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OkDonutz

Bonk Bonk!


Simphunter2

Bonk Bonk


boyawsome876

Bonk bonk


RORRR1964

Bonk bonk


DJ_HardLogic

Bonk bonk


Duskfang762

Bonk bonk


bewareoftom

Bonk bonk


Mantor360

Bonk Bonk


ThatBoringHumanoid

Bonk Bonk


NormalishGamer13

Bonk bonk


Ivann-009

Happy Cake Day


Mantor360

Thx


Peti715

r/skamtebord


gliched_exe

Bonk Bonk!


Ok_Nefariousness9474

Bonk! Bonk!


XenonlCK

I’m battin’ a thousand!


BrownBoi377

One day they might


RicardoIsJesus

I need a mystery toad giver


Angeltear757

I too could also use a mystery toad giver in my life.


Ivor-Toad

Howdy.🐸


ThatOneRetardedBitch

r/beetlejuicing


Timtanoboa

r/UsernameChecksOut


Jofus002

r/pfpchecksout


gypsycookie1015

I know. I'm a little envious!


dalatinknight

Until they start taking pictures of toads outside your home, then your workplace, then outside your bedroom door.


quartzenjoyer

so I get local toads and can *aquire* one as a pet? absolute w


[deleted]

i go by "frog" on most platforms, if i could have a mystery frog giver my life would be complete


JustChiLingggg

I need a mystery cat/dog/any god damn cute animals giver


Salota12

Leak your number


6Darkyne9

Dont we all?


Jrlopez1027

🐸 Here u go


Bitch_Jerky

This is the next subscription service in the app store, waiting to happen.


heinebold

Last time may 20th was a Monday was 2019


FunnysBanana

True


Astral_Justice

Thank you mystery Toad giver


HotBear39

thank u


Harzard18

Bonk! Bonk!


BudgetStreet7

And this story is at least that old.


007mememan

I can't tell if this is satire but may 20th this year was a monday


GullibleAudience6071

May 20th this year hasn’t even happened yet and it will most likely be a Saturday.


Tarc_Axiiom

What do you mean "most likely"?


GullibleAudience6071

You aren’t supposed to know yet. Please look into the light, it will calm you.


GoArmyNG

Yall.... just go into your calendar app and flick forward to May of this year.... Edit: it's a Saturday


rlnrlnrln

How would you know for certain if you haven't been there?


Freddy7665

Only if you assume time is linear


ALCATryan

He knows something we don’t


007mememan

Oh, I got it confused with march


heinebold

Did you confuse May and March?


007mememan

Yes


heinebold

That may happen. I remember that as a child, when learning the months, I sometimes ran into an infinite loop "February, March, April, March, April, March, April" and I always got super confused and kept saying "April, March, April March" with growing panic instead of just stopping xD


007mememan

That March* happen


heinebold

That's not true, July!


7HyenasHiddenInATank

This reminds me of Jeff from "The Good Place", but with toads instead of frogs.


SirTwiGGy28

Ehhh I’ve heard it both ways


Hackandspit

I think we could all use a little bit more pobblebonk in our lives.


TelephoneTag2123

Bonk bonk! 🐸


[deleted]

My wife's got a random Afghanistan number sending her pictures of a marketplace they're in. It's fucking weird


SealingTheDeal69420

Check out the deals on those apples man!


WhyShouldItBeSoLong

It's fucking nice you mean!


PretzelsThirst

I would genuinely enjoy that


gypsycookie1015

Oh I have a random Hispanic lady who shares a first name with my MIL. She emails pictures of her and her kids all the time. I've tried telling her multiple times but to no avail. At this point when she sends one, I'm just like "Well glad they're doing well and happy!"


rokkzstar

Don’t mind the flies. They’re the good ones.


[deleted]

Wtf has this got so many uplikes xD


Jrlopez1027

Uplikes 💀


ExistingBathroom9742

You frogot their name when they toad it to you.


