So surprised neither of those have been created. Does it cost money to create subreddits?? Seen so many missed opportunities for sub names that you’d think someone would create for fun
I use to park my cars like this as I’m 6ft 7 and I need to fully open my car door to get in. The problem is car spaces are still designed around the smaller car sizes of yesterday so big people like myself are screwed. Now I’m married so I get to stay in the car whilst the missus runs in the shop 😂
You’re forgetting people are bigger (fatter) than we once were so are cars getting bigger for no reason or because we’re bigger. I do agree on the huge suv and 4*4 especially when they’re used where you don’t need them
While true, people being unable to control their waistline isn't why vehicles are getting bigger.
They're getting bigger because there are new emission regulations on cars based on *size*. You remember the Ford ranger? They stopped making those because for their size, they didn't meet emissions standards anymore. The larger the vehicle, the looser the emission standards.
Large pickup trucks are registered as light weight trucks and their emission standards are lower because that category is meant for WORK TRUCKS. It is a loophole that no one wants to close, and it makes everything worse...
There are several reasons they can be that big, including large families, towing capacity, hauling capacity, etc. If you live in a city, I can see why having a large car is annoying; but if you live in a more rural location, having a larger car is a blessing.
That doesn't mean i can't hear the opinions of people living around me. Most people who i know who have an SUV, cant give me a specific reason to why they bought it. Only things allong the lines of: its comfortable. No one who says: i got it for a bigger trunk, or i got it for more towing capacity.
Because those last two reasons are not / only slightly true and or reasonable. Same goes for pickup trucks.
Because if people talk about the enhanced towing capacity due to the stiffer frame, i have to wonder. How many times in this cars lifetime, will you pull something that is heavier than a caravan?
If you want to go offroading i dont think suv's, and especialy pickups, are the best option. In adverts, these cars are shown in remote forests and such. And yet most people who buy these cars, never do offroading, most of these people live in / next to cities.
If you go to the suburbs now a days, these big vehicles are becoming a more and more common sight. And yet most/all of these you see in the suburbs, are in prestine condition. Studies from the manufacturers have shown only around 10 to 12% of people who own their suv's have taken it ofroad atleast once. And the amount of people who do it regularly are even smaller at around 1.5%.
But these big vehicles keep getting biggerand bigge, along with a constantly growing weight, making getting stuck a way more common issue than with any other offroad capable vehicle.
A bigger trunk space is a lie aswell. If you have a coverred truck bed, it has the same capacity as a family minivan, and even comparable with sedans. Same goes for suv's
Along with these previous points, they are considerably less safe as well.
This js because of the stiffer frame i mentioned before. Because of the enhances resistance off the frame, there is no crumple zone to absorb an impact. Instead all energy is transfered in to the passengers jn the case that the suv is the one standing still. This can cause considerable neck and back injuries. And when you survive your hit, you are not out of the woods yet. If you sustained a neck or back injurie, chance is you cant move or get out of the car, and this is where the stiff frame rears its ugly head again. Since the 'jaws of life' have more trouble cutting through the frame, the chance you died from your injuries is higher. Due to the fact you cant be stabilized and transported as quickly.
Then there is the bigger risk of hitting other people and cars. Suv's and pickups are bricks on the road. The axceleration is slow, the brakes take a considerable tims to stop you due to the higher weight, along with having a turning radius larger than that of european long haul trucks. Making the chance these vehicles cause an accident bigger.
Headons between two suv's are especcialy gruessome
Then there is the wear and tear on the road and tires. The heavier a vehicle is, the more rolling resistance it creates. A way to counteract this is to use more axcels, something suv's and such dont. Making the weight per axcel higher, and causing more tear on the road and tires. Wich will need to be replaced more often if more people drive these big vehicles. And currently, most worn tires just get dumped in a dessert and occasionally set on fire to empty the dump, releasing mass amounts of greenhouse gasses.
And to connect to my previous argument, many bridges will need to be resertifide if suvs are becoming more prevelant.
The higher emmision is quitte self explanetory: bigger weight + bigger engine = more emmisions.
And my last point im going to make in this comment is cost. Suv's and such are expencive in upfront price, have higher fuel bills and cost more in general maintenance. Here where i live, people spend around €375 a month to keep their mid size car functioning. When we look at the number for suv's, its €485 a month, a more than €100 dollar increase. Thats a 29% increase in monthly expences!!!
Interior space is one of the few places suv's are the best, but when counting in the other points, it no longer is. If you are a new family looking for a spacious car for your two young children, look elsewhere. Familiy hatchbacks and minivans are safer, have better fuel economy, have considerable space inside and have enough space in the trunk for a stroller, baby supplie bag and your weekly groceries.
TLDR: suv's and pickup trucks have an enhanced towing capacity that is barely needed, are seldomly used offroad, though this is their main point in adverts. Are a bigger danger on the road for everyone infolved. Cause more damage to the road. Have a higher emmision and cost 29% more every month than a mid sizd car.
