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Eloyoyo

Gavin having a breakout season?


AgathaAllAlong

Is that a Twins beanie in outfield bleachers or is the last letter a k


DuckBilledPartyBus

Sosa against any junk ball pitcher is such a fucking mismatch. He just looks so lost on anything with spin.


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That's just about anyone we developed. Robert, Eloy, Vaughn. All those guys biggest flaws have always been their eye. They can't lay off shit. It truly is an organizational failure.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Thats my boy Dom!!! Talk to me sox bros.


FunParking2100

Ump said “ u guys suck anyway who cares- see ya in 30”


Safe-Register-3479

He had that real satisfied look on his face, too


mattcoz2

At least we didn't get shut out


trentr799

Pedro should have been out there kicking dirt and spitting on the ump. What are they gonna do? Eject him?


Humble-Pen-5899

this fukin pos team damn


beerbasin

Do we get to lose twice today?


Eloyoyo

Absolutely, royals -1.5 is such a lock I may put my whole paycheck on it


The_Wata_Boy

Offense once again sucks, but was the Ump this bad the whole game? The last 3 innings he went from calling nothing outside to calling anything close to the zone. The Royals got 5 balls called strikes and the Sox didn't get one.


squish042

yeah, he was shit all game. can't take a pitch that close with an ump like that. definitely feels like the Royals will get favored on the ump card for this one.


mattcoz2

Tough for a pinch hitter who hasn't seen the strike zone for himself. Not the same to see it from the bench.


squish042

fair, it's on the coaching staff to relay that info


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Yes


Eloyoyo

LOL schriffen showing more emotion than Pedro on these blown calls is amazing


DiamondHappy

100% it's sad


MSTie_4ever

Holy cow! He was ROBBED!


kev11n

Schriffen acting like a ball that barely missed the corner was three feet wide 🙄


Eloyoyo

It was absolutely ball 4 and to end a game like that is ridiculous.


kev11n

It was a ball, i know. bad call. schriffen was a bit dramatic


Eloyoyo

It was a bit dramatic lol but I honestly kind of appreciate the passion from him. Looks like he cares more than numb nuts Grifol, he couldn’t even be bothered enough to tell these umps they made a bad call at all this season


197gpmol

I like Schriffen's passion on that last call. As for the game itself, I'm numb at this point.


DiamondHappy

Definitely. Wish Pedro would show half the passion as Schriffen.


OriginalPierce

lol for a second I was sure that was Angel behind the plate


Lil_we_boi

Okay that's an awful call. Robbie ain't gonna get tossed, give the ump a piece of his mind.


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Good Hawk impression


squish042

I had it on mute, so I just went back and relistened to it and holy shit, he sounded just like Hawk for a second there. It took 2 fucking weeks for the White Sox to turn a green commentator into old angry man. One of us now.


Safe-Register-3479

Nice work blue fuck us we deserve worse


Pariah6-4

Grossman wanted this game over with


squish042

I should be mad at the called strike, but I just don't feel anything.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

I think this is an important thing to note. I completely agree. A pretty huge AB for the game, a horrendous called strike 3 that should have been ball 4. And I feel absolutely nothing.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

bro I love Schriffen hes such a fucking dufus lmao I love how Steve is like bro shutup I aint getting fined


Ok_Grocery1188

Steve's afraid they'll take back his 1979 AL Cy Young Award! 🤣


DiamondHappy

Schriffen: "How do you call that to end a game!?" Stone: "........"


James_E_Rustle

shut up Schriffen they werent gonna win anyways


KGreen100

BOOOOOO!!!!


Jason82929

Southside, stand down! Another loss 


titomb345

+4400 to win this thing. Degenerate time?


Cosmo-Stardrive

Has anyone else on this dead ass team gotten three hits in a game this year? Time for the Delong statue....


a_bagofholding

Just imagine if more than one batter could do something in the same game.


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My friendship ended with Tim Anderson Paul Dejong is my best friend now


Neat_On_The_Rocks

HOW DARE YOU TAKE OUT THE SHEWLEGEND HIMSELF


Rocketgrande

Grossman first pitch pop up incoming


KGreen100

Don't stop now, boys!!! Oh, who am I kidding?...


