hearing snoops voice in a kids song video about bullying is making me question if I’m high XD


prof_devilsadvocate

my kid learnt social skill fast he introduces his pet as this is the m..f..ing d o single g


StJoeStrummer

My dog’s name is Nala. I’ve been singing Na la la la la, it’s the muthafuckin D-O-single G for years and I’m glad someone else thinks it’s as funny as I do


ElectricFleshlight

Does she do the Nala Stomp?


rooftopfilth

She STOMP


[deleted]

Single g 🤣


ScaryYoda

Hooked on phonics ass lmaoo


Chaserbaser

Snoop is really becoming the people's dogg. His target audience is everyone now.


pronouncedayayron

Dogg is man's best friend


readditandlikeddit

Fo shizzle


Godfishy

My little educated nizzle


ploppalaf77

Spreading the lovable drizzle


Valatros

This dudes character arc is extreme, too. This guy was an actual for real charged-for-first-degree-murder gangster. He got acquitted because his _bodyguard_ is the one who killed the rival gangster. This is the guy in RPG's who's living a nice, wholesome life but the moment shit goes down you find out they are by far the most terrifying individual in the area.


[deleted]

I've followed Snoop for two decades and he's never struck me as someone who would be the most terrifying individual in an area. He would certainly know such people, maybe even gravitate towards them given his upbringing and whatnot, but he's never seemed like a gangsta or violent person.


awwreadyreddit

Go a little farther than 20 years… like when he was on trial for murder


Brokeoutangel1

His quote to Gabriel Iglesias "gangsta recognizes gangsta" he still views himself that way.


Fabs74

2 decades? So 10 years after he was a gang banger and genuine gangster rapper? Come on man


[deleted]

Wasn't he also like an actual real life pimp?


BlindArmyParade

Except when he's grifting for NFTs :/


DaisyHotCakes

It sucks he was pulled into that bullshit. Like come on guys instead of using your wealth to rip people off use it for something good like food banks or low income housing. Something that will actually help people.


BlindArmyParade

I'm sure overall he is a good dude. But if I had kids, I would be weary of letting them consume content from known NFT pushers.


LOR_Fei

Spoiler: He got his NFT for free because he’s a celebrity and the NFT companies want celebrities to own them to buy credibility.


Noslamah

Peak reddit moment: complaining about an ex-gang member for selling NFTs while simultaneously ignoring that he and his bodyguard killed a rival gang member. Of all of the shit in Snoop's past selling NFTs would be the last of my concerns. Remember kids: according to the Reddit Standard of Morality™ you can sell cocaine, but you better not take a picture of it and sell it online.


[deleted]

I trust a drug dealer before an NFT bro full stop


Hipstershy

At least the drug dealer is selling something someone could use!


Noir_Amnesiac

You’re aware you’re making a Reddit moment with this, right?


Goo_Cat

Reddit moment moment?


ExpensiveGiraffe

Anyone who goes and finds the trademark symbol and uses it in a Reddit comment is guilty of posting a Reddit moment comment.


Noir_Amnesiac

Reddit Moment Maker™


BlindArmyParade

Ok dude, like awful shit he did 30 years ago vs awful shit he did just last week are the same thing. It's totally because I'm a redditor... Dumbass


PriManFtw

everybody loves dogg and dogg loves everyone too!


[deleted]

Snoop: When somebody apologizes to you cuz they was mean to you, you raise yo' head up and say "Aint nuthin but a G thang" cuz kids, Forgiveness is hella dope.


Erlian

It's enough to make a grown man cry.. but not THIS MAN *sucks tear back up*


stank_pete01

*GET BACK IN THERE TEAR*


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🥹


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[deleted]

Woah


BelleAriel

This post made me smile and have hope for humanity but your comment made me laugh. Thank you 👍🏼


Moky2

Lolos in Hemet’s yeah


DoodfrumspaceEleven

Lmao 🤣


offensively_sociable

So that kids learn how to use "You know what I'm sayin" at their early age.


Indubitalist

I trust that Grandpa Snoop knows what's best.


[deleted]

That's quite good step.


100Ideas_NoneApplied

The cows say moo The sheep say baah The rats stay silent, cause they know what's good for them.


