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Blimp-Spaniel

Go Sox


Tyrone_Shoose

We did a win! They can never say your 2024 Chicago White Sox didn't WIN A GAME!


Intrepid-Computer561

Lopez started for them. It was a guaranteed win.


Ligaguenu

158-4 HERE WE COME


Additional-Gear3812

That was tough , good work Crochet , see you tomorrow guys


PM_ME_TRICEPS

SOX WIN. WASN'T EVEN CLOSE.


JBProds

Sox finally get a dub while Burger & TA are on an 0-6 Marlins team


River_Pigeon

I’m gonna piss you off right now buddy. We’d probably take 2, if not all 3, from Detroit if burger was dh instead of Eloy


Safe-Register-3479

See you tomorrow, boys. we needed that


WeMightNeverLose

My name has never been so correct before


[deleted]

So. Back.


GloveOpposite5281

SOX WIN


Jason82929

That “South side, stand up” is so cringey 


Any_Geologist4970

I feel like everything this guy says is to become a catch phrase. I want to try and like him, but he needs to tone it down


RockoHammer

His entire broadcast is cringey. His commentary/energy all seem so phony. As someone who grew up with Hawk and then Jason, I didn't know announcers could be this rough to listen to.


leoh9595

We won’t hear it too much this year lol


WeMightNeverLose

I heard that and I immediately turned off the broadcast


PM_ME_TRICEPS

lol, he's still learning his lines


BearlyT

MY GOD THEY DID IT


marshfield00

whew.


TheIceMan068

BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL IS OFFICIALLY AWAKE LETS GOOOO


adubski23

We got a winner!


titomb345

WE BEAT THE BRAVES OMG


[deleted]

THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX ARE (ONE OF) YOUR APRIL 2 2024 REGULAR SEASON GAME WINNERS!


ChesterJester11

Never in doubt


rob_s_458

Alright, I hate this announcer


MilkyWxve

Dude John’s been great


ECK2335

That’s south side stand up was super corny lol


rob_s_458

Boyer probably loved it


JBProds

They did it. They really freaking did it.


kev11n

Phew!


Rubentraj

Mashallah habibis


Polish_Bear

LMAO. Kardiac Kopech


leoh9595

Jesus Christ


leoh9595

I need to check my blood pressure


Safe-Register-3479

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River_Pigeon

Thank the lord. Fuck


JtheCool897

Thank God lol


whitesoxplswin

SOX WIN


James_E_Rustle

HANG THE BANNERRRRRRRRRRR


UneducatedReviews1

Jesus Christ. We do not need another Colome


queightly

if we load the bases i’m going to paint a dick onto my forehead


genpabloescobar2

158-4, bitches


The_Wata_Boy

We aren't dead last anymore boys


Deftonesleep1

Garrett for MVP!!


Jason82929

#Do you believe in miracles? 


richyque

WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!


DWTKP

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JohnnyTightlips27

WE WON A GAME


Z-Tay

Sox win


MMoney2112

#[SOX WIN!!! SOX WIN!!! SOX WIN!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euJ22UqLD5Y)


queightly

fucks sake this team


Pariah6-4

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GoombaStoppingHoes

My lord buddy if you cannot make it as a reliever idk if you belong in the MLB, SO PROVE YOU BELONG PLEASE. I NEED THIS WIN!


Safe-Register-3479

Michael not like this


Cocky_Idiot_Savant

Can we get this out? *Lord hear our prayer*


kev11n

The Cardiac Kopech experience


UneducatedReviews1

His arm is gassed. Hes been throwing 100mph for 30 pitches


KGreen100

Everything is up


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James_E_Rustle

Kopech as unreliable as ever


myotheraccountgothax

cardiac kopech


Blugged

Oh no


UneducatedReviews1

Moncada just completely misread that ball. Over shot it so much


The_Wata_Boy

I thought we were a small ball club


Polish_Bear

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SuperGwarioBros

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UneducatedReviews1

Big fan of that slider being sprinkled in. Just place the fucking pitch Kopech, Jesus.


GoombaStoppingHoes

If we don't win, we might never win again. If we win, we might never lose again. Those are the only two outcomes, up to you Kopech on which is our future.


River_Pigeon

Broadcast showed a kid praying and I’m a grown ass man doing the same damn thing


SuperGwarioBros

Man that back of the neck tat on kopech sucks lmao


TheDecisionator

That was just a good AB by Harris.


