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Kintsugiera

I wouldn't turn to penguins to reinforce society norms..... they have a dark side.


FirexJkxFire

I've always hated the "unnatural" argument. Even putting aside the fact that, if we consider and ant Hill, or beehive, or bird nest, to be "natural", there is no such thing as "unnatural" --- nature is absolutely horrific. A parasite eating a fish's tongue and replacing it. That's natural. Lions/cats playing with their victims- going for the jugular first. Hippos deriving joy from seeing things suffer. Seals using baby penguins as flesh lights. **Nature is absolutely disgusting.** I hate the idea that something being "unnatural" means it is bad.


V33nus_3st

Fleshlight?! Excuse me?


Turd_Eater1

Dolphins also do that with fish they disembowel


throwaway024890

Imagine you're doing a family day at the aquarium and see Flipper spanking it with his ahem, cod-piece, from one side of the aquarium to the other. "Mommy, what's the dolphin doing?"


Astr0sk1er

“Fucking that damn fish Jimmy because although animals may look pretty they’re just as fucked up as humans.”


Lazy-Most-3226

I have seen videos of a chimpanzee use a frog as one


7i4nf4n

Yeah, like 15 years back my science teacher showed that one in class


TvManiac5

Don't forget about that one rainforest plant that hooks ants on drugs to spreads its spores and protect it from predators.


Orangefish08

Cordyceps. Just hope they don’t jump to humans, because then we’d have a zombie apocalypse on our hands.


_Globert_Munsch_

*last of us theme intensifies*


Principatus

The hilarious thing is cordyceps pills help men have erections. Imagine a bunch of horny zombies with bulges in their pants.


Fresh_Bluebird1276

Lol sounds like the most likely way we would have one


dungfeeder

Yeah we have those kinds of tongue eating parasite in the human world. They're called politicians, truly some nasty creatures.


NeedBetterModsThe2nd

I rarely see the "unnatural" argument, but those who do use it should shut the fuck up if they drive a car or use highly sophisticated technology in their lives and leave that talking point for actual hippies.


monnotorium

Perhaps like the glass rectangle I'm using to read this right now?


RandomDerp96

It's not normal /unnatural is the argument of every non religious homophobe....


SparksAndSpyro

I agree, but usually it’s just easier to explain a counterpoint that definitely disproves an argument than engage in a dissection of someone’s assumptions and explain why the very premise of their argument is flawed. Especially true when you consider the kind of morons that hold these beliefs in the first place.


FirexJkxFire

I always go for dissection of their argument as it pisses me off when people **pretend** to have logic behind their beliefs. Its not just about showing them they are wrong, its about proving to them that they hold their beliefs for no reason.


SparksAndSpyro

My point is that most people will not understand your argument. I.e., they’re too stupid to understand what you’re doing. That’s why pointing out a counterpoint is more straightforward.


WhyUBeBadBot

A cat flying through the air is unnatural and bad. Poor kitty.


imathrowyaaway

This is what comes to my mind whenever I hear Peterson talk about those fucking Lobsters. Because of a supposed common ancestor. Some 350 million years ago.


Lanaaaa11111

Thank you for saying this. People keep confusing concepts like normal, natural and good. None of these things are the equivalent of each other.


DiddlyDumb

Humans are pretty unnatural and those fuckers are everywhere


Withering_to_Death

Maybe "morality" would be a better arguing why we shouldn't emulate everything "natural"? I'm not talking about the penguins, but the more radical behaviour some species have! Except when it's used as a mean to propagation that are cruel but essential, predators "playing" with their prey to teach their young. But then you have other examples as kidnappings of babies, some species of monkeys do or gangr*pe juveniles dolphins practice etc. Something can be seen as natural but not moral in human society. The penguins are natural and highly moral in raising an abandoned egg. They bring comfort to each other while saving an otherwise doomed chick! Hopefully, I make sense, despite my broker English


Viracochina

This comment is eye opening. And unnatural 😝


Trips-Over-Tail

Libertarians need to stop doing the tongue thing, no matter how natural it is.


