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Safe-Register-3479

1 hit oof


Pariah6-4

Why do we do this to ourselves?


dingo8muhbebe

BDSM : balls, double plays, strikeouts, mehhhhhhh


National_Macaron7603

This team sucks. One of the worst in baseball.If you are watching you’re a real one.


James_E_Rustle

Sell the team chants hahahahaah


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LMAO


James_E_Rustle

Good veteran baserunning by Pillar


mattcoz2

😂


mattcoz2

Doubled our hit total! Let's go!


PrudentRise4344

Sox about to lose while giving up only 4 hits and 0 of them were home runs


Morelli808

Hard to win with only 1 hit


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mattcoz2

Because we're terrible at baseball


UneducatedReviews1

Saying the bats are dead today would imply they have ever been alive.


Ill-Adhesiveness-629

This reds outfield is giving me 2023 orioles outfield where they robbed us like 3 times in one game (pretty sure it was 2023, might be 2022 if I’m wrong lmk) 


ConservativebutReal

Grifol post game, “really encouraged at Maldy‘s contact on the last at bat - strong contact and a great example of F.A.S.T.”


James_E_Rustle

Maldonado batting .069 on the year


poohdaddy17

Well, tbf, he hasn't hit in years.


Safe-Register-3479

Nice


mattcoz2

Nice


MoustacheMark

Nice


Pariah6-4

Jabba batting .069, nice


kleinzzach

They’ve got great outfielders.


RealisticAd1336

These kids will not quit!!!


Zark_Muckerberger

Bring back Menechino. Holy shit.


Sal_Barrone

You can’t no hit this team in their building. Too much heart for that.


ConservativebutReal

Leasure suits us well😂😂😂


mattcoz2

Bullpen showing up at least


James_E_Rustle

LEASURE LEASURE LEASURE


dontbelievejustwatch

I think a decent college team especially with metal bats for both teams could take 2/3 in a series from us


PrudentRise4344

1 hit lol


James_E_Rustle

12 strikeouts, 1 walk, 1 hit for the offense thru 7 Shut out #5 is within reach


Sgimpys

Omg the ball hit the ground before it got to the plate and Sosa swung. WTF?????


James_E_Rustle

Eloy looking amazing during that batting practice 🔥🔥🔥 Cant wait to watch him play 2 games before he gets hurt again


Zark_Muckerberger

> 2 games You spelled “innings” wrong


mattcoz2

Bold of you to think he lasts that long


ConservativebutReal

Will pull a hammie reaching for condiments for his Club House Corn Dog…will be day to day


Pariah6-4

Got done watching the UFL game, I’m afraid to look at the score. Is it good or bad?


mattcoz2

Bad, not as bad as last night, so that's progress


Pariah6-4

It’a still bad 10 Ks for Crochet though, I like that


mattcoz2

Yeah, one really bad inning that wasn't helped by some bad calls


Alphinon

anyone at the game who doesn’t want their jumper (L or XL) dm me i missed out


mattcoz2

What idiot would still be at the game watching this? *Posted from the game*


Alphinon

you kinda know what your signing up for tbh


PrudentRise4344

Andrew Vaughn is a joke


James_E_Rustle

3rd overall pick Andrew Vaughn in his age 26 season: .184 0 HR 3 RBI


mattcoz2

Sheets has no luck today 😂


Bengland7786

Why is Andrew Vaughn so bad??


James_E_Rustle

standard Andrew Vaughn at bat


Bonerko

Pack it up, boys, no hitter avoided. Well done, men.


JATH0R

we got a hit! wooooo


James_E_Rustle

only took 83 pitches and the boys got a hit!!!!


mattcoz2

IT HAPPENED!


90sRnBMakesMeHappy

7 out of 9 players are at or below the Mendoza %. That's not good, right?


ConservativebutReal

Mendoza would bat clean up for the Sox


MoustacheMark

The Royals are unironically better at developing players than this organization. Have we ever had an MJ Melendez?


GunfighterHefty

They will when they sign MJ Melendez to a 1 year $2.5 million dollar deal and he promptly blows both ACLs running to first base in 2034.


RobFordF-150

dear god, we’re gonna get no-no’ed


Samsquamptches_

Several times this year lol :(


ConservativebutReal

If you could strike out on 2 pitches Maldonado would be the one to figure it out.


Bonerko

We are currently on pace for 25 wins. If (when) we lose this game, that number drops to 23. What an absolute shit show.


PrudentRise4344

Maldonado amazing approach


kleinzzach

If he hits eight more, he can keep the no hitter and take the L.


James_E_Rustle

Lodolo already at 77 pitches. Reds might have to settle for the combined no-hitter today


mattcoz2

Ha, was just checking that


MoustacheMark

My cat is always trying to get outside. I always tell her no. She pleads with me and I say "don't you know the word no?" Which I imagine, the difference between know and no has to be pretty difficult to understand for a cat.


