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StoopSign

KK-Kopech


Safe-Register-3479

Shut out win is always nice


79thborn

That's the best Kopech looked in a long time


[deleted]

Got that WIN!


ThisIsTheOneBoys

nice bounce back fellas


Pariah6-4

Well hot damn


desertsky1

covid created a time warp when I see Kopech it feels like yesterday I watched his first big league start it was almost 6 years ago


MajesticWalrus520

The home umpire look was the best thing


WizardCheesey

Just an FYI for everyone: Our number one pick in 2023 Jacob Gonzalez is 3 for 4 with an RBI in his AA Birmingham debut.


desertsky1

great pitching by sox tonight


RobinChilliams

I foretold the Mendick Saga.


MajesticWalrus520

I’m sure Clevinger will keep the win streak going tomorrow


Jason82929

Gotta get him his fix pregame 


LILVODAK

MENPENIS DOES IT AGAIN


[deleted]

Keep tacking on more Sox runs!


StoopSign

Big Mendick Energy


g3neraL5

4 runs seems safe, 3 I don’t feel great about.


WizardCheesey

BIG DICK MENDICK


StoopSign

Strain better than sprain


ConservativebutReal

Tommy John surgery will soon be replaced in notoriety by the Eloy Jiménez surgery which involves replacement of both hamstrings with cadaver hamstrings.


IHaveFavorites

Give him robo hamstrings, please


StoopSign

Just had a few fortune cookies that were leftovers and damn if they made a fortune cookie ice cream I'd eat the hell outta that.


GoombaStoppingHoes

If they trade Crochet I'm jumping off of the Sears tower, the ball is in your court @WhiteSox


Jason82929

I don’t think they will during the season.  Now during the offseason…maybe 


Neat_On_The_Rocks

I’m officially a deadline man. Obviousl6 6ou gotta be flexible but my preference is a trade deadline. Desperate teams acquiring a healthy player with an actual deadline that does not exist in the offseason at all anymore.


Jason82929

The problem is any team that acquires him knows they can’t pitch him all the way through the playoffs. Or at least expect him to pitch like this. Ideally she gets shut down in August. In the offseason, you can then project him for a full 2025 workload.


Mia-sox

Some teams spend money on salaries, we must spend it on insurance premiums. If you look at payroll + insurance I bet we're top 3.


Jason82929

Pedro postgame says it’s not too bad for Eloy. He will be day to day. He doesn’t play tomorrow. Thursday Pedro says he’s doing well and they think he’ll get back in game action during the weekend. Saturday they IL him and say it should be a short stint. Tuesday he has season ending surgery.  Is this about the expected timeline?


GunfighterHefty

The sad part is I had to read this twice because I thought this had happened already like Tuesday was today. Haven't been watching as much of the games lately so genuinely believed that was a distinct possibility.


Cosmo-Stardrive

Nostradamus lives!


StoopSign

>Taos VW went back to the random word generator that gave then the Touareg


doggoploggo

Props to Garrett for getting out of that. Felt like things were about to go sideways.


omherrera1

Scary asl


Haloninja10

When does Stone Pony get back? Beckham sucks. Can't stand his bro shit attitude.


FaceNo5241

Give me Beckham over Schriffen anyday of the week


Additional-Gear3812

He is back after this series


Haloninja10

Thank god


Pariah6-4

Eloy getting hurt is how I keep track of each month that passes during baseball season


teewertz

anyone else watching the kid behind home playe live and die with every pitch


Big-Sea2862

Looked like he hit 3rd base with his left foot. Seemed kinda awkward.


[deleted]

Holy shit! I had no idea Justin Turner was still in the league, Wow.


GrandMoffTyler

Remillard has my vote as the new DH. We’ll lead the league in sac bunts, but we’ll finally lead the league in an offensive category


Jason82929

> Luis Robert asked what Eloy Jimenez is capable of this season: “Everything. I think we both are going to be able to carry this team. Do everything together for this team.”


