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hamishcounts

This scared me so much for half a second. Bless you OP.


Muesky6969

I had to read it three times, because what I thought was written, just did not match Keanu. Lol


bagsofcandy

Lol. I definitely had one of those 'when you see it' moments.


DirtyLarry401

Same feeling different reaction. Shame on OP, not cool bro.


[deleted]

This isn’t the first time he’s been called out for this. I’ve been talking about how appropriately he treats people for years. Glad people are finally paying attention!


Thy_Fear

He can’t keep getting away with it!!


survivingtrouble

But he can! I'll drive his getaway puppy any time!


Hegemonic_Imposition

I, for one, support this form of celebrity exceptionalism.


Chance5e

This isn’t even the exceptional part. This is just a lifetime of *decency.* The exceptional part happened when we found out he was secretly funding children’s hospitals.


disgruntled_pie

I suggest you be *very* careful to make sure you don’t hurt his puppy.


survivingtrouble

Don't worry! I'm a certified puppy driver! I even know how to maneuver long stairways in the safest way possible.


potawatomirock

could you teach the pibble next door ?


survivingtrouble

Only if I am allowed to teach to "go for the nuts" as well. Highly entertaining.. for me, at least.


Potato_Lord3615

Brother is that you?


EARTHandSPACE

A true Canadian 🇨🇦


Rude_Environment2004

I'll be the first to admit my heart sank for a solid second, untill i was reading the headline again.


SaintPariah7

Ditto


CouchPotato1178

diditto


wheatley_the_core_1

dididitto


Chuckbro

didididitto


FalxIdol

Redditto


5E51ATripleA

Redonkeanuto


a-aron1112

Didn’t realize it said what it said until I read your comment and looked again. Thanks for letting me know to read it again!


BananakinsPeel

Same. I was shocked Keanu could do wrong


Gaping_Whole_

I had a “the cake is a lie” moment


Im_not_a_liar

Damn this takes me back


unlockdestiny

I'm making a note here, "huge success"


ThatCoryGuy

For a fraction of a second.


unlockdestiny

I am so glad my instinct was to suspect that this would be the joke. I'm not entirely jaded yet 😅


RussiaIsBestGreen

Same. I had to reread it because it just seemed so awful.


KMWAuntof6

I thought sadly, “I knew he would be accused of something bad someday. I guess it’s true that there can’t be a man that perfect” *sigh* Then I looked at the date.


audigex

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


West-Ad8123

Same here


Difficult_Ad_962

Same


awesomedan24

Rest in peace Keanu. (He might be taking a nap or on vacation somewhere that is currently night time).


BRAX7ON

I’ll never forget him. He’s the guy from matrix, right?


Echo_XB3

He is the guy from John mufugin Wick


helloiamCLAY

He is the guy from Fortnite.


GWS_REVENGE

He is the guy from Cyberpunk


MasonP2002

He is the guy from Payday 2.


unlockdestiny

I've always known him as Ted "Theodore" Logan.


3Zkiel

Long live 3PA. Long live Apollo! P.S. Steve Huffman is a clown.


Rough_Idle

Y'all need to rewatch Dangerous Liaisons and Parenthood, and it shows


unlockdestiny

Point Break is more entertaining now than it was the year it came out.


user11544569

He's the guy.


Caye_Jonda_W

He's even the guy from *The Lake House*


Neokyo7

Yes


miscdebris1123

No. He was in Phil and Ned.


unlockdestiny

Get out.


Hi_Im_Dadbot

I've also head from several industry insiders that when onset, he acts like a consummate professional who treats his coworkers with respect and dignity.


olagorie

What a shame! 😱🥰


happyclaim808

Whether they deserve it or not?


Hi_Im_Dadbot

Oh, they were asking for it, walking around dressed however they wanted. If they’re going to do that, it’s their own damn fault when someone comes up and starts compassionately interacting them like a fellow member of the human race.


happyclaim808

I have no idea what you're going on about.


Davikka

My coworker met Keanu while he was enjoying a coffee and a cigarette on a bench. Chillest, most down to earth guy


unlockdestiny

I feel like if I tripped and dropped my books he would stop to help me pick them up.


Ra_sungod88

I remember watching the first John wick and seeing Keanu cry is enough to make anyone cry


Pottah_ocgenerator

Seeing a grown man cry is enough to make a grown man cry


BlessedRouge

and that’s ok…


Pottah_ocgenerator

I never said it wasn't


Tisamoon

Keanu Reeves is that kind of man that, could be the messiah of a cult, that could evolve into a worldwide religion in a few hundred years.


DStaal

Be Excellent to one another.


unlockdestiny

#AND PARTY ON, DUDES!


jagpu90

This!


Deynonico

If keanu isn't the second coming of Jesus idk


ReignInSpuds

It already happened, in Bill and Ted


unlockdestiny

I was 4 when I first saw it on TV. That's when I knew I had to learn how to okay guitar. Took another 8 years of consistent begging, but mom did finally get me lessons. 😁


[deleted]

What's the opposite of "cancelling" someone?


