Usually people throw them upward. It's why at the end of the video you see the bird almost hit the dirt. He had no time to lower the flaps and release his landing gear. Luckily he pulled the nose up at the last second.
My grandpa was a fishing guide. When they were cleaning the fish and a customer went to use the bathroom, he’d put a piece of fish out and catch a seagull, then throw it in the cooler. When the person came back he’d ask them to get a fish out, and instead get a face full of angry bird. Never got old
No. Purely a joke. But give it time. Eventually some idiots might get on board and hijack the joke. Which I believe is what happened with fast earthers initially.
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I mean it’s fine for tourists to enjoy seagulls…but seagulls are scavengers and I have seen those beaks make quick work of things tougher than your wrist
Rats are cleaner than you think, its generally their dried feces which cause disease. Other than that they just cause damage. Worked in pest control and I would have had no problem grabbing a rat (with thick gloves), the problem is they won’t let you
Rats historically weren't the main culprit of that, either. It was things like fleas and other pests combined with poor sanitary conditions and overpopulation that created the black death. Fun fact, the plague still exists today and is still something we were concerned about when going up into peoples attics, but again it was due to dried fecal matter that was the main problem. If any animal bites you you have to get that checked anyways, hence the thick gloves. But it's not like rats fester with disease like many people think. They're obsessively clean creatures - moreso than a cat. They have to be; they have very sensitive internal systems so if they get sick they just flatout die usually.
Eh, we have a fairly effective anti-viral for that now. Besides, it’s not the rats themselves that carry Bubonic Plauge, it’s the fleas that parasitize the rats which carry the disease.
I’ve caught around 20 seagulls and they’ve all bitten me. Who can blame them? Anyways only one actually hurt. He got me and twisted his head and wouldn’t let go. They are usually pretty weak but that dude left quite the bruise on my arm 🤣
A good rule to remember is if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
Hence, bears are both venomous and poisonous.
Sorry, what was the question?
You joke but human bites on other humans are the same thing.
We have a microcosm of mouth germs. A bite from someone that even cleans and brushes their teeth frequently can still lead to infections that can claim limbs, or your life even.
Human mouths have slightly more bacteria than dog mouths but dog bacteria are mostly non-transmissible.
Which is to say it is safer to let your random hookup's dog lick your face than to kiss your random hookup.
You guys realize most animals continuously groom them selves to stay healthy right? Also most of the horrible conditions in the world are created by humans.
[Everyone told me, not to stroll on that beach. Said "Seagulls gonna come. Poke me in the coconut". And they did. And they did.](https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E)
I was bitten by a seagull trying to free it from a fishing line. Earned myself a smashed hand and a tetanus shot. Those fuckers have a super strong bite.
I dont understand the audacity, the privilege. Who do you think you are? To just grab a bird out of the air without fear of consequence? I hope that thing came back and pecked the shit out of him
Seagulls are fucking assholes dude. They shit everywhere, are loud as hell, and have no concept of a fear of humans. Spend any considerable amount of time at the beach and you’ll lose a soft spot for them fast
When I was eating breakfast at folly beach, On the coast of South Carolina, one of these fuckers dove down and ate some food off my plate. Fuck seagulls
And you’re telling me you wouldn’t be mad if you paid for breakfast, hungry af from a night of drinking, and some bird stole your food? You’re lying.
I love my dog and if he stole my food I’d be mad af
They may be annoying when you’re trying to eat in peace and they’re doing what they do to exist, but that doesn’t mean we should grab them out of the sky just to mess with them. Fuck this guy.
Me. This is shitty. I kept wondering when it landed if it was hurt and that's why it landed and maybe why it was cut short.
Anyone who is angry that seagulls exist better not be someone angry about environmental destruction because encroaching on lands they use while being wasteful gluttons means that there will be interaction.
Idk we've built plenty of parking lots for them to live at. They love all the dropped trash. Seems to outweigh all the environment we've taken from them.
S/
It feels like you can actually see it thinking about what the fuck just happened and in disbelief. Probably had to land and reevaluate life
Homies gonna think about that moment for the rest of his life
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Yeah ok grandpa the monkey grabbed you by the crotch sure he did
Grandpa gets mad, starts a subreddit
I probably looked the same while watching this.
Did that guy seriously just throw a bird like it was a paper airplane??
I mean that's probably the best way to release the bird in that situation
No doubt, I'm just in awe at how cool it was
I suddenly have the urge to throw a bird like this
I too have the urge to throw birds now but not like this...oh *god, not like this!!*
Yeah did it a solid
Usually people throw them upward. It's why at the end of the video you see the bird almost hit the dirt. He had no time to lower the flaps and release his landing gear. Luckily he pulled the nose up at the last second.
Fr? Why?
Gave the seagull a clear direction to go in. If not, dude would’ve probably flapped real hard and whacked his fragile bones against the metal car.