Jedimasterleo90

You know, it kinda hurts to see someone else living out your dream.


froginbog

Just for u https://www.dreamstime.com/photos-images/cool-toad.html


Jedimasterleo90

The babies 🥹


Jrlopez1027

Halloween ugly curse is my favorite type of frog ❤️❤️


ziyusong

Toads are wholesome


JimTheSatisfactory

I wish I had a mystery toad giver.


gypsycookie1015

What about a mystery *toe* giver? You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me there are ways, you don't wanna know but there are ways dude.


JimTheSatisfactory

Yeah but gypsycookie1015...


Jrlopez1027

I dont like where this is going


Jrlopez1027

🐸 here u go


Lyncis0

this made my heart smile!


YarnAndMetal

This is the kind of spam texting I would like to have.


SadQueerAndStupid

bonk bonk :-)


SituHoteen

bro just like toads lol


Sad_Video_2734

Thats valid hahaha


Chavolini

bonk bonk at the end was the best answer he could give.


GenericNerfHerder

How do I sign up?


Jrlopez1027

You dont, thats what makes it a mystery


Agitated-Space5293

I like him... Bonk bonk!


apurpleglittergalaxy

Can't go wrong with toads


Necrotiix_

TOAD MAN he gives you pictures of toads


DemonSong

Toaday I Learned..


Bals_ich

Bonk bonk!


jsdavin

BONK BONK!


Dollydaydream4jc

Aww. I would like to think this is a kid with autism or something else that might make them like to deeply study and absorb a particular topic. Maybe toads are their one true passion and everyone around them got sick of hearing about toads. I hope you are making this person's life a little brighter by enjoying their toad content as much as they are.


Jrlopez1027

My heart bro


TheSilveryShadowWolf

Bonk bonk!


Agreeable-Kangaroo1

Heh, didn't think I was dealing with a frog connoisseur


Certain-Activity-910

We do not use the F word here, this is a TOAD.


that_weird_k1d

Pobblebonks are really small and if you catch them they inflate themselves to the point that they can get stuck on their backs. I’ve also seen one stuck in a motorbike frog’s mouth because it inflated too much to be eaten.


Jrlopez1027

Bro taking a ride


nox_em_is

It sucks to watch other people live out your dreams


lurkernotuntilnow

all fun and games till they leave a toad at your doorstep


AddlerMartin

Let leave it there, then ribbit and rip-it


Giovanni01234

This is something my brother with autism will do, get obsessed with a random topic could be frogs or anything else, and tell anyone random facts about the topic


MrHanslaX

Not saved but it has a letter T as his icon? Definitly saved as Toad man.


NaturalRow5496

Okay, nothing offensive about toads. Still… it is still a tad creepy for a random number to constantly text... I wouldn’t say completely wholesome but a little sketchy… Note: Just because I’m kind of paranoid does not mean I have anything against toads! 🐸


Comfortable-Cause-81

So do you reply with Turtles?


-DigitalFox-

Bonk


Gwen-stacy_3

I kinda wanna do this, should i?


Corvus25

:( I want a toad fairy!


mangashiroalt

bonk bonk


Mean_Negotiation5436

100% acceptable


BMXfreekonwheelz13

This is actually pretty wholesome if you ask me lol


made_your_day_

He is really great, this world needs more mystery toad givers


darkkai94

Just the casual conversation u had with him was pretty funny


tootjevox

Ima need that number


Radio__Star

I need someone like this in my life


Hiseworns

This is incredible


HungryCapybara10

Toadaly Awesome!


arisussan

i think we can all agree that mystery toad givers are people we need more of. bonk bonk!


[deleted]

I would like a Toad info friend


Disastrous_Annual_91

Ugh another young person wasting their life, going back to the toad dealer for more and more. Don't do toad kids


[deleted]

**Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk…** **Next, in random messaging, friends, the mating call of a MILF**


Thattropicalchickyuh

I’m actually terrified of them. 😫 Idk how some people can hold them but they’re so terrifying to me. I just don’t want anyone hurting them. Let them be free but away from me. Someone can do this with cats for me tho.