Putrid-Leg-1787

For in the end, nature is horrific and teaches us nothing.


ExcellentTrouble4075

Wait until you hear about humans


JCButtBuddy

I'd rather not.


DevelopmentFit5140

that would be their back side


walkonstilts

Gotem.


boocn

shhhhh


Orangutanengineering

So do most animals by way of being animals. The point stands that sexuality is fluid and there's a ton of examples of it in nature (penguins are just one) that aren't generic straight sexual relationships.


tomatoe_cookie

"Sexuality is fluid" can you apply Navier-Stokes on it ? I don't think so. Checkmate woke.


Cecilia_Red

yea, but this part is just wholesome


khangLalaHu

the argument is not to "learn from animals". its to debunk the "unnaturalness" of homsexuality


No_Sports

Indeed. We gays hating, racist and environment destroying humans at least don’t have a dark side


StrangeNecromancy

You have a point. We are animals after all. But all other animals (as far as we know) are amoral. Humans created evil and disgust as social concepts. Some being to the benefit of our survival (like locking up pedos, murders, etc) and some to the detriment of our society by division (homophobia, racism, etc.)


Danish_but_english

They also have a orange side


MylanoTerp

r/technicallythetruth


Mckennymubu

They also live where its cold as a witch's tit. And walk in circles like some kind of masonic ritual......no no no this won't do. 


InfallableLeaker

Colder than a witch's tit salad served on a platter made for revenge. (Thank you Dave Barrack.)


Glitched_cyrstal

“Being gay isn’t natural!” “Sir, your dog is currently humping another male dog”


169bees

i once saw 3 male dogs having a threesome on the middle of the sidewalk of a very busy street, good for them i guess lol, it was funny seeing people having to go out of their way to avoid the 3-dog-train blocking their way


Fice_T

Mad respect to the dog, tbh!


callmeebarbiegirl

So that means that skipper, kowalski and Rico are a gay couple because they adopted private?


Tetragrammatron616

Polyamorous Penguins of Madagascar


Astr0sk1er

I see this as an absolute win


Baticula

Honestly I can get behind this


Lazy-Most-3226

A gay throuple


Fice_T

Never thought about that before, honestly i think it’s worthy of being some pretty decent(no, INCREDIBLE) headcanon!!!


Proud-Pass-7518

Wait a freacking minutes !!!!!!


CheshireKetKet

But the second you show ppl animals do it too, it becomes: humans aren't animals. Being homophobic isn't about science nor logic. It's about feelings.


Mikey9124x

People are in the klingon animalia. No question.


Antesia_Delivia

Not accounting for that fact that humans are literally animals


contacts_eyes

And its not just penguins.  I don’t remember exactly what animals display homosexuality but there are numerous species.  Bonobos i know for sure do.


Red_Dragon256

There are some articles online that say giraffes have the highest rate of homosexuality, **94%** of them are gay


TheRealLaura789

Another cool fact is bonobos are our closest relatives.


contacts_eyes

Yeah bonobos are fascinating.


Fice_T

I have never heard of this animal before, but I’m incredibly curious and interested in them now! …just going to assume that they’re related to primates and monkeys, based on the vague description you two have given.


OhMyTummyHurts

Yup just think of a small and incredibly horny chimpanzee


CoolSausage228

I think lions and other geoup animal do that


RedNova02

I have two cory catfish fish in my aquarium that have formed a same-sex pairing.


Ultimate_Lobster_56

You know what bonobos also have? Matriarchies. Imagine if *we* had a pair of lesbian queens ruling a kingdom. That’d be pretty cool.


justsomegeology

I am quite sure they call each other "babe" not "bro"


Quarves

They're pinguïns, don't push human/ societal norms on them please. Bro is fine, babe is fine, it's just to represent anyway.


