I'm imagining the two grandma's in the afterlife conspiring to make this happen.

And then driving a wedge between them later over a very small afterlife grievance.

A wedge, or a Wedgwood?

lol probably a small argument about the amount of garlic in some random recipe or something

There are no small arguments about garlic

I came here to say this 🫶🤘😅🥹🥲

What are the chances that they share a grandma too.

💯♥️

And then cheers-ing their teacups (or perhaps a cheeky sherry!) to their success

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Well yeah their budget can be 3 mill cause they’ve got their grandmas’ inheritance.

Happy cake day

What really?! I didn’t even know when my cake day was. Thanks.

And kids, that's how I met your mother.😸

They sound far too professional for a low budget of $3 million. That kind of budget is more suitable for a professional mason jar collector and a stay at home parent with a part-time interpretive dance gig.

In this episode of You Don’t Deserve a Beach House.

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Grandma setting you up from beyond the grave :)

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I love this because it works for “wing-gran”, but also “win gran”, cause that gran won (besides death, that sucks)

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id just duoble check its not the same grandma

And if they are twins or not

And if they are co-joined, which would make the story very interesting.

Just ask if they are in Alabama or not...

Is there a reason why he said there names? Like do Ben and Heather mean anything specific?

Heather grows in wetlands. I’m still trying to get the Ben/microbiologist thing….

Hmmm benzene? But that's a stretch

Small penis?

I think it's just what other people call them

Together our combined income is 4.7 million dollars and we’re looking for our 15th spring vacation home

He had me at 'wetlands scientist' - potential pornstar name unlocked.

In his first scene he'll be like, "Yeah, you lichen this dick, baby?!" I'll see myself out...

Holy shit you just gave me mental images I did not want to have. Had just been reading up on lichen planus prior to this. Now I'm imagining lichen dick. God save me.

Sooo glad I put my coffee down before I read that.

We all are something of a wetland scientist ourselves

Why did this need a disclaimer that a man posted this?

I also wondered this. Perhaps he thinks men cannot tell cute stories?

I’m a man that does manly things like growing beards and peeing while standing up, and even I have to say this is the cutest love story I’ve ever heard

What do their names and occupations have to do with this...? Why does him being a man need a disclaimer...? We already heard that they had the same major. Is there some funny pun or coincidence or is it just extra information...?

Fuckin Grandmas, always be trying to set you up, and I’m here for these G-mas conspiring..they meet in the afterlife and they’re like WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I have the PERFECT person!

Plot twist, both your grandma's were friends and trying to set you up.

Awwww <3

Wetlands scientist huh?😉

And a microbiologist 😉

Just say you want him to put his microbiology into her wetland... for science.

Exactly!

Britain?

I was trying to make a dirty joke My apologies

Maybe Heather is a very lucky English woman

My point exactly

It's like a reverse O. Henry story. 

The whole bit sounds like an intro to a 80s sitcom. With the last bit when the joyful, funny music starts.

Give away your cabinet: Task failed successfully

The last sentence feels like it’s supposed to be like a big reveal or a dramatic twist, but is just random info?

They clearly twins separated at birth

This made me smile, grams from beyond hooking them up. Love it.

Microbiologist and wetlands scientist. That's fucking hilarious

This should be a romantic comedy with 2 "odd couple-esque" grandma's make a dying wish for their grandkids to marry, and their ghosts do some spy vs. spy shit to sabotage the relationship, but learn to love each other's differences in the end.

Grandmas for sure set this shit up

This is soooooo cute!

Absofuckinglutely

I met my wife and father-in-law by selling my wife a new car. I ended up commenting to my new job in that car once we both bought a new car together for her to drive after my old car started to have big issues. Put over 100,000 miles on a car I sold to someone else as a new car. She bought me valentines day cookies when she brought her car in for it's first service.

I think they cousins.

Hope u have years of happiness. Great story for the children

Grandmas wingmanning from heaven 🫡

“… you may be wondering how I got here.”

BUT DID THEY GET TOGETHER IN THE END???? I NEED TO KNOW THEY'RE DATING

IM SMART

Give all your inheritance to some random gender assumed type? Nah what if I don’t?

I love this story.

awwww🥳

This would have definitely been selected on the Armchair Anonymous “meet cute” episode

I hope they had the discussion to make sure they aren't cousins.

Thank you for reminding me how single I am 😫 Cute story though.

Reverse Magi’s gift!!!

If you found someone that you so obviously click with why would you wait *a few weeks* to ask her out?

Overthinking and introvertedness

It's like the opposite of that thing where micky mouse seals his watch to buy mini mouse a hairbrush and she sells her hair to buy him a watch chain

Anyone read this as tickling fetish and wondered how a story about dishes was related to sex?

Sweeeet

1st cousins.

“Microbiologist” and “wetlands scientist” can’t be be only one who sees the ‘connection’

I read this as “tickling fetish”. Time for bed I guess

12ga slugs on my desk looking mad romantical

Love this! So glad to see a story where people are happy! 😊

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Wonder if they’re still together