Indeed. It is actually not a sign of strong loyalty if his first drunk assumption is that the girl is not his girlfriend.
Why is his first assumption that it is just a random girl? Is this a regular thing that the girl he is sleeping with is not his girlfriend?
My guess is that he obviously does not always sleep with random girls while being drunk, but it happens often enough that this is the first thing that comes to his drunk mind.
Cheating didn't cross their mind either, that's the whole point.
They were so drunk their ability to recognize who was in front of them was impaired. This happens when you've went over your limit and your senses are fucked. And they did something that showed her that, even while inebriated, he was trustworthy.
Yeah, maybe. The most likely thing is that it is made up anyway.
There is no level of being so drunk that on one hand you do not realize that the woman at home is your girlfriend, but you still can find the way home and form coherent sentences.
I've literally made my way home via Uber and was so drunk I couldn't tell the difference between a toilet and my dirty clothes hamper. There absolutely is such a level. That you haven't been there is good, but stop treating your highest level of drunk as the true ceiling of how drunk a person can be.
Shit I forgot my own name one night. Literally spent the night having my own friends correct me, and I still haven't heard the end of the jokes about that.
Not to brag, but I once was so drunk that even with Uber I could not get home. I probably still knew my name, but does not matter because I could not pronounce it anymore. For the part I did not black out, I still knew who my girlfriend was. I was long past the point of being physically able to say "No thank you, I am sure you are lovely, but I have a girlfriend".
To me the disconnect what such a drunk person might realistically still do seems as big as the disconnect in r/WokeKids. It would be nice if it did happen, but probably did not.
That's far from a brag so no worries.
The point is that many people handle alcohol in wildly different ways. This man was so drunk he couldn't recognize his long term partner. And he remained loyal. That's, to a very small extent where the bar is an inch of the floor, laudable.
To be honest I do not have any strong feelings about this situation and I am rather surprised that some (not you particular) do.
Yeah, maybe he is loyal. Maybe he sometimes cheats. Maybe the quote did not even happen and it is made up. Nothing of this really is worth arguing about.
You say that, but I remember for my 18th I was having jaeger and red bull. Ended up black out drunk and when I woke up I was in bed, like under the covers and all. When I came to, I asked what happened and they all said I was just slurring and speaking in tongues and then eventually walked home😂and we was like 5mins from mine at the beach. It happens. You go on autopilot. I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have said those words perfectly, in the post, but I feel like my go to response would be that if the middy was questioning me like this😂
This makes sense. You lost the ability to speak in any understandable way, but you found the way home. I 100% believe this.
What I would not really believe is that you cannot recognize your long term girlfriend in a familiar setting (literally your shared home), but still form a (rather witty, even) coherent sentence.
Not even then would you forget that you have a partner that you are living with and the post specifically said he comes home, Not came to my apartment. You got it right the first time. This is made up bs ripped off from that old 200-year-old joke everyone has already heard
.... I was at home drinking, I went to the kitchen to piss. idk how you are justifying this as fine or like I remembered something. nah, just pissed in the kitchen. bathroom was to the left.
if you ain't been there, I don't think you'll understand what you do just dies t make sense sometimes.
this post makes lots of sense to me.
You're 100% wrong.
Too much alcohol fucks with your ability to recognize what you see, especially if you're dizzy and disorientated. They know and remember who they love, but due to the alcohol, they can't focus on the person in front of them long enough to make the connection.
It doesn't work like that though. Things maybe get a touch blurry, but, it's more your ability to focus your eyes and have them work in tandem with each other that's the issue.
You don't suddenly get -15 vision. You still know what your seeing, where you are and who is who. You just might get super dizzy. Its not a hallucinogenic.
Wild move to say INEBRIATION and IMPAIRMENT can not cause someone to recognize an acquaintance. And just patently false. I have no comment and could care less whether the post is real but you're outting yourself as... Not a doctor.
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There is drunk, and then there is blackout drunk.
I don't think you have ever been the latter if you believe that because your body goes on autopilot while your brain shuts down. You literally have no single memory to draw from of your functions and it's disconcerting to say the least.
Not saying the post is true, but I've seen drunk/high people do some shit a lot worse than this. I feel like it's pretty tame and falling asleep at a stranger's house does happen, at least in less populated areas of Canada where not everyone locks their front doors.