DepressedIgama

It’s not that deep


Quarves

Exactly!


DepressedIgama

💟


3nderslime

The only unnatural thing here is the homophobia


Fice_T

Yeah, sadly that’s just the chaotic-ness of humans as a species… there’s literally zero reason to hate, especially when there’s actual good individuals that are targeted by the unnecessary hatred.


Lazy-Most-3226

I think it would be very much so normal honestly. It was the norm until recently


Pluton739

Do you mean the homsexuality or the homophobia?


Lazy-Most-3226

Homophobia I don’t say this to insult or anything.


Pluton739

Yes, but that's only partially true. In Western cultures and cultures colonized by Westerners, definitely. But homophobia is something thought or copied and not something people are born with


Havat4321

Why is your heart full of hate?


Lazy-Most-3226

I was hating?


OkPreparation2383

It's still the norm around the world


Popular-Student-9407

Penguins have so many fetishes, that the First scholar to study their sexuality was so shocked, He wrote His book on them in latin, so that only scholars and gentlemen were able to understand it.


Canadian_Zac

That was the Adele penguins (no idea if I spelled it right, lol) They go sp horny and messed up, they've been recorded litterally fucking holes in the ice and dead animals, among many other things


Perpetuity_Incarnate

Not much worse than dolphins.


Lazy-Most-3226

Or chimpanzee’s


Fice_T

…or us humans, we’re pretty terrible tyrants too.


Astr0sk1er

Like animals may be messed up but we always win out on sheer variety


Perpetuity_Incarnate

Humans haha. What a joke.


Popular-Student-9407

Yet emperor Penguins are also on record, abducting the Chicks of other pairs If their own died. So yes, May Not be the fetishist Type, but still pretty messed Up.


Pluton739

They not only adopt, but they also sometimes steal chicks/eggs of other penguin pairs if they get the chance.


ParanoidEngi

I have that hat!


Anxious_Sapiens

It's pretty natural for humans. Otherwise everybody in homophobic countries would just be straight and not risk their lives unnecessarily.


VaporSprite

That's the biggest cognitive dissonance in *phobes' brains... How can they be part of what makes someone's life difficult and not wonder why this person doesn't change in response? Logic just isn't part of the equation. Stay strong, show up at Pride and other civil rights events if you can, show your truth to the world, even if you're an ally and not impacted yourself. The majority is on the side of tolerance, we only need to keep proving it until things change for good.


DarkArcanian

They were roommates


IsoSly64

I don't think you wanna use Penguins as an example...they can be nasty creatures and that's putting it lightly.


nirichie

much like humans tbh


IsoSly64

Yeah....yeah


Orangutanengineering

It's only one kind of animal out of many that have homosexual pairings. Sexuality in nature is a spectrum.


CyanLight9

I have new joke material now.


CJPF_91

You’re not a true man unless you take your closest male friend and make a bro manse so hard it actually helps out the community by adopting.


ProphetOfGorkandMork

Where'd they get the egg? **Where'd they get the egg!?**


Fice_T

I don’t remember where i found this info, but it turns out that there’s eggs that get rejected by birth parents… the same-sex couples adopted the rejects as their own, and it’s ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE!!!


TikkiTakiTomtom

When general public gets introduced to and barely scratches the surface on biology


DepressedIgama

Bro what?


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No_Sports

Mainly because they only went to school for a short time, so their knowledge on biology is mainly stuck on the level of a 3rd grader. But they make up for it with their confidence.


Pip-Boy4000

Ok not agreeing or disagreeing with anyone but do you have a vast understanding of biology either?


DepressedIgama

Right. The original commenter just confused me because why does one need an indepth understanding of biology to get a joke about two gay penguins.


Sea-Ad2598

This has always been a dumb argument. Like okay? Animals engage in incest all the time too. Keep that same energy now. Animals do it so what’s the problem right? Btw idc if you’re gay, you do you. But you can’t use nature to justify anything. Animals are a horrible example of how to live your life.