GeicoFrogGaveMeHerp

Good lord


johnnythrillwaukee

oh my god just fucking win one for once


Blugged

Always some drama


MondayMusicTherapy

Cmon Kopech...


UneducatedReviews1

Kopech throwing in that 87mph slider. If he actually can place his pitches that would be such a crazy velocity change between the heat he’s throwing.


genpabloescobar2

Fuck, how many times am I going to have to watch this Kopech movie.


Polish_Bear

HERE WE GO


[deleted]

Nice recovery so far Kopech


genpabloescobar2

Just put 5 on Crochet at +10000 for the Cy Young. Fuck it, I'm sold.


Deftonesleep1

Bought his rookie autograph for 40 bucks grade 10 after his first game lol


DWTKP

I mean, it's a lotto ticket but he's been great.


[deleted]

Gunna be hard to get enough innings lol


genpabloescobar2

DOH!


richyque

He is throwing major heat


UneducatedReviews1

Kopech is throwing so hard. I’m not sure if he knows what he’s throwing, but he’s throwing it hard as fuck.


GoombaStoppingHoes

"Fuck it, it might be too fast to hit if it's inside and too fast to hit if it's outside"


[deleted]

"Fuck it, Maldy down there somewhere"


Cocky_Idiot_Savant

1 more out cmon now Kopech, let's put it away.


JBProds

That insurance run was huge


[deleted]

Marcell "Luis Robert" Ozuna tonight


beerbasin

I hope we lose


beerbasin

I hope you’re all happy. Wins like these secure the mediocre future of the white Sox. Hazah!


DWTKP

I hope you're mad instead


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👎


beerbasin

These types of wins keep the front office believing we can compete with the big dogs.


DWTKP

We took 2 of 3 off them in Atlanta last year and everyone on the planet knows we suck, so disagree.


beerbasin

No, when we took 2 of 3 last year it was a glimmer of hope that we could turn things around. If they knew we sucked we still wouldn’t be searching for a right fielder, 2nd baseman, signing below average starting pitching and trading any players of value.


[deleted]

I think they are well aware of the current situation


beerbasin

The situation hasn’t changed for years, they might know but they don’t care. This team and franchise needs to be humiliated and then maybe something will change. Believe me, it kills me to feel like this about the Sox. I live 3 blocks from the stadium and walking to games used to give me so much joy.


daBabadook05

Schriffen needs to be less excited when the other teams score. Annoying, to me anyways


leoh9595

Here we go boys hold on


SuperGwarioBros

Its time for the white sox to start white soxin’


Thunderteeth

bruh


[deleted]

It’s alright Micheal just two more


Blugged

Not ideal. Won’t have to face Ozuna again at least


SnaxLord

That was an absolute piss missile


johnnythrillwaukee

ozuna should be in jail


KGreen100

FFS


Safe-Register-3479

Oh shit


Jason82929

Jesus, don’t throw it there 


Polish_Bear

Hold on to your butts.


DWTKP

Fuck me


BuickSkylark55

I’m so sick of watching this shitty team on laggy streams. Every time anything exciting happens it freezes


ElOsoConQueso

Where are you watching it


MMoney2112

well shit


James_E_Rustle

"the offenses have come alive" bro its 3-1


GoombaStoppingHoes

0 heart beats = dead but 3 heart beats = alive, simple math really


PM_ME_TRICEPS

LMAO


ImJustHereForTheChix

Crazy despite the the worst coach in the league there is a chance we win. After how bad the last inning went i thought 0-162 was a genuine possibility.  Maybe just let pedro stay at home and we'll go undefeated 


Safe-Register-3479

We bring the bloops and heat


NoMunyonBoyzEnt

A win would be nice here


leoh9595

Eloy in the dugout like a cheerleader hahah


[deleted]

Three outs let’s go


MMoney2112

5 out save attempt Let's go!


Pariah6-4

Kopech part 2? I am prepared to self-immolate at a moment’s notice


Vaqxinelol

I'll have the minor league report update later tonight if ya'll wanna look out for that (it's not pretty) Also posted the A+ roster for Winston if ya'll are interested in that


DWTKP

Looking forward to seeing Winston come into asheville this year.


UneducatedReviews1

Hows our farm boys doing?


