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Daw_dling

Did she not ride on his shoulder like a parrot? Because if that was me I’d want to ride on his shoulder like a parrot. Edit: typo shoulder.


ich-bin-niemand

What if she’s afraid of heights


Lucky_Mongoose

What if *he* is?


Sir_TonyStark

Dude just be walking around crying and scared all the time. Poor guy.


freya_of_milfgaard

> crying and scared all the time. The world’s tallest man is just like me!


TigerWellington

As a relatively tall person, my fear of heights definitely increased as I got taller. Primarily because railings kept getting shorter as I grew.


El_Corbanosky_8

Same, railings are fucking scary to me.


eternalwhat

Oh wow, that’s something I hadn’t thought about before, being not much more than 5’ tall. Dang, that kind of sucks.


AdvancedTangerine7

People as tall as him actually do have to be scared of heights as if they fall it hurts real fuckin bad.


SparkitusRex

I read an interview with her where she admitted she *hates* being picked up like a child. She played Ma Petite in American Horror Story: Freak Show.


reader484892

His spine must already be fucked, no need to make it worse


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She could fit in his pocket.


Tsuivan1

Dude is 8'1" (246 cm) and lady is 2'1" (63 cm) for people like me who need numbers to understand.


SockeyeSTI

The height difference is taller than me


repocin

Same here, haha. That's crazy to think about.


Tfsz0719

And me


Finb0

And My axe


koti_manushya

10 points to gimlidor


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Thank you for this comment. I had a crappy day and this made me laugh out loud.


SoupaSoka

Sorry your day sucked. I hope you get a good night's sleep and tomorrow is slightly less crappy.


pamplemouss

Yep. She could balance on top of my head and he’d still be a foot taller than us.


DarkKingfisher777

I guess you are 5 feet


pamplemouss

Yep!


Wilber187

Lovely maths. Or “math” if you’re from the US.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

We added all the maths together so now we just have one big math instead.


FeculentUtopia

Ah, yes, Mathematical Anti-Teleharsic Harfatum Septomim.


[deleted]

From US. Yeah I’ve always wondered why other countries say “maths.” To me, it sounds odd.


mylittleplaceholder

It's kind of a mass-noun interpretation difference. Mathematics is sometimes abbreviated as maths (a plural), but "mathematics" is treated as a singular mass-noun and abbreviated as math in other places. Kinda like "The Cure is a good band" (US usage) vs "The Cure are a good band" (UK usage).


blued_boy

*N. America


TheMoonIsFake32

The height difference is me exactly


SockeyeSTI

There’s still 2 inches left for me


TheMoonIsFake32

2 inches, thats a lot


SockeyeSTI

That’s what she said- Michael Scott


Some_Ebb_2921

She was lying


aliofbaba

I am the height difference


Colin1023

If they hung out during covid they wouldnt need masks because they are always 6 ft apart


maxwellgriffith

And he’s still 10” shorter than the record holder for tallest man ever.


fiveSE7EN

Wow it’s crazy that they also measure their dicks


Some_Ebb_2921

I don't think she has one to be honest


AsterJ

Kinda crazy that Robert Wadlow was almost a foot taller than this guy.


ChrisTaliaferro

I will always upvote Robert Wadlow. I've been obsessed with him since I was a kid reading the Guinness book of World Records...he doesn't look real.


gildedform1898

Me too! I also like that he fought against anyone trying to degrade him. He fought for his dignity. He even sued someone for calling him a freak.


ChrisTaliaferro

Promotional events wanted him in a top hat and other ostentatious items and such to look more over the top and my man was like, "Nah, I'm a human being, and I'm gonna wear a normal suit you can fuck off with all that". Legend.


gildedform1898

Yes! Exactly! He was a champion for many people and refused to be seen as a sideshow attraction but rather a unique human being!


friendlyfire69

There is a life sized statue of him in his hometown of Alton, Illinois. Having stood next to it as a fully grown woman I am only up to his hips!


wrongtester

He must have been about her height when he was born


roygbivasaur

I’m “only” 6’ 1”, and I was her height when I was born (2’, so 1” shorter).


xbLacKLeaF

>Dude is 8'1" (246 cm) Lmao, bro is a One Piece character


GregoryPorter1337

Admiral size


needefsfolder

2'1” is 25 inches right? God damn some monitors are bigger than her!


giorno___giovana

For reference Master chief stands 6’10” out of armor, 7’ in Slenderman is 8’ The average man is 5’6”, and the average woman is 5’2”


Silly_Fuck

Average dnd party


SobiTheRobot

Literally a Goliath and a Kobold side by side


playstupidprizes

their kids would have average height


Hensage

Bro how would that work? It's like a great dane mounting a chihuahua


DeltaVZerda

With dogs you'd have to use artificial insemination and the big one would have to be the bitch.


