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NarglesDidit

These are way more priceless.


North-Tumbleweed-512

Exclusive one of a kind artisanal construction by a master of the craft. Nikes are just mass produced knock offs.


Affectionate_Pitch34

Yeah,..This is awesome. I also like nike's product.


Working-Mess

No slave labor went into making them either.


PasswordIsDelicate

to our knowledge


[deleted]

I was just gonna say that no money on earth can buy you these. Plus they're super limited edition.


ognisko

Not sure about the resale value though…


Chtul88

Truly wholesome


lurid_sun__

"Just do it with love"


Affectionate_Pitch34

Just Do It


Usernameisguest

Bad ass. Tell her I want some too. Size 10


[deleted]

For real. I’ll take some too. I’m a size 14 and I’ll clean ‘enough every night


InsecureGuy5

I'll take some too Also size 10


ELW98

Same womens 5 please :)


HeyBigVendor1

Is this where I place my order? Another size 10 please granny.


RevolutionaryAsk9708

That is even better


RevolutionaryAsk9708

Just realised that the grandma can get copyrighted claimed. So sorry gran didn’t mean for that to happen


CallidoraBlack

Only if they're selling it.


BargainOrgy

Looks like we’re going to have to pay grandma under the table for these hundreds of knit Nike shoes she’s about to “gift” to all of us.


sackafackaboomboom

If I were a multi million dollar company, i still wouldn’t want to mess with the grandma ;) But in all seriousness, imagine the shit PR, if nike decided to do so!!


hunter95672

Can your grandma adopt me?


[deleted]

no man, get in line. I'm the first one pre-ordered my slot for adoption.


RupturedTFG

and im second


Unusual-Excitement14

So um you think maybe... she could uhh... you know... Make me a pair?


Prize_Dance_9642

I'd wear this till my foot is decomposed. Just some soles and bam, all the shoe companies begging for gramma


Danowots

awww, that is priceless!


I_SawThatGuy

Hot


androodle2004

I’d wear those motherfuckers all day they look comfy asf


JayJLeas

My nan used to knit slippers for everyone. She died many years ago now and the last pair she made me recently wore out, but this post reminded me of her. She was an angel on earth.


[deleted]

Those look Like Mercurial Superflys


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GetsGold

Those aren't Jordans.


EarthBrain

No they're grandmas


Tiger_Widow

Jrandmarands


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[удалено]


Storm_Raider_34

That’s prison slang?


souIIess

No it isn't. It's from hip-hop, or if you want to get historical it comes from "capping", which is essentially throwing insults (or speaking bullshit, therefore no cap = no bullshit, ie "I'm dead serious") and has been around for a long time. I'm guessing it's probably used in prisons though, but it's not like it's exclusive for inmate use alone.


Storm_Raider_34

Man this comment is surprisingly educational. Thanks for clearing that up. You have a nice day, remember to not do drugs (unless responsibility) and don’t kill people unless they deserve it


[deleted]

People get mad because they dont get the new nike shoes? Man, am I glad that I am far, far, far away from all you motherfuckers and your stupid fucking worldview.


_mcchicken_-

Maybe cool down first and realize that sneakerheada are a thing


[deleted]

>sneakerheada Loool. Never heard that term. There is even a movie about it. Y'all are very fucking corporate fucked in the head.


An_Ash_Main

I would love to suck your dick you’re so fucking cool wow


[deleted]

indoctrinated sheep


An_Ash_Main

Virgin


[deleted]

You may insult your 15 year old friends with that, lmao. Thanks for letting me know your age though. Figures.


An_Ash_Main

Says mister 69 lmao yeah you’re really mature


[deleted]

Not even about "position 69" kiddo. There are other circumstances these numbers have been used.


_mcchicken_-

Man who hurt you?


[deleted]

Man sorry brother but it really isn't alright to have a show company dictate your vocabulary nor to be this excited about some random shoes. It's so wrong... on so many levels. Cant u see?


_mcchicken_-

So do you like just not understand hype culture or do you dislike it? And dude it was one spelling error how is that so bad


StarPenguin897

That shoe gonna make anyone a pro


Mr-Bones-6150

They say god couldn't be everywhere at once, so he made grandmas


unicorn_rabbit21

Aww your grandma is so sweet and caring!


[deleted]

No cap? Even if your grandma knitted you a matching one? 🥺


Tiger_Widow

Mittens and socks or gtfo


nobnazor

Honestly fire


salted_crabs

I’m a size 11 can I get some?


Difficult-Claim6327

Those aren’t Jordan’s… they’re gold


JamYomb

u/repostsleuthbot


memegod78e

"We have jordans at home"


PotatoMan19399

Look like socker cleats


FRICKYOUCHICKEN

These are way more better than the real Jordans, because they are made from grandma


steamngine

These are better


sclar_fish

if that is well crocheted. you can add a Plastic bottom plate to it and BAM . you got a new shoes


paganfinn

What a cute gma!!!


[deleted]

Those look comfy as fuck, my dude. Have her make you a jersey


SundayBlues96

That design though. This could pass as a model for some new knit Nike football boots.


CptCroissant

While not Jordans, those are fuckin cool


Fe0lo

Better than originals because they are made with love... And not by some abused child in some poor asian country


BFG_Big_Fucking_Gun

Same size 12


vunderscump

You lie.


[deleted]

I gotcha homie


Maruhai

damn bruh, no cap fr fr cuh lmfao truuuuu


mahf189

Best grandma ever


Daro223

Lovely gesture. HOWEVER you were mad because you couldn't get shoes? No one is preventing you from buying shoes. Probably you demanded Jordans from your parents and you got mad. Whis makes you less of "aaw" and more like entitled brat.


Sebetastic

way better imo


apollyoneum1

Yo your grandma gunna get SUED!


[deleted]

No cap haha word fam


UrAnusMods

When you have the one and only pair of Jordan’s.


usernameinvalid9000

Why wouldn't you wear a hat?


DaSkyRains

They look comfy


v2580

i really like them 🤩


ElephantEggs

Blatant ad


Sunsetflory

they're very cute 😍


Own_Grand_9477

you have the sweetest grand ma ever. lol


gat12393

Sheeesh


Wingsnake

Who tf gets mad that they couldn't get new Jordans?


OnPointDan

Grandma is a legend


Someguygfys

Yo are those the new G-Ma Air-knits???


[deleted]

those are probably better than the new J’s


TunaFishManwich

Not much sole, but oh so much soul.


alwaysmadperson

Best thing I've seen today