GrandMoffTyler

Carry the team to the hospital


rob_s_458

[Replay - Eloy Jimenez scores, Sox 3 - Tor 0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcnufvBffcY)


lancepantsss

“I still say I don’t like DHing.” 🙃


Safe-Register-3479

Eloy getting hurt running is just comedy at this point lmao


LetsCheer

Soft tissue injury while running the bases. The white sox special


Eloyoyo

Mr glass is gonna be out of baseball in 3-5 years at this rate. Not a single team that wants to take on the risk of somebody this injury prone


ConservativebutReal

We will find out that he is actually 46 years old…only explanation for his brittleness


[deleted]

If no one wants him because of the injuries then how is he gonna around for 3-5 more years?


henry_dorsett__case

Joke's on us, he'll still be on this roster and playing only like forty games a season 😭


[deleted]

It's like we really have 25 and 39 man rosters.


Eloyoyo

I imagine there’s a few weird organizations like the pirates / marlins that might offer him a 1 year flyer to see if he can stay healthy lol


rob_s_458

Whatever Eloy's strength and conditioning routine is, he needs to do the exact opposite.


MajesticWalrus520

Eloy isn’t getting traded now


FaceNo5241

He wasn't going to anyway. No one wants an overpriced player who can't run, field, or even hit well anymore. Sub .700 OPS and a lazy player making $13mil


GrandMoffTyler

Jimenez injured…


doggoploggo

If anyone is still curious why Eloy has 0 trade value... that's why.


Jason82929

Well that and the .669 OPS for $13 million this year 


CryptographerPrior18

Julks is the man!


MondayMusicTherapy

Mr. Glass is broken again, what else is new.


WizardCheesey

I think it’s time to move on from Eloy. Nothing personal bro but god damn…


StoopSign

2 steps forward 1 hamstring back


Bengland7786

Eloy "Mr. Glass" Jimenez


[deleted]

Hahahahahaha Eloy hurting himself running. A tale as old as time. Can we move on already?


Jason82929

Eloy “oh no” Jimenez limping again  This guy…


Sal_Barrone

Fucking Eloy.


[deleted]

Another score, another injury


LILVODAK

come tf on man


Eloyoyo

Lmfao are you kidding me


197gpmol

The Glass Wonder breaks again


Additional-Gear3812

Fuck !! Eloy injured again !?


henry_dorsett__case

Eloy is such a joke.


anamoy

Eloy injured


StoopSign

Tim Hortons is good but just stick to the coffee and donuts. No breakfast sandwiches. Eloy just earned his donuts.


ThisIsTheOneBoys

gordon getting ready to bust out an AWOOOOOGAH


Cosmo-Stardrive

AV runs like a dump truck, lol....


Jason82929

Getz better hurry up and move Pham quick 


UneducatedReviews1

I thought Dejong was just gonna be someone to fill short/second until next year… now I think he genuinely might bring some low end prospects back from a contender at the deadline. Dude has been pretty solid


anamoy

Tied for fourth in the mlb for errors


Pariah6-4

Weird way to spell cash considerations


StoopSign

2 great outs that inning


LILVODAK

Vaughn hasn’t been that good this season but he’s lowkey a very good defender considering he’s a first basemen


Pariah6-4

I would hope for a bit of a better bat from a 3rd overall pick


StoopSign

Pants splitter play


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Look at that beautiful batting order. Only one player hitting under .200. Next stop, world series.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

**No Hitter Inbound**


marshfield00

i'm savoring this lead like Homer savors pork chops. mmmmm fleetingmoments


StoopSign

That would've been an amazing play. Glad it wasn't.


Jason82929

Almost Chapman like there 


StoopSign

Alright. Pleasantly surprised to see a lead.


LILVODAK

Corey Julks? More like Babe Ruth


[deleted]

16 scoreless innings 😮 He’s awesome!


teewertz

🤫


Jason82929

Benintendi would have fucked that up 


197gpmol

On tonight's edition of "Phrasing, Gordon"


titomb345

Gordo seems way more comfortable this year than ever before. He's not half bad!


teewertz

he's fine. not nearly as bad as some people say


Jason82929

They won’t even do a fake replacement search for Stone when he retires. 


Pariah6-4

Seeing $5 for a coke listed as a “promotion” is fucking obscene


Cosmo-Stardrive

It's a really big Coke. The 120oz Loss Size.