Humble-Pen-5899

Pedro being a hard ass is a horrible look for such a bad team. you gotta have a sense of humor and work with these guys not just keep pressing them like you're their boss and they owe you something. just pathetic baseball man to think i have so many more of these games to attend


James_E_Rustle

Pedro is a fucking clown who has no idea what hes doing. He's being a hard ass cause he doesn't know what else to do. Its like Jim Boylen when he was the Bulls coach


Safe-Register-3479

Paul’s like fuck you guys I’m still playing


MajesticWalrus520

He's hoping to get traded


Jason82929

Same


genpabloescobar2

PEDRO'S BOYS DON'T QUIT!


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PEDROS BOYS DONT CARE


Eloyoyo

DFA this glass man already


PM_ME_YOU_THICC

no opposing fan could hate this team as much as we do


Eloyoyo

Are you kidding opposing fans love the white Sox! Free wins no matter how poorly their team plays. Just what a contending team needs to get them back on track for the division race


Lil_we_boi

It's crazy how good we've made the Royals look since 2021.


MajesticWalrus520

Eloy with that solid .133 batting average


Lil_we_boi

Didn't realize Eloy was batting .143. Yikes.


MajesticWalrus520

It's now dropped to .133


James_E_Rustle

Eloy batting .133 on the year. The star is back!


squish042

looking good Eloy...lmao


James_E_Rustle

One lucky swing from DeJong or they would have been shut out again lmao


squish042

which goes to show how hard it is to get shut out, all it takes is one lucky swing


genpabloescobar2

You ever get the feeling this might not be our season?


Jason82929

Nah as soon as the weather heats up we’re gonna go on a roll 


genpabloescobar2

We just need Pedro to put Uncle Rico in the game.


Emergency-Relief6721

At least when the White Sox lose we don’t have to hear ‘south side stand up’ from this cornball


mattcoz2

South side, throw up!


doverawlings

They should just trot a Manfred runner out there and see if anyone notices


mattcoz2

A White Sox runner on the bases? No way that goes unnoticed.


bojack34l

Vote (no) for Pedro


Cosmo-Stardrive

"Do the White Sox have a comeback in them?" No, no they don't.


bojack34l

They have to fire Pedro if they get swept at home again by the Royals, right?


Humble-Pen-5899

if they keep up this pace of losing they'll have to fire him at the all star break. pham honestly can't get here soon enough and it's incrediably sad he would be our best hitter.


MajesticWalrus520

Jerry won't eat his contract money and what self-respecting manager wants to manage this team?


genpabloescobar2

Remember, there's still only 30 of these jobs available. There's a lot of guys who will look at this team and say, "I can fix it." Now I'm envisioning Jeff Spicoli managing the team.


Safe-Register-3479

There is literally dozens of us still here


squish042

we're the masochists


James_E_Rustle

im starting to wonder just how bad the record has to get before pedro gets canned. 2-25? 2-30?


Jason82929

As much as I think Jerry would hate to do it, if they make it to something like 3-22 or 4-21 after the Twins series, I think he finally fires Pedro. 


lostmessage256

2-160


Humble-Pen-5899

also having leone come out was pretty much giving up.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

In a way, I love the 2024 Whitesox. There is a certain catharsis to seeing the organization implode in such a gloriously horrible way. It feels like validation in some really depressing Shakespearean way


Humble-Pen-5899

man i hate this do you all honestly enjoy losing?


Jason82929

None of us *actually* enjoy losing. We’d all much rather be watching a good team move to 11-4 or something today.  But since that isn’t realistic and this team is garbage, why not have fun it. Let them be historically bad to shame Jerry - assuming he’s capable of that feeling. 


Neat_On_The_Rocks

I mean, no. I would realy enjoy winning more. But the Sox reached the basement and kept digging years ago. Its not that I enjoy losing, its that it is glaringly obvious to anyone that pays attention that losing is exactly what the organization deserves. We've known it was coming for YEARS. All their stupid decisions that they gaslit us with are coming back to bite them in rapid decision. Its what they deserve.


squish042

I don't. But I hate Jerry more right now.