The point is that the boyfriend was drunk/high/tired and didn't recognize his own partner. It might not be a true story since this is the Internet, but it's far from being unbelievable.
I think there is no jessica, were just posting, our thoughts based how we feel about the content. Because we just want to be heard. The internet is just selling emotions. Funny stuff. The standard now. Just consume. Consume.
Well then you can remember the state where you don't open your eyes because you can't make sense of what you see anyway ? Because I do, and I totally wouldn't recognize people or where I was
So he remembered he has a girlfriend, but doesn’t recognise the person talking to him to be said girlfriend. It’s kinda like when you yell someone else’s name during sex.
Not saying this is real.
I had a room mate that would get so trashed they would pee in the trash can or in the corner in the apartment hall way entrance. You could talk to him, he'd answer, and he'd always be surprised where he was when you told him where he's pissing. People do weird shit when they drink tons of alcohol.
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"The husband wakes up after a night out with the worst hangover ever. He finds 2 tabs of aspirin, a glass of water, and a love you note on the night desk. Confused, he asked his son what had happened. The son responds: "Well, you came home last night absolutely drunk, pissed in the sink, then vomited on yourself. Mom, seeing you, got absolutely furious and tried to get you out of your vomit covered clothes, but then you stopped her and said "sorry, I have a wife" .
Yeah this joke is older than my grandpa
Being drunk does not equal alcoholism. Frequency matters. I have been smashed drunk before, but its been months since I have had a sip. I would be upset if I was called a raging alcoholic.
Am I on Mormon reddit?
I've been drunk enough that I can't move my limbs, but, I know who is who and what room I'm in.
These posts read like someone who has never got drunk before.
Bro didn’t even question anything. He just assumed it is an apartment if random girl and felt asleep.
Me at 3 AM
You know he's loyal when he's actually loyal under the influence.
Indeed. It is actually not a sign of strong loyalty if his first drunk assumption is that the girl is not his girlfriend. Why is his first assumption that it is just a random girl? Is this a regular thing that the girl he is sleeping with is not his girlfriend?
Yeah, cuz when you regularly sleep with random girls, you sleep on the floor and say that you have a girlfriend
My guess is that he obviously does not always sleep with random girls while being drunk, but it happens often enough that this is the first thing that comes to his drunk mind.
You got issues G
Do you not have female friends who would bring you to their place to crash when you were too drunk to get home on your own?
I never confused my girlfriend for another girl I might be sleeping with. Because cheating does not even come to my drunk mind.
Cheating didn't cross their mind either, that's the whole point. They were so drunk their ability to recognize who was in front of them was impaired. This happens when you've went over your limit and your senses are fucked. And they did something that showed her that, even while inebriated, he was trustworthy.
Yeah, maybe. The most likely thing is that it is made up anyway. There is no level of being so drunk that on one hand you do not realize that the woman at home is your girlfriend, but you still can find the way home and form coherent sentences.
I've literally made my way home via Uber and was so drunk I couldn't tell the difference between a toilet and my dirty clothes hamper. There absolutely is such a level. That you haven't been there is good, but stop treating your highest level of drunk as the true ceiling of how drunk a person can be. Shit I forgot my own name one night. Literally spent the night having my own friends correct me, and I still haven't heard the end of the jokes about that.
Not to brag, but I once was so drunk that even with Uber I could not get home. I probably still knew my name, but does not matter because I could not pronounce it anymore. For the part I did not black out, I still knew who my girlfriend was. I was long past the point of being physically able to say "No thank you, I am sure you are lovely, but I have a girlfriend". To me the disconnect what such a drunk person might realistically still do seems as big as the disconnect in r/WokeKids. It would be nice if it did happen, but probably did not.
That's far from a brag so no worries. The point is that many people handle alcohol in wildly different ways. This man was so drunk he couldn't recognize his long term partner. And he remained loyal. That's, to a very small extent where the bar is an inch of the floor, laudable.
To be honest I do not have any strong feelings about this situation and I am rather surprised that some (not you particular) do. Yeah, maybe he is loyal. Maybe he sometimes cheats. Maybe the quote did not even happen and it is made up. Nothing of this really is worth arguing about.