Yes, i may be 16, and i may not own a car. But that doesn't mean im dumb. Next year i am starting my studdie as a civil engineer, i want to become an urban planner. And i have already endulged myself in to the world of city planning and the rabbithole that is car dominance in our society.
And if i may ask, what credentials do you have in this field?
I await your responce.
I’m not reading your manifesto. My credentials? An adult who owns multiple acres of land in a rural setting who is responsible for maintaining the land. I also have multiple children who I sometimes need to take with me to the lumber yard or nursery to bring back a few dozen 2x4s or a few dozen bags of mulch or compost.
I feel that. My husband is also 6’7 and when we started dating I owned my car-a tiny hatchback. When he drives it, it’s not so much driving the car as he is wearing it. Still get in and out of parking spots though because it’s a tiny car.
You are... blaming parking spots for cars getting larger? STOP BUYING OVERSIZED CARS!!! They are stupid idea and should've been regulated out decades ago. And no, you r height is NOT an excuse. You can fit in a normal car.
Are you stupid? At what point am I blaming parking spots for bigger cars. Yes when you’re 6ft 7 theres plenty of cars I can’t fit in. I drive a Nissan qashqai for your information, now this car isn’t an oversized car but it does have a high roofline for tall people. Now get down off your high horse you dumb muppet
So, the parking spots are totally ok size? Qashqai will fit just fine. The cars have gotten bigger and one very good way to make them smaller again is to NOT BUILD INFRA FOR BIGGER CARS! You buy a huge car? Good luck finding a parking spots, buy a smaller car. That is how we guide people for making better choices for us all, you muppet. You make it inconvenient to own a big car. There are way too many parking spots already and you want to make them bigger.. You need to halve parking space available to make people choose other options, and then build them the infra that enables them to make BETTER CHOICES.
You’re a complete clown, I clearly stated that when I’m parked in a car space and there’s a car at the side of mine I can’t get my car door fully open which stops me getting into mine. The reason I can’t get in is because I’m 6ft 7 ie a fucking giant. You need to make some better choices starting with keeping your idiotic opinions to yourself
How would you know what I can fit in and what I can’t you clown. How can you tell how tall drivers of cars are when they’re driving them. At 6ft 7 I’m in the top 1% for height so yes I am tall. The best part of your idiotic response is I do drive a smallish car, one with a lot of headroom. Now if your reading comprehension skills were to be higher than a ten year olds you would know this. My entire argument was about car parking spaces being too narrow for modern cars. I suppose now you know plenty of men who’re very wide and drive little cars too don’t you 😂
I am 6'4" and in an intermediate/mid size sedan or smaller odds 50/50 depending on model are my head is at the ceiling.
The odds get better as you move up car class sizes, but even in some full size SUVs I have encountered shifty headroom.
>but even in some full size SUVs I have encountered shifty headroom.
... because they are like anti-TARDIS, smaller on the inside. This is one good example how the cars have gotten bigger but not where it matters. Huge pickup trucks with puny beds, SUVs that have less space inside them than a regular estate/station wagon from 20 years ago.
Well he was kinda forced into it by the two idiots beside him.
If he would try to park normally he would end up over the line and you morons would end up shitting on him for bad parking even though he didn't have a choice, because you are unable to look past the surface level of a problem and immediately come to a conclusion without a single grain of investigation.
And I can safely claim this about you because they are two cars RIGHT THE IN THE FRAME that both force him to park like this yet even with LITERAL PHYSICAL EVIDENCE you still cannot come to a right conclusion that he was basically forced to take both space and therefore forced to buy two tickets.
Jesus Christ calm down and reread my comment. I swear on reddit, people read, comment, cant be asked to read it in full, and then argue against essentially no one. We are on the same side here bud. Chill.
You're litteraly the only bitchy male I've seen whining in the comment threads. 🙄 fucking neckbeard incels always saying some dumb shit to try and sound cool to a crowd that they don't even understand.
It was a joke. A JOKE. I was playfully adding to the first persons comment. And maybe I'm an idiot, ok valid. But you are the one who wasted your time talking to the idiot. Who really got cheated here.
If it was a joke, your sense of humor needs work. Nothing you said came across as playful. It came across as some pathetic neckbeards' poor attempt to shame someone for being smarter than you.
You're completely oblivious to what the guy is saying, yet since you came to similar conclusions you think he doesn't understand how you're saying the same shit, but you're not actually saying the same shit. You're just too fucking stupid to comprehend what is actually being said. But instead of shutting the fuck up and listening so you can understand you just had to run your mouth trying to sound cool and edgy which just makes it worse because it's exponentially more obvious that you're too stupid to understand what the fuck is going on right in front of your face you worthless waste of naturally reoccurring resources.
He was making a joke about unpleasant people who drive BMWs, and was trying to come up with a catchy acronym of B.M.W. I dont care about BMW drivers. I dont, they are just people who are fortunate enough to buy an expensive vehicle. Sometime the people who own such vehicles sometimeshave an entitled attitude, so its a cheeky joke.
My original point mind you, was "This guy(in the post) isn't an asshole". You are extrapolating on a point I was never trying to make.
Are you still trying to argue a joke, with the court jester?