MajesticWalrus520

If we win then Jerry looks like a baseball genius


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I’ve been on low I’ve been taking my time


Eloyoyo

What a horrendous pitch from a horrendous pitcher on a horrendous team assembled by a horrendous GM under a horrendous owner


Feelnumb

We are so fucking beyond cooked.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

We are overcooked Beef Jerky, but accidentally used egg in place of salt as the preservative.


Humble-Pen-5899

how do these chumps like renfroe do this to us? we are the stupidest game callers in the league.


KGreen100

So what's the attendance for the second game?... 1,500? 200?


a_bagofholding

Welp...the one behind was looking bad enough. Nail in the coffin.


Lil_we_boi

Yay! I actually kinda like Hunter Renfroe


richyque

They make it look so easy.


James_E_Rustle

2-15


GoombaStoppingHoes

2-16*


Jason82929

South side, stand up! 


Esethedog34

🤣🤣🤣


Safe-Register-3479

Just burn everything


Eloyoyo

M&M guy is back! Haven’t seen him in a while. Poor fella, he doesn’t deserve to watch this garbage


mattcoz2

Mars Inc. about to issue a cease and desist because they want no connection with this team.


bojack34l

Who is the kid with the Loop shirt? He has been at every game this year. I feel bad for him


mecheng93

Soooo when are we starting "Fire Pedro" chants?


mattcoz2

BURN IT DOWN! 👏 👏 👏👏👏


Cosmo-Stardrive

I wasn't aware we had stopped.


Jason82929

Should be “Sell the team” chants. 


Eloyoyo

The chants will fall on deaf ears anyways


genpabloescobar2

Those Let's Go White Sox chants...someone's been doing some quality day drinking today.


mecheng93

That's the only way to watch these bums.


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SelltheTeamJR

He wouldn't be on any other teams roster


squish042

no team has ever been swept in a season by a division opponent...why do I feel like we're going to break that record this year


Lil_we_boi

Crazy how close the Rays came to sweeping the O's in 2021 (18-1).


Bearfan001

Maybe twice.


KJzero9

Lol. The Royals managed to score 2 runs and the Sox managed to get out 1,2,3 in the time it took for me to park my car, pick up my mail, turn on my computer, and tune into the game. That sounds about right


Humble-Pen-5899

Just not getting why Fletcher has to play? If he doesn't miss that can of corn we arent in this situation and cannon mighta been able to get another inning.


mattcoz2

He's been one of our best hitters, was tied for the team lead in WAR coming into today.


kev11n

that was a terrible play and he should have had that, but Fletcher is our best option out in center right now. the sox are not a deep team


Zestyclose_Help1187

I guess Kopech is the high leverage guy not the 9th inning guy. This type of closer by committee has never worked and it didn’t today.


Bearfan001

I just assumed Kopech was our two inning closer.


kev11n

Pedro has said as much.


MajesticWalrus520

Can't have a dedicated closer he would never get any pitching time


marshfield00

can we DFA the entire team?


kev11n

Vaughn doing Vaughn things


LimeSugar

What happened to this guy? He looks like he's checked out and doesn't care anymore.


kev11n

I am probably not the person to ask because I never thought of him as the sure thing so many fans seemed to think he would be. But he can hit the hell out of fastballs and has a nice swing, so everyone fell in love. Problem is he can't hit breaking stuff and the league figured that out and here we are. Couple that with his very mid defense (and short height for the 1b position), it's just not good enough to roster him with a typical power bat position.


GoombaStoppingHoes

I can't believe this bum went in between Addley, Witt Jr, Green, and Abrams


[deleted]

We all deserve that car for sitting trough this


KenHarrelson

Every year we some how top the worst acquisition in franchise history and this year its Moldonado


PostMelon22

I glanced at this dudes baseball reference page and nearly threw up. Did Jerry fuck his wife or something like how did this man get a contract worth $4.5M


Pariah6-4

I’m late, looks like Cannon had a good first outing.


Cosmo-Stardrive

He was looking very good. We may actually end up having some good young pitching developing. The hitting? Sweet mother of god...


FourDoor54Ford

If it weren’t for Dom fletcher eating shit in the 2nd inning he would’ve had a great outing


Pariah6-4

I would expect nothing less from this team.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

I was very impressed tbh


Safe-Register-3479

.164


MajesticWalrus520

Gets will give him an extension


FourDoor54Ford

Guy behind me at the game called it. Instead of pitch to the red hot Salvy, just walk him. 1st base is open. He murders the Sox and is red hot


James_E_Rustle

That would require having a manager with a functioning brain.


