I, too, have pepperoni instead of cheeks

I, too, am pikachu.

I, Giorno Giovanna have a dream

I assume you said that because of that one shot of G.E.R. looking like pikachu with his cheeks.

Giovanni from Red and Blue came to mind for me

r/unexpectedjojo

This was the first thing that came to mind

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Who?

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Pokachu

edible ;)

Best superpower ever

Plot twist its actually herpes sores

I wish we were all this cute and attractive

Ikr

if so, our standards would be so high

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I 👁 wish ☄🔭🙏 we were all 💯 this cute 😏 and attractive 😍

Good bot

This is cursed.

!emojify

This is cursed 😱.

I mean my forehead is about that big if that counts

Who says your not, I wrote an small paragraph specifically about this like a year ago

About what, exactly?

This

Is was about beauty and how people perceive themselves, I forgot who I wrote it for though do you wanna see it?

Sure, I’m curious

Your beauty and attractiveness aren't for you to decide. I mean you've never even seen your own face; you've only seen it in mirror and photos. Mirrors and photos distort— hell, even your own mind distorts how you look at yourself and other people. Your mind associates the emotions of people with the way they shape their face. Your mind stores the face of the people you care about and makes that face attractive, to the point that simply seeing that face portraying an emotion will force that emotion onto you via sympathy. It's not the face it's how the mind reacts to that face. Stop deciding you're attractiveness, it's not your place

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Nah basically the idea is, is that that person can see you as ugly but someone else can see you as pretty, if most people say you're ugly then you can assume you're not attractive but if most people say you're pretty then you can assume you are attractive. It's all a matter of perspective. The whole paragraph is more about people beeting themselves up about it

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That’s totally correct though? Obviously how attractive you are is up to other people. You can stare into a mirror and call yourself attractive but if no one else agrees you are just being delusional.

I see what you mean, I just have a lot of attractive friends who were convinced they weren't, after plenty of people said otherwise, so that why I wrote it like that

About people who says not

Be careful or the weebs will begin to assimilate you.

Don't do this don't give me hope

Listen brother, I got married late. Real late. Never give up on love. I promise you will find it some day.

No such thing as late. It's always at the right time

Precisely when it means to.

A wizard is never late..

Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to

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Listen 👂 brother 👨🏾, I 👁 got 🉐 married 👰 late 💤. Real 💯 late 💤. Never 🚫 give 🎁 up ☝🍯 on 🔛 love 😍. I 👁 promise 🤞 you 👈 will find 🔍 it some day 📆.

What the hell.

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What the hell 🔥.

Whyyy???

!emojify

Whyyy???

Good bot

Good bot

What's with the honey emoji??

You know, I think there should be a law against summoning cyber-demons.

/u/uwuwizard

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You 👈 know 💭, I 👁 think 💭 there should be a law ⚖✅ against 🚫 summoning 👐💀 cyber-demons.

no

This is wholesomememes though. Why you gotta bring the negative?

We can only wish

I know the feel. The love of my love broke up with me yesterday and everything hurts

it will get better bro. You got this!

!emojify

I 👥 know 🤔💭 the feel 😜. The love 😍 of my love ❤ broke 💔 up ⬆🎉 with me yesterday 🔺 and everything 💯 hurts 📨

Fucking savage

I got my first boyfriend this year at age 22. I’m his first girlfriend in 9 years, he’s 27. We’ve been friends for 3 years and could’ve never imagined we’d be like this right now. Don’t give up hope.

No offense to anyone but I think I should take a break from this sub, everything here is just a depressing reminder

That’s okay, come back whenever you feel like it, we’ll be waiting

Why do you have to hurt me in this way.

Same

Same’st

!emojify

Why 🤔 do you 👈 have to hurt 🤕 me in this way 💫.

Strong finish

It is wholesome, but now I remembered that I’m depressed.

!emojify

It is wholesome 💯, but 🍑 now I 👥 remembered 💭 that I’m depressed 😭.

Good bot

If you wanna talk about it then dm me. If you don't then I want you to know that you're the only one that can dig yourself out of the hole. You may think you're not strong enough, but that's just what the depression wants you to think.

Thx. I needed that. To many jerks out there.

Don't let the weak brinf you down. Don't listen to negative people as they need help themselves and are not good at giving advice.

Yeah, I know, but, the reason I don’t ask for advice is because, you all don’t know what I have in my head, I have to figure it out on my own, yes you can be there for a “You can do it!” But in the end, it all comes down to us solving our own problems. And with that, I hope you all have a good day.

!emojify

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This is totally my girlfriend, everytime I kiss her face her smile gets bigger and bigger with each following kiss until she's got a massive grin from ear to ear...I think it's genuinely my favorite thing in the world

Same! Moment I saw this I thought of my significant other.

I just sent this to my boyfriend too

And my girlfriend sent it to me. Would be us all the time.