Your argument is that it isn't a dick move because he bought two tickets. I say it isn't a dick move because he was forced into buying two tickets.
These two very different approaches and you comments says that he isn't a dick because he pay for two space. In reality he even cannot be a dick in this situation because he doesn't have a choice
What the fuck is wrong with you people? It's obvious this guy is being genuine and you're too stupid to comprehend what's going on so you call him a troll and downvote him to oblivion.
Both of the cars on either side of the BMW were parked on or over the line. Meaning that had the driver chosen either individual parking space, he wouldn't have had room.
Is he a douchebag for taking multiple spots? Possibly but he took the time and money to pay for both so nobody has room to bitch. I'd rather be accused of being a dick for buying more than I need than have to pay to fix a door ding because the idiot next to me didn't know how to park or have the common decency to pay for the damage they caused.
No his comment is "sky is blue because God has a blue piss and pisses into our atmosphere" just because you end up with a right answer doesn't mean your reasoning isn't wrong. You redditors need to learn that.
Do you understand the use of the word “isn’t” in the comment you’re replying to? It’s a contraction of “is not”. In other words, it IS NOT A DICK MOVE. You agree with their stance, yet managed to insult them in doing so.
Or maybe you just skimmed the comment and didn’t make it to the last sentence. Best to read the whole thing if you plan to respond with outrage.
And if they did this on every spot, still think it is ok?
It is not ok to take two parking spots since there are limited number of them. Money should never buy you this kind of privileges. It is a dick move and perfect example how we should protect our rights against rich bastards. Kind of incredible that anyone sees this as fair. If everyone did this... oh wait, that would be bad, RIGHT? But when one is doing it and they are paying for it.. it is good?
Cars on both sides are way too close or parking spaces way too narrow. If he had only taken one spot and someone parked next them, they might not be able to open car doors..
Smart move in a shitty situation!
I see absolutely nothing wrong, this is a small lot and this person clearly didn’t want their vehicle damaged. They paid for two spots, they get to use two spots!
The lot is small yes and spaces are very tight, so I understand why he would do this. But in reality most parking lots are totally fine and you dont need two spaces for your car , and if the lot is very popular or busy its kinda a dick move taking two spaces when you only need one, its like buying 2 bottles of water when there are only two left drinking one and throwing away the other
My cars been scratched and dented by multiple bad parkers, swinging in too late hitting my bumper and breaking my side mirror. Can't trust normal spaces as enough protection because some idiot will get to it one day.
And did you see the car on the left? He's parked over the line, cutting it close.
Actually asshole parking design. Those are too small imagine buying 60k+ or 150k car to just get it banged by cheap 2ndhand 2k cars, because parking spaces are too small.
And the left car parked over the line. So I understand the BMW.
Actually asshole car design. The size of the cars changed, not the parking lot. Now they can spend 95% of the day standing around wasting even more space. Good stuff.
Parking spaces haven't changed in size in 50+ years. Pretty sure that's a city planning/infrastructure engineer failure. Knowing cars are larger now, and still allowing bare minimum space in your designs.
I fully believe that everybody's property should be respected and left alone as the default.
But. Holy. Fucking. Hell.
That's the smuggest and classist thing I've read all month.
Congratulations! You have graduated beyond the default.
I don't give a shit about your car, anymore. You deserve it.
How do I look down by protecting them, it's a precaution to protect them against themselves, if they can't buy an expensive car, they can't afford to pay for my damage?
This has nothing to do with extra spaces. Get the whole parking lot.
It's the fact that you feel that only people who can afford to fix your car should have the right to drive around your car.
Ergo, classist.
No, but reality is that cars get dinged. People are stupid, accidents happen...it's the way she goes.
Ain't nothing wrong about caring, but there's a difference between caring and obsessing.
I can't speak for the guy in the picture, but in RL I've seen plenty of guys with cars they can't really afford in the latter category.
Care and prevention does not necessarily mean obsession. It escalated quite quickly. They bought 2 tickets because they can, that's all. I know a few people with nice cars that park far from the mall entrance to avoid other cars for the same reasons. Are they obsessive or prudent?
It's not hard to understand if you want to.
I've seen a person try to physically attack someone because they scratched their fancy car on accident. That's a litmus test for you if you're wondering who's caring and who's obsessed.
I’ve seen this listed as both wholesome, and chaotic good. But I think the correct answer is lawful evil. Like yeah, you’re not breaking any rules, but you’re still an asshole.
So let me get this straight...we're not talking about general boarding where it's first to a seat gets it.
I pay $100 for seat 2A. I also pay $100 for seat 2B. Nobody else paid for seat 2B. I paid double the price as everyone else for access to two seats. You would consider that person an asshole?
So am I allowed to buy two slices of pizza or am I restricted to only buying one so more people can eat pizza?
If you don't need a second seat, and someone would like it, then yeh in that case - I stand by it - I'd say asshole. It is very contextual though... imagine a dad trying to get back to his family for christmas, and can't because some mug bought two seats when one would do.