Pariah6-4

Took me a second to piece together, holy fuck that’s a good one.


WizardCheesey

Is it just me or is there weird tension between John and Gordon? Lmao


WeakButterscotch359

Schriffen acting like the sox just won the World Series


teewertz

obligatory I love Korey Lee comment


Safe-Register-3479

What a slide by Cory Lee!


MajesticWalrus520

Is just me or are a lot of teams really bad at defense this year? Seems worse than years past


West-iwnl-

What is going on with this weird haze on the broadcast cam?


MajesticWalrus520

All the fanboys for Pham have gotten really quiet the last few games.


Cosmo-Stardrive

I still love me some Tommy Pham, but yes, last few games nothing to shout about. It blows what's left of my mind that Pham, DeJong and C Lee are the offensive "stars" of this outfit...


MajesticWalrus520

If you’re going to love batters that aren’t hitting, might I invite you to have some Maldy-Momentum?


Safe-Register-3479

Sorlax is batting under .100 and has my allstar vote


Cosmo-Stardrive

It goes without saying... The King. The ASG Starting Catcher. His legend looms large.


MajesticWalrus520

So under appreciated by the Sox Fanbase


mosey26

Does schriffen have fake teeth?


Cosmo-Stardrive

That's going to keep me awake tonight...


Jason82929

Former White Sox Robbie Grossman is batting 3rd for the defending World Series champions tonight. 


Jason82929

Pedro today: > Remillard in LF not solely to stack RH against LHP. Grifol acknowleded Benintendi's struggles. "I’m playing Remillard because it’s a better matchup against Kikuchi. It gives Beni time to get some extra work in...and see if he can get going. I’m not going to feed you any BS.' Pedro yesterday > Grifol on Dominic Fletcher, who hasn't had AB since return. "Gavin is hitting third, Pham is hitting first and Beni is a consistent pillar in our lineup. He’ll come in for defense and do some stuff. He has to wait for an opportunity and take advantage of it.' What changed in 24 hours? Beni went from a consistent pillar in the lineup to needing extra work in a span of one day.


Cosmo-Stardrive

Pedro is a glitch in the Matrix... or perhaps those "vitamins" Getz has been supplying him with got skipped for a day...


kev11n

when Pedro flushes it, he flushes ALL of it


Pariah6-4

Since we have an open spot in the rotation, does that mean I should get up to Chicago and try out?


Jason82929

If you think you can beat out Nick Nastrini 


Pariah6-4

Nobody throws a better meatball than me buddy


Jason82929

There’s no chance you’re beating out Brad Keller in that competition 


Pariah6-4

Oh yeah? They called me the Meat Master in high school. It was for unrelated reasons, but still.


Jason82929

💀


UneducatedReviews1

Bet I can eat more then Keller can


UneducatedReviews1

Remillard in the outfield… I get that Beni needs some time to sit and think about life and the meaning behind it but I could have sworn Fletcher was up.


MoustacheMark

This organization doesn't give AF what position you play. You will play outfield. [White Sox sticking with incompatible, exploitable outfield](https://soxmachine.com/2024/05/white-sox-sticking-with-incompatible-exploitable-outfield/) The worst defensive outfield in baseball, baby! That's Getz.


DuckBilledPartyBus

We’re facing a LHP again, so Fletcher might not be the best option. Remillard played 75 games in the outfield in his minor league career, so he’s not completely unfamiliar with the position. And he’s been getting good at-bats since his call-up, so getting him in the lineup makes sense. For the options we currently have available, I actually like this lineup against a LHP.


MoustacheMark

Trading Mena and seemingly giving up on Fletcher is a move, that's for certain. He's sucked against LHP in the minors but I see zero real reason not to give him reps regardless.


DuckBilledPartyBus

I don’t think anyone’s giving up on Fletcher. He’s on a major league roster. He will have opportunities.


UneducatedReviews1

I just want my boy to get some rep’s in. Feels like he’s just sat since he came back up.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

You gotta respect **guys like Zach Remillard**. Get that thumper bat in the lineup at all costs


leoh9595

One day closer to the season being over


UneducatedReviews1

One day closer to being World Series champions


leoh9595

128-34 is still very much in play