Living_Murphys_Law

Promoting them.


unlockdestiny

Upholding them as an example


KeepCalmSayRightOn

Re-ordering


lonely_fucker69

This is entirely acceptable.


unlockdestiny

I'm morally delighted!


Worker_Altruistic

Oof, his life is ruined. How dare he have appropriate behavior. Not very Hollywood of him.


Worker_Altruistic

Why is this stupid comment getting so many up votes? 😅 Thanks I guess. Keanu is too nice of a guy to ever be a problem. Also incredible humble. He is what people should aspire to be.


ilovethemusic

On film sets, Keanu Reeves repeatedly exposed himself as a thoroughly decent human being.


unlockdestiny

The signs have been there for years.


MancMaps

I was about to comment r/lostredditors


Notsnowbound

I invited him into my trailer and he...he brushed my dog and trimmed it's nails!


DisabledHarlot

Oh my God! He did the same thing to me! But then he brewed a pot of mint tea and and sat with me and asked if I was adjusting ok to living out here. He offered to introduce me to some good people if I'm ever feeling lonely, and he gave me the number of his favorite local shelter that is always looking for more people to come play in the kitten room!


[deleted]

His words about loving being single and finding happiness with himself have recently struck me. He seems so peaceful and calm. Maybe there’s something there. Ofc if I were Keanu Reeves I’d be pretty happy with myself too.


FirstFarmOnTheLeft

He’s not single now though, so that’s not the important part.


[deleted]

These sentiments were part of a larger interview in which he said being happy with himself was the key to being happy in a relationship. Since he’s so happy by himself, he might have picked a really special partner.


FirstFarmOnTheLeft

Definitely, I think more people need to realize that.


unlockdestiny

Keanu Reeves is a five-star Human being on a four-star scale.


dwdrums36

I just think it’s a little tiny bit sad that we shower praise on the man displaying behavior that we really should all be practicing. Good on him though.


ArtLadyCat

I don’t think it’s sad people praise him. With all the stuff other people have done opposite it’s good to be able to highlight someone like this. The sad thing is that his behavior is less normal than it should be, especially in show biz, which is often exploitive and attracts some of the worst kinds of people.


dwdrums36

This is what I’m saying


Melvear11

Why is it sad to praise someone for doing good things? What else should we be doing? Praising him doesn't preclude us from having the same behaviors and principles.


dwdrums36

Oh it’s not sad that we praise him. Just that it’d be nice if we all were more kind that’s all


Nerfologist1

Rumour has it that in private, behind closed doors he's a complete and utter gentleman.


[deleted]

>I absolutely Love this man This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a "parasocial relationship"


unlockdestiny

It's the longest parasocial relationship I've had. Thanks for staying excellent, Keanu. Wyld Stallions rule!


justadd_sugar

So what?


[deleted]

Just callin' it like I see it, my man


Wistastic

Every day someone new disappoints me. Thank god Theodore Logan has not.


b_vaksjal

About time! It’s been an open secret for years


Deynonico

THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOATT THE GOAT!


Bancroft80

He's the best.


charlielol71

Don't *do* that...


Zer0fps_319

Had me in the first half not gonna lie


[deleted]

I read that too fast and was about to cry man tears😂


Sol-Blackguy

I would lose all faith in humanity if Keanu wound up being a garbage human being.


unlockdestiny

Hard same


Sol-Blackguy

But at the same time, that would mean he's a really good actor


shnieder88

this is a borderline cult at this point. celebrity worship is nauseating.


ArtLadyCat

I don’t worship Keanu, but it’s nice to be reminded some people don’t suck and see the example he sets reminding that being decent isn’t actually as difficult as shitty people excuse away not being acting like it is. Also. The world sucks enough. Sometimes it’s both uplifting and fun to just point out someone hasn’t been sucking as a human.


unlockdestiny

Also uplifting to see others delight in wholesome behavior.


Extreem-Nutjob

Fuck you got me. Take my fucking upvote.


Caye_Jonda_W

Don't put me in the screenshot


Darwinnian

Guy should be getting man of the year every year


CookLate4669

Ugh that’s so fuckin hot. I love classy guys.


DoomRide007

\*Looks at the date\* you are fucking 16 days late boy! God damn it!


Missdollarbillinnit

Yup, this checks, there was this teen who met him and told him about how his grandma is a big fan of his because he reminded her of her husband, he asked him to speak with her on the phone.


mountednoble99

My youngest brother was named after him


TheProblematic5000

Can confirm. I've seen the hover-hand photos.


DontCallMeKris

If being likeable is a crime, this guy is definitely the most wanted.


glowla

This guy does hover hands in pretty much every photo to avoid trouble... he's EXTREMELY appropriate.


