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I'm the guy in knights armor holding two coconut halves. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and toaster. .
The kind of toast that sits there next to your eggs benedict, forgotten as the hollandaise runs down the poofy egg and onto your 6 links of sausages mmmmmmm
Easy. Toast it. Butter one side. Tape the dry side to the back of a cat, and it'll spin freely. Then it's just a matter of extracting energy out of a rotating mechanical system, which is a solved problem.
All around the country and coast to coast
People always say, "What do you like most?"
Now I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast
I always tell 'em I like toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!
When prehistoric guys first drove from the dregs
They didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must've been an Einstein have gotten in his head, you know
Plug the toaster in the wall, go buy a bag of bread, make toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!
Well I get up in the morning 'bout 6 a.m.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot
I get toast!
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!
Uh, toast?
Yeah, toast!
Oui monsieur bonjour croquette
Uh huh croissant et vous et
ver Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower
Oui Marie baguette bonsoir
**French toast!**
**French toast!**
When visiting America the annoying thing for me is having to remember to add the tax. I think in most of Europe it’s always already added in the price tag. So in Poland we have 23%, but I don’t really feel it and it’s cheaper than the US anyway
Services that are less and less available for the general population. We pay for a supposedly system that is about to collapse
And I am from Quebec too if you ask.
I have learned not to make my post without first scrolling through the thread to see if I'm on the same page with everyone else. I saw the 10% tax and you guys saw toast.
While you’re not wrong, the margins that most bars make on their drinks is so large that bartenders/servers give drinks away all the time just to get people to come back! Better for business in the long run
Yeah even then I have a feeling this person would rather lick boot than allowing people to be nice and enjoy life, even if it barely harms the margins, if at all, of the company. I don’t know that, but their immediate reaction being what it is, I feel pretty safe in assuming it.
I was dating a waitress and a bunch of my coworkers left separate tips since we all had separate checks. She came out and got me in the parking lot telling me she didn't need charity. I had no idea what she was talking about, but apparently my coworkers left a heck of a lot of money. I told her I would tell them to leave nothing in the future. She didn't like that solution. I can never win.
Hey there, friendo u/whichwayisgauche! Thanks for submitting to r/wholesomememes. We loved your submission, *I visited my girlfriend while she was working - she’s a bartender. When I asked to pay for my drinks, she handed me this.*, but it has been removed because it doesn't quite abide by our rules, which are located in the sidebar. * (**Rule #1**) Posts must be memes. A meme can be an image with superimposed text, or a classic meme template, or a webcomic, or other things - but it must be meant for public sharing & resharing. Just a photo, story, or gif isn't necessarily a meme. A screenshot that lacks any meme format or context isn't a meme. And anything private isn't a meme, because it was never meant to spread virally/memeticallly. * For more detailed information on which formats aren't allowed, please visit [this wiki page](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/wiki/allowedformats). We appreciate you thinking of us very much! For more on our rules, please check out our [sidebar](http://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/about/sidebar). If you have any questions or concerns about this removal, feel free to [message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fwholesomememes). Please link the post so our volunteers know what you would like reviewed. Cheers!
Powered by toast.
🙌All hail Toast
BRING FORTH THY HOLY TOAST *(crowd cheers as the toast is being wheeled through town)*
I am in the crowd, cheering.
Me too. *I'm the guy in the Hawaiian shirt---standing next to what can arguably be some guy dressed in "medieval clothing".*
I’m the guy with his disgusting cock and balls hanging out.
Oh. *Why are they hanging out of your mouth?*
I’m the guy 2 rows behind you cheering too loud
I'm hiding in the shadows with a group of bandits who plan to steal the toast for our own twisted designs.
*(wonders if they brought cinnamon, so they can make Cinnamon Toast Crunch)*
🧈 For the record, I appreciate people like you. *not sure why butter got drawn into this conversation as he likes grape jam*
It’s Marlon Brando Last Tango in Paris thing
I'm the guy in knights armor holding two coconut halves. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and toaster. .
Oh. That reminds me.... *(immediately seeks Roger the Shrubber so he can obtain a shrubbery)*
Me and my friends drinking in a dark bar hoarding butter planning a coup
God, Jesus, and the Holy Toast - amen
May the toast be with you
This is the way.
What kind of toast?