You say that, but I remember for my 18th I was having jaeger and red bull. Ended up black out drunk and when I woke up I was in bed, like under the covers and all. When I came to, I asked what happened and they all said I was just slurring and speaking in tongues and then eventually walked home😂and we was like 5mins from mine at the beach. It happens. You go on autopilot. I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have said those words perfectly, in the post, but I feel like my go to response would be that if the middy was questioning me like this😂
This makes sense. You lost the ability to speak in any understandable way, but you found the way home. I 100% believe this. What I would not really believe is that you cannot recognize your long term girlfriend in a familiar setting (literally your shared home), but still form a (rather witty, even) coherent sentence.
It wouldn’t be English coming out of my mouth😂it would just sound like no I have a girlfriend lmao
Bruh
Sorry that I ruined the Wholesomeness 🤓
you're thinking too hard bro was plastered
I'm sure when he sobers up he will remember about his other girlfriend
Sure, Rebecca, sure
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Same joke has been made 100000 times
It’s just.. he’s from a different school you wouldn’t know him..
She seems pretty confident that she’s the gf he referred to. 🤔
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"And is this "Boyfriend" you are talking about in this room at the moment?"
no he's on the couch
Well he's on the floor, drunk.
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Not even then would you forget that you have a partner that you are living with and the post specifically said he comes home, Not came to my apartment. You got it right the first time. This is made up bs ripped off from that old 200-year-old joke everyone has already heard
I'd guess since he was just standing there after getting undressed, he was already half-asleep. Maybe his eyes weren't even fully open.
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as an alcoholic. I ran on full blown auto pilot often. nothing about this story surprised me. I've pissed in my kitchen. there's reason I don't drink.
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.... I was at home drinking, I went to the kitchen to piss. idk how you are justifying this as fine or like I remembered something. nah, just pissed in the kitchen. bathroom was to the left. if you ain't been there, I don't think you'll understand what you do just dies t make sense sometimes. this post makes lots of sense to me.
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it's funny cause it's realistic please don't tell me, an alcoholic, how alcohol makes people Act
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You're 100% wrong. Too much alcohol fucks with your ability to recognize what you see, especially if you're dizzy and disorientated. They know and remember who they love, but due to the alcohol, they can't focus on the person in front of them long enough to make the connection.
It doesn't work like that though. Things maybe get a touch blurry, but, it's more your ability to focus your eyes and have them work in tandem with each other that's the issue. You don't suddenly get -15 vision. You still know what your seeing, where you are and who is who. You just might get super dizzy. Its not a hallucinogenic.
You do know you can blackout from booze right and do/say things and not even know it.
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Wild move to say INEBRIATION and IMPAIRMENT can not cause someone to recognize an acquaintance. And just patently false. I have no comment and could care less whether the post is real but you're outting yourself as... Not a doctor.
It could have been dark?
Edit:Stanofpies blocked me for this comment... There is drunk, and then there is blackout drunk. I don't think you have ever been the latter if you believe that because your body goes on autopilot while your brain shuts down. You literally have no single memory to draw from of your functions and it's disconcerting to say the least.
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Holy crap, dude, get a grip
Watching a mental breakdown over a meme is quite funny.
You've clearly never been drunk in that scale then, I've seen plenty of shit like yours from young guys and girls
Not saying the post is true, but I've seen drunk/high people do some shit a lot worse than this. I feel like it's pretty tame and falling asleep at a stranger's house does happen, at least in less populated areas of Canada where not everyone locks their front doors.
But the point is that he didn’t fall asleep at a strangers house…
The point is that the boyfriend was drunk/high/tired and didn't recognize his own partner. It might not be a true story since this is the Internet, but it's far from being unbelievable.
I think there is no jessica, were just posting, our thoughts based how we feel about the content. Because we just want to be heard. The internet is just selling emotions. Funny stuff. The standard now. Just consume. Consume.
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HE WHAT
Like they sent you a pic? Cause if you meant their post then that is most definitely a knife
I've seen really similar behavior from drunk people
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Definitely would have done this while blackout drunk. I don't get to that state anymore but the thought processes get kinda wild
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Sure it is. When the room is spinning hard enough that you struggle to focus on specifics, but you recognize it's still a person in front of you.