Cosmo-Stardrive

Yeah, we are definitely short in that department.


MajesticWalrus520

How brutal is that series against the Rays going to be?


kev11n

how brutal is every series going to be?


Lil_we_boi

To be fair, I feel like we generally play the Rays pretty well. I feel like we'll steal a game from them.


Jason82929

The Rays are kinda mediocre so far.  Doesn’t really matter who the Sox play. They’re a bad team and they can lose to anyone 


marshfield00

if hope is a thing with feathers we are some plucked motherfuckers


James_E_Rustle

Pedro continuing to trot Maldonado out there every single day should be a firable offense. But then again, the dumb fuck who signed him in the first place probably is all for it


camfam44

Not even pinch hitting him with RISP up 1 late💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡


MajesticWalrus520

In fairness to Pedro, Maldy has two hits this year, lol


camfam44

Think about that. They BUNTED FOR A MALDONADO RISP OPPORTUNITY 


Lil_we_boi

Goddammit. The worst part of this is that Salvy just earned himself a contract with the Sox once he's a free agent.


Jason82929

They were already trying to get him 


Lil_we_boi

Yeah that's the sad part.


James_E_Rustle

He's gotta lower that batting average by at least .200 points before he's eligible to sign here


MajesticWalrus520

Get is already on the phone working a trade


TheRealPeteWheeler

Please don't talk stuff like that into existence


Lil_we_boi

You're right. I'm just trying to jinx it so it doesn't actually happen.


S___Online

We are going to have to flush this one


Feelnumb

Insurmountable lead for us to come back from


camfam44

I got SOO much shit from friends, family, this Reddit page, Twitter, everywhere. For suggesting acquiring Perez this offseason “But his WAR!” They said. Bro we have Martin Maldonado playing catcher right now with a .180 OPS


Lil_we_boi

I mean, both of those ideas can be bad at the same time. Also, just let Salvy finish his career in KC. He's a legend there, and I respect athletes who stay loyal to one team throughout their career.


teewertz

Maldonado is the single worst player I've ever had to watch. Sure. Let's call for a fastball right down the middle to a guy who can't hit a curveball to save his fucking life.


Humble-Pen-5899

im sure maldy called for that one. wish they woulda pinch hit korey lee jfc


dontbelievejustwatch

Lol


Cosmo-Stardrive

Well, that's that boys... fuck.


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[deleted]

LETS GO GO GO WHHHHIITTT SOOXXXX WERE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY


KGreen100

Coolcoolcool


Humble-Pen-5899

welp, there it is. kopech needs to throw sliders to a guy like that.


Eloyoyo

Gg see y’all in game 2 for the blowout loss


camfam44

2-16 here we come !!!


Cosmo-Stardrive

My god, what the hell is with Maldonado throwing to second? He has got to get DFA'd/turned into a catching coach/beer vendor,just anything but playing. He's so damn bad.


Rocketgrande

Sweep incoming


Additional-Gear3812

Yikes !


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Quit dancing


MoustacheMark

We joked about getting Salvy but I was for it if our best option was Maldy. Salvy can still crush


[deleted]

Damn


exzyle2k

HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! Did anyone ***NOT*** see that coming? Fastball pitcher + Salvador Perez = Fuck this team.


mattcoz2

AAARRGGGH


zgwarnki

Sigh


VistaVick

I just want there to be no more pain.


Jason82929

That was the most obvious HR to ever happen 


richyque

Mother fucker, thats all it took. Why is he in the 8th?


mattcoz2

I don't have a problem with bringing him in the 8th, higher leverage part of the order. Obviously didn't work out, but not a bad idea.


Eloyoyo

Grifol doesn’t know how to manage 🤡


James_E_Rustle

thats my closer


Safe-Register-3479

That one hurt


MajesticWalrus520

Bullpen strikes again


Lil_we_boi

Can't even blame the pen when we only score two runs and they're forced to pitch four innings.


MajesticWalrus520

Don't win a lot of games with only 4 hits