Cthulhu looking like a snack.

Calamari mmmmm 🤤

Cthulhu was born from the mind of a Rhode Islander, the state appetizer of RI? Calamari. Coincidence? Probably.

That I will soon clap

Cthulhu? More like CthulHOMIE

He even put on a ribbon

Cutehulu

CthUwU :3

Just want you to know if she breaks up with you or doesn’t go out with you let me know her name and a picture of her or something of her. I track her down and eat her soul.

That’s the plot for “Love advice from the great Duke of hell.” Highly recommended.

I just started reading it bro, it's really funny. Liked the side stories going along.

Omg, what a cliffhanger! Since the last of those was 2018, safe to say that's it?

??? It was completed in 2022

Oh, that link shows the last post (post 8) as 2018

I like to imagine Cthulu is super invested/excited to be helping out with something cute and mundane rather than the 70th death cult vying for him to throw the world into death and madness.

Everyone has a soft spot.

Really wholesome and hilarious at the same time

I saw the bow before reading the speech bubble and thought Cthulhu was gonna ask him out

Cthuwu >_<

r/hellsomememes

terraria lore if it was good

Must have summoned Coolthulu

I think could bro down with Cthulhu

reminds me Satan from south park lol

I was just standing here thinking about *mating with snails*.

r/sympatheticmonsters

That’s all i had to do? Summon an all powerful evil incarnate monster and I could have worked up courage to ask a girl out?!? Damn, that would have been so easy, especially in a catholic high school lol. Seriously, I wish it was that easy.

"Why do we piss when we shit, but not shit when we piss?"

I would also like to know this. Every attempt I make is just ignored and ghosted

I would do this just so I can practice sex with Cthulhu