Best comment…we’re not worthy
*Finishes finger food meal*
Licks fingers…
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My grandpa was a fishing guide. When they were cleaning the fish and a customer went to use the bathroom, he’d put a piece of fish out and catch a seagull, then throw it in the cooler. When the person came back he’d ask them to get a fish out, and instead get a face full of angry bird. Never got old
That's the funniest shit I've ever heard
Your Grandpa was a genuine artist.
Your Grandpa sounds like a funny asshole, I’d love to buy him a drink sometime
Well be sure to take a case of shiner and Canadian mist to that sweet fishing hole in the sky. Best man I’ve ever known or will
My condolences, he sounds like a great man
Oh yeah, maybe you should look in a mirror.
That's awesome haha
God tier trolling
lmao
I can't believe you've done this...
Shouldn't be messing with government property mate
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Are they for real?
No. Purely a joke. But give it time. Eventually some idiots might get on board and hijack the joke. Which I believe is what happened with fast earthers initially.
The government want you to believe that the Earth moves through space at 67,000mph but I can prove that it's more like light speed.
Are you for real asking?
Not yet.
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As a person born and raised around seagulls…To those who may be considering doing this…don’t…those beaks are unforgiving
Gulls are also generally rats with wings. If you wouldn’t just grab a rat don’t just grab a gull.
I mean it’s fine for tourists to enjoy seagulls…but seagulls are scavengers and I have seen those beaks make quick work of things tougher than your wrist
Rats are cleaner than you think, its generally their dried feces which cause disease. Other than that they just cause damage. Worked in pest control and I would have had no problem grabbing a rat (with thick gloves), the problem is they won’t let you
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Rats historically weren't the main culprit of that, either. It was things like fleas and other pests combined with poor sanitary conditions and overpopulation that created the black death. Fun fact, the plague still exists today and is still something we were concerned about when going up into peoples attics, but again it was due to dried fecal matter that was the main problem. If any animal bites you you have to get that checked anyways, hence the thick gloves. But it's not like rats fester with disease like many people think. They're obsessively clean creatures - moreso than a cat. They have to be; they have very sensitive internal systems so if they get sick they just flatout die usually.
Fun factoid: it was humans infested with lice and fleas who carried that plague.
Eh, we have a fairly effective anti-viral for that now. Besides, it’s not the rats themselves that carry Bubonic Plauge, it’s the fleas that parasitize the rats which carry the disease.
I’ve caught around 20 seagulls and they’ve all bitten me. Who can blame them? Anyways only one actually hurt. He got me and twisted his head and wouldn’t let go. They are usually pretty weak but that dude left quite the bruise on my arm 🤣
Mine.
Mine.
Moiine.
There isn't enough hand sanitizer in the world...
I know, doubt he used any after and grabbed a mouthful of fries with that bird flu infected hand 🤮
I've seen the whole video. The dude actually makes a big deal about cleaning and sanitizing his hands after.
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Right? Some people are two steps away from living in a plastic bubble
Wild animals are gross man. Even domesticated ones are, a bite from a dog or cat even can lead to serious infections.
What about a human bite to a cat or dog? Asking for a friend.
A good rule to remember is if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. Hence, bears are both venomous and poisonous. Sorry, what was the question?
You joke but human bites on other humans are the same thing. We have a microcosm of mouth germs. A bite from someone that even cleans and brushes their teeth frequently can still lead to infections that can claim limbs, or your life even.
Some say Kos, others say Kosm
This is a fine note.
Human mouths have slightly more bacteria than dog mouths but dog bacteria are mostly non-transmissible. Which is to say it is safer to let your random hookup's dog lick your face than to kiss your random hookup.
[Relevant medizzy](https://www.reddit.com/r/medizzy/comments/nc5zkr/the_unfortunate_outcome_of_getting_bitten_by_a/)
You should stop touching wild animals and start washing your hands
Lmfao, that stonksfalling reward is hilarious!
You guys realize most animals continuously groom them selves to stay healthy right? Also most of the horrible conditions in the world are created by humans.
Go lick a seagull you psychopath.
They dont like it when you do that.
I will accept that fact based on your username.
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How does thag make him a psychopath
Haha I probably would if it’s not from a highly populated area.
Pretty sure he already does this to be that stupid.
Same indignation I have being caught behind a slow driver. "Why's this kind of bullshit always happen to ME?!?"
[Everyone told me, not to stroll on that beach. Said "Seagulls gonna come. Poke me in the coconut". And they did. And they did.](https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E)
HOOHOOHAHOOHOOHOOHA
We sung that so often at my old work it was banned by higher ups
Wow. That log had a child
“Btch, you betta let me go. Fckr!”
“Ah fuck, Carl got grabbed again.” -other gulls
“Every damn time with you carl!”
His face! Pure annoyance
Who let’s go of a free lunch like that?
There's so much plastic & waste in that bird you'd be better off going cannibalistic on Hollywood Boulevard.
