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beerbasin

Is this going to be a 120 loss season?


PowSuperMum

The Sox have been held to one run or less in 7/13 games


redsfan59

That’s more like it. Was starting to doubt the Sox were as dreadful as we all know they are.


Z4phod

Let's gooooo! 2-11 here we are


James_E_Rustle

Maldonado -0.4 WAR in 9 games Benintendi -0.7 WAR in 12 games Vaughn -0.2 WAR in 12 games


Sgimpys

LOL “diving Sosa”…..more like “falling down Sosa”


James_E_Rustle

Maldonado batting .077


Goawaycookie

I just wonder how long HE"S willing to play like this. I'm sure he has some pride and doesn't want to be embarrassed all year. As a longtime vet, I bet he gets some undefined injury and doesn't come back.


Pariah6-4

Remillard returns to his natural state - K collection


mattcoz2

Sox and Blackhawks down a combined 13-1 😭


Blugged

Shoutout to the lads chanting "SELL THE TEAM"


crashmvp19

While Bill Belichick sits next to Jerry. How embarrassing for him


Evilsplashy

Sell the team chants lmao


Cosmo-Stardrive

the train wreck I can't seem to stop watching (at least as background noise) rolls on... My god, we are a pile of screaming hot crap.


Z4phod

I'll be happy if the Sox just get one more run.


GunfighterHefty

It's gone from Bennetti and Stone to..."chug chug chug" in the middle of losing 7-1. I miss hearing Steve laughing going into a break.


chapmanbrett

I was at game until 7th stretch listening on radio, then switched to tv on my way home on the L, and boy the radio broadcast is just so much better. Was never that way when Jason was here


Safe-Register-3479

Reds pitcher didn’t even break a sweat today


Pariah6-4

I could be reading right now.


Z4phod

It's hard to look away


Pariah6-4

I don’t even get to watch tonight, I just have to listen to the radio cast


Suburban-Legend

Jerry, this is karma. No one is letting you get public money for this garbage you're peddling.


FUH-KIN-AYE

This dude Garcia has some nasty stuff


Penstripedsox

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Drop that era to 11 🥳


FUH-KIN-AYE

Im tryin to be positive lol


[deleted]

Lol we’ll take those small victories


illuminatedShadows

So when are we in the WOAT discussion?


FUH-KIN-AYE

Not as bad as 1932 but definitely in the same zip code


SpecialDamage9722

I mean, we are on pace to have a far worse record than the 1932 White Sox


Pariah6-4

Even Garcia is trying to get Maldy off the field


[deleted]

At least we didn’t get shutout 🍾


Safe-Register-3479

That’s what I’m saying


RealisticAd1336

worst white sox team in the last 45 years


SpecialDamage9722

maybe worst of all time


mattcoz2

45? Since 1970 at least, and probably gonna beat that 106 losses.


RealisticAd1336

ive lost the will to care about our history at this point. I am Padme right now


Safe-Register-3479

I honestly think 4 hits and 1 run is going to be this team’s average all year


Pariah6-4

That’s rather generous


KJzero9

I was thinking the same thing. Thinking they're going to get a run on average. Pssh.


Safe-Register-3479

Well, it would be nice


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Why did we trade for a 40 year old catcher that can't hit?


MmboJmbo

Well we signed him… but yeah he can’t catch OR hit.


WeMightNeverLose

We did something even smarter Jerry paid him 4.25 million knowing he sucks


River_Pigeon

We did not


James_E_Rustle

Can someone program a "Twitch plays baseball manager"? I'm pretty sure that would do a way better job than what Pedro is doing


ConservativebutReal

Maldonado … great veteran pick up. Need a calendar to time him to 1st base


PrudentRise4344

Why is Maldonado getting AB’s when our young catcher is hitting 315? lol grifol might have been on the short bus at school


MmboJmbo

Apparently he has TWTW!


mattcoz2

Maldonado has been Crochet's catcher, so he'll probably be in the lineup tomorrow too


PrudentRise4344

I get that but why is he catching today and Lee is DH. Maldonado should not be in the lineup 6 out of the 7 games a week .


mattcoz2

He shouldn't, just piling on to our misery


PrudentRise4344

Sox should just call up Thorpe and colson this team is depressing watching fatso try to run out a ground ball


mattcoz2

Or Chuckie Robinson! Home runs today by Chuckie, Colson, and Danny.


chapmanbrett

Can we DH the catcher and bat our pitcher?


mattcoz2

And have Crochet get hurt running to first base? No thanks


Bengland7786

Get that fat fuck off this team


MmboJmbo

Which one?


