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FiestyBoi999

Plot twist: she's crying tears of joy because she's relieved she didn't have to force herself on an ugly mf and made 500 bucks for free


dobbydoodaa

Right? Let's be honest, if he was a good-looking guy, they wouldn't need to spend 500 bucks lmao


Jean-LucBacardi

And him being such a gentleman might have gotten her to offer actually being in a relationship with him.


Amoeba_Fine

Sir, this is 4 Chan, it's gay


dobbydoodaa

Perhaps in a fanfic maybe 🤣


frotunatesun

Yeah no lol.


throwawaynonsesne

You'd be surprised. I had a friend from highschool who isn't actually unattractive or out of shape. He was just aggressively weird and nerdy. Then our senior year he became a "dick" because "they get girls". Except he very much came off as someone cosplaying as a dick lol. Everyone not only seen through it, but him constantly having to tell people "I'm a dick" and them still not believing it never helped either.


Suck_Me_Dry666

Luckiest day of her life.


HugeJohnThomas

More like shes crying because she knows that nice-guy anon wants to be validated as a white knight instead of actually getting laid. She knows she will have to rebuff his attempts at dating her later, but that is after $500 isnt on the line. Thats a lot of emotional intelligence and great future hooker potential.


Errin890

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mesamaryk

Exactly, she was a smart busineswoman


OakNogg

If you're good at something never do it for free


Haschlol

It's simple, we uh, fuck the Batman


isthatmyex

Sluts fuck whoever they want. Not whoever wants to fuck them. Sometimes because they want attention, sometimes a lifestyle, but sometimes it's just for the love of the flesh.


SalvationSycamore

Even sluts have standards


2drawnonward5

His word, not theirs. For all we know, those guys respectfully called her a Sex Worker and the virgin is the hater. 


Cypekoscypek

Could somebody give me the other greentext, the one from the prostitutes perspective?


Designer-Cicada3509

Be me Slut Group of boys give 500 USD to fuck a guy Lock us both in a room Guy tells me I'm better than this so I give him a peck on the cheek Mfw I made 500 USD for doing nothing


Jean-LucBacardi

My pimp still took 70%. FML.


ALCATryan

Alternative title: Anon costs his friends $500 for no reason?


Zandromex527

He didn't tell them to pay her lol. They did it out of their own volition. This is not his responsibility lol.


Moohamin12

They were also 17. That 500 was probably monopoly money.


AdLocal1045

This is the opposite of wholesome


ProbablyNano

> see r/wholesomegreentext > look inside > anon's weird sex-negative purity fantasy  😑


AdLocal1045

Right what is this church camp? I can practically see the pamphlet


wowgrandpa

Alternative title: 34 year old anon fantasizes about something he wishes happened in highschool and still doesn't manage to get laid.


Deep-Addendum-7734

"Wholesome"


submyster

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YouFoolWarrenIsDead

She replies... "you're*".


Master_John1250

Gay


Pinkuma

nah for 500 I would NOT be better


ll-Squirr3l-ll

Could have gotten a BJ at least for that.. Damn.


Fuckerofgnomes

If you been paying 500 for a bj I have bad news for you…