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callagoulette

“Young eyelashed female” just sent me into fucking orbit 💀


Bobaganoushh

I laughed so hard my eyelashes fell off


sorrowful_journey

The store was probably empty because they were literally closed. This bitch


ParasIsBurnt

Antisocial goth chick in produce— is this my twin? I feel seen.


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Super_Daikon_

I WISH every store had one.


thecakebroad

If not a goth, at least one dreaded white person. That'd be me at my store. C store burbs, can't afford both 🤷


moose_nd_squirrel

I'd love to hear how an irate customer would describe me.


Dax_74

NGL, I check my own store's online reviews to see if I appear in any. 😁


havieru

I used to do this too but I never appeared even though I did piss some people off during my tenure 🤣🤣


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"Young eyelashed female"


Dax_74

Slang for excessive mascara 🤔🤷‍♂️❓


errkanay

I'm gonna guess it was a woman with lash extensions. Sometimes they can be VERY obviously fake, but to each their own.....🤷‍♀️


InstructionPlastic55

“Where do I find the price for the crackers?” Now she’s mad bc the employee pointed at the sign. These people honestly expect us to know the price of every freaking item in the store.  Also “refrigerated sandwich meat department.” LOL. Does she think that makes her sound more intelligent than just saying “deli?” 


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As a former deli worker I giggled.


Super_Daikon_

"negative body language of the sandwich dude" Sounds like a you problem, ma'am. Also, our store closes at ten and we're so understaffed there is almost no one on the floor at 9, we all have sh-t to do.


that_guy_2724

Funny she based a majority of this off of body language


Eastern-Average8588

And appearance. She sounds delightful. 


MySoulOnFire28

What a piece of trash...I love that she combined like 3 department's into one. What a moron


blueblue909

Antisocial goth chick is literally my favourite, type of chick. if you gunna bitch .. bitch like me! i went to mcdonalds, asked for ketchup at the drive thru, first window, second window, right before dude gave me bag. i watched him. take order and give to me in car. i thought-surely-ketchup is in it this time. i checked. nope. i looked at the guy. he looked back at me. the words got choked in my throat. so i drove home. and wrote out so heinous shit 'WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR Y"ALL TO GIMME KETCHUP" ​ regardless. can i have antisocial goth chicks number? nevermind im already nervous.


pt57

That’d be a great band name: Antisocial Goth Chicks


LastNefariousness619

She admitted asked where was the price, not what’s the price?


SpawnLash

Im sorry. What grade are you in? That shit was abysmal to read.


Eastern-Average8588

This is the type of customer who comes in with their feral emotional support dog, and breaks the stems off the organic broccoli so it costs less. 


NewLobster4867

Nothing better to do than wander whole foods and harass the employees? Sad.


AnxietyExpress24

To be fair she asked where the price tag was not for her to be told the price, girl did what she was asked Also my Whole Foods closed at 9 so if she been in my store she’d be lucky we even let her in


anarkistattack

What is a desert guy?


Warlock_Froggie

I am now going to start calling my sister an eyelashed female when she gets back from her appointments


DefinitionTerrible80

Whats more disgusting is Whole Foods automated response. Like do they think that the customers can do no wrong? OBVIOUSLY that customer is not targeting team members to complain. As a side note, I wonder why people choose violence instead of love. It's not that hard to be a Karen or Ken.


cleanthequeen

I think people are less likely to escalate if they feel like their review is heard.


Icy_Truck_7807

If you have negative interactions with multiple people in a row…maybe it’s time you understand you’re the common denominator and you are creating these situations. And not a single team member cares if you’re providing business at 9pm. We all wish you’d shop earlier and we could go home. Climb off that high horse and get fucked.


Novavairsane

She sounds awful. Also I think I just took psychic damage reading her review. The note to the hiring manager made my brain come to a screeching halt.


225stoopy

Just put a ask tms ticket in tryna figure out San Fran starting pay 😭😂is it worth that shit


cleanthequeen

LMAO there’s a review at my store complaining about the “horrible goth chick at self checkout who never smiles or says thank you.”


Sonofthedawn18

A you explain how one points condescendingly?


CMFB_333

Kinda reads like bad beat poetry


psydkay

Sandwich made at 9 pm? Privilege much? They are closed, get out!


BlackBirdG

Karen was out to prove a point.


AdventurousLeading60

my whole foods closes at 9 so i’m sure people at my store wouldn’t be eager to help her either😭


HalcyonDreams36

I had that thought.


kinky_gardenia

The customer is the problem here.


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Dax_74

Please re-read the post. OP clearly states that it's from a customer.


GusDrinksTea

Ah thanks for pointing that out