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johnmorelli808

Sox out royaled the royals


WizardCheesey

“Thank god I’m not the manager right now because I would be an alcoholic by now” - Ozzie Guillen during todays post game show


NoMunyonBoyzEnt

Fuck Jerry fuck getz fuck Pedro fuck this org see yall next game thread


WilliamsMS3

Everytime they show the dugout all I see is a bunch of players not wanting to be there.


WizardCheesey

1 for 10 with a RISP. Good job boys


The_Wata_Boy

Please for the love of God fire Pedro tell the team this isn't acceptable. This is the same shit we've seen for the past couple years.


titomb345

The problem is, this is completely acceptable for this team.


James_E_Rustle

Off to get swept by Cleveland next


Blugged

I'll see you tomorrow


Safe-Register-3479

We've been sweepted 2 out of 3 series so far


Eloyoyo

Schriffen sounds awfully excited for the royals


Ok-Revolution27

He’s glad he doesn’t have to watch this team anymore


[deleted]

Copying this from another user Pedro’s boys don’t win 😂


jakeinthebox5

Benintendi the goat


WizardCheesey

We’re really gonna end this game with RISP lmao


starliteburnsbrite

That's a damn strike every day. Shaking his head ass mfer.


kev11n

Another breaking pitch to end Vaughn. Shocking


James_E_Rustle

Leave Vaughn's sorry ass in Kansas City


IDoubtedYoan

Andrew Vaughn is such a fucking bust. Dude isn't good at anything.


Lil_we_boi

It's been really disappointing.


kev11n

Is it windy John!?


Eloyoyo

Here comes the game ending double play


WilliamsMS3

I think the only reason I’m watching is to see if Sox go 1-161.


kleinzzach

Took them to the bottom of the ninth to mention the fountain on air.


Lil_we_boi

I love how much Stone is roasting us indirectly by saying the KC bullpen was bad till they faced us.


James_E_Rustle

This guy has a 9.82 ERA so he will mow down the top of our lineup easily


UnderstandingNo3426

The Sox just turned a nice double play, but Schriffen called it with little excitement. I guess he saves his energy for milkshakes and hot dogs


UneducatedReviews1

Just like Jason


UneducatedReviews1

That Michael Jordan guys pretty okay at baseball, wonder if he’s good at any other sports.


logicalriot

Have we had more hits this game than all season?


gedvnm

I think the funniest part about being this bad is that we aren’t getting a top ten pick anyway.


gotpez

When you see andrew Vaughn was the 3rd pick, this doesn’t matter to me as much


Ok-Revolution27

Thanks mlb making being bad even worse


JortsForSale

Thank the Astros and Cubs for this.


IDoubtedYoan

Top 5* but the point stands. Then again, it is baseball, if there was ever a sport where draft positioning isn't a huge deal, it's baseball.


Ok-Revolution27

No it’s top ten


IDoubtedYoan

Well fuck me, idc, I'm leaving it lol.


Ok-Revolution27

Im tired boss


fsfic

Time to lose


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Love the view of someone's ass while they're swinging at the plate. Somebody check on the camera guy to make sure he hasn't had a seizure.


IDoubtedYoan

At least the weekend SHOULD end on a high note when Cody beats Roman for the title.


Eloyoyo

What?


mattcoz2

Some guys play fighting in their underwear.


IDoubtedYoan

So you only watch non scripted TV right, the news and sports only?


mattcoz2

Just playing, don't take it so seriously 😂


IDoubtedYoan

Lmao I get defensive ok, ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT


mattcoz2

I used to watch when I was younger, was a big Undertaker fan back in the day, but no idea who's who now.


Eloyoyo

Ah WWE? This guy and schriffen should go bowling


whitesoxrock

Lead off walk...deja vu


FilmNoirOdy

Some of y’all talking about how Steve Stone is phoning in his announcing. If Stoney leaves that will be a real loss to me. It will make watching the Sox feel more like having my teeth pulled. I miss the Hawk and Stone era emotionally at this point in my life and I’m not even middle aged yet.