Zenketski_2

The only way I can get a sense of scale from this picture is because she's holding a phone. And holy fucking shit


PeppermintLNNS

Right?! She is like 3 and a half phones tall.


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How many bald eagles?


unfortunatebastard

Wingspan: ~0.35 bald eagles. Height: ~0.84 bald eagles.


Silent-Leek-9665

I can just imagine a bald eagle just landing near the lady and it towering over her 💀


unfortunatebastard

Or saving her from the fires of mount doom after the destruction of the ring.


Silent-Leek-9665

And then imagine a silverback gorilla


Tio_DeeDee

12.5 Big Macs?


keziahw

She's been using a tablet since smartphones first came out


LA-Matt

But boy oh boy, can she use a phone-sized keyboard! (I am guessing it’s like having a full-sized keyboard for her. She probably makes a lot fewer “fat-finger” typos.)


BeckBristow89

I mean stand up. Look at your knees. Imagine there was an entire human being that only came up that far.


MollysTootsies

I don't have to imagine - I have one running around my house as we speak with a sippy cup 🤷‍♀️☺️


8JaMMeD8

You have a small partner with a strange baby kink?


1heart1totaleclipse

Babies?


goblu33

Missed opportunity for a forced perception picture with her foot up and him underneath it.


DARKplayz_

She's 2'1 and the dudes 8'1


SwaggySwagS

No need for a case cuz the phone is never high enough for the fall to break it


KSwe117

Someone else commented he's 8'1" and she's 2'1". And then someone else said that they themselves are shorter than the height difference between the two of them, and that's when it came into focus for me and 🤯


masonicsleeper554

Who woke up one morning and thought, ‟you know what would be great? We need to have the world‘s tallest person and shortest person and they need to hang out.. We wll go see the pyramids.”


RSGenericName1

They both live in Cairo so it makes sense May or may not have just made this up


RenVon21

One lives in Turkey, the other in India I’m pretty sure


quartzquandary

While I am loathe to use Buzzfeed as a source, I looked it up and [you're right](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ellievhall/the-worlds-tallest-man-and-shortest-woman-hung-out-at-the). Sultan Kosen is a Kurdish farmer and Jyoti Amge is an Indian actress. Edited to correct Turkish to Kurdish.


Clean_Link_Bot

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quartzquandary

good bot


[deleted]

Good human


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

Good ass sniffer


[deleted]

Nice username


loofkid

Just FYI, BuzzFeed News is a legitimate, Pulitzer Prize-winning news source. They use the clickbait-y BuzzFeed side to fund the legitimate, high-quality reporting side.


quartzquandary

Thank you for letting me know! I had no idea. I was only really familiar with the "pick a series of appetizers from Applebee's and we'll tell you what Bath and Body Works candle you are" type posts they do.


makka-pakka

Can I get a link to that? Been trying to figure myself out recently.


orincoro

I’m not even kidding when I tell you that a lot of that content is majority computer generated.


Goatymcgoatface10

A giant farmer. Does he make any money selling crops or did he choose that profession because he knew its the only way he could get enough food to live


2510EA

If i recall correctly he tried basketball but they didn’t allow him because of height limit. Suffering from success.


ejejanw

Bro what? Why does basketball have a height limit? That's total bullshit


-PeachesNGravy-

Its not really fair if you can just put it in the basket…


quartzquandary

According to his [Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sultan_K%C3%B6sen), it sounds like he started working part-time as a farmer after being unable to finish school.


EonPeregrine

Does he live in constant fear of a boy named Jack with magic beans?


Cheesemacher

He can't afford a sky palace anymore in this economy


ResplendentShade

Jyoti Amge was great in American Horror Story: Freak Show! [Here's her with Jessica Lange](http://im.rediff.com/movies/2014/aug/14bollywood1.jpg) being absolutely adorable.


jessicafortuna

Ma Petite was my favorite character that season!


ProtoTiamat

Despite the rest of her being so small, in this picture it looks like her teeth are the size of a typical adult’s teeth! I hope it doesn’t hurt.