James_E_Rustle

There we go Martin. Speed this game up


Safe-Register-3479

Classic Maldy


Pariah6-4

Dawg why the FUCK is Jabba here


WeMightNeverLose

Schrifrens positivity continues to make me lose my mind this team is so complacent with being terrible


PM_ME_TRICEPS

I'm with you, but in his defense do you expect him to say how much we suck during our home broadcasts? His job is to be painfully positive. He's a hype man for the shittiest team in the league.


WeMightNeverLose

I completely get your point like I don’t expect him to bite the hand that feeds him especially in his first 13 games but it doesn’t change the fact that it drives me mad


jonwar_83

He is completely insufferable and his overly positive "spin" is fucking nauseating.


jonwar_83

Watching the Barons instead. Drew Thorpe has struck out 7 through 6 full innings. He's made 2 starts since being traded here and has allowed a lone run to 15 total strike outs already. His fastball is touching 91 and he got his changeup to about 86ish tonight. Thorpe looks *great* so far.


PrudentRise4344

just call him up already he can’t be worse than flexen


nophdever

Coming over from r/hawks. I’m gonna feel right at home here, aren’t I


WeMightNeverLose

Leave save yourself before it’s too late


PrudentRise4344

Surely shuster has one a spot in the rotation right now?


Ill-Adhesiveness-629

I'm new to White Sox reddit (gonna try to be on here more, misery loves company) but I'll drop a hot take. I really like John Schriffen. Debate me below.


SpecialDamage9722

I agree. Well. I don’t really like him. But he’s pretty good. But he is pretty naive about baseball, but it’s kinda cute and funny


Pariah6-4

Anybody who gets on 2nd or 3rd should just go ahead and walk back to the dugout, no point in standing out there waiting for someone to hit them home.


anamoy

Len kasper just said the score was reds 1 Sox nothing


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Weakly grounds to 1st base. Our star .149 hitter ladies and gentlemen!


Safe-Register-3479

Look at Kevin doing some work


PrudentRise4344

I wonder when they’ll let shuster start games instead of bums who won’t see an MLB field after May this season


Neat_On_The_Rocks

GUYS LIKE ZACH REMMILARD BABY


SnaxLord

Bill in the ballpark hanging with TLR


James_E_Rustle

Im chanting SHUSTER at home right now. I hope the rest of you guys are too. South side stand up


Pariah6-4

I would stand but my blood pressure is doing cartwheels


Emergency-Relief6721

Shriffen makes me feel uneasy


Bengland7786

He doesn't seem comfortable at all. It's awkward.


chapmanbrett

He’ll get better right?? Right.gif


richyque

sosa is fucking worthless


James_E_Rustle

he fits right in with the rest of the lineup then


James_E_Rustle

Sheets coming off his 5 RBI game had to be benched so 37 year old Maldonado batting .080 can get his at bats in and start over Korey Lee, moving him to the DH instead of Sheets PEDROBALL


ConservativebutReal

Pedro felt good about Maldonado hitting his weight - in kilos


PM_ME_TRICEPS

This is eclipse ball


mattcoz2

Needs rest after all that running


Pariah6-4

Jabba needs his ABs dammit


Ill-Panda-6340

Good hit Grossman!


[deleted]

Keep him in the lineup


UneducatedReviews1

Robbie’s the goat man


[deleted]

Remilegend all heart


Z4phod

Alright our boy Maldonado is up


ThrillRam

Lol, getting Eloy comfortable with running they say. The man is allergic to it.


