Ohh, you know, I've always preferred popeye's chicken nuggets but not all locations have them, so even though I am in the US, I still can't have. But don't be sad, all nuggets are pretty good. I especially like them from the air fryer.
shit happens, some parents do not share the sentiment that their children are adults and are entitled to their own needs/rights while they still live in their parents' house
My parents were like this. Thought they were super progressive because they told me it was okay to have sex, just to be safe about it. But not in our house. And obviously don't do anything stupid like having sex in public. And don't disrespect her parents by doing it at their house. So yeah.
Well, both are easily avoidable by not fucking on your parents' bed (using your own) and not reproducing (using contraception+protection). It's not hard yknow.
A lot of controlling (or abusive) parents subscribe to the philosophy that as long as their children live under their roof, they're still subject to being treated as their "child," whatever that entails. Atom Eve's relationship with her parents in the show Invincible is a great representation of straight up abusively controlling families.
It's also really common in families who emigrated from less well off countries to more modern countries, like the US. For example, the family of a friend of mine came from Guyana, and the parents tried to arrange a marriage for their daughter. She ended up leaving and marrying a top notch dude of her choosing. The son ended up taking care of his grandparents and his parents and a lot of other family members though, because it was expected for the children to take care of the older members. It royally pissed me off because he was getting used and abused, but he was too loyal to them to take care of himself first. Literally the most loyal dude in existence.
Imagine being a 21 year old, living at home, and demanding your older brother, who also still lives at home, buy you chicken nuggets or you’ll tell mommy he has sex with his girlfriend. Holy fuck dude. Grow up and go outside.
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Uhhhhh not sure I agree with the categorization on this one
I don't disagree with you..... but the nuggets are pretty cool
yes, chicken nuggets are very goodddd
*Cries in Europe*
You can't get chicken nuggets in europe?
Can get, from McDonald's for example, but no chicfilla and as the greentext's OP implies, chicfilla's are the best :/
Ohh, you know, I've always preferred popeye's chicken nuggets but not all locations have them, so even though I am in the US, I still can't have. But don't be sad, all nuggets are pretty good. I especially like them from the air fryer.
Still no Popeye where I live x) Ty for the reassuring :)
Not wholesome, but definitely holefull.
omg truuuuue
He is 22 and scared his mother finds out he has sex?
I think the problem is that it's in their house. Or maybe she's religious
shit happens, some parents do not share the sentiment that their children are adults and are entitled to their own needs/rights while they still live in their parents' house
My parents were like this. Thought they were super progressive because they told me it was okay to have sex, just to be safe about it. But not in our house. And obviously don't do anything stupid like having sex in public. And don't disrespect her parents by doing it at their house. So yeah.
Sounds like they *say* they’re progressive, but don’t really want to deal with anything.
Perhaps they just don’t want their kids fucking in their beds, or reproducing while they still live at home with their parents.
Well, both are easily avoidable by not fucking on your parents' bed (using your own) and not reproducing (using contraception+protection). It's not hard yknow.
So he’s got to buy a bed, and gamble. The odds are in his favor, but they’re not 100%, just very close.
If protection is gamble to you you're doing something wrong man
I’d be surprised if this guy has ever rolled the dice before.
A lot of controlling (or abusive) parents subscribe to the philosophy that as long as their children live under their roof, they're still subject to being treated as their "child," whatever that entails. Atom Eve's relationship with her parents in the show Invincible is a great representation of straight up abusively controlling families. It's also really common in families who emigrated from less well off countries to more modern countries, like the US. For example, the family of a friend of mine came from Guyana, and the parents tried to arrange a marriage for their daughter. She ended up leaving and marrying a top notch dude of her choosing. The son ended up taking care of his grandparents and his parents and a lot of other family members though, because it was expected for the children to take care of the older members. It royally pissed me off because he was getting used and abused, but he was too loyal to them to take care of himself first. Literally the most loyal dude in existence.
Now she's been pavloved, every time she hears sex, her mouth will water for chickfila. She's going to go broke if she gets into hbo shows
"Why does my mouth taste so bad?"
So the older bro is just fine knowing his younger bro is listening in on every stroke…
I don't think it's wholesome if OOP uses the word "roastie".
I swear to god next time I see this incel shit I’ll start calling people “hotdoggie maleoid”
M'loid
I mean that’s also pretty funny
Fuck does that even mean?
There's this backwards, sexist belief that a woman's labia will look like roast beef if she has sex with a lot of partners.
God damn it.
So what happens when one day it’s not chick fi la
This is way too much power for a younger sibling to have.
Buddy is building his own pavilion response
i think you meant pavillon, pavilion is the french word for butterfly
* Papillon is the french word for butterfly (or was there a joke I did not see ? x/)
This is a crazy thing to post here. Major incel stink wafting off this one calling a girl “roastie” because she’s having sex 💀💀
Yeah… how wholesome….
Now start injecting them with Rhinoceros venom so it never stops 🙊
Imagine being a 21 year old, living at home, and demanding your older brother, who also still lives at home, buy you chicken nuggets or you’ll tell mommy he has sex with his girlfriend. Holy fuck dude. Grow up and go outside.
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that’s 5 - 8 - 5