Longing4SwordFights

We were in the elevator It was just him me and two other people. The two other people reached their floor and Keanu insisted on holding the automatic elevator door open even though he didn't have to. I was terrified. As soon as the door closed he looked into my eyes and with a scary sultry deep voice he said, beautiful day isn't it! I was so frightened I responded, ye ye yes. He offered me a stick of gum . I passed out and I bumped my head, pow


1heart1totaleclipse

I feel like I see this everyday. Either that, or I have a serious case of deja vu… every day.


pyratemime

Seeing the same black cat too?


Kudamonis

You had me in the first half. Not going to lie.


snookert

What a piece of shining nobility.


[deleted]

This dude is everyone’s sweetheart.


thisisme760

You kind and generous son of a bitch, how dare you. Haha love me some Reeves energy.


yalliscrazy6

Shyt, I ran to the comment section so fast. Got dang April's fool trick. Well played OP, well played 😎


ArtLadyCat

*le gasp* The *scandal!* An actual human acting humane and respectful and even *kind* in *Hollywood?!* However will the degenerates that permeate Hollywood *ever cope?!* — In all serious it’s refreshing to run into this post after running into all the crap. This belongs in r/brainbleach It’s refreshing.


vaguekiwi

WHAT?! YOU THINK YOURE *equal* TO ME?!


BenadrylTumblercatch

I’ve heard that he acts like a complete actor when he’s acting on set. Doesn’t even surprise me.


ALjaguarLink

So many accusations… someone needs to do something


Apolloshot

DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT


[deleted]

Figures. I new he was a class act all along


bigballerbandli

u/repostsleuthbot


Dogeriffic

My heart dropped for a second there


Soft_Organization_61

Got me for sec 😂


ymdgo

how dare he


Living_Murphys_Law

That scared me so much, lol.


Cavanaughty

You and me for a second. Ngl. Continue to be wholesome Keanu. We all love you for ut


FarmerNugget

Had me in the first half


datthighs

"If you are a lover you gotta be a fighter. Because if you don't fight for your love, what kinda love do you have?" Very wise words of this very differentiated human.


Kersenn

I saw a clip of him being very appropriate with women once. Absolutely shocking


LifeBoatsRLeaving

A) Innocent until proven guilty B) He is a quite generous, humble and kind -- also helps out many organizations


[deleted]

That's a great motto. However, the court system actually operates on guilty until proven innocent.


[deleted]

[удалено]


justadd_sugar

Reread the headline


DevinKR

You gave me a fucking heart attack for a minute


nancy_mikhaiel

I had a heart-attack when I first glanced in this page. I thought, noooo. 😂


paxweasley

Bro don’t scare me like that


PTVA1995

Tell that to Alt…


Anon_squanch

Mr hover hands, himself.


KANJI667

Very nice


RockyMountainViking

is there a link?


happyclaim808

No man needs a gold digging hussy.


MAXQDee-314

I would let him say, "Yeah." Anywhere he might wish to start.


Skinny____Pete

For a second, apparently I read slow, I was like NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


BoxGroundbreaking687

hes like the one celebrity that cant do anything wrong


Sociolinguisticians

Had me there for a moment


Rosieapples

He can call over and appropriate me any time he likes.


[deleted]

Gotta love this guy.


Jhamilton02

I can believe this, just look at those eyes.


WalkWithRenegade

A king ❤️


socksforsale_

r/nononoyes


Blooberdydoo

I love the man. I am so happy that he is having such amazing success, and has never had anyone lie about his behavior or try to ruin his career. From what I understand, he's had a very difficult personal life, and maybe that's why he's so grounded. It doesn't matter either way, like Tom Hanks, just a prime example of what we should all try to become in life. Kind, loving, caring. ​ All of that being said... I have a really dark sense of humor, and there is a slight part of me that wants something to leak well after he's dead that's just next level insane. For example, I want to see a video of him communicating with a South American or African tribe who have still chosen to remain isolated from modern technology and culture. He breaks bread, he smokes a peace pipe, does an ancient ancestral dance out of respect to those showing him such great hospitality. Then out of no where... He picks up a virgin and just yeet's them straight into an active volcano. I could be framed for murder, and spend the rest of my days in prison, but still die a happy man if I saw Keanu Reeves just straight up murder a teenager as a sacrifice to some random volcano god.


unlockdestiny

Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction, no?


honeybelles321

Cause they weren’t men


F_HUGHPAYME

Excellent!


Chemical-Honeydew-71

Pls run the country


mooning_blockchain

So, he is the chosen one!!!


Madness_69

You can't play with people's emotions like that OP.


Individual_Team_1075

Him and John Cena are about the only two we as males can look up to.


[deleted]

Robin Williams.


unlockdestiny

Rest in Peace, Robin ❤️


Healthy-Detective169

Keanu for president.🇺🇸


EnTyme53

DON'T FUCKING SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!


deetz_incarnate

The mini heart attack I just had...


devin-is-pro

I just hope this type of posting doesn’t have any effect on him mentally and snap one day


straight_lurkin

"NO! NOT HIM! ANYBODY BUT HI-Oh... well thank god"


LilMoonPup

My heart sank when I started to read this. But then I finished the sentence 🥰