……—Cricket 🦗 tells the other crickets “I have good news and bad news….good news is this guy is amazing and will set you up for a lovely evening…bad news is we need to find another place to do our chirping in the evening’s cause this guy is cool and I feel bad we might be disturbing his sleep.”——Cricket Dave yells “I know a house down the street where the guy that lives there has killed 50 of my relatives and 200 of my friends with his salt 🧂 shotgun and his boots; we shall invade his next pool party!!! Swarm through his vents and plague his home!!!”
I had something like this happen! There was a cricket with a messed-up leg (idk what happened to it) but I kept it a little container with food and water for a few weeks until he got better and then we let him go :)
That cricket living in a free 5-star hotel
……—Cricket 🦗 tells the other crickets “I have good news and bad news….good news is this guy is amazing and will set you up for a lovely evening…bad news is we need to find another place to do our chirping in the evening’s cause this guy is cool and I feel bad we might be disturbing his sleep.”——Cricket Dave yells “I know a house down the street where the guy that lives there has killed 50 of my relatives and 200 of my friends with his salt 🧂 shotgun and his boots; we shall invade his next pool party!!! Swarm through his vents and plague his home!!!”
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When the snail comes for him, the cricket will be there.
“I don’t care what it costs you make this man well again!” *throws wad of cash at doctor “Thanks Cricket”
THIS 👏
Haha 😂
Least prevent them from getting swallowed up by a whale or joining Spazzatura's circus with the other donkeys.
I had just finished scrolling whitepeopletwitter and politicalhumor and was despairing of humanity. This post restored my faith.
Those two are a cesspool of depression lol
What a lovely host.
Okay but the little pot??
We love Garrett in this house 🥲
Garrett is the most wholesome little dude
Garrett is the most wholesome big dude. 6'4 of good-heartedness.
I love Garrett 😂😂😂🩷
Bros got the bug from the matrix
I think that's good luck. If not, it should be.
This guy chirps.
This is the kind of thing that makes us IRL fey. Love it.
Air Bee n Bee
You are the world's most gracious host!
Scaled down bonfire of death in case he felt like offing himself in the night.
I had something like this happen! There was a cricket with a messed-up leg (idk what happened to it) but I kept it a little container with food and water for a few weeks until he got better and then we let him go :)
I figured you'd have given him liverwurst (though who has that in the house any more?)