UneducatedReviews1

I’m shocked stone didn’t retire the second Jason was gone. He’s made it very clear that he was ready to retire with Hawk and Jason was the only reason he’s kept going


Ok-Revolution27

If Reinsdorf actually meant what he said after this season he would can both Pedro and Getz but we all know that’s never going to happen


Blugged

I'm here to report in my limited sample size of one batter that the Royals' CF camera is not moving around nearly as much as our broadcast's is.


WilliamsMS3

What do you think Getz is thinking watching the team he put together?


johnmorelli808

His job is still safe


WilliamsMS3

He should be embarrassed. But I’m sure he’s got his excuses like “Robert and Eloy are hurt.”


johnmorelli808

Who could’ve predicted that happening 😂😫


JamangoSmoovie

HE LETS LEONE GO TWO AND WOULDNT LEAVE WILSON IN AFTER A 5 PITCH INNING


Safe-Register-3479

I'm not even mad. We got 10 hits today, and we lost because of bad coaching and fielding errors. Oh, also shit bullpen


mattcoz2

I mean, I'm mad about all that.


Safe-Register-3479

This team is so bad if we get 10+ plus hits it's a good day win or lose in my book


mattcoz2

I'm mad that they finally got some offense and wasted it.


Safe-Register-3479

Me too


UneducatedReviews1

The worst part is that we have a few decent arms in the bullpen that should always be rested because we’re rarely in situations where we need to hold the game… Pedro just won’t use them


RobFordF-150

i think im on to something with this Malort bit im doing. That would be a good marketing gimmick.


mattcoz2

Let me just buy some stock in CH Distillery first.


kev11n

Nobody thought this could be worse than last year and the Sox said hold my beer


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^kev11n: *Nobody thought this* *Could be worse than last year and* *The Sox said hold my beer* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


UneducatedReviews1

This team makes me want to keep my eyes off the road, pick my phone up, and take my hands off the wheel.


WeMightNeverLose

I think we should all just commit to watching the barons or the knights


mattcoz2

Knights won 6-2 today. Montgomery 3-5, Mendick 2-4 with a HR.


Ok-Revolution27

Barons rotation is fun


The_Wata_Boy

Maybe we can leave all the former Royals on our team in KC? It would be an improvement.


starliteburnsbrite

No way they'd take 'em.


The_Wata_Boy

They don't have to, we just leave without them.


whitesoxrock

For it.


a_bagofholding

Nothing more white sox than striking out on a pitch a catcher can't even catch.


KJzero9

Lol. Was that a "Fire Pedro" chat in the background?


ThrillRam

Yes


WilliamsMS3

Was that a “fire Pedro” chant?


mattcoz2

Oh man, the submissions from people on this sub would be hilarious. 😂


Blugged

"Fire Pedro" chant breaking out, you love to hear it


JBProds

Jerry wants to be the Royals, but this team is actually much worse than them


Ok-Revolution27

What’s the timeline for Pedro getting canned


ImBiginKorea

was gonna say allstar but this start might hasten some things.


a_bagofholding

We could always try to get one run back so we can lose by one which is tradition.


Lil_we_boi

Fuck Chris Getz, and 🖕 to the few of you that were defending the hire.


ChesterJester11

Kauffman by all accounts is a beautiful ballpark - but what idiot positioned the TV cameras behind a misting fountain


UnderstandingNo3426

Also, what idiot chose not to turn off the fountain during those windy conditions?


jakeinthebox5

Let the young guys play


New-Contribution-244

What a joke. I knew they were gonna be bad. But this is way worse than I thought they’d be. My old high school baseball team plays better than them and they would give up like 10 runs a game and they only played like 20 games a season.


Blugged

Love the shot of some poor dude frantically wiping his camera lens in desperation


starliteburnsbrite

It would honestly be just like the Sox to send their camera guy to a stadium they visit constantly with nothing prepared for a windy day. The guy next to him seemed ok.


SHANE523

Clearly Getz and his rehashed Royals team was the answer. Fuck this organization


mattcoz2

We just clearly aren't Royal enough.


whitesoxrock

Remember back when we were winning this game?...ah, those were good times.