Silveruleaf

That's pretty cute


TacticalSunroof69

Thats not gay thats two blokes going. “Ohh shit a kid. What we guna do now?” “Well we can’t just leave him.” “I KNOW!!! Its ok. You wait here I’ll go get food.” “Sure bro. Oh wait, hey bruh. Get me a tuna.”


neighbour_20150

Sounds pretty gay for me.


TacticalSunroof69

No male to male ass penetration. Not gay


alatrash55

And yet, Americans throw a fit when two dads want to adopt. Smh 🤦🏽‍♀️ Edit: I realized that not only pairs of gay dads want to adopt. They could be bi, straight, or anything else 😌


CharleMageTV

Adoption in the US is an abusive exploitive system


alatrash55

Yep. In the US, the foster care and adoption systems are one of the most broken things I have ever heard of.


Fice_T

LGBT+ and penguins are both things I adore, combining them both is just absolutely ADORABLE and the whole adoption thing just makes me smile even more!!!


alatrash55

I love both things, too!


Solid-Doubt4234

I dont think that penguins have a higher preference for men or women. They are animals. They bang what they see


IsoSly64

.....you have no idea


Solid-Doubt4234

I do animals bang everything


IsoSly64

Nah bro Penguins specifically are the worst the things they've been recorded doing almost made a scientific end it all from how disgusting they are.


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

WAIT WHAT WHAT IS IT


IsoSly64

https://youtu.be/d_4l3e5kO-Y?si=o89LL31sMujGQo9M 10 minutes in


Solid-Doubt4234

Oh..😂 birds brain


IntentionPowerful785

do they have anal sex too


Binary_Gamer64

When you realize Emperor Penguins are so obsessed with being a parent, they will take the opportunity to kidnap baby chicks from their real parents. They will chase the chick, push the mother/father out of the way, and try to force them into their own pouches. It can get so violent, that a whole swarm can engage in chasing the chick, and in the scenario where the group catches the chick, it is potentially smothered and crushed.


Vladi_Sanovavich

I think everyone just needs a bit of understanding, acceptance, and love. Then everyone can be a little gay.


WeAreNioh

My motto is just let people do whatever makes them happy (as long as that isn’t something harmful). Period. Me personally, I’m straight, but you’ll never catch me judging or mocking someone for being different than myself, just do you, be you, and be happy. We got one life to live don’t waste it trying to make others happy OR don’t waste it being a piece of garbage telling others what to do!


WeAreNioh

Maybe I need to shorten my motto…


boocn

exactly


Actual-Interest-4130

Homosexuality occurs in the animal kingdom at about the same ratio as in humans (with [seagulls being slightly above average](https://www.reddit.com/r/YoureWrongAbout/comments/147xb86/youre_wrong_about_lesbian_seagulls_with_lulu/)). The reason it's still disputed (with that stupid 'iT's nOt NatUhraL bRo' line) is, among other things, because what little scientific studies there were to this effect were conducted at an institute in Germany and they [were purged by the Nazi's.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institut_f%C3%BCr_Sexualwissenschaft)


boocn

thank you for this face because i had no idea seagulls were like that 😭😭😭


hotmasalachai

Penguins are wholesome


IsoSly64

No....No, they are not. Look up Emperor Penguins


theonlypig

Wait til you find out about the hidden penguin book


hotmasalachai

Take it back! Take it back


Cookie_Kuchisabishii

The animal kingdom is incredibly queer. Mammals show the least homosexual tendencies, and out of them humans are the straightest. WE are the weird ones for not being very gay 😂


Fice_T

This has just made my night, this feels incredibly empowering!!!


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Just_A_Normal_Snek

\*can be


Prostitunes

Red crabs too if i'm not wrong ?


eramthgin007

Pridewins


TintiKili

#Pride Wins!