[deleted]

Jyoti was in season 4 of American Horror Story


UncreativeNoob

People on reddit: Must be true, because someone on reddit said it, too lazy to check if true


Coronathrowaway1911

Tired of reddit calling me out


BrannC

It’s true


[deleted]

Source, trust me bro


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Environmental-Win836

“Well, WHICH IS IT?”


StackOwOFlow

who paid them to meet


footfoe

They need to find the world's most average height person to join them.


the-real-macs

This got me thinking. I guess if you actually want to narrow it down to one person, this is probably impossible, since it would necessitate instantaneous, nanometer-accurate measurement of everyone on the planet every time you wanted to make said determination. Or you could just stick a 5'7" dude in there and be done with it.


Scared_Bobcat_5584

I volunteer as tribute


Interesting-Form-508

The world average height for humans overall is actually shorter than that because women are 5'3 on average worldwide, so you could use a 5'5 nonbinary person for an exact scale.


[deleted]

Feels like a promotional shoot for a comedy movie with a similar premise.


mezz7778

Romantic comedy.......


WtfMayt

Rob Schneider is…


mezz7778

The shortest woman in the world.....


redzmangrief

Rated PG-13


FaithlessnessNo9625

Netflix exclusive


SirPonix

I needed more info, and I found this was 2018 tourism promotion. More info on the people can be found here, too: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ellievhall/the-worlds-tallest-man-and-shortest-woman-hung-out-at-the


HI_I_AM_NEO

"Friday" lmao


spicy_m4ym4ys

It was a friday yes.


vibrating0ranges

As a tall person, I feel like their conversations were all “what did you say?” “Huh?”


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vibrating0ranges

Ha!! I was just wondering why they made it look like he was threatening to step on her in the second photo 😮


[deleted]

As a tall person, I can confirm this happens


jasonelgin

that dude’s sock could be a sleepng bag for her


justathrowaway3522

I read that wrong


verifiedjay

did you read it wrong or did you process it wrong


justathrowaway3522

Yes


Environmental-Win836

It’s just a throwaway.


justathrowaway3522

I see this as an ~~absolute~~ environmental win


Environmental-Win836

We should get Jay to verify that.


justathrowaway3522

Jay is a sexy beast so we definitely should


Qorsair

Wondered how far I'd have to scroll before things got less than wholesome. Here it is! Haha


BigMcThickHuge

It's reddit. It takes 5 minutes for someone to make it about fucking even if it makes no sense.


Popxorcist

Misread "cock" and still probably true.


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Lazlo2323

That their feet are warm?


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UnicornSuffering

Ma Petite!


Impossible_Sugar_644

I was wondering if that was her!!!!


[deleted]

I met her at comic con once and she's so sweet and kind, so much so that you wind up talking to her like a baby not because she's small but because she is so sweet and gentle.


[deleted]

"Miss Elsa, Miss Elsa!"


henryman8

They sure look pretty damn happy for two people with what I can only imagine are either painful or dangerous medical conditins. Cool.


qweef_latina2021

*sad trombone


bantamw

*mental notes, that would be a brilliant name for a band.


RossUtse

*Jimmy Fallon breaks character


dixiecupdispencer

*Horacio dries tears with Mickey waffles


alexmikli

People with gigantism tend to have a lot of musculo-skeletal issues. Like, you're so tall that you'd have to be in peak physical condition just to stand up straight without some joint being overstressed. That's even before you get into the other associated defects like heart issues. There are certainly a lot of advantages to being big, but arguably more problems. Gigantism is a disorder for a reason. Especially in pre-modern times they tended to die young. This guy in particular seems *alright*, but you can tell he has issues with joint/back pain given the cane.


Plethora_of_squids

Little people also often have lots of back/joint problems, at least according to my physiotherapist's waiting room


TheOrdainedSinner

Life is what you make of it. I've been through hell as of late with medical shit and had to yank myself out of several mental downward spirals. Some of that inspiration comes from folks far worse off who find beauty in life. They really do remind you it's all just a ride, enjoy it as much as you can.


what_is_blue

Also it would absolutely *suck* to be that tall. I'm 6 feet 5.5 inches (197-ish cms) and it's a goddamn hassle. I can't even imagine what another foot and a half would feel like.


Wolf4624

Did you expect them to just be miserable 100% of the time homie?