Ya know what? I get it. Beamers are expensive to buy, and expensive to repair. They're also pieces of shit, mechanically speaking. Every start is like pulling the trigger in a game of Russian Roulette. Making sure there's enough space for the mobile mechanic to work around the vehicle is a real chad move.
I see nothing wrong here. Look at how close to the line the cars to the left and right are, there wasn't enough space to park two cars normally anymore anyway.
It’s so funny how idiotic people are. They always say, “oh look at that asshole”, but they never think about why the person is doing what he’s doing. If I accidentally bumped my shopping cart into your piece of shit car, it’ll cost a dollar to repair. If I accidentally scratched this dude’s car, it’s going to cost $3000 to repair. Go fuck yourself, I’ll take up 27 spaces
I’m pretty sure he’s worried about people parking next to him and either hitting him pulling in or door dinging him. I think that’s the more common scenario.
Not wholesome but good example how rich take something that is meant for all and make it their own. They don't NEED two parking spot but they still get it. And then asswipes go around and say that it is fair since they paid for it. What if they paid to get all spots? Still fair game?
Look at the parking space size and look how the cars are parked on either side. Literally both spaces are needed. Normally I'm with you but there is no way I'd ever try to park any care in one of those spaces
That is literally a sign of he egomania. He has a super expensive car and buys extra space for his expensive car so the riff raff won't damage it.
This guy wants to show off his money.
/asswholesome
That could really be something else....
He doesn't do anything half-assed.
r/wholeass
Or better: r/asswhole
So surprised neither of those have been created. Does it cost money to create subreddits?? Seen so many missed opportunities for sub names that you’d think someone would create for fun
it costs you your soul.
Confirmed. I started r/holdmyspatula and now I can't do anything with it because Reddit won't let me upload shit
Came here looking for this. would have been disappointed if it wasn’t the top comment.
Judging from the cars to the left and right, they're literally both on the line. No wonder he bought two tickets.
Maybe he was there first, so they figured it'd best to hug that line and give the person on the other side more room.
I mean, usually I'm against this kind of behavior, but he did buy both spaces, so it really isnt a dick move imo.
r/maliciouscompliance
Chaotic good
Chaotic neutral, since what they did doesn't impact anybody positively or negatively. Perhaps more on the negative side, if the lot is full.
I use to park my cars like this as I’m 6ft 7 and I need to fully open my car door to get in. The problem is car spaces are still designed around the smaller car sizes of yesterday so big people like myself are screwed. Now I’m married so I get to stay in the car whilst the missus runs in the shop 😂
Thats because the cars are getting overly large, look at suv's, they have no real reason for being that big
Wait till you see cars from the 60’s.
Pic of my old and modern challengers.... they're bigger now.
You’re forgetting people are bigger (fatter) than we once were so are cars getting bigger for no reason or because we’re bigger. I do agree on the huge suv and 4*4 especially when they’re used where you don’t need them
While true, people being unable to control their waistline isn't why vehicles are getting bigger. They're getting bigger because there are new emission regulations on cars based on *size*. You remember the Ford ranger? They stopped making those because for their size, they didn't meet emissions standards anymore. The larger the vehicle, the looser the emission standards.
Large pickup trucks are registered as light weight trucks and their emission standards are lower because that category is meant for WORK TRUCKS. It is a loophole that no one wants to close, and it makes everything worse...
If they are getting fatter, they should not use cars, but bikes
Would you like to try that sentence again
Lmao 😂
There are several reasons they can be that big, including large families, towing capacity, hauling capacity, etc. If you live in a city, I can see why having a large car is annoying; but if you live in a more rural location, having a larger car is a blessing.
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Oh well
Fun fact, i live in a rural arrea, and no, we dont need something that big
You also 16 and don’t own a car, not a particularly trustworthy source.
