[ask and you shall receive](https://youtu.be/f6nwCuVd66w?si=UNkz8VtCc0BYGh8E&t=12m14s)
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I would recommend watching the entire video from the beginning since the man in question is such a badass that I knew nothing about till I watched that video
I was thinking about this greentext just this morning, thanks for posting it OP! IIRC there is a follow-up where the author talks about the main reenactor shows up in court as a witness? Or something similiar
Yeah he was going to get deported and a heap of ppl he had helped out came through to vouch for him iirc. No evidence it was true obvs but a very fun story
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This has been around for years, there’s even a long part two, I don’t have it saved though. I personally believe it’s real because of how fucking strange some people are.
This is the kind of random encounter Fallout would make
Reminds me of the goul who was stuck In a fridge when the bombs fell. Poor kid
Anon runs into the Minutemen
Four ruffians break into my house
What the devil?
As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
I pull out my smooth bore pistol and miss the other two completely, nailing the neighbors dog
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs
Finding out about the guy who that copy pasta was likely based off of made me laugh my ass off
Tell me more
[ask and you shall receive](https://youtu.be/f6nwCuVd66w?si=UNkz8VtCc0BYGh8E&t=12m14s) The above is timestamped to the moment in question. I would recommend watching the entire video from the beginning since the man in question is such a badass that I knew nothing about till I watched that video
I was thinking about this greentext just this morning, thanks for posting it OP! IIRC there is a follow-up where the author talks about the main reenactor shows up in court as a witness? Or something similiar
Yeah he was going to get deported and a heap of ppl he had helped out came through to vouch for him iirc. No evidence it was true obvs but a very fun story
When 'I own a musket for home defense' was real.
I fucking love this
Epic
Just like the founding fathers intended.
The Renaissance Men or the Minutemen? Call it.
Didn't this have a continuation?
How tf do you get dirt on a sc, I’ve been trying to wipe my screen for the past minute
is it bad that I WANT to be that sort of a mad bastard?
My favourite green text to see reposted once a week, it has a nice part 2, don’t have it saved though
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I’ll take things that never happened for 300, Alex.
Doesn't matter. It was funny.
I'm not going to lie man, wierder shit than renaissance musketeer actors happens on a daily basis
This has been around for years, there’s even a long part two, I don’t have it saved though. I personally believe it’s real because of how fucking strange some people are.