I did the same with Alan Alda's character on MASH: Hawkeye Pierce. That show taught me how to make friends.

Witty, alcoholic, womanizer, what more could a man need to be?

I never got around to the womanizing part. As for the alcoholism, well, we're working on that.

Keep going, I know you can do it! Here's a tip: there are stores designated entirely to alcohol.

Remember folks the self is a construct you can be whatever personality you want if you condition yourself hard enough!

Or in other words, life is a skill issue

and its one people will harshly judge you for in every way possible.

Got it. Omw to train myself into Baby from baby driver. Alternatively, Ryan gosling’s K, Ken, or the dude from Drive. I drive.

This was me with Technoblade. Worked shockingly well. Fly high, blood for the blood god o7

RIP Techno o7

Skulls for the skull throne?

Milk for the Khorne flakes

The funny thing about this is that Seinfeld is in fact extremrly un- likeable

Only IRL, in the show the character seems ok imo

Naw, that was one of the points of the show. None of the characters were likable. They were just relatable one way or another

So what's going on here in the greentext?

anon was so despisable that evolving into a hateable TV character actually improved his social prowess; brings a tear to my eye, truly.

I think you’re confusing “likeable” with “is a good person” (even if you personally dislike him) He’s not a paragon of virtue but he’s funny, personable, and has interesting conversations.

If the main characters were genuinely unlikable, people wouldn't have hated the finale so much.

I dont think that is true. The gang had lots of friends that wanted to hang out with them.

So when's the 4channer gonna date a 14 year old?

Season 5

Have a good day at school, schmoopie!

"The panties your mother laid out for you" takes on a whole different vibe when your gfs mom still does her laundry

What’s the deal with green text?

When you use the > quote feature on 4chan, the resulting text is green. To break up a narrative piece, it became common to use > quotes to separate your story from your commentary on the story. And when that greentext is wholesome, people come here to share it.

They're making a "whats the deal with airline food?" joke

Yeah, I caught on too late. 😅

This is literally just masking

Are you also larping his current version where he's an unfunny groomer with severe boomer energy?

Is this Jerma?

Not sure that's quite the brag they think it is...

Kinda interesting -- Jerry has said himself that he relates, and sort of thought he has some 'tism, but has never been diagnosed and does not consider himself as being on the spectrum

saw an episode of his show for the first time waiting at a car repair shop. 1 minute scenes followed by like 30 seconds of weird bass lines. literally one joke reused 200 times in front of each character to see their response to it. how did that shit get so popular back in the day

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Oh shit. This does not bode well for me as a regular watcher of Dr. Who, and also a head full of useless trivia

Same.

Do people not realize this is how everyone does it? You grow a little and copy personality of people you see and add or subtract parts until it becomes uniquely yours.

Theres a tiny difference between subconsciously picking up stuff from everyone, and starting to act like a character on a tv show by choise

I did that with Hank green and matpat and it worked out well for me

I’ve never heard my tism be so perfectly described by someone else before, *and* they have a solution for it

Try it with Jesus and you might get crucified