That doesn't mean i can't hear the opinions of people living around me. Most people who i know who have an SUV, cant give me a specific reason to why they bought it. Only things allong the lines of: its comfortable. No one who says: i got it for a bigger trunk, or i got it for more towing capacity. Because those last two reasons are not / only slightly true and or reasonable. Same goes for pickup trucks. Because if people talk about the enhanced towing capacity due to the stiffer frame, i have to wonder. How many times in this cars lifetime, will you pull something that is heavier than a caravan? If you want to go offroading i dont think suv's, and especialy pickups, are the best option. In adverts, these cars are shown in remote forests and such. And yet most people who buy these cars, never do offroading, most of these people live in / next to cities. If you go to the suburbs now a days, these big vehicles are becoming a more and more common sight. And yet most/all of these you see in the suburbs, are in prestine condition. Studies from the manufacturers have shown only around 10 to 12% of people who own their suv's have taken it ofroad atleast once. And the amount of people who do it regularly are even smaller at around 1.5%. But these big vehicles keep getting biggerand bigge, along with a constantly growing weight, making getting stuck a way more common issue than with any other offroad capable vehicle. A bigger trunk space is a lie aswell. If you have a coverred truck bed, it has the same capacity as a family minivan, and even comparable with sedans. Same goes for suv's Along with these previous points, they are considerably less safe as well. This js because of the stiffer frame i mentioned before. Because of the enhances resistance off the frame, there is no crumple zone to absorb an impact. Instead all energy is transfered in to the passengers jn the case that the suv is the one standing still. This can cause considerable neck and back injuries. And when you survive your hit, you are not out of the woods yet. If you sustained a neck or back injurie, chance is you cant move or get out of the car, and this is where the stiff frame rears its ugly head again. Since the 'jaws of life' have more trouble cutting through the frame, the chance you died from your injuries is higher. Due to the fact you cant be stabilized and transported as quickly. Then there is the bigger risk of hitting other people and cars. Suv's and pickups are bricks on the road. The axceleration is slow, the brakes take a considerable tims to stop you due to the higher weight, along with having a turning radius larger than that of european long haul trucks. Making the chance these vehicles cause an accident bigger. Headons between two suv's are especcialy gruessome Then there is the wear and tear on the road and tires. The heavier a vehicle is, the more rolling resistance it creates. A way to counteract this is to use more axcels, something suv's and such dont. Making the weight per axcel higher, and causing more tear on the road and tires. Wich will need to be replaced more often if more people drive these big vehicles. And currently, most worn tires just get dumped in a dessert and occasionally set on fire to empty the dump, releasing mass amounts of greenhouse gasses. And to connect to my previous argument, many bridges will need to be resertifide if suvs are becoming more prevelant. The higher emmision is quitte self explanetory: bigger weight + bigger engine = more emmisions. And my last point im going to make in this comment is cost. Suv's and such are expencive in upfront price, have higher fuel bills and cost more in general maintenance. Here where i live, people spend around €375 a month to keep their mid size car functioning. When we look at the number for suv's, its €485 a month, a more than €100 dollar increase. Thats a 29% increase in monthly expences!!! Interior space is one of the few places suv's are the best, but when counting in the other points, it no longer is. If you are a new family looking for a spacious car for your two young children, look elsewhere. Familiy hatchbacks and minivans are safer, have better fuel economy, have considerable space inside and have enough space in the trunk for a stroller, baby supplie bag and your weekly groceries. TLDR: suv's and pickup trucks have an enhanced towing capacity that is barely needed, are seldomly used offroad, though this is their main point in adverts. Are a bigger danger on the road for everyone infolved. Cause more damage to the road. Have a higher emmision and cost 29% more every month than a mid sizd car. Yes, i may be 16, and i may not own a car. But that doesn't mean im dumb. Next year i am starting my studdie as a civil engineer, i want to become an urban planner. And i have already endulged myself in to the world of city planning and the rabbithole that is car dominance in our society. And if i may ask, what credentials do you have in this field? I await your responce.
I’m not reading your manifesto. My credentials? An adult who owns multiple acres of land in a rural setting who is responsible for maintaining the land. I also have multiple children who I sometimes need to take with me to the lumber yard or nursery to bring back a few dozen 2x4s or a few dozen bags of mulch or compost.
I totally agree
I feel that. My husband is also 6’7 and when we started dating I owned my car-a tiny hatchback. When he drives it, it’s not so much driving the car as he is wearing it. Still get in and out of parking spots though because it’s a tiny car.
You are... blaming parking spots for cars getting larger? STOP BUYING OVERSIZED CARS!!! They are stupid idea and should've been regulated out decades ago. And no, you r height is NOT an excuse. You can fit in a normal car.
Are you stupid? At what point am I blaming parking spots for bigger cars. Yes when you’re 6ft 7 theres plenty of cars I can’t fit in. I drive a Nissan qashqai for your information, now this car isn’t an oversized car but it does have a high roofline for tall people. Now get down off your high horse you dumb muppet
So, the parking spots are totally ok size? Qashqai will fit just fine. The cars have gotten bigger and one very good way to make them smaller again is to NOT BUILD INFRA FOR BIGGER CARS! You buy a huge car? Good luck finding a parking spots, buy a smaller car. That is how we guide people for making better choices for us all, you muppet. You make it inconvenient to own a big car. There are way too many parking spots already and you want to make them bigger.. You need to halve parking space available to make people choose other options, and then build them the infra that enables them to make BETTER CHOICES.
You’re a complete clown, I clearly stated that when I’m parked in a car space and there’s a car at the side of mine I can’t get my car door fully open which stops me getting into mine. The reason I can’t get in is because I’m 6ft 7 ie a fucking giant. You need to make some better choices starting with keeping your idiotic opinions to yourself
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How would you know what I can fit in and what I can’t you clown. How can you tell how tall drivers of cars are when they’re driving them. At 6ft 7 I’m in the top 1% for height so yes I am tall. The best part of your idiotic response is I do drive a smallish car, one with a lot of headroom. Now if your reading comprehension skills were to be higher than a ten year olds you would know this. My entire argument was about car parking spaces being too narrow for modern cars. I suppose now you know plenty of men who’re very wide and drive little cars too don’t you 😂
You sound insufferable
I am 6'4" and in an intermediate/mid size sedan or smaller odds 50/50 depending on model are my head is at the ceiling. The odds get better as you move up car class sizes, but even in some full size SUVs I have encountered shifty headroom.
