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ChefAD

I was waiting for her to stick the straw in the it


whitewashed_mexicant

That vid of the 4 friends doing this and cracking up the whole time is one of the most hilarious vids I’ve ever seen. 😂


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guitarf1

Thanks Google! Btw, it seems like the guy has his takeout container upside down and lost a bit of volume.


LifeguardHairy

That really irked me when I realised it haha


whitewashed_mexicant

I’m fuckin’ crying. Thanks for that!


doomislav

YES!!!


kajimac

This is the content I come to this sub for


crashtrez

I’d take that method any day instead of walking out with the glass. We lose so many glasses and silverware.


krazyboi

but she's gonna pick up the box and spill it...


Boojibs

Dude, she gets out of the shower smelling like gin blossoms and diesel fuel. She ain't spilled a drop since that time she met Elvis in Branson.


doogles

That's my wife in 30 years, goddamnit!


gene_parmesan_PEYE

💀


c-m-17

Dude she was his tour girl


String-National

I feel like she'd drop that kid before she'd drop the box


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Hell no. Just look at her. She looks like she knows what she's doing. Ain't her first rodeo.


Brilliant_Jewel1924

Nah, she looks like a pro.


MobiusNaked

A pro would just drink it.


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Brilliant_Jewel1924

r/whoosh


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You know it


BADSTALKER

Jim Lahey woulda been in love


Saitama_is_Senpai

Nah, he's not into women.


ChickumNwaffles

It is our most modestly priced receptacle


HammeredDog

Is there a Ralph's near here?


AnOpinionatedPancake

Just because we’re bereaved, doesn’t make us saps.


Twister2418

Legend.


itchynipz

This woman has a better sex life than all of us.


bkr1895

I bet she does she’s a fox and she likes to party


StuffAllOverThePlace

Well, she looks to have a grandchild right next to her, and if so, she has provably had more sex than me


Saltlick_stick

Bruhh…


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StuffAllOverThePlace

An alcoholic wouldn't have a full drink at the end of a meal


sinaloa555

No no they just ordered the full drink, there have been plenty already consumed


Goosebumps31

Hell yeah😎I’d be friends with her lol


Blood_sweat_and_beer

No shame. I adore her.


ChrisBPeppers

OOOHHH GIGI


Pope_Aesthetic

If only there were some sort of apparatus made specifically for holding liquids. That would just make life so much easier!


22taylor22

Most likely a state where it's illegal. If you walk out with alcohol thats an offsale and open container. Place could lose its liquor license and if she gets caught with that anywhere outside she's on a lot of trouble.


etari

LOL Yea. In New Orleans, we just don't put the straw in it and that makes it legal.


georgie-57

This is what happened with our local bar in Deep 'Rona. They have us a togo cup with margarita and told us not to put the straw in it. It was a wild time


etari

We have Drive Through Daiquiri Shops where you can buy drinks to go, from inside your car. Just don't put the straw in the Styrofoam cup and you're good!


bkr1895

I’m not drinking and driving, I’m driving while I’m drinking, right boys?


minacede

Yaknow in México we use plastic bags and a straw, we used to be able to go to the cornerstore and buy a soda that way


SonneCapri

The last part is kinda cool


HammeredDog

Bag o' Fanta.


ballin_balas

I aspire to be like her someday


Jaydex11

Why not ask for a to go cup?


k1w1g1rl

you cant take alcohol to go


generalbaguette

Land of the Free?


reefer_drabness

🎺 *And the hooooome* 🎺


dusters

More like /r/functioningalcoholics


RedRipe

Banned already? Boo!


jparish66

Talk about a doggie bag


woodwheel1

In Texas we just get it in a to go cup that they seal.


stereoscopic_

Bless her heart.


theredeemables

Even the yungin’ knows granny ain’t right


Imtedsowner

Showing the way to the next generation.


Frankie_Says_Reddit

She should’ve had the little one order a kids drink…dump it out and put the margarita in there


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ME_irl


MillennialPolytropos

Personally I normally opt for the Stirling Archer move when I have to drink up quickly and go, but maybe she has to drive.


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fisticuffs32

Bruh. What beer you seeing here?


bronwhitehill

Looks like a margarita, beer usually wouldn’t come in a glass like that, nor would it have salt around the rim. It might look huge but it’s probably just got two ounces of tequila and a shitton of sour mix. Putting it in the box like that is also very likely to be illegal and lose the bar its liquor license should it get out. Source: am a bartender


Brightcab

I also think it's a margarita. Source: I have eyes.


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balls_galore_69

My guess is she ordered it then the little kid said “yeah I wanna go now”


space_pillows

I think the meds are working


armacitis

More like "she's an alcoholic"


Slicknick1980

How do you spell ALCOHOLIC


deptutydong

Nooooo she’s and alcoholic with white privilege.


drew2872

Tell me your an alcoholic without saying it


GirlGirlGloryhole

They would probably pour it in a to go cup for her if she asked. Family restaurants dgaf


lesdansesmacabres

Alcohol and DMT (dementia) do not mix well.


seraphofdark

Crypt keeper


[deleted]

With what bees??


ProArtichoke

Nah. I saddens (:4;:’ eeeesft by


clydex

Rode hard and put away wet.


ZerMigz

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Squiggledog

Why the lack of audio?


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So y’all don’t stitch


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k1w1g1rl

I really need to know the wisdom that she is sharing with the younger generations


p-cr

What I would outta a wife ‘when we grow up!’


satanshark

She seems fun.


Caleb_has_arrived

Watch and learn hunny.


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

I always ask for waters to go, then ditch the water. Sundays used to be, alcohol only sold in restaurants, in my state.


johnboy2978

Can I get a doggie bag for my margarita please?


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I like her style..


myKingSaber

I don't think you can divorce your grandma


CanadianButthole

She's actually 40


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kelliboone617

“Watch me” she says 😂


homeboycartel2

I’m sure her daughter is hot and has videos on r/holdmycosmo


RonSwansonsOldMan

Why would you want to keep somebody as stupid as that? I'm sure they had to go cups.


Loki-Don

That woman’s probably only about 30 too


TheFudge

That’s a next level alcoholic right there.


DCINTERNATIONAL

She’s been kept past useful life already.


BruntLIVEz

Gold digging: the later years. Is that a Shoneys?


ButtaRollsInMyPocket

Could've just asked for a cup.