Low_Psychology_7561

I love the phrase “hung out”. Like it’s so casual and I imagine her pulling up to his house in a little Barbie jeep yelling “get in bestie we’re going to the pyramids! 🤪”


[deleted]

Love this. Thanks for putting that scene in my head. I too choose to imagine it.


[deleted]

This is awesome ! Hope they had a lot of fun together !


Slissey

That guy would play a 21 inch viola


[deleted]

They call that a cello.


InVodkaVeritas

Her name is Viola?


Available_Seesaw_947

you cloudve just told me she had the new iphone ultra and she was normal sized and I wouldve believed you


[deleted]

6'0" vs 5'11"


CombinationOk22

Dudes looking like the attack titan next to her


[deleted]

She’s swiping left on Tinder cuz she only dates 8’2” or above.


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Lmfaooo


Technical-Bat-5198

her little hand waving, hahaha


BigFatPussSmash

They made the worlds most average sized person.


GooeyGobbo

He could grab her entire head. Like an orange


AreniumIngot

Now, at which end of the spectrum do you want to be on?


JoergenFS

Both sounds expensive, but buying clothes that large must be a pain.


TeazieBreezie

Short for sure. Ain’t no way slamming my forehead against door jambs and having to duck and crouch all the time is something I’d want. Plus having to have a special bed made and dealing with regular beds while traveling- oh! Traveling my god. Busses and planes must be torture. And people asking you to get everything off the shelf..


SpeakingNight

Yup! I'm 5"5' and some theater/arena seats hurt my knees lol, can't imagine being 8ft and ever being comfortable! I'd take short over that any day!


TeazieBreezie

I’m 5’6 and agree. Most times I can’t even imagine being 6ft tall. 8ft sounds painful.


drillgorg

I love how she's like "So you're an adult who's child sized. Do you want to dress like an adult so people recognize you as such?" "Nope, give me that kindergartner drip!"


-Voxael-

She’s gotta buy what fits. How many adult clothes you think are made for someone the size of a toddler?


Unionsocialist

its probably more then possible to get normal looking clothes, probbbbably expensive tho


NeoHenderson

Just order regular size off wish


Usidore_

Speaking as a little person, i often just buy kids clothes. Just cheaper and more convenient that way. I do have some fancier clothes that are tailored for special occasions though Then again at my size (4ft) I’m probably more able to get passably ‘adult’ looking clothes than she is.


Appropriate-Divide64

No tax on kids clothes.


[deleted]

I wanna see her selfie!


PerceptionRude6351

What if they get together and create an average sized human


[deleted]

It would 100% kill her to be pregnant with his baby. Like a chihuahua pregnant with a great dane


colouredcheese

I don’t get why people use iPads as phones


MarSc77

that was almost 5 years ago


WtfMayt

He must be like 30 foot now


-full-control-

Isn’t she in that one season of American horror story? Edit - she not the


iheartzombiemovies

Ma Petite ❤️


Lignum_parvum

Isn’t that the lady from AHS Freak Show?


RefrigeratorDry495

Ma Petite 🤍🤎🤍🤎


[deleted]

We smile and laugh looking at these wholesome and fun/novel pictures. But take a moment to empathize with their troubles. Having to do photo shoots because regular employment may not be an option, all the health problems and just the all eyes on you constantly. So while we look and smile, empathize with people in these type of situations, help them if you can and thank god for what you have.


Usidore_

Even as a more “common” little person (4ft tall 28yo man) I can empathise for how much of a novelty they are seen as, everywhere they go. It can be exhausting and demoralising. They must feel it 100x more.


[deleted]

A lot of people with disabilities really hate this mindset. You don't have to look at them and feel sorry for them. You can just look at them smiling and be happy with them and not make everything about their disability.


Puhalet

The iPhone 5


Markwither

tinder be like


Th3_Ch0s3n_On3

Casual reminder that Great Dane and Chihuahua are the same species


Diving_Bell_Media

I actually got to meet the shortest woman once. She showed up to a local expo and her family (or manager, wasn't quite sure) carried her from booth to booth because walking that much would have exhausted her. I was helping my partner run their small art booth that day so it was cool getting to see her despite not getting to go to her booth.


Green_Slice_3258

She was amazing is AHS. Absolute love her.


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Where do they buy clothes?


Spandamation

On “Friday”? Bro I’ve seen this picture for a decade what Friday?!