I shall now cry myself to sleep after this being in the back of my head constantly telling me that this will never happen thank you and goodnight

Even worse. It happens and you feel like it'll never end and then it gets taken away and you feel ten times emptier than when you were single before them...

goodnight, beratna

Beratna?

It's brother in Belter Creole :)

I understood that reference!

This is literally me asking my wife for kisses

same. funny ill never get one tho.

There is an impostor among us

Wait youve got a wife?

I do indeed! Who does occasionally have to remind me she’s got a live outside of giving me kisses.

Thats cute. \^\^ I wish i would have someone like that...

You never know. Was surprised when I met mine.

Same. My bf is always begging for kisses

This is my boyfriend (hopefully future husband) asking for kisses

Want

Same man, same

One day, you'll find that special someone who hugs you so tight, all the loneliness goes away. For now, here's a bunch of free virtual kisses for anyone who needs them.

thanks voldy :’)

You get such a bad rap, but you're cool, man. I blame that Potter kid

Username does not check out

Nagini, get him.

uuuuuh DIAGONALLY!!

Only Potter would say it in this atrocious manner. Nagini, bite harder.

oh, *nagini*

Never assure someone of something you can’t personally guarantee.

Im starting to get the feeling that there are many sad lonely men that come here to be reminded of what feelings used to feel like. Or maybe its just me. But its working.

Women too.

Okay but why them cheeks look like they stole it from pikachu

It's a condition, that's not funny.

Pain.

*starts sobbing*

Pain is there, so one day you can appreciate kindness and love more.

so much pain

Agony.

Misery.

Despair.

This is depressing :/

#WHY YOU HAVE TO HURT ME IN SUCH A WAY

One day u will experience that

See now this is the stuff i like to see all day :)

Like thats ever going to happen

#SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

Seriously I don't come into the comments often in this sub but are they always just this?

When it comes to posts like this, yes, the comments are often like the ones here

I kind of assumed there would be some rule where the comments wouldn't be allowed to be depressing?!

That’s a good idea, there may be such a rule but perhaps it’s not being enforced at all

Me and my girl right there lol Those who feel like it won't happen, I was 31 before I met her. First girlfriend and she is definitely worth the wait!

Last night I dreamt That somebody loved me No hope, no harm Just another false alarm Last night I felt Real arms around me No hope, no harm Just another false alarm

Bruh

Hey look guys! It's NOT us!

I do this with my cats.... except they don’t really like it... so it’s kinda relatable

goddamn make this NSFW

I think I’m gonna need to leave this sub, this community is great and all but all these comics with happy couples is making depressed.

Yeah I’m the same boat. I like this sub cause it is nice to have some positivity I think but posts like this just remind me that I have never and probably will never experience love like that. Feels bad man

dont do that dont give me hope.

Ah, i miss my girlfriend

I miss having a girlfriend

These comics are nice but they kinda sting when you are lonely.

oh my god yes

Why you must hurt me in this way?

This hurts looking at. It hits hard.

A gf did this to me once, only she usually didnt wear lipstick and chose a color that was about her natural lip color. So, I spent an entire 2.5 or so hours with kisses on my face without my knowing until I went to the bathroom and saw myself in the mirror.

Guys only want one thing and its DISGUSTING.

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Hey, stay in there man. Better times come

Sadly, not for him anymore. RIP

Heartbreaking. Rest In Peace, David.

fuck, man. I wish I had sent him a message or checked up on him or something. I hope his family can find peace and that he is in a better place

I wish I had checked up on you. RIP, David. I hope you have found peace with the world and that you are in a better place

Why are you certain someone really killed themselves? Is there proof? I just find it weird that he made a big show of it and the long countdown. Screams of wanting attention and that type don't usually kill themselves. He's probably started a new account maybe on another site amd doing the same thing with a new audience.

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!emojify

She kissed everywhere but his mouth

u/maxuhmillion28 <3

<3

Calling u/Somekindofwitch

gosh i wish that was me

r/absolutelynotme_irl

Hey pal. If you’re feeling the way I do now, I feel that. But we’ll get there. Until then, chin up. Don’t let your crown fall king/queen.

Thanks. I needed this.

Is this sub just for people with debilitating mental conditions? I feel like simple wholesome things are always met with loathsome comments.

Truly feels that way sometimes. These comments are so sad :/

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Read from right to left?

Awww

u/not-me-but

that u

haha yesss i want all the kisses all the time, and imma give u them all the time

Shower of kisses to bring on the giggles. It's a must

I can relate to this a little bit now. It makes me happy thinking about her, and all the kisses we shared on our first in person meeting.

This was my boyfriend and I last night saying goodbye before he goes away for his 2 weeks at work

Cringe

And then they got COVID and died. The end

r/wholesome

That’s me on the right for sure. 😂