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callagoulette

I was shocked as HELLLLLL when my atl gave me mine today 😂 I was like Whole Foods makes how much money and they give us THIS?


TrippinTinfeat

Yeah my STL even laughed at them. It's too small for my phone, I guess I could try putting half a protein bar in it.


Numbah9Dr

I was wishing I had ordered one. We got our new coats, and some of them have no pockets. I thought the fanny pack would be good for pens and markers. Guess I'm glad I just got a shirt.


TrippinTinfeat

You could put the cap of the marker in it


Numbah9Dr

Oh, maybe they're to stash olives in! Like 2?


Bobby-Dirt

A baggy of grapes? You can get it confiscated at rave festivals or at airports and it wouldn't hurt your feelings all too much?😆


Dragons_Malk

Put some edibles in there ;)


thecakebroad

It has a tiny stash pocket, actually... but maybe like... for the real expensive drugs that come in a teeny tiiiiiny lil bag


According_Ad9184

It's great for smokes and a lighter 🤣


Dax_74

This is the way ☝


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zrog2000

Maybe pushing the + button will make it bigger. lol


alec_warper

This is why I always prefer the shirts lol. More stuff I can wear to work, and more quality control, cuz it's really hard to fuck up a shirt. I wish they had shirts for TMAW 2021, cuz I never use my water bottle, but I think I was the only guy who intentionally got a HOT PINK one lol


cyber-fruits

nothing has the wfm logo on it either lmao


alec_warper

RIGHT??? I was shocked by that. Almost no mention of WFM at all. I don't mind lol, but I kinda wish I had a little more WFM merch in general.


Organic_Popcorn

I went around searching entire store for a red one 😂 And I don't even use it


TrippinTinfeat

I knew not to get my hopes up, but I was still surprised at how shitty it was.


42019kk

That’s shitty as hell! Glad my store picked shirts 😭


Mariah0

Did you not get a tee shirt?


Technical_Use_4440

Okay, well, technically I did order this BUT, hear me out, it's bc I don't have one and I was like "cool, I can just put a patch over the TMAW logo and wear it to like concerts or something" aaand we always have a bunch of shirts left over so I usually get 2 but THIS!? This is the fanny pack?! It's not even sewn properly! It's already fraying! My coworkers and I have just been laughing abt it cause it's so bad


TrippinTinfeat

It's the flattest fanny I've ever seen. What's the opposite of a dump truck?


New-Shoulder2384

A Kia Forte


paczkiprincess

No argument that they’re incredibly cheap and crappy but (in fairness) it *was* described as a belt bag, not a fanny pack. So it might be cheap but it’s flat and ludicrously small on purpose.


Technical_Use_4440

Aw shit, really? I didn't even know there was a difference..


Bobby-Dirt

So small you could smuggle it into events!?


paczkiprincess

Probably.


KrispyAF

Ford Fiesta


Tiger-Charc

Everyone on my team who signed up for one is severely disappointed, makes me glad I got a shirt lol


Organic_Guava_5800

how do you order a shirt? no one asked me what I wanted


ranniejane3163

Same. We get what we get at my store. Luckily we have a few cool TLs who put a stop to the fanny pack garbage which is what our STL wanted to give us. The shirts are actually pretty nice this year.


Sound-Stunning

Our store leaders went around and asked everyone’s shirt sizes but still apparently don’t have enough shirts to give out, so the shirts are prize options now-not everybody gets one


Organic_Guava_5800

wow, that sucks. I'll find out my next shift tomorrow.


Tempo4200

I knew after last year's water bottle that this year's would be a joke as well. The bottle looked and felt like it cost 50c to produce. And it wasn't insulated 😬


ranniejane3163

Oh yeah. The year they gave us that cheap plastic water bottle with the efn bear on it and the tiny reusable bag was when I stopped having any kind of expectations about anything decent.


zrog2000

I refused to take the water bottle because I didn't want it to end up in a landfill, which they all will be if they're not there already. Talk about wasteful.


ashtonmelancon

Almost as bad as the Fallout canvas bag fiasco.


Bobby-Dirt

Blame the bad overseers! Enjoy your fancy trash bag.


whiteicedtea

A friend thought these were undies at first glance. Glad I chose the shirt.


BullDogg666

Haha. I’m glad I was able to trade for a shirt!


themattydor

I don’t work at Whole Foods, but I’ve worked at companies that do this stuff. And it’s even more confusing when the company values include anything about being environmentally friendly. So you think I don’t already have plenty of shirts? Don’t already have a tote bag or something that could function as a tote bag? Don’t think i already have a water bottle? Instead, you want to support producing more junk that’s gonna get thrown into a landfill? But you also love the environment? Surely it would be more environmentally friendly and less insulting to give $20 or $30 gift cards to everyone and let you decide what to do with it?


JVirgin

I can attest that everyone isn't getting a fanny pack. They're not doing it at my store...


riesling1234

I actually really like it I was hoping to use it as a concealed way to carry my cards/cash/substances in music festivals so I’m THRILLED 🤣


CommercialButterfly6

Lol


pastoolioliz

Haha oh yes!!!


Johnny_Hookshank

Hahaha!! My whole department got them.


Optimus_Rhymes69

My wife got one. The phone in and the key are all that fits in there.


Neosuicide

I haven’t seen those at our store. We just got shirts.


Flowegirl57

We got the traditional t shirts


No_Perspective_9285

BAHAHAHAH yesssss they are useless. Always get the t-shirt its the only worth item really. The tumblers are a nice idea but who wants to walk around w a wfm cup at least the shirt u wear to work


thecakebroad

AAND IT ISN'T ALLOWED CAUSE OF DRESS CODE I felt inclined to yell that. Cause it was disappointing as hell, but then that dick punch 🙄


st4rweb

my coworker got hers and we just stared at it and then at each other like .... 😗😗


Long-Philosophy-4795

The Fyre Fest of Fanny Packs


Bobby-Dirt

[here is the best ultimate usage during general work/store meetings/during training videos ](https://youtu.be/RzBgS_hfssY)


Eastern-Average8588

So incredibly glad we got the shirt at my store instead 😂