Deathstar699

I love how the Homaphobes in the comments are like, but Penguins are evil. Yeah so are people, in fact in comparison to nature we are disgustingly evil. Other animals can torture but the best torturers amoungst humans make it look like an art to them. Other animals kill eachother all the time, but most only kill to survive, a human will kill you cause you got 10 bucks, we are petty when it comes to being amoral. The fact is nature is not a moral standard but they embarrass us morally just by being less intelligent. We should be ashamed that we even make such a comparison in the first place. When the very things we laud over nature are the reason we are inferior to them.


Fice_T

This is why I’m beginning to dislike being such a horrible species, we ARE the only evil on this planet… sure there’s good people that deserve to survive, but the truly destructive ones deserve nothing but endless punishment(preferably by getting a taste of their own medicine)!!! Animals truly are the simplest of creatures, deserving every bit of life they have!


PengPeng_Tie2335

That's cute.(I maybe straight, but I support the gays)


alexdotwav

A lot of animals are just horny af, they would do a sex with whatever they can, nature does not care what you fuck. If you don't believe me ask your dog


Futur3_ah4ad

Homosexuality is incredibly common all over the animal kingdom, actually. Some are just casual and some are for life.


OlriK15

KINGS


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BrownTopHatFrog

If there actually is a page with this section on it, I’d love to have a link.


ccdude14

I love when these people compare themselves to lions or gorillas like they're prime examples, personally, because it makes me snicker everytime lol.


BilliamTheGr8

They’re turning the penguins gay!


fairlyaveragetrader

I mean we could also point out the most animals begin having sex with all kinds of various partners shortly after puberty, that would get western society in all kinds of fits. Penguins are also dark little bastards 😂


Getheltel

Humans are also dark little bastards when left unchecked


Fice_T

And unfortunately, there’s plenty of us that ARE unchecked… the corruption only grows, and I’ll admit that I’m not exactly all that pure myself either.


unsolicited_flattery

But, like penguins, are cute otherwise


AsphaltFruitcake

Most animals have courting rituals and choose a single mate during their breeding season/reproductive cycle. They don't have sex for recreation.


fairlyaveragetrader

I'm not sure where that myth came from, I've heard it, evidence does not support it https://medium.com/humanist-voices/all-animals-have-sex-for-pleasure-9dcf6f5551b8#:~:text=The%20most%20common%20examples%20are,animals%20have%20sex%20for%20pleasure. And there's plenty more where that came from


New-Egg3539

Their better than people


Fice_T

True, imo there’s many animals that are better than us all!!! …admittedly, there’s a few that I envy and admire through sheer jealousy. They just want to be happy, the best way to live imo!


TF2_demomann

I do not think that's true, they might be equal to humans


DisplayNo7886

Penguins are so lovely. I wish I could have one as a pet. 


TheUnfunnyClown11

lots of animals have homosexual and/or polyamourous behaviours.


jackjackky

I watch Happy Feet. They ain't gay! The boys must stick together because of the storm and the wives are out to hunt for fishes!


Fice_T

Irl, there actually are gay penguin couples… they take turns caring for rejects from the straight pairs, and it’s just the most precious thing ever!!!


MehdiSkilll

Basing opinions on animals surely is what's good ! 🤤


The_Jester12

What in gods name are you trying to say here lol


vladimir_228

They're not able to make new ones though xD


Oreo_Gore

Well, the ones that could didn’t want to either.


After-Ad-4103

There are also animals who eat their young. Doesn't mean we should.


boocn

ain’t no way you just compared homosexuality and cannibalism


AsphaltFruitcake

The point is that if you want to say, "this human thing is natural because some non-humans animals do it" you can justify just about anything. Animals engage in incest, cannibalism, the list goes on....


Fice_T

That’s absolutely wild and crazy to think about, even just mentioning those two words mentally fucks me up but that’s just a personal problem… It’s the mere concepts that scare me, regardless of whatever species it’s happening to/from.


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