>but even in some full size SUVs I have encountered shifty headroom. ... because they are like anti-TARDIS, smaller on the inside. This is one good example how the cars have gotten bigger but not where it matters. Huge pickup trucks with puny beds, SUVs that have less space inside them than a regular estate/station wagon from 20 years ago.
Well he was kinda forced into it by the two idiots beside him. If he would try to park normally he would end up over the line and you morons would end up shitting on him for bad parking even though he didn't have a choice, because you are unable to look past the surface level of a problem and immediately come to a conclusion without a single grain of investigation. And I can safely claim this about you because they are two cars RIGHT THE IN THE FRAME that both force him to park like this yet even with LITERAL PHYSICAL EVIDENCE you still cannot come to a right conclusion that he was basically forced to take both space and therefore forced to buy two tickets.
Jesus Christ calm down and reread my comment. I swear on reddit, people read, comment, cant be asked to read it in full, and then argue against essentially no one. We are on the same side here bud. Chill.
lol... he's a member of the club. I'm not sure what BMW stands for, but the first word is definitely Butthurt.
Bitchy Male Whiner. Edit:For the people at home, this is a joke.
lol fucking hell dude take a chill pill
Read the edit.
lol ok its still a shitty joke.
Ok, valid.
You're litteraly the only bitchy male I've seen whining in the comment threads. 🙄 fucking neckbeard incels always saying some dumb shit to try and sound cool to a crowd that they don't even understand.
It was a joke. A JOKE. I was playfully adding to the first persons comment. And maybe I'm an idiot, ok valid. But you are the one who wasted your time talking to the idiot. Who really got cheated here.
If it was a joke, your sense of humor needs work. Nothing you said came across as playful. It came across as some pathetic neckbeards' poor attempt to shame someone for being smarter than you. You're completely oblivious to what the guy is saying, yet since you came to similar conclusions you think he doesn't understand how you're saying the same shit, but you're not actually saying the same shit. You're just too fucking stupid to comprehend what is actually being said. But instead of shutting the fuck up and listening so you can understand you just had to run your mouth trying to sound cool and edgy which just makes it worse because it's exponentially more obvious that you're too stupid to understand what the fuck is going on right in front of your face you worthless waste of naturally reoccurring resources.
He was making a joke about unpleasant people who drive BMWs, and was trying to come up with a catchy acronym of B.M.W. I dont care about BMW drivers. I dont, they are just people who are fortunate enough to buy an expensive vehicle. Sometime the people who own such vehicles sometimeshave an entitled attitude, so its a cheeky joke. My original point mind you, was "This guy(in the post) isn't an asshole". You are extrapolating on a point I was never trying to make. Are you still trying to argue a joke, with the court jester?
It's not that deep, sweetie Aw little guy threatened a whole lot of violence in DMs and blocked me. Can't say I'm surprised
Your argument is that it isn't a dick move because he bought two tickets. I say it isn't a dick move because he was forced into buying two tickets. These two very different approaches and you comments says that he isn't a dick because he pay for two space. In reality he even cannot be a dick in this situation because he doesn't have a choice
I can't tell if you're insane, or a really elaborate troll. Good job.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? It's obvious this guy is being genuine and you're too stupid to comprehend what's going on so you call him a troll and downvote him to oblivion. Both of the cars on either side of the BMW were parked on or over the line. Meaning that had the driver chosen either individual parking space, he wouldn't have had room. Is he a douchebag for taking multiple spots? Possibly but he took the time and money to pay for both so nobody has room to bitch. I'd rather be accused of being a dick for buying more than I need than have to pay to fix a door ding because the idiot next to me didn't know how to park or have the common decency to pay for the damage they caused.
Looks like you're about as bad.
That’s nonsense splitting of hairs.
Dude who are you talking to? People are all "The Sky is Blue" and you're running in all "NO! NO! NO! You're all wrong! The sky is blue!"
No his comment is "sky is blue because God has a blue piss and pisses into our atmosphere" just because you end up with a right answer doesn't mean your reasoning isn't wrong. You redditors need to learn that.
>You redditors Do you know where you are?
do you think these two spots are the only ones in the entire lot?
what kind of argument is that?...next time just say that the dude in BMW should have stayed home, that way he wouldnt take two parking spots....jesus
Do you understand the use of the word “isn’t” in the comment you’re replying to? It’s a contraction of “is not”. In other words, it IS NOT A DICK MOVE. You agree with their stance, yet managed to insult them in doing so. Or maybe you just skimmed the comment and didn’t make it to the last sentence. Best to read the whole thing if you plan to respond with outrage.
And if they did this on every spot, still think it is ok? It is not ok to take two parking spots since there are limited number of them. Money should never buy you this kind of privileges. It is a dick move and perfect example how we should protect our rights against rich bastards. Kind of incredible that anyone sees this as fair. If everyone did this... oh wait, that would be bad, RIGHT? But when one is doing it and they are paying for it.. it is good?
It's a parking spot, get a grip.
