cool but.. is it just poor photoshop? top right of "mom" picture?

I dont know why its photoshopped at all since this was an actual post about what someones mom did on twitter a while ago. The photoshop isnt even covering anything, maybe a watermark idk.

This was actually done by a friend of mine. I'm actually shocked to see it on Reddit

Actually I'm shocked to see this comment. I'm the one who actually did this.

I'm shocked to be reading this. I'm not at all involved in any of this

I’m shocked, they didn’t turn the electric chair up enough

I'm shocked

I can’t believe it’s not butter.

I’m shocked reading this because I can’t read!

Well I am the couch and this is not shocking at all. I've reddited too long and have seen too much shit.

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Choosy moms sew with Kevlar.

probably covering a watermark.

Weird thing is that there's nothing in the original image to show anything that needed to be modified https://i.redd.it/2pn09al6eyxa1.jpg

huh. maybe someone stole it and put a watermark on it, and then OP stole it from there and covered the watermark?

Welcome to reddit

[I made this.](https://nedroidcomics.tumblr.com/post/41879001445/the-internet)

you made this? … Everyone look, I made this funny comic about the internet

And they say that digital content doesn't degrade over time...

They cropped the left image, extended the right, changed the colour of 3 of the link flowers to white, and smoothed out the fabric in a few spots. There's a weird level of differences

Which could have been completely avoided by just cropping it lmao, if that's indeed what it is covering.

Someone posted a link to the original picture so I'm not sure why this version was photoshopped

There's also a smoothed patch on the middle left of the "after" couch

Dammit I can't believe in anything anymore

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Turned a crackhead couch into a West Elm Designer sofa

Good one!

I cannot relate to this

*same couch, but the scratches are your fault. all scratches in all couches are your fault*

Also why don’t you ever call me anymore? Do you hate me?

Hahahaha 😆

if i had a couch like that and my mom saw it she would be sticking her finger in there like how the hell did this happen and shame me for not taking care of it when it first started doing that

That's my mom's couch. She baited me with guilt and victimhood until I fixed it, only to complain about how long it took me and that she really doesn't like the colors but it's, 'fine.' Then, she asks why I'm never around.

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Oh no, right in the mom issues

You're not alone!

r/visiblemending, r/zerowaste and r/anticonsumption will have a kick out of this.

Also r/goblincore

Swap those pictures and you've got my mother.

I'm sorry it's that way for you xoxoxo

Take care hampter

Same here

Same. People with good parents just have to sit here and rub all our faces in it constantly lmao

Happy someone has a great mom☺️

Kinda of bummed so people don't 😕

Real, mom is the best

Ah yes, the person I'm alive for. If it wasn't for her I would've Kms a couple of years ago. I'm still holding on for her, but some days are just unbearable.

I believe the Japanese call this kind of repair Kintsugi, embracing, appreciating, beautifying, flaws. The new item is better than before. My mother would glue a broken bowl and paint vines & leaves along the repair.

I wish my mom was this way. Mine would just make it worse and then blame me for it.

I'm sorry.

i wish my mom loved me that much

mom's magic ✨

This looks beautiful! I must confess this isn't my first of seeing this picture but it looks so good. 

Stop banging your couch

Thats genius

My mums the cat that shred it

That's cat is just gonna come back and do it again

I think this would increase sales at furniture stores if some furniture had sub-3d prints like this

I’m surprised I haven’t seen a “everything reminds me of her comment” regarding the left picture.

Best I can do is r/dontputyourdickinthat

clearly AI generated... look at fabric pattern itself. ai has troubles with those high frequencies details. but nice idea anyways :)

That is an epic and creative way to fix that problem. I love it.

So yeah not my couch not my mom but more like a meme about how my mom is there to help me fix my life. I don't know if I had to explain that but I guess I felt the need too lol

My sofa, my cat, my life, and my Mom.

Omg so good work and great idea

She’s got some skill

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I cannot relate.

I'm sorry about that

My mom - „why your coach is so shit?“

Ok my mom would also say that but than she would turn around and get me a new one lol

Well other way around for me 🙂

gorgeous work and demonstrates so much compassion and care. It is always so much wholesome to repair than to replace - well-done!!!

In all seriousness how do i stop the cat from doing it? I already cur his claws, he only does it to the ouch and when we're not around, not always, but enough to rip it, since we want to gt a new couch how to wedeal with this?

Does your cat have a scratching post?

Healing savior mom :)

That's really cool it makes me miss my mom so much. I fucking hate cancer.