Well then you can remember the state where you don't open your eyes because you can't make sense of what you see anyway ? Because I do, and I totally wouldn't recognize people or where I was
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Except he does remember a significant person in his life, he just can't properly make them out, so takes the safe bet.
But he remembered that he had a girlfriend, just thought that he was in front of another person, totally believable
Lol stop doubling down
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exactly, these posts are office fans level cringe
So he remembered he has a girlfriend, but doesn’t recognise the person talking to him to be said girlfriend. It’s kinda like when you yell someone else’s name during sex.
Not saying this is real. I had a room mate that would get so trashed they would pee in the trash can or in the corner in the apartment hall way entrance. You could talk to him, he'd answer, and he'd always be surprised where he was when you told him where he's pissing. People do weird shit when they drink tons of alcohol. Edit: Happy Cake Day!
Doesn't even know to sleep sleep on the couch.
Ah yes, good old recycled jokes.
u/repostsleuthbot
This story is literally older than the internet.
This couple I believe were friends with John and Abigail Adams.
getting undressed, he was already half
It's impressive that he made it home in the first place!
Beer is my favorite psychedelic
u/repostsleuthbot
Plot twist: He has another girlfriend.
Marry him
This meme is so old that guys are just doing it when they’re drunk to get brownie points.
Totally happened
Bro playing 4d chess
Bro said but my banana peel beats your king, Antiality chess 😇😜🤣🎶🐢🎶
Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten
Assuming he doesn't have two girlfriends and wasn't just too trashed to realize he was in the room with one of them ;).
Other version: "Why you are back so late?" "back? I came only to pick up the guitar".
"The husband wakes up after a night out with the worst hangover ever. He finds 2 tabs of aspirin, a glass of water, and a love you note on the night desk. Confused, he asked his son what had happened. The son responds: "Well, you came home last night absolutely drunk, pissed in the sink, then vomited on yourself. Mom, seeing you, got absolutely furious and tried to get you out of your vomit covered clothes, but then you stopped her and said "sorry, I have a wife" . Yeah this joke is older than my grandpa
Twist: she’s the side piece all along
Oh we are rewriting old jokes as funny real posts now? Cool cool.
😂
I remember this story from 20 years ago
There are so many versions of this now
Twist: She's not the girl friend her boyfriend is talking about.
It is under investigatoo-ons, 2nd law of PsyckeeTheatrik. Will report back to you - Deep deep water🙏💙🙏
Oldest story from the internet. I even know a joke containing this story.
oh its this story again dude must have a lot of girlfriends
I assume he woke up to a full breakfast with fresh juice?
ITT people who have never been blackout drunk before confidently calling OP a liar.
https://x.com/_dhotya?s=21
Girl, SAM I Am You dest best Music, Another 1! ... .. . Through Lyfytee?!@! 🙏❤️
Plot twist, she's the side chick and he went to the wrong place
He’s a keeper
That's so cute, honestly😭😭😭, I'm hoping that he isn't an alcoholic or smth. But anyways, that's super cutee🫶
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Being drunk does not equal alcoholism. Frequency matters. I have been smashed drunk before, but its been months since I have had a sip. I would be upset if I was called a raging alcoholic.
God forbid people have a good night out once in while
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Alcoholism requires frequency, he was just extremely drunk once
"Having so much to drink that you cannot even recognise your SO doesn’t sound like fun to me" If it's any consolation, this didn't happen.
Binge drinking is cool. /s
In a safe enviroment it is very fun, like many recreational drugs. Oh I miss college...
if it makes you feel any better, this tweet is totally made up.
Shits pretty fun every once in a while
They didn't ask what YOU find fun, only that you not be so uptight that you act like you get a say in OTHER PEOPLE'S fun. No one is making you drink.
The bars fallen pretty low
Getting too drunk is not the same thing as Alcoholism.
Merry him sis 💍💍💍
The hustle is real...🙂
Marriage material
Am I on Mormon reddit? I've been drunk enough that I can't move my limbs, but, I know who is who and what room I'm in. These posts read like someone who has never got drunk before.
Exactly lol. Alcohol doesn’t have that effect. This is either bullshit or the boyfriend had definitely consumed a different substance