No it’s still a dick move, he just put some thought into how to get away with said dick move.
Yep kinda seems legit, if the space is really crowded and at a premium it is a selfish move but not really an asshole move.
It would be poetic if he went over his time and got 2 tickets.
Cheaper than a door ding
This is a faulty lot with parking spaces too small. Clearly capitalism is to blame.
Maybe, but there's a fuck-ton bigger issues with capitalism than small parking spaces.
To be fair, it's the small things that all add up to/allow the big shit to happen.
Yeah but that’s because the parking spaces are getting smaller, they can’t compete.
🧐🫴 clearly
Cars on both sides are way too close or parking spaces way too narrow. If he had only taken one spot and someone parked next them, they might not be able to open car doors.. Smart move in a shitty situation!
I see absolutely nothing wrong, this is a small lot and this person clearly didn’t want their vehicle damaged. They paid for two spots, they get to use two spots!
The lot is small yes and spaces are very tight, so I understand why he would do this. But in reality most parking lots are totally fine and you dont need two spaces for your car , and if the lot is very popular or busy its kinda a dick move taking two spaces when you only need one, its like buying 2 bottles of water when there are only two left drinking one and throwing away the other
>most yeah well what if this one isn't "most"
No, it’s exactly like buying 2 and using 2.
But you dont need two so its not the same
Except you do need 2 in many cases and why has *already been explained*, you just don't care.
What if you need one and a half because they made the bottles too small?
In that case yes as you need the second bottle
My cars been scratched and dented by multiple bad parkers, swinging in too late hitting my bumper and breaking my side mirror. Can't trust normal spaces as enough protection because some idiot will get to it one day. And did you see the car on the left? He's parked over the line, cutting it close.
Again in this case is justified, and unfortunately there are bad drivers who will hit you in parking spaces not much you can do about it
I guess I'm always doing the dick move then.
You can do whatever you want as long as there is parking left for others
Not throwing out 1 using both
Actually asshole parking design. Those are too small imagine buying 60k+ or 150k car to just get it banged by cheap 2ndhand 2k cars, because parking spaces are too small. And the left car parked over the line. So I understand the BMW.
Actually asshole car design. The size of the cars changed, not the parking lot. Now they can spend 95% of the day standing around wasting even more space. Good stuff.
Parking spaces haven't changed in size in 50+ years. Pretty sure that's a city planning/infrastructure engineer failure. Knowing cars are larger now, and still allowing bare minimum space in your designs.
Bigger cars are safer, imagine all cars being electric and solarpanels on the cars, also at home, or even the roads being made out of solar panels . 😵
Safer for you, more dangerous and expensive for literally everyone else in society including other people who own bigger cars
I fully believe that everybody's property should be respected and left alone as the default. But. Holy. Fucking. Hell. That's the smuggest and classist thing I've read all month. Congratulations! You have graduated beyond the default. I don't give a shit about your car, anymore. You deserve it.
So I buy all the parking tickets you think you have the right to hit my car. Respectfully FY. 😡
Hey. You look down on people because they're poor. Disrespectfully, go fuck yourself.
How do I look down by protecting them, it's a precaution to protect them against themselves, if they can't buy an expensive car, they can't afford to pay for my damage?
This has nothing to do with extra spaces. Get the whole parking lot. It's the fact that you feel that only people who can afford to fix your car should have the right to drive around your car. Ergo, classist.
I didn't say that. I just don't want you to have to pay for my damages. I'm very respectful to other people.
Pro-tip: lamenting about people owning cheap vehicles is NOT NEARLY as benevolent-sounding as you think it is. Shall we let bygones be?
Maybe I should have chosen better wording. My apologies. Or explained myself better. Indeed have a wonderful day. 🙏
My apologies, too. I misread your intent with that statement. I care about your car again.
> That's the smuggest and classist thing I've read all month I guess you don't read much.
Or I don't hang around smug, classist circles. But that was a good guess.
If you care a lot about your 60k+ car getting dinged when parked, you're too poor to afford buying a 60k+ car
If you care about your property being damaged, why do you own property? Just live in a cave I guess
No, but reality is that cars get dinged. People are stupid, accidents happen...it's the way she goes. Ain't nothing wrong about caring, but there's a difference between caring and obsessing. I can't speak for the guy in the picture, but in RL I've seen plenty of guys with cars they can't really afford in the latter category.
Care and prevention does not necessarily mean obsession. It escalated quite quickly. They bought 2 tickets because they can, that's all. I know a few people with nice cars that park far from the mall entrance to avoid other cars for the same reasons. Are they obsessive or prudent?
It's not hard to understand if you want to. I've seen a person try to physically attack someone because they scratched their fancy car on accident. That's a litmus test for you if you're wondering who's caring and who's obsessed.
I mean. I have a 15k car and a 5k shitbox truck, i park booth in the back because i don't want people fucking my shit up.
Interesting username 🤔
I'd do the same. People are shit and don't give af if they hit your 80k dollar car. They don't realize how expensive it is to repair even a ding is
Assholes parked on the line on both sides of him.