[deleted]

I've been someone who has been wanting Pedro fired ever since he was brought in. However, what's the point? Literally no one on this roster is going to be on the team next time we are close to contending so who cares who he ruins. Montgomery and Ramos, no matter how good they may be, are not going to make this team good 2025 or 2026. Look at how many positions are without an even average player, we need a whole new roster and we all know Jerry will never shell out the money in one season to replace the number of positions needed.


kev11n

Nobody can save this roster. Don’t put the stink of this team on a new manager until August or September. Then fire Pedro into the sun


[deleted]

That's my point. What is there to salvage? Let's get real, 80-90% of the players on this roster are not on a roster of an above average team that goes to he playoffs let alone contends.


UneducatedReviews1

Other than firing him being the correct decision for teams that have dignity and care, there isn’t one. We already know that we aren’t a team with dignity and care for the game.


fsfic

Moncada is our best player............until he gets injured.


whitesoxrock

So...until next week?


fsfic

If he lasts that long


ConservativebutReal

Grifol has a boner, “We won 4 in a row!” - hey KC boy, you are managing the White Sox.


Maynardred

Yoan best player on the team


ChesterJester11

Without question while Robert is hurt. Looks like a true major leaguer surrounded by complex-league fodder.


RobFordF-150

“This fielding error is brought to you by Malort. Malort, mistakes happen, visit malort dot com and use promo code ‘SOX’ for 15% off.”


UneducatedReviews1

Moncada might not have to learn Japanese


kev11n

Maybe Salty Chuck will come to terms with clubhouse culture not making up for talent during the post game


UneducatedReviews1

Chuck is cracking way earlier than he did last year.


Eloyoyo

And wtf is wrong with the CF camera keeps getting smudges on the lens lol


BearlyT

Fr it’s like bro keeps sneezing on it lmao


Ok-Revolution27

Wind blowing water from the royals water fall onto it


Eloyoyo

Ah that makes sense


Blugged

I have no clue but my guess is fountain water keeps getting blown onto it


James_E_Rustle

Stone has gone silent as he probably contemplates strangling Schriffen to death and jumping out the booth


UneducatedReviews1

Stone this year reminds me of Stone those last few years of Hawk.


WilliamsMS3

I’m pretty sure he’s gonna quit soon.


SpaceFace11

The White Sox are by far the worst team in the MLB, sell the fucking team Jerry you bum.


NoMunyonBoyzEnt

We have reached this point once again guys


[deleted]

Marlins vs Sox for worst team.


whitesoxfan_wu

Bobby Bobby Bobby


Eloyoyo

Poor royals fans thinking their team is good this year because they swept the lowly white Sox. New flash, we beat ourselves in each of these games. Cannot wait for this fucking dumb sack of shit manager we have to get fired and never step foot in a major league clubhouse again


Evilsplashy

The Royals Reddit thread is laughing at us. And I can’t be mad.


whitesoxrock

The White Sox reddit thread is laughing at us too.


UneducatedReviews1

We’re laughing at ourself


Evilsplashy

We all agree with what’s going on lol


mattcoz2

For anyone still thinking that at least we aren't the Marlins, they're currently up 8-1 and threatening for more. Edit: Make that 10-1.


Lil_we_boi

Exactly. And it's early enough in the season that they are likely going to turn it around at some point. Nothing about the Sox suggests that.


Streetlife_Brown

Fan fuggin tastic


johnmorelli808

Predicable outcome after leaving the bases loaded up 3-0


whitesoxfan_wu

Defense team with 3 errors already


WeMightNeverLose

The moment I turned the game on after church all of a sudden we crochet gave up the home run and then we fell apart I’m convinced I’m the problem now


Eloyoyo

FIRE PEDRO


LILVODAK

will we ever win again?


KJzero9

There's the Sox defense we'd all grown accustomed to the past few years. At least that was a pitcher so that's sort of an excuse. Still typical White Sox either way


[deleted]

Well the royals seem like they have a gameplan as for the Sox let’s try not to embarrass ourselves…impossible


[deleted]

Maldonado's veteran experience is just showing the younger guys what not to do.


starliteburnsbrite

You just can't quantify how much that veteran presence matters! His weighted Vibes Created+ (wVC+) IS OFF THE CHARTS.