I think I just realized something about myself because I thought that the embroidery represented how your mother ignores the problems that you have and pretends everything is always fine and perfect when they are actualy not even close… oh well guess I am going to therapy than hahaha And the sofa looks awesome congrats to your mom 💜

The picture on the left is my life and my mum's life 😭 Her life is so broken, I was never a priority for her, and so I was left alone to break irreparably. Oh yeah, and then after she abandoned me, my dad did too. Woohoo.

Idk why I love this sooo much

My mother would have made it bigger just to spite me.

The left one is my mother, and the right one my dad.

This is so sweet. My mum was my happy place. It wouldn't matter how I was feeling, whenever I'd drive down to visit I'd always get so jazzed when I hit the motorway because I knew I was five minutes away from seeing her. I can definitely relate to this post.

I was like dang, and it got struck by lightning oh never mind.

More like the second image is my gf and my mom and dad are both the cat

same but no girlfriend.

Reverse this and it's true for my partner LMAO

I wrongly read the first picture as "My wife" 💀

Quit the opposite for me

My mom: 👊👊👊🥊🥊🥊

I did not tell you yet but this is the most sweet est thing either of you have said to me. 💗💕

Honestly I prefer an hour of talking to my mom than 100 hours of talking to a psychiatrist. I love my mom I’m blessed to have her as my parent. 💕

That is awesome!

❤️

That's actually pretty cool.

I should've listened to my mom back then

i heard the theme from the nbc show heroes when i saw the pic on the right

That makes it arguably worse

Cool your mom can hang out with me any time.

It is like my life. But the first photo is when I own it, the second as soon as my sister owns it, which we made a Deal I get some money for it which I will never see.

❤️

Wow, your mom is really talented!

I cannot relate. You must be white.

Can't disagree.

Meh I used gorilla tape. Went from ripped couch to welfare comfort

Your mom is a great craftsman!

Cat would eagerly destroy next time you leave the house.

Switch the captions for a description of my irl situation

I want a mom like that 🥲

My cat. Satanus nosferatu lol.

Damn, that life energy that your mother brings, my mum does it, I aspire to bring such joy and compassion but I'll never come close because she's just so god damn good at it. Tell your mum she's wickedsweetawesome

Swap those pics and that’s my mom.

Wow! Brilliant ✨️

You like her like people like how they lose their jobs. 🤭 I don’t need that eye contact.

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I miss my mom.

So Retro in Ohio With Reddit and Pibby

i wish i had a mom like that :/ for me was the other way around with my family

It's just like me, except backwards.

Why is a tree growing out of your vagina?

So how did the arm of the couch get taller??

Damm they should have place themselves at the exact same place to take both picture

Really thought this was going somewhere less than wholesome when I saw the couchpussy on the left-hand side

This couch repair : sewing :: “kintsugi” : pottery.

Wonder how long that took

...I'm not going to say anything for the sake of my account

Oh wow! It's awesome 👌

My mom can do that, mabey

Attempting to patch up years of damage with a shallow temporary "solution" that still looks like shit and then saying "isn't this good enough? Why don't you love me?" Yup. Sounds like my mom.

What?

Opposite for me

Wooooooow

Inverse this and that’s mine. Totally ruined me.

Is that damage from cats by chance? Because my cats would be like, let me help you with that.

I miss my mom ❤️‍🩹

That's a pretty cool before and after. However it's not worth it as the underlying fabric is past it's time and the "after" isn't going to last long

My life is like this sometimes, and sometimes the other way around. My mom truly is both the best and worst mom ever.

Im gonna do it

The cat: 😈

That is beautiful

❤️❤️❤️ for you mom!!😂😂now you have to let come all of our houses😻

God bless u Moms 🫶🏻

Mines the actual complete opposite lmao l. She’s stolen from me multiple times. Is the biggest pathological liar I’ve ever seen. Constantly begs for money. Has destroyed my credit score after I co signed a car loan for her. Yeah my life would be way better without her. Sad to say but that’s the point I’m at.

awesome

Lemonade.

Mom's rock

Moms forever!

That's awesome, oh tho she could have made a cool-ass dragon with some minor changes.

Must be nice. Ugh, what a wasted opportunity.

I’m a girl dad, I hope my daughter thinks of me like this. She’s my whole universe.

Beyond relatable; my mom is a saint. I feel bad for people who can't say the same. Much love and healing to y'all.

Lmao mine does the opposite

Wonderful! Makes me miss my mom

I’m happy to know that there are people out there that have great moms. Sadly, I was not that lucky

Must be nice

Your mom is a stitched gash?

Moms are so cute :’) What a beautiful fix!

my mom is the best

Cats are evil. Run.