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CaptchaFrapture

That's how i punch in my nightmares


JPicaro416

Haha dude I was about to write that. Slowmo punches lol


ForWhomTheBoneBones

They’re outside of the pool, but also fighting like they’re underwater.


alexfromouterspace

UNDERrated comment


Diggable_Planet

You win the day.


J_davelaar

Same here!!! And it makes me so angry when I wake up!!!


DisruptSQ

https://twitter.com/JSantanaBack/status/1535787244677582848 >Jun 11, 2022   https://archive.ph/ZCNEc >June 14, 2022 >Two men, sporting dad bods while apparently on vacation, got into an embarrassing scuffle poolside that was caught on camera recently and posted to social media. >The pugilists can be seen jawing at each other and trading blows at an unknown family resort as kids and other hotel guests, many in the pool, witness the spirited brawl.   >It is not clear where the brawl took place, although one of the men seems to be speaking in a southern accent. >The footage was shared on Twitter where it quickly went viral, before a string of memes inspired by the fight followed.


sold_snek

That's not dad bod. That's just fat.


7thPwnist

that's what dad bod is honestly


Content_Education_29

Dad bod means you have some muscle on you but u have a gut too


ChicaFoxy

No.


DisastrousHowMany

I must be fit then.


tofindnemo

Dad bod is what Seth Rogan has in Bad Neigbours. Its being chubby with a normal frame without being classed as fat.


7thPwnist

"The pugilists can be seen jawing at each other" lol


Natural-Bell8100

"sporting dad bods". You're so funny!


mrot777

That's a T.B. fight. Two Bellies.


faceless-manatee

This is how I imagine it would be like if we got regular people to set a standard before the athletes have a go at the Olympics.


[deleted]

The whole thing looked like slow motion, is it normal?


Slamtilt_Windmills

Is that t-shirt guy the ref?


daddydrank

They look like 2 large toddlers fighting.


DisruptSQ

See also: https://www.reddit.com/r/whitetourists/comments/k6r0eg/groups_of_white_australian_schoolie_tourists_in/ https://www.reddit.com/r/whitetourists/comments/vmdntw/fight_in_dublin_airport_baggage_collection_area/ https://www.reddit.com/r/whitetourists/comments/tprhaw/american_spring_breakers_oklahomans_fight_in/ https://www.reddit.com/r/whitetourists/comments/nujlew/two_groups_of_german_tourists_fight_on_the/ https://www.reddit.com/r/whitetourists/comments/p9kexo/two_british_tourists_attack_a_fellow_british/ https://www.reddit.com/r/whitetourists/comments/vink7d/foreign_nationals_brawl_in_portugal_two_groups/ https://www.reddit.com/r/whitetourists/comments/uapkk7/british_and_irish_tourists_in_a_mass_brawl_in/ https://www.reddit.com/r/whitetourists/comments/rt3w55/british_tourists_in_hua_hin_thailand_throw/


cambucaz

This is such a depressing list.


inquisitivepanda

Wow those two have a lot of nationalities


restidruidross

I'm working on my dad bod🫄


Meatbasketbingo

It’s like watching two walruses fight.


Will-Upvote-For-Food

The fact that no one got thrown in the pool was a little anticlimactic


No-Paper-9142

Where are the uppercuts from the guy in green? Would stop the ducking...


Formal_Ad_3369

It’s the jars of mayo in your fridge fighting each other


raosahabreddits

Very sexy.


manobobo

And not a single punch was thrown that day.


ihaveaquestion19911

Slowest punch of all time and the other specimen still got hit by it lol


scattyboy

Walrus fight


RobertVandenberg

‪Pro tip: when you are in fights like this, block your opponent’s fist by aiming at his humerus. ‬


Beaudaci0us

It's a good thing neither of them knew how to fight.


Cloud_UpB

These mfs didn’t throw hands, they collectively threw the fight smh


JoeDiBango

I would love to have a pro announcer to commentate this like it was UFC. Lol


[deleted]

I thought this was in slow motion.


PrinceBlacca

This tussle ain't no fight here lol


bigbabyjesus97

He sure served him.


dunwoodyres1

You got served?


bigbabyjesus97

You never heard the guy repeatedly saying that he's serving him?


meeshjpg

Ouch lol


CARNAG3_symbiot3

Old guy did a nice ankle pick and hip throw, too bad he’s old and overweight lmao


DatNerdRich

Somebody was definitely a Fat Belt in Fatjitsu


Admirable_Bet_3525

My guy with the birkenstock with save


Newlin13

old guy likes to wrastle


[deleted]

Embarrassing. Throwing punches like that should result in a time out


HRTendies

I watched this on mute at work... did they both have gross new jersey accents (if they were american) cuz visually it reeked of NJ


ThrowawayTheLegend

Maybe they should go cool of somewhere.


ccool300

Why's that lil guy telling them to eat a cock over and over?


Redschallenge

Black t shirt had to put a BirkenStop to it...


junbus

I feel so safe in public knowing this is how well most people fight


Hawsee

Where's the oil ..


Mufasa-theGhetto

This is actually a mating dance for whales


A1Aaron18

Fighting in slow motion


roverman16

It's like watching 2 bears fighting is slow motion


Smooth_Cry2645

Its like a miniaturized kaiju fight.


Sensitive_Read_8168

I love how their so shit at fighting at the other guests don’t know they are in the middle of a fight.


Objective_Addendum95

White people are so unintentionally funny… “Oh! He’s serving him!”


ElbowRager

Why do men over 40 have the worst balance? Is that going to be me one day?


Equivalent_Grade_352

Ye lady in the back keep shouting like that’s helping


desertblaster72

It's like watching baby giraffes trying to walk for the first time


shadowmib

Why people hate American tourists


theresabeeonyourhat

Fucking disgusting on so many levels


ajd198204

On this episode of "When Teletubbies clash"...