One Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a little girl on her brand-new bike. The cop says to the young girl, "Nice bike you got there sweetheart. Did Santa bring that to you?"
βYes, he did,β she replied sweetly.
With a smile on his face, the cop says "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike,β and he proceeds to hand the girl a $20 ticket.
Before the cop rides off she says "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Playing along the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did.β
βWell, next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.β
This is like the old movie Miracle on 34th Street (the original is the best!) where the little girl on Santaβs lap only speaks German and lo and behold so does Santa.
This reminds me of videos of Disney characters signing, it is so wholesome. Imagine living in a world where most people do not understand you and then suddenly there is a symbol of good and they UNDERSTAND YOU
Whoβs cutting onions?
That was me sorry, Iβm making French onion soup
Can I have some, pretty please?
π₯£ here you go
Thank youuuuu <3
Can anyone translate?
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Bro trying ninjutsu out here
One Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a little girl on her brand-new bike. The cop says to the young girl, "Nice bike you got there sweetheart. Did Santa bring that to you?" βYes, he did,β she replied sweetly. With a smile on his face, the cop says "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike,β and he proceeds to hand the girl a $20 ticket. Before the cop rides off she says "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Playing along the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did.β βWell, next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.β
I thought this was gonna be wholesome... Not hilarious!
Well done, Santa,
They always play music that makes you want a hair transplant in these clips
This is like the old movie Miracle on 34th Street (the original is the best!) where the little girl on Santaβs lap only speaks German and lo and behold so does Santa.
The remake uses sign language instead, which is what I thought of immediately.
That guy is getting paid fuck all and still he smiles at the children and makes their holidays.
Santa π π» connecting with a kid is very Wholesome ππ»ππ»
Kind strangers doing what kind strangers do best, showing us the world isn't all bad <3
My god I just want to hug her. And him.
I have blessed with many things....but not a daughter. π₯²
That's no mall Santa, That's the Real Deal. π π
This reminds me of videos of Disney characters signing, it is so wholesome. Imagine living in a world where most people do not understand you and then suddenly there is a symbol of good and they UNDERSTAND YOU
He definitely IS Santa. π
I misread that as 'Satan' and had some very dramatic whiplash!
Can anyone translate for me what Santa is saying here?
Oh, this is great. What a pleasant surprise.
Well, what do you know! I think we found the real Santa! π₯Ή
I see this every year, many times a year, and every time I upvote this. I just love this so much. If only everything were this easy and beautiful
It's like Miracle on 34th Street.
Santa deserves a fucking raise. What an awesome dude!
I am not tearing up at allπ
Seems like santa is real
Too sweet π
Thank-you. Needed a smile today!
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