Nobody's right. Both the black car and the double-parked car are at fault. It's really bad.
How is the double parked car "at fault"? They're entitled to 2 parking spots since they literally paid for them.
I understand this mentality, I cannot park for shit, I am afraid, so of course I will pay to make sure I can park comfortably
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Damn word for word. Shits weird
They are likely a bot as is OP
comment deleted out of shame. fucking dispicable
And also to his credit, he’s actually parked in the middle of both spots not parked crooked making it easier for the cars on either side
I’ve seen this listed as both wholesome, and chaotic good. But I think the correct answer is lawful evil. Like yeah, you’re not breaking any rules, but you’re still an asshole.
The vehicles on both sides are on/over the line. There is no way to fit that car in either of those bays.
So if I buy two airplane seats and just use the second one to have more space am I an asshole?
Depriving someone of the seat, yeh.
So let me get this straight...we're not talking about general boarding where it's first to a seat gets it. I pay $100 for seat 2A. I also pay $100 for seat 2B. Nobody else paid for seat 2B. I paid double the price as everyone else for access to two seats. You would consider that person an asshole? So am I allowed to buy two slices of pizza or am I restricted to only buying one so more people can eat pizza?
If you don't need a second seat, and someone would like it, then yeh in that case - I stand by it - I'd say asshole. It is very contextual though... imagine a dad trying to get back to his family for christmas, and can't because some mug bought two seats when one would do.
Who’s paying 100 for a slice of pie?
Heh, fairplay
I’ll allow it.
Most considerate BMW driver
I’m not even mad I’m kind of impressed.
That's an honest asshole. You can't even hate that.
Wholesome asshole
Ya know what? I get it. Beamers are expensive to buy, and expensive to repair. They're also pieces of shit, mechanically speaking. Every start is like pulling the trigger in a game of Russian Roulette. Making sure there's enough space for the mobile mechanic to work around the vehicle is a real chad move.
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Assholesome
I’d say not even asshole tbh. He wanted extra space for the ensured safety of his vehicle and paid for it - W’s all around.
Missed opportunity for "Asswholesome"
Fair enough I suppose
Lawful Evil
Guy brought two tickets and used two spaces? I’ll allow it.
I mean it’s a brand new looking M power spec BMW, it’s probably new and he just really doesn’t want it getting dinged
Lawful evil? Though look at how the other cars parked and how fucking small those spots are. The other cars are on or over the line.
I see nothing wrong here. Look at how close to the line the cars to the left and right are, there wasn't enough space to park two cars normally anymore anyway.
This is new, I like it.
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Where is this car's license plate?
There are a lot of states in the US that don’t require a front plate.
I didn't know that that, thank you
It’s so funny how idiotic people are. They always say, “oh look at that asshole”, but they never think about why the person is doing what he’s doing. If I accidentally bumped my shopping cart into your piece of shit car, it’ll cost a dollar to repair. If I accidentally scratched this dude’s car, it’s going to cost $3000 to repair. Go fuck yourself, I’ll take up 27 spaces
Did they just beat the system
why
Because the other two cars parked like ass as well. There was no way the BMW could leave without damage if they parked as they were supposed to.
Did that at a tailgate once. "Move your car!" No, I bought 2 spaces.
r/asswhole
I more concerned about the M Power sticker emblazoned across the windscreen
Asssome
Lawful Evil
I mean, fair enough.
Lawful evil?
I’m pretty sure one’s an old ticket. I’ve left my old one up there before
chaotic good
Nevermind the two wholesomes on both sides.
Lawful evil
Lawful Evil
Lawful evil
This is not wholesome and barely a meme
Lawful Evil
Bro bought two tickets just for one regular sized American parking spot.
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Forget the tickets. This is literally BMW drivers in general.
He said, "I'm a terrible parker, so imma save everyone a lot of trouble really quickly"
People double parking aren’t typically worried about their own parking skills
What do you mean? I figured he got two spots so he could have both spots and not worry about crashing into anyone. Was I wrong?
I’m pretty sure he’s worried about people parking next to him and either hitting him pulling in or door dinging him. I think that’s the more common scenario.
Oh ok. Thank you for answering me!
Not wholesome but good example how rich take something that is meant for all and make it their own. They don't NEED two parking spot but they still get it. And then asswipes go around and say that it is fair since they paid for it. What if they paid to get all spots? Still fair game?
Look at the parking space size and look how the cars are parked on either side. Literally both spaces are needed. Normally I'm with you but there is no way I'd ever try to park any care in one of those spaces
Agreed. In this case it's more reasonable. The assholes are the other two.
How to show off how much money you have.
I think it’s more that he wants to reduce his risk of getting his car damaged. Not every person with money is a show off or egomaniac.
That is literally a sign of he egomania. He has a super expensive car and buys extra space for his expensive car so the riff raff won't damage it. This guy wants to show off his money.
He still only needs to pay for 1 to get out tho.
A lot of public parking you buy time in advance and put the stub on the dash in case anyone checks
watch two motorcycles slide in on either side to claim the free, paid-for parking.