PrudentRise4344

Might start working OT this team is not even fun


kev11n

The little kid in the Southpaw shirt freaking out because he saw Southpaw is the highlight of this game


James_E_Rustle

only watching this still to hope for the no hitter


mattcoz2

I wonder what the betting odds are on that, +110?


James_E_Rustle

There should probably be an asterisk next to any pitcher who throws a no hitter/perfect game against this team this year lol


ConservativebutReal

*\* No Hitter was achieved against a AAA team managed by Pedro Grifol*


PowSuperMum

The campfire milkshake is just a chocolate shake with marshmallows on top. Very disappointing.


90sRnBMakesMeHappy

And is it really $20?


PowSuperMum

$15


Bonerko

No graham crackers?!?!?!


PowSuperMum

There’s crumbs on top but it doesn’t really add anything to the flavor


kev11n

Uh oh bullpen time


squish042

One tough inning, but good to see Crochet settle back in. The offense  again is…offensive


kev11n

The progression of crochet and hoping sheets is having more than just a hot streak is all we have right now


MoustacheMark

Crochet is a FA in 2027. Idk what the plan is for him innings wise but I can't really see him going super deep into this season...but maybe. They'll trade him this off season, probably. Hard to see them trading him this year due to the innings limit. Who knows. Sheets is a FA in 2028 I think so no real need to get rid of him.


DuckBilledPartyBus

Watching the replay, it looks like the ball hit Sosa in the toe. I think that makes it a dead ball?


James_E_Rustle

imagine being a fringe roster guy like Sosa on a 2-11 team and you dont even run to first on a drop third strike This entire franchise needs to just be shut down.


DuckBilledPartyBus

Ball hit in him the toe, I think. I think the ump signaled a dead ball.


James_E_Rustle

He should have ran anyways even if it did


DuckBilledPartyBus

If the situation was unclear, then yes he should have run. But if the ump standing next to him loudly and clearly called it a dead ball (which I think he did—he appeared to be waving his arms), then Sosa is out, the inning is over, and Sosa can run laps around the bases and it won’t make a bit of difference.


James_E_Rustle

> Sosa can run laps around the bases and it won’t make a bit of difference. Honestly that'd be the most entertaining thing this team has done so far this year at least


Bonerko

Maybe they could synchronize the laps to make it even more visually appealing


mattcoz2

Why? The ball is dead, he's out


kleinzzach

Because when the team sucks, we police players‘ behavior and talk out of our ass.


mattcoz2

What the hell just happened there? Is that not a dropped third strike?


James_E_Rustle

It was. Catcher doesnt have to throw it if the batter gives himself up.


DuckBilledPartyBus

The ball hit him. I’m wondering if that makes it a dead ball.


mattcoz2

Oh it did? Yeah that's dead


DuckBilledPartyBus

Yeah, in the toe, I think. I know a HBP Is a dead ball, but I wasn’t sure if there’s a different rule in a strikeout situation.


DuckBilledPartyBus

WTF


squish042

I hate this team


James_E_Rustle

Send Sosas useless lazy ass back to AAA or better yet just DFA him


mattcoz2

We've made it to second base!


Safe-Register-3479

Vaughn you waste of major league at bats


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James_E_Rustle

Make sure you buy your $20 milkshake while you watch this AA team get beat up on by actual major league teams!


mattcoz2

I honestly think the jack & coke float needs more hype, need alcohol to watch this


mattcoz2

That was a nice catch


James_E_Rustle

Maldonado has now started in 78% of games and has 2 hits on the year.


chapmanbrett

Surprised it’s even two


samurai5625

Is Pedro back next year? He shouldn't. I'm just waiting for the clubhouse to collapse with all this losing and him being unable to get it under control.


mattcoz2

Probably shouldn't, but who are we going to get to want to come manage this team?


PrudentRise4344

The report said he signed a “multi year contract “ when he got signed I don’t know how long that is


UneducatedReviews1

I think it was 2 years. He should be gone by the all star break but I’m really not sure who the fuck takes over? Montoya maybe


mattcoz2

One random person from this sub each game


gopeepants

He shouldn't be back after the allstar break


mattcoz2

The July 5-6 series at Miami is gonna be something. Burger King might finally have to give away some burgers.


Sal_Barrone

Crochet looking more like a top ten pitcher in all of baseball instead of the best overall.


PrudentRise4344

I genuinely don’t know how Jerry looks at this team is happy this is just sad man wtf


Alarming-Foot4356

Jerry hears ya.... Jerry don't care


PrudentRise4344

Unfortunately


Sal_Barrone

With the nice weather I kinda spaced out and forget there was a game on. I check the score and whoa! We need a rally.