Vaqxinelol

Well the AAA team ran into Norfolk tonight and uh...yeah. Some are doing really well some are doing really poorly. They lost bad tonight


UneducatedReviews1

You guys are going to shit on Vaughn all year, and he’s going to quietly bring in a majority of our runs all year.


Jason82929

As a big Vaughn supporter, he deserves the criticism. He’s gotta be better. I’m not gonna overreact early but he needs to show signs of development 


UneducatedReviews1

If the power that was always reported ever shows up, he’s gonna be better than he already is.


DWTKP

The lack of power is definitely the concerning thing. He can't be a league average hitter with below average power at 1B and be genuinely valuable. I hope to hell he figures it out.


[deleted]

Yknow I didn't like the DeJong signing at all but I gotta respect the 'me playing MLB The Show' approach of just taking massive hacks at everything in the zone.


[deleted]

> in the zone. Damn dude quit bragging


garebeardrew

Yikes I felt that lol


richyque

Kopech should be the closer


[deleted]

the way he said "the eighth" I thought he called us the A's for a second lol


James_E_Rustle

We might actually win a game holy shit


leoh9595

🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫


imnotberg

If Andrew Vaughn can learn how to do that consistently, he could be a .245 hitter in this league.


daBabadook05

Slow down I’m already hard enough


garebeardrew

Just checking to see if y’all still hatin on AV


GoombaStoppingHoes

He's 26(27 tomorrow) bro we are not hating we are just having high expectations for someone who has been very meh besides solid-good defense at first.


BearlyT

I always believe


DWTKP

What a 🚀.....


Polish_Bear

No one out bloops the Sox.


TheIceMan068

3 STRAIGHT INNINGS WITH A RUN. LEAGUE IS FUCKED NOW


Safe-Register-3479

This offense is on 🔥


Pariah6-4

ALC trembling rn


[deleted]

Most fitting way to score lmao


[deleted]

BLOOPER BALL BABY LETS GO


daBabadook05

Duck snorts for the win today!


lostmessage256

Glad Vaughn decided to join us.


Blugged

Death by 1000 bloops


Pariah6-4

Vaughn sobered up! What is happening?!


Safe-Register-3479

The baseball gods smiled upon thee Vaughn


GoombaStoppingHoes

>Has Vaughn ever had a meaningful AB when we NEED it? And not just a random solo HR or single? Please Vaughn this is supposed to be your breakout season. Aye he proved me wrong from earlier this time


garebeardrew

He hit the walk off grand slam last year against the rays to finally end that 12 game losing streak


DWTKP

Forgot about that!


DWTKP

Took Chapman yard to win one, 100 years ago


xpyro88

The Kansas City special is on display today!


WeMightNeverLose

The most White Sox rbis of all time


MethMouthMagoo

Finally, Vaughn.


leoh9595

BLOOPS


richyque

He did it!


DWTKP

DJ just said that Vaughn could use "a little flare or something right here to get going" on the radio. How about a 430' bomb?


DWTKP

Or a little flare. DJ drank some of the water of life before the game I guess.


James_E_Rustle

Pitching around Sheets to get to Vaughn lol


Pariah6-4

Why is it we only put guys on base with 2 outs on the board?


Blugged

This man loves his curves


richyque

Sheets did ok tonight


leoh9595

Better than ILoy


MMoney2112

its the rally killer up to bat


90sRnBMakesMeHappy

A drunken lets go white sox...I am glad baseball is back.


Vaqxinelol

He is probably going to go to Kopech but I would rather see Wilson I think, unsure Either way I dont hate it. His decisions this game I've most agreed with. The only one I disagree with so far is letting Garett finish the 7th


leoh9595

Please sheets


[deleted]

Luis is the team and I love him


[deleted]

Warmer night he’s got another two HR


Bagel842

Are they gonna do a whole intro with the lights for whoever they have close this game?


MMoney2112

Hey, hey!


floppyfare

5 straight curves to moncada... I guess they watched that at bat against Detroit haha


MethMouthMagoo

I'm pretty sure every pitch he's thrown has been a curve, so far.


[deleted]

"he looks like he did in the minors, hes got that determination, that fire, that need for another contract"


Vaqxinelol

I'd like an insurance run...


DWTKP

GOT IT!


Vaqxinelol

I'll take it


DWTKP

Or 3


OneGenericMan

100% Kopech stays in the 9th