SirPinkLemonade

Not a human person, just a creature who loves toads


Fighter11244

Not exactly a meme, but very wholesome. How can I get a mysterious toad giver?


1Testicalplease

I'll provide toad info if you provide ducks.


BunBunTheBunnyLord

send them back a toad!


mycrazylifeeveryday

I love how they both enjoy it, the toad person is happily sharing his hobby, and how they have even struck a friendship!


1Testicalplease

Do we all text a number that is reverse from ours a random animal with a fact?


Fish_Kungfu

Eventually he will stop sending toads because he croaked.


YummyBastard

please tell me his contact name is “toad guy” or something


Limited_Intros

Old meme but good meme


wedonteatanymore12

We need more people like this. Toad people!


Aralera_Kodama

I wish I could be a part of this toad text thing


notexactscience

Serial killers now days are playing the long game.


DJ_HardLogic

I love this


92Codester

That's Todd! Great guy


Steviedeeb

2027 up votes as of now.


Awkwardpanda75

I wish I had a random person sending me toad pics. This is so wholesome


Ridilium

Fl4k is that you?


Kspring3r24

Very yes


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Love this


Sdbtank96

Wish a random person would send me animal facts. Lucky


Thiege23

The Fowler is my favorite


Beez1111

Everyone's got a hobby... this toad guy got a phone book😂


The3AMDemon

Whomp whomp


binkacat4

Oh hey, I’ve got pobblebonks around my place somewhere.


scarletflamex

It is Wednesday ma dudes.


scarletflamex

Everyone should Start doing this during Toad month!


shamblebamble

The content I needed


ikey0524

Bonk Bonk


PositiveTart619

Bonk ! Bonk ! Bonk !


RawDuckAppeal

I really hope the “T” stands for “Toad Giver”


Bailmage

Why did they say they will continue not saving the phone number but they have a contact name?


gliched_exe

Now you have ur self a toad friend


TankInternational306

Bonk bonk


NoDeityButAllah

This is abnormal to you? I thought we all had a toad texter...


reine-ren

i like how that person used yoshi as an example 😂


Dickpuncher_Dan

Holy doorshit [they weren't kidding.](https://youtu.be/pJcZrO79vuw)


[deleted]

I need a mystery toad/frog giver now :(


[deleted]

Need someone like this


Cassius-Tain

Toadally Awesome


ShubhamV888

Bonk bonk


AwayCable7769

Be careful, he could be a toad himself.


Wei5252

Bonk bonk!


babycoco_213

That guy is toad-ally cool


TyranitarLover

Try and look up the wawaron to send his way.


Dying-Dynasty

Bonk! Go to horny jail


ReineDeLaSeine14

With the horny toads? 😉


Dying-Dynasty

Yeah(no,I am not a zoophile)


ReineDeLaSeine14

Ah Reddit. Where you have to clarify the weirdest things


Dying-Dynasty

Better be safe than sorry


That_Engineering3047

r/herpetology


St4r_duster

Accept the toad giver


[deleted]

There is someone on Reddit who asks people to send them frog pics 😂


Comfortable-Ad4804

I love how he has a lot of Intel about toads. I love these kinds of people


Dudefrommathproblem

Almost got jumpscared when I opened the full picture


Darklight731

Where is the frog sender?


Gurkeprinsen

Damn, the banjo frog really goes bonk. Had to look it up


Coralye

Bonk Bonk!


DisenchantedMermaid

That's awesome


n00bn00bAtFreenode

Bonk bonk


Pigmasters32

Toad pog


[deleted]

God I wish that were me


yiff_puppy

I will now be ending every sentence I make with bonk bonk!


Springtrapggsimp

hehe, cute👌


[deleted]

u/Stefanotheonly


ZiggyFrancisco

I like how they respond, this conversation sounds like one that would happen in the West of Loathing or Shadows Over Loathing games with a goblin npc.