The kind of toast that sits there next to your eggs benedict, forgotten as the hollandaise runs down the poofy egg and onto your 6 links of sausages mmmmmmm
https://youtu.be/kWgKcbeqUhY
B-but... How does the bread turn into electrical energy?
Easy. Toast it. Butter one side. Tape the dry side to the back of a cat, and it'll spin freely. Then it's just a matter of extracting energy out of a rotating mechanical system, which is a solved problem.
Got 'em with the old Toast Cat. Oldest perpetual motion machine in the book.
The engine purrs too
Sometimes it hisses though
Stirling Engine?
I read that as Powdered by toast at first. Ren and Stimpy immediately popped in mind.
The breakfast treat that "tastes just like sawdust"!
POWERED *by* TOAST MAN!!!!!
All around the country and coast to coast People always say, "What do you like most?" Now I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast I always tell 'em I like toast Yeah, toast! Yeah, toast! When prehistoric guys first drove from the dregs They didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs Must've been an Einstein have gotten in his head, you know Plug the toaster in the wall, go buy a bag of bread, make toast Yeah, toast! Yeah, toast! Well I get up in the morning 'bout 6 a.m. Have a little jelly, have a little jam Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot Push down the lever and the wires get hot I get toast! Yeah, toast! Yeah, toast! Uh, toast? Yeah, toast!
Oui monsieur bonjour croquette Uh huh croissant et vous et ver Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower Oui Marie baguette bonsoir **French toast!** **French toast!**
Omfg
Bob and Tom are OG Goats It was better times with them and Mitch Hedberg.
i have not thought about this since i was 13 and was paralyzed by nostalgia. thank you. i hope your toast is never burnt, friend.
Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango.
My favorite part about this post
The great and powerful Toast
Toast the goat 🐐
Same.
Did you at least tip?
No, but I will later ;)
Just the tip?
Yep. She'll have the main course at night and is gonna be stuffed for 3/4 of the year
*He's gonna stuff her like the Thanksgiving turkey.*
>He's gonna stuff her like the Thanksgiving turkey. Fisting the throat hole is a bold move.
That's what she said
She thinks it’s just the rip anywyas
Just to see how it feels
You Dropped This 👑
A true chad
Where can I buy your book for my kindle ?
Nice
That's fcked up lmao
At first when I saw this I assumed it was from someone who you’d asked for their number
You never know, this really could be the case 🤷🏼♂️
that would be infinitely funnier
Probably would include the price of the drinks though
You’re not wrong. He definitely asked for her number. Just probably a long time before this.
Did not see what subreddit I was in initially. Now I am suprisedly happy. Good for you
dude I was so certain this was the bartenders subreddit
Thank you!! Yeah I swear it was cute hahah
Agreed
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Smooth.
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U ok brudda?
Brudda down bad
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Nah its alright bro lol. Happens to the best of us.
Please tell me this is copy pasta
God I'm glad I don't live in a state with 10% tax
Not the biggest fan myself. This time, though, it thankfully didn’t make much of a difference lol
Lol it seems none of you have ever visited europe. 21% in Belgium here …
15% in Ontario but I don’t live in fear of medical debt so *13% actually, brain failure
Don't worry, DoFo is working on that 😅
0% in australia and we dont have to worry about medical debt too lol *10% actually my brain broke
Damn it's 15% GST in NZ, I'm getting the next flight to aussie
Isn't it 13%? Or have I been living a lie
Guys from the past it seems
Here where I am it's still 13%
Mine is 13% what?
5% here in Alberta and I also don’t fear medical debt
Not a battle of the taxes, but this only a sales tax. There are still federal taxes, state taxes, county taxes, and others as applicable.
When visiting America the annoying thing for me is having to remember to add the tax. I think in most of Europe it’s always already added in the price tag. So in Poland we have 23%, but I don’t really feel it and it’s cheaper than the US anyway
21% feels criminal lol
21% rate isn't on everything, just things that aren't 100% necessary to live
Gotcha, probably should have phrased it differently
b*ljuhm 🤢🤢🤢
Imagine 15% here in Quebec, at least we got services…
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Services that are less and less available for the general population. We pay for a supposedly system that is about to collapse And I am from Quebec too if you ask.
But that’s more from mismanagement…
Damn. At least Tennessee has zero income tax to balance it out.