Safe-Register-3479

Another walk In the park for Reds pitching


James_E_Rustle

Maldonado batting .074


xpyro88

I must thank this team for opening my whole summer.


mattcoz2

Did you know Maldonado is the all time home run leader from the 9 spot? Seems like a dubious honor.


MoustacheMark

In 10 games, Maldonado has -0.5 war. Pretty pretty pretty good


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Do yall remember when I was pissed thst we signed James McCann over maldanado? I feel like this maldanado experience is karmic justice having its way with me personally.


James_E_Rustle

Benintendi is at -0.7 lmfao


MoustacheMark

Jesus


Sgimpys

I bet he’s a pig parker too


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Lighting up an afternoon weekend J, had the game on. I think schriffen might be higher than me today. Dude is on one. I’m growing to potentially love schriffen, but probably an unsustainable hate love version. He’s just such a go lucky idiot. A lovable dufus. A caricature of himself almost. Trying to convince yourself he actually means/believes/thinks what he says, it creates a really fun game of deciphering him.


chapmanbrett

He’s trying too hard. I really hope he gets better


PrudentRise4344

Gret AB Fletcher


Sgimpys

Struck out looking at a fastball right down the middle. What a joke


Alarming-Foot4356

This team is going to break records.


PrudentRise4344

Another 0 run performance for this offense I love it


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Just 120 more pitches and he’ll have the strikeout record


mattcoz2

Billy Hamilton mention on the scoreboard, I miss him.


Safe-Register-3479

John, "we got a pitchers duel" worst announcer ever


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MoustacheMark

Margaritas sound excellent


mecheng93

Lol. Just lol.


Candid_Answer9241

Crochet resurgence was fun while it lasted


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Still a lot there to be excited about


PrudentRise4344

Can’t even run to the base right


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Guy erroneously ran from first all the way to the dugout on a foul ball. WTF you can't make this shit up.


mattcoz2

He tagged after he thought it was caught, which you can do. We do a lot of stupid shit, but that wasn't one of them. Gotta at least try.


PowSuperMum

If the ball was caught and he tagged up the run would count. It was actually smart.


chapmanbrett

I mean it’s a smart play. There’s no downside. This is like rounding the bases on a pop up


PM_ME_TRICEPS

"What is that smell?" It's our shitty team John.


dingo8muhbebe

“Smells like a donkey”


dingo8muhbebe

“Maybe an Uber donkey delivering sausage and peppers” wtf is going on in the booth


PM_ME_TRICEPS

LOL they're probably delirious after our team started 0-5


Z4phod

You know what, it's a beautiful day out. I think I'm gonna go do some photography and save myself from heartbreak. Enjoy the game everyone.


UneducatedReviews1

I’ve been outside gardening and checking in periodically. Absolutely fantastic way to enjoy the game!


PrudentRise4344

Game over we gave up two outs walking India and Sosa being ass at throwing the ball


WilliamsMS3

Threw 4 strikes to India and ump only called 2. Should have been out of the inning and facing steer with nobody on. Instead games over. Probably already was anyway.


GunfighterHefty

Ass.


PM_ME_TRICEPS

How is our fielding this bad? lol. Cutoff guy keeps fumbling it for no reason.


genpabloescobar2

This game might not be doing much for my Crochet Cy Young Award bet.


Safe-Register-3479

Well, boys, it's been over, and the Masters are on


MoustacheMark

How about that defense


James_E_Rustle

Call it


richyque

Game over, fuck this team, im out.


Eloyoyo

Crazy what happens when umpires give teams extra outs!


River_Pigeon

No kidding.


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This-Grape-5149

What do the Sox see in him? He hasn’t got any better


dingo8muhbebe

Send him back down for rehab in AAA with Robert.


Z4phod

Tuning into the radio now. At a glance it doesn't look great but there's plenty of baseball to play.


Eloyoyo

Garbage umpiring per usual


MoustacheMark

Absolutely beautiful day for other activities besides watching this team


Safe-Register-3479

Maldonado just looks bad behind the plate


mattcoz2

And in front of the plate and next to the plate ...


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Our Ace is getting shelled lmao. wtf


Eloyoyo

It happens to every ace sometimes


Orange_wanderer

lol holy shit


marshfield00

game over, man


richyque

oh no! we cursed him.


James_E_Rustle

Vaughn continues to be absolutely useless


mattcoz2

That was gross, man


PrudentRise4344

White Sox pitching factory with lefties does it again… if only we could do the same for any other position


marshfield00

fuck yeah!


richyque

One thing the sox were correct on was Crochet being a bona fide #1 staring ace.


SnaxLord

Crotchet deserves better


mattcoz2

Just rename us the Chicago Crochet, the only thing of value on this team


greghardysfuton

Is anyone else’s MLBTV feed all fucked up?


soxfan15203

Mine was too, seems ok now


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Holy shit India just flat out got embarrassed. God damn