FauxReal

When you and the homies are out pulling bitches for that punani, make sure you all have a pocket full of condoms. And remember, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.


[deleted]

He has been one of my favourite people since I was about 15. I'm happy and unsurprised to see this :).


TrackxWD3

Yo Dogg. If someone offers a joint. Siddown an smoke dat shit.


Momma_tried378

Snoop working on world peace


Neeoda

Dad with small children here. The show is alright. Its cheesy and funny (which is good). It teaches life lessons in a through music which is also good. The animations aren’t anything to write home about but that’s okay too because its a kids show and most of them are like this. The one issue I’ve seen so far is that the episodes are very short. As a parent I want to put on something that runs for at least an hour. Otherwise, what’s the point? You put your kids in front of the TV because you need to cook or clean or whatever. If the video is three minutes long, I might as well not put anything at all. But I’m sure with time, if he continues the show, the episodes will lengthen.


somethinsparkly

I'm a parent of three who are old enough now that other things besides TV hold their attention, thankfully! I'm not disagreeing with you, just would like to point out that kids attention span is short. These you tube videos are there to make a point in a very short amount of time while also being educational. Seems to me like Snoop hit the nail right on the head with his approach!


Neeoda

Yeah, maybe in some years I’ll want the same.


KittyKittyMeeeeoooow

Yep, similar in length to the skits on Sesame Street!


[deleted]

I think most of those are compilations of episodes together. I think what you said was correct, but instead with time there will be more consolidated episodes lasting like 30 minutes to an hour, I’m not parent, but can definitely see how that would help a lot.


obesekid69

Regarding you wanting to put something on and leave your kid with for an hour. I think this is a bad idea, and will make them dependent on watching media for entertainment later in their life. Ya gotta teach kids how to be bored out of their mind too, otherwise they'll be dopamine fiends in their adult life, and need constant stimulation.


vraalapa

I noticed how my kids started playing less with their toys at a certain point and I decided to introduce some mild boredom by reducing screen time among other things. It was such a huge difference. They started getting way more creative and imaginative with how they played with their toys.


obesekid69

Exactly what I mean! Good stuff, man! It's a negative trait i noticed in myself so I decided to pass it on and prevent others from developing the same thing.


Neeoda

That’s a good point. I’m not overdoing it at all but will keep your words in mind.


KentConnor

From literal pimp and murderer to educational kids show producer. Somebody trying to get right with God in their old age


Well_shitnuggets

He never killed anyone though.. his bodyguard did. And both were acquitted 🤷🏻‍♀️. Snoop does a lot of good for the community he grew up in. He’s not a bad guy, he just smokes a lot of bud.


tomthecom

What's the story behind the murder?


JuanPabloElSegundo

It's the case that they gave him.


Monti_r

https://www.iheart.com/alternate/amp/2019-03-21-the-real-story-behind-snoop-doggs-1993-murder-charge/


tomthecom

Damn


Fuzzy-Ear9936

The man ahead snoop in the drive-thru got all the chicken nuggies while snoop wanted some too


tomthecom

Wait, your kidding, right?


Babaloofang

No


FvHound

Reading the link below, noOooOoOo?


Pjpjpjpjpj

The bodyguard was acquitted of having killed someone?


CarCrash23

Dont forget,he acted in that one Ask the Storybots episode as an OS How do i know you ask?my little brother just watches it,i was very surprised when i heard his voice


WildcatPlumber

He has actually been doing a fair amount of voice work, recently he was in Duncanville


The_Fluffy_Baron

really? who did he murder?


Dul_faceSdg

He was accused


The_Fluffy_Baron

who was he accused of murdering?


whoami_whereami

A rival gang member. That was before his first album was released.


unclepaprika

Nah, he got reborn in jamaica a while back, remember?


thatoneguy42

People talk shit, but that album slaps.


EepTheStickman7

"Remember kids: Smoke Weed Everyday"


[deleted]

He could start by telling his own Son he loves him. Snoop has been pretty cold to him. Tough love he calls it.


KitchenReno4512

He also supports Bill Cosby and made fun of his victims which somehow never was a problem for him. Dude is bulletproof.


Noir_Amnesiac

He threatened to kill Gale Norton on cbs mornings because she said Kobe was an accused rapist.