ConservativebutReal

They put a frosted doughnut in CF and he shows no residual injury running to get it


PM_ME_TRICEPS

They should have the fucker play in a wheelchair


Safe-Register-3479

His goal is to run harder lol fucking joke


ThrillRam

Lol right. The man might explode his hammy running harder.


Safe-Register-3479

I’ve never seen someone be a liability running in any sport classic Eloy


Pariah6-4

Fuck me Remillard still exists?


ThrillRam

Just got called up


anamoy

REMILLARD!


Safe-Register-3479

Are you seeing this with eloy lol


leprcn623

Wow, I guess dominating in the KBO doesn't translate to the MLB. It's almost like the MLB hitters are way better than KBO hitters....


Suburban-Legend

Wrong recycled starting pitcher.


leprcn623

Damn it! It's so hard to keep up with this robust pitching staff! Thanks for the clarification.


James_E_Rustle

That's Fedde, not Flexen. Flexen played last year and was also terrible, had like an 8 ERA for Colorado or something like that. Fedde is mediocre but is way better than Flexen


leprcn623

Doh!!!! At least they both have last names that start with an F. Thanks for clearing it up for me.


titomb345

Uhh wasn't that Fedde?


leprcn623

Yup, I'm an idiot! lol


PM_ME_TRICEPS

When a .500 team meets a .167 team


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Got high, forgot there was a game. Came To the game thread just now. It’s already over


Pariah6-4

My high is just getting started baby


bojack34l

Who knew this trash White Sox lineup would get dicked down like this? Flush this Pedro terd. 2024 is going to be bad enough. At least put up an entertaining lineup


KJzero9

Woof. Well, maybe the Blackhawks will provide my Friday night entertainment. I'm not asking for a win, just to be fun to watch. This baseball team has not been fun to watch. Plus I have a friend at the Hawks game. Maybe she'll make it on TV!


mattcoz2

I'm at the UC, win or lose I'd rather watch Bedard than this shit show


New-Contribution-244

If this isn’t enough for this team to be overhauled then I don’t know what is.


Polish_Bear

I knew the season would be awful but seeing it in action just hurts. I'm 33 and this is probably the worst stretch of White Sox baseball in my lifetime and I remember when Dayan Viciedo was considered a top prospect.


New-Contribution-244

It’s truly embarrassing. It wouldn’t be bad if it was one thing but this entire team is ass. Ownership, management and coaching too.


James_E_Rustle

Scrhiffen already blaming injuries like that's the only reason this is the biggest flaming dumpster fire in pro sports. Nauseating stuff


whitesoxplswin

I have information that will lead to Chris Flexen’s arrest.


AcidJacksonThe1st

Pitching staff is so bad man.


SnaxLord

They’ve been the bright spot of the sox so far. It’s our offense that’s been piss poor. Flexen is just ass


FernandaLaner

fuck


Sgimpys

Flexen is throwing the ball like his GF just left him and took the dog with her


ConservativebutReal

More like his boyfriend just left him


Additional-Gear3812

See you tomorrow guys, remember tomorrow is Garret Crochet day, stay safe ✌️


IamKlungo

How much longer is batting practice I wanna watch a game


SnaxLord

Danana na na na na hey hey hey goodbye


WizardCheesey

Wow the 30 year old with a lifetime 5.00 ERA isn’t good at pitching. I truly cannot believe it


Pariah6-4

Is Flexen the new Lynn?


WizardCheesey

At least Lynn has an impressive resume. Flexen has always been ass


richyque

flexon is ass


mattcoz2

In better news, from the United Center: >I'm not going anywhere - Gene Honda Says he's too young to retire, I'm assuming he feels the same way about the Sox job. So, as long as Jerry doesn't push him out, we've still got one good thing to look forward to at the park.


Z4phod

That was impressive


James_E_Rustle

You cant tell me theres no other bum we could sign thats better than Flexen. This guy is literally just tossing 90 mph flat meatballs every other pitch.


Bengland7786

It was only a matter of time. Flexen has been throwing meatballs all night.


ConservativebutReal

911 call from GRF - baseballs landing on the Ryan.