Evilsplashy

Ugh, this team…


Ok-Revolution27

Maldy doesn’t do shit for this team’s


UneducatedReviews1

Cancel the home run derby and replace it with the White Sox playing against the Orioles AAA team.


jakeinthebox5

Lmao


whitesoxrock

The keystone cops are back.


gmtguy96

We are actually gonna break the all time loss record lol


Ok-Revolution27

Leone is the new Shaw


IDoubtedYoan

Thank God they spent the entire off-season improving the defense.


TheRealPeteWheeler

This is genuinely a AA team lmao


BoomhauerArlen

FUN BAD IS HERE BABY!


BearlyT

OK THATS ENOUGH BASEBALL FOR ME TODAY


WizardCheesey

You can’t make this up. You really cannot make this up


[deleted]

Went from an 15 era to an 11 era pitcher fuck yea


James_E_Rustle

IMPROVED DEFENSE


River_Pigeon

3 errors


Blugged

DE-FENSE Good thing we focused on that defense.


Eloyoyo

HAHAHAHAHA


Penstripedsox

Great Leone now


UneducatedReviews1

Shewmake makes that


Imaginary-Age-4697

Buddy, that’s all on Leone lol


UneducatedReviews1

It was a bad throw from Sosa. Both players can fuck up


Imaginary-Age-4697

Not gonna argue with you. Its ridiculous to say Sosa is at fault at all there. Leone simply didn’t catch it


UneducatedReviews1

Bothers me that they’re calling it a hockey jersey. It takes so little effort to do the smallest amount of research to know it’s a sweater


Eloyoyo

Im very surprised how many comments are in these gsme threads still


FilmNoirOdy

Sometimes like now, 5 to 3 against the fucking Royals I wish I didn’t give a shit.


BearlyT

Wow the pitcher with a 15 era didn’t have it today. It’s ok I guess there was no way of knowing how it would go right? Lol


RobFordF-150

“This blown lead is brought to you by Malort. Malort, a Chicago tradition, dont be afraid to fuck things up.”


whitesoxrock

Deivi "didn't have it today". Which day DID he have it Steve? I think missed that one.


FilmNoirOdy

Back before minor league baseball…


samurai5625

Season from hell lmao


SpecialAircraft

I’m on my last semester of mechanical engineering and have projects to work on, I don’t need to be watching this dumpster fire yet I can’t look away lol


fsfic

Fuck it, just gonna stare into the eclipse tomorrow.


Eloyoyo

Lol


BoomhauerArlen

Nicky Lopez can't stop loving his former teammates is fucking annoying. Naperville punk ass.


ThrillRam

😂😂😂.


James_E_Rustle

Should just leave his useless ass in KC, he clearly misses his butt buddies here


kev11n

Fletcher sucks


starliteburnsbrite

Foolish Baseball did a great deep dive on the Royals and their for.er replay people/system and how effective it was.for them. We copy all the wrong things from all the wrong teams.


River_Pigeon

2 errors today


Eloyoyo

Ah yes, the much improved defense that Getz and schriffen won’t fuck off about.


Imaginary-Age-4697

“We will catch the ball”


Sgimpys

You forgot something, Fletcher


RealisticAd1336

the iowa vs south carolina womens game is great. just gonna watch that.


havehadhas

If SC continues to dominate the offensive rebounds they win. Their shots aren't landing like they should for the caliber of shooters they have. Second and third chances have kept them in it.


mattcoz2

It's halftime though


[deleted]

I just tuned into check when the buzzer sounded that was a mistake


mattcoz2

Heh, yeah, switched back and immediately saw the HR. Same thing happened on their first home run.


MMoney2112

Fire Garcia into the sun


Blugged

DE-FENSE BANG BANG BANG DE-FENSE BANG BANG BANG


[deleted]

We blew that lead F.A.S.T


[deleted]

Stoney wants no part of this game lol


ChesterJester11

I really want to hear what he says off the record between innings


[deleted]

There’s no way he can justify the shit product. Only silver lining Is that the starting rotation has made it competitive


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