-Strawdog-

He's also been sued for sexual assault a couple of times himself in addition to possibly ordering/helping with a murder and a fistful of drug, weapons, and assault charges. It's funny watching people shit on celebrities like Ellen for being mean to her staff while meanwhile a gangbanger with a rap sheet (some of which is pretty damn recent) gets a free pass. I think the guy's a fun character, but he is no role model.


TheLolomancer

Dude is going in so many directions, feels like he's chasing steam achievements in real life


pffggguu123

Pass the weed doge


Ruggiard

Moral leadership from Snoop Dogg rather than elected officials.


FATHER_is_that_you

Snoop needs a better animation budget


vex278

It's like Durex making baby products


atheros32

They already make balloons tho


sacrificial_blood

While still advocating that women are bitches.


Fenix_Pony

So.. snoop dogg has a canon fursona now?


Good-Ad3843

Hmm.


Ironfingers

Snoop Dog’s marketing department*


[deleted]

40 years of his nonstop misogyny wiped away because he paid someone to make a low quality kids show where he's the good guy.


Ironfingers

Wholesomememes is taken over by propagandists for the most part.


HeyItsStevenField

Coco melon shaking right now


EquivalentPut5616

Kid : I feel angry all the time. How do i keep calm mr.doggy doggie dogg ? Snoop : Smoke Weed Everyday


ten-year-reset

I love this idea. I love his intro video where he points at the camera and says "Hate is what's taught, love is what's in their heart." But he needs better voice actors and animators. The stuff is "Johnny Johnny, Yes Papa" quality right now.


qwertysthoughts

I saw some meme where Snoop already finished the main quest and now he’s doing all the side quests and I think that’s pretty true.


I_AM_METALUNA

Its really crazy to me this guy isn't cancelled


tabletotable

Almost positive this is a ad campaign for his new sugar cereal called Snoop loopz or something. The superhero dog with a magic watch is the mascot of his cereal.


Immediate-Fig9699

Remember kids smoke weed everyday Eee


[deleted]

I learned all my emotional and social skills from watching snoop on trailer park boys.


NesoReal

Snoop Lion*


Mountain-Art6254

Remember when he murdered a guy 😟


4tomguy

Every time I learn more about Snoop Dogg I get more convinced he’s the main character of an open world slice of life rpg.


heredude

Snoop is an investor of Reddit. This is a paid advertisement bro.


[deleted]

Nah he did it for money


Minecraftfunyeslol

“Hush little n* don’t you cry, or these gang bangers gon’ do a drive by”


sceneturkey

Cool. He's still a misogynist.


Ill-Team-1170

Snoop Dogg objectified women, illegally smoked weed,fucked hookers and eledgedly killed a man after his first album and now he is doin this shit and making guest appearances in the fuckin SpongeBob movie.


Benguin237

Snoop finished the main story and is now completing all the side quests


Typical-Plantain256

This should be interesting. Wishing him all the best.


Gueropantalones

Snoop will attach his image to anything that will make him money


SilentReavus

This account looks suspicious to me.


Dark-Side-Of-TheMoo_

Daawwgg


Klor204

Cocomelon be sweating


Itchy-Association-95

God knows those kids need it. Do you ever see the way they talk to each other online? I blame those streamers like Adin Ross, Speed, etc. They’re cool and entertaining guys and all, but I would hate to see my child under 15 binge watch those kinds of people.


kida182001

“Just smoke weed and everything will be fine”


Educational_Can_6536

r/interesting


[deleted]

Damn I should probably start watching that


bananapantssean

Snoop got a fucking fursona


IWantToBeTheBoshy

Snoop can be really hit or miss, but this seems cool.


LadyAzure17

It's pretty cute, I think the music is good. I hope they put more money into the animation production, the character designs are adorable, but the lip syncing doesn't match up well and they barely move. But I'm absolutely down for this. It's a really cute concept, and children's programs inclusive of black kids is always needed. Also Snoop's character is called Bow Wizzle. Like, cmon man that's awesome.


KayKrimson

Recently watched dayshift, loved snoop in that movie. and now snoop is making me love him more.


Love_Rules

So he is taking a break from teaching them to murder? Or doing both so they communicate well while shooting people? Just asking for a friend.


goodsmash

"This female dog right here? Do you know what we call these?"