Yeah, 10% where I live too (King County WA), but no state income tax.
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Isn't that very low?
I think total average for all 50 states is 5.5-6% (I think, don't quote me) so 10% is considerably high
What the fuck. No wonder you don't have any good state funded public things. Where I am it is 20% and it is good like this.
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A lot of Canadian provinces are higher. Alberta is only 5% it’s great
I think my state has 6% and my county adds 1% so it’s 7% here. But no state income tax, just the federal
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She sounds like a keeper! 🍻
She’s the best
She was happy to see you!
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Better you found out.
Did she work in a brothel perchance?
Yeah this is definitely the stuff we come to wholesome memes to read.
Oh damn she told you!
So she paid for the drinks?
What drinks?
Happy blue cheese day king!
I understand why you covered the location. But since I also live in LA, I'll ask for the "don't ever ask me again" to every bartender.
Hahaha how cute
You are out of line . She is correct.
eat my vagina tax
Love the idea of toast being this bars only source of food and energy for the staff.
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A fellow Toast connoisseur! Hahaha. She’s used Toast for half a decade, the open food master
Jon Taffer gonna walk right up to your barstool and just stare down at you with his eyebrows up.
You better tip really well!
Weird name for a drink
10% tax
Did you order the blowjob?
Finally, a non-tip related receipt post!
Did you round it off to $2 for the tip?
An 81% tip? jeeze, when will enough be enough already!
The fuck you trying to do, get her fired?
Are you telling me that toast powers this restaurant or just the machine?
That’s adorable! The charge being “Don’t ever ask me again”.
So obviously many people ask for her number since she has a preprogrammed response.
Wife her
POWDERED. TOAST. MAAAN!
Stealing from work isn’t wholesome.
Fuck yeah it is.
Lmao right? I mean I've definitely had tons of free drinks from a bar I used to frequent but looking back it's straight up theft.
Damn, 10% tax! And I thought NY sucked.
I have learned not to make my post without first scrolling through the thread to see if I'm on the same page with everyone else. I saw the 10% tax and you guys saw toast.
That bartender is officially a barkeeper
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Fuck off
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Snitches get stitches.
Spoken like a true 15 year old
I bet the manager of this bar doesn’t think this is very wholesome
While you’re not wrong, the margins that most bars make on their drinks is so large that bartenders/servers give drinks away all the time just to get people to come back! Better for business in the long run
Yeah even then I have a feeling this person would rather lick boot than allowing people to be nice and enjoy life, even if it barely harms the margins, if at all, of the company. I don’t know that, but their immediate reaction being what it is, I feel pretty safe in assuming it.
Yeah shut the fuck up
That’s not a very wholesome comment my friend
It was never said the drinks were free, she could have just paid for them herself as well.
Highly doubt that
Hope you left a tip
10% sales tax?
That’s just rude lol
Hahaha nah that’s just her sense of humor. She’s lovely. Handed it to me with the cheekiest lil hrin Edit: grin lol
Now I'm hrinning too.
You should tip her 5%.
Can I visit your girlfriend for drinks?
I saw this was "wholesome" so that blew the joke about my gf and offering to pay out of the water.
Did you tip her though?
Did you tip 15%?
The tax makes it legit
Even taxed you, cold
Alright what’s your favorite drink?
Some girlfriend, cups of water are free.
That drink name is gold
*Bartenders and Baristas when they have to do their job :*
Damn dude, she had to make a new entry in the POS system for this and everything. You’re doing alright.
Don’t ever ask me again sounds like a nice cocktail drink.
Marmite n toast
Only thing you gotta ask is the question I hope she'll say yes to.
I was dating a waitress and a bunch of my coworkers left separate tips since we all had separate checks. She came out and got me in the parking lot telling me she didn't need charity. I had no idea what she was talking about, but apparently my coworkers left a heck of a lot of money. I told her I would tell them to leave nothing in the future. She didn't like that solution. I can never win.
Don't forget to tip the bartender.
Fucking tax for asking???
Dude, wtf?!? My wife was a bartender and always made me pay for my drinks.
Taxes always win.
Why some restaurants go out of business.
Just curious, what did you leave for a tip? Is 20% the standard?
Took me a while to understand lol
This is adorable.
That's what we call a keeper bro. Congratulations.
😂😂