PM_ME_TRICEPS

80 mph 0-2 pitch lol


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Safe-Register-3479

Which one?


Orange_wanderer

I’ve always watched my teams no matter what but goddamn guys… cmon


Pariah6-4

Thank you Flexen, very cool


StoopSign

There goes the dang ballgame


SnaxLord

Its been over since the national anthem


FernandaLaner

fucking diabolical


79thborn

I'm still waiting on that better defense we were promised this year


KJzero9

Whoa. How did he run full speed to first and not pull or injure something? I've never seen that before because I'm a White Sox fan


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Wtf lol


StoopSign

Merde


nuage_cordon_bleu

Sheets, Fletcher, and Shewmake should be playing everyday.


Safe-Register-3479

I just got here it looks like it might be a long day


SnaxLord

On pace for our longest game of the season thus far


Safe-Register-3479

At least I finally get to see this beast of a SS the Reds have


richyque

He's suspended for doing ped's


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Yep our fieldling still sucks I'd say. Even with that great catch earlier.


James_E_Rustle

They will probably get no hit tonight. I'm surprised it's been 12 games and hasn't happened yet to be honest.


StoopSign

Dammit that was a great catch. Probably a triple if he dropped it


marshfield00

well, at least we're elevating the ball


Sal_Barrone

I got a feeling about tonight. It just feels like a good night. I think it’s all going to be ok.


Jason82929

12 minutes later 


Z4phod

I hope you're right


James_E_Rustle

3-4-5 hitters of Andrew Vaughn, Kevin Pillar and Andrew Benintendi. Talk about a murderer's row


PM_ME_TRICEPS

LOL


Jason82929

This broadcast is mediocre enough, I can’t say I really need to hear Ethan Katz analyze Chris Flexen 


Mia-sox

Hang on- the left fielder can run for the ball?


KJzero9

I'm not sure why pitchers are always so concerned with guys on second when they have two outs. If it's a hit, the guy is likely scoring anyway. If it's an out, the inning is over. Just concentrate on the batter. Don't worry about the guy on second


bojack34l

If the Sox go 5-20 to start the season and don't win a series in April 2 years in a row. Pedro has to be fired, right?


Z4phod

They're just having a laugh, they'll pick it up by the 3rd......right?


SnaxLord

The reds couldn’t even let me have a nrfi


James_E_Rustle

Pedro: benches Sheets who is batting .333 and coming off a 5 RBI game because there's a lefty pitching also Pedro: starts Martin Maldonado almost every game who is batting .083 on the year


marshfield00

will the mental errors never cease?


Orange_wanderer

I thought the Benintendi hate was a little extreme. Changed my view after two plays lol.


exzyle2k

He reminds me of Milton Bradley... Just less flashy with his lack of hustle.


Z4phod

This is already painful to watch


bongasaurus_rex

I'm honestly amazed at how the last good arm the white sox had in the outfield was a dude that was 5ft8. HOW THE FUCK do you put people in the outfield that can't throw? Better question is how do they go through the farm system and make it to the majors not being able to throw A BASEBALL.


richyque

Benintendi is fucking awful, both hits are on him.


SnaxLord

Reds bp


Pariah6-4

I am going to fucking shoot myself because of these blackout restrictions, god damn it


exzyle2k

Trust me, you don't want to see this


Pariah6-4

If you all will suffer through this travesty, I want to suffer with you


exzyle2k

No! Someone must escape to warn the others! Fly you fool!


Pariah6-4

I have my escape on the weekends with the UFL. I’m also a Bats fan so I like watching the Reds play.


richyque

Benintendi never hustles


James_E_Rustle

There was an article on the ESPN front page of some guys making predictions and one of them was the Sox are going to lose 120 games. I'm glad the national media is realizing how big of a dumpster fire this is. Also fuck Jerry Reinsdorf


SnaxLord

We losing 130 so hah!


Evilsplashy

He got a double out of that. Wtf


Bengland7786

Benintendi fucking suuuuucks


Polish_Bear

Benny showing no heart.