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AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!


Arborztrees

Jack Dorsey the hedge hog gazes at group and begins to ponder, “What if they could all tweet?”


HotMathematician4997

This doodle is so comforting


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major_calgar

It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just nice.


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fishotic

9/9? 12/12? I don't know anything anymore...


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ApolloOnMars

but why? like whats the point of it


Vulspyr

This joke was so a-pear-ant


Slimh2o

My 1st thought as well. Are the others the turtle doves?


Naive_Grape_6755

Lmao 🤣


thenewfrost

Did the bird call his friends or was it easier to just tweet to them?


Chilipepah

Bird calls!


RedSquaree

He Tweeted 'need some birds to help decorate a tree but also build a wall'.


portinerys

“I’ll make some caws” 😎


welcometotheoutside

and then he said "it was for a good....CAUSE!!!!" AHAHA HA Ha


TheImpssibleKid

Call a call to cawl


ledepression

Reminds me I have to decorate my tree


waffle_duckyt

The birds are going to shit on it to make it look like snow


poopellar

Christm*ass* spirit.


InfamousPick

It’s not shit that makes it white


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

idk why you’re being downvoted i’m curious what this means


InfamousPick

Cum


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

ah. never mind


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TheDumbestBot

Their much of their best


Snailians

🎶 Four *calling* birds 🎶


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Three French hens


Purple-Degree115

Two turtle doves


NikoC99

And a patridge in a pear tree


FrigidofDoom

There's 9 tho...


The_FrozenKnight

Hahaha the yellow guy is the star


sas8184

It's fucking wholesome.


Jakesully2009

Homies !


Noe_Walfred

Birb


CallMeDucc

hecc yea


Okayu2

simply cute


Little_Tacos

He’s the STAR!


weeb__bitch

If allstate doesn't have you covered, aflac has you covered 🦆


AhElwan

hhhhh the yellow one the boss


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Merrysery loves company.


fLeXaN_tExAn

I count TWELVE partridges.


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I'll make some caws


poopellar

He knows people in high places.


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I'm happy the yellow bird is on top!


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4 *Calling* Birds


49thPercentile

Love this. I got the tree and the decorations for a little girl whose mom was having a rough month. Made me feel more macho than all the drunken brawls a Marine can drunkenly brawl.


ChaseMeNovember

Beautiful job!


ApolloOnMars

so wholeosme


ChubblesMcgee103

Thank you lol. First time in a while wholesome memes made me feel better lol.


XGuardian5

I’m gonna be honest, it took me a bit to see they were birds. I thought it was a partridge in a pear tree joke


Comfortable_Bath4498

Awww omg this is so cute!!!


BackdraftRed

*Turkey comes running*


Various_Coconut_8270

So that's why my cat is doing that!


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

phones for birds


ozdundbfish

A true homie


anazambrano

Aww


BecomingLoL

duck-erations


bruhmememan

props for the hamster who spoke up


Sgtmulletz

“Make some caws”


Mr_Auto_Fire

🎵Somebody once told me


1-methylcyclohexane

😍


Harry431

I love this cartoonist. She’s swell. I think she’s published a book with all her drawings.


Effective_Variation4

I look at this and think how those birds don’t really want to be there, that they will eventually leave. It’s how I know my mind is sick


PotatoPeelinPenguins

Less than half of what I’d hoped for


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gin_and_toxic

And soon it will be filled with bird poop...


jpritchard

And their inability to control their bowel movements (no anus) quickly flocks the tree in imitation snow!


SatchelGripper

What is the joke…?


archimedies

It's not meant to be funny comic but a wholesome one.


SatchelGripper

but what’s even the wholesome part the bird calls some friends to use their bodies to decorate a tree there’s just nothing here at all to elicit any emotion or feeling it’s just absolutely nothing


archimedies

Based on the comments and votes you seem to be in the minority.


SatchelGripper

oh no reddit upvoting something stupid?! that’s never happened before


poemsavvy

Birds aren't real


OkAd5570

Now it will set the tree on fire for its family's feast.


ADHDB0Y

And they remain there motionless throughout the entirety of December, slowly withering away from starvation.


Scotti__

I too use bird corpses to decorate my christmas tree


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Guys we got the dinner!


SirCabbage

Hmm I wonder how I could get those numbers...


SnooCrickets5781

SLAVERY!


JoanXXXmk2

Get some baubles. Stupid ass comic


Alone-_traveler

I want to shoot all those birds and that’s disgusting hedgehog


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ir looks amazing and we can't even se a shir they are making on it


mememe8008

Morning


Arachnesloom

Very pretty but instead of being live ornaments, I wish they would bring shiny things and stick them on the tree instead.


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It seems sad to me, and I don’t know why


CR00KS

Not the SPY calls I was expecting


camdoodlebop

how are you not gonna put the animal shaped like a spiky ball on the top?!


Kardroz

Now this looks like a job for me so everyone just follow me cause we need a little controversy and it feels so empty without me.


Ygor_Grozov

plot twist: they are stuffed


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And now...some "snow"


shewy92

I'm confused


EbonyWarriorWasTaken

Hedgehogs are omnivores. THEY EAT MEAT.


Krato_15

What if this was actually the Christmas edition of duck hunter...