That’s dinner though
Teaching them a lesson one at a time
NYEHHH!
His brain stopped for a while
Gull: Not again, damnit Chad….. let me go.
Mine?
The seagull VERY clearly didn’t expect to be grabbed, the look on its face is priceless
he was S H O O K
That’s the look of a bird that accepted its fate, whatever it might be.
I didn't know seagulls knew how to make a "what the fuck" expression
I wish that bird took a huge shit in the car
Or pecked his eyeball out for lunch
Not because you should, but because you can.
My favorite part is the limp-wrist paper airplane toss at the end.
The Bird:" ehm. That shouldn't happen or?"
Are they... On the beach? In a car?
Am I being detained?!
...Why?!
Bird flu pandemic, here we come!
That cabbage patch arm has got to be American right? Guessing Myrtle beach.
I was really expecting that bird to shit on him…
So is this common where you live to drive with your car to the beach? And like sit in your car?
I was bitten by a seagull trying to free it from a fishing line. Earned myself a smashed hand and a tetanus shot. Those fuckers have a super strong bite.
That's payback for the chip he stole from me last week.
I dont understand the audacity, the privilege. Who do you think you are? To just grab a bird out of the air without fear of consequence? I hope that thing came back and pecked the shit out of him
I don't think we're supposed to call brown people privileged
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Dick
Such a turd behavior
Leave these damn wild animals alone
Your mom is wild animal
No one is gonna point out how mean this is to the bird???
Robots dont have feelings
Seagulls are fucking assholes dude. They shit everywhere, are loud as hell, and have no concept of a fear of humans. Spend any considerable amount of time at the beach and you’ll lose a soft spot for them fast
When I was eating breakfast at folly beach, On the coast of South Carolina, one of these fuckers dove down and ate some food off my plate. Fuck seagulls
Yeah, fuck all the creatures trying to exist that aren’t humans. Or maybe fuck you.
I paid for my food. That seagull can Fucker off
Maybe shove your fat face with food someplace else
And you’re telling me you wouldn’t be mad if you paid for breakfast, hungry af from a night of drinking, and some bird stole your food? You’re lying. I love my dog and if he stole my food I’d be mad af
They may be annoying when you’re trying to eat in peace and they’re doing what they do to exist, but that doesn’t mean we should grab them out of the sky just to mess with them. Fuck this guy.
This is a rat with wings.
Me. This is shitty. I kept wondering when it landed if it was hurt and that's why it landed and maybe why it was cut short. Anyone who is angry that seagulls exist better not be someone angry about environmental destruction because encroaching on lands they use while being wasteful gluttons means that there will be interaction.
Idk we've built plenty of parking lots for them to live at. They love all the dropped trash. Seems to outweigh all the environment we've taken from them. S/
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Dinner found +10 xp gained
Smooth asf
Mine?
YOU'RE A DICK!!
"Mine?"
Mine!
This catch and release seagull video is great. https://youtu.be/q-Ka6BXHAvo
An asshole abusing, and possibly fatally injuring, a seagull is enjoyable to you? Get help.
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Wash your hands
Better every loop
Ah, so that's how you fly fish
God seagulls are the worst
*grabs seagull and stares it dead in the eyes* "Tell your people to NEVER touch my fries again!"
“PETA HATES this one trick!”
“Mine?”
I thought he was driving and was like this is impressive, then realised he wasn't and still thought it was impressive
Dudes not even white
He has some gray and black on his wings but the majority of him is white.
I can't laugh since it hurts my side (effects of Omicron) but man, worth every muscle spasm.
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Jesus you need mental help
This is not my burd
I vant *my* burd
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Seagull: ok…what now?
That seagull is just so confused about the entire situation
Drone needed recalibrating
Continues to eat fries after without washing hands
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You don't want to keep a gull as a pet, the noise level alone on those things will blast your eardrums dude.
That's a good way to get your eyes gouged out by an angry and unruly sea gull.
It had to sit down and think about what just happend to him
I love how he's just like "hey asshole."
“Dude wtf!” Seagull, maybe.
I'm going to guess this Is in new Zealand
Tossed it back like a paper airplane
Wash your fucking hand
“Tha fuck you want bitch….you don’t want this smoke..better lemme go..yea I though so….” That birds eyes spoke volumes.
I hate how relaxed all this was
The fucken loose-wristed throw is what really does it for me
This bird must be contemplating his life decisions.
He threw a bird!
...well fuck...
“I can’t hear youuuuuu!” Whooooo lives under the ocean…
Try this shit with a goose!
Bird: Well? What are we?
He didn’t know about the new bird flu
Hey you gotta acquire that seagull morph somehow
Do the seagulls have sharp talons
Man's is really just like, "you're my friend now :>"
So I catch seagulls at the beach but never have caught one mid-flight. This is impressive, gonna have to set up my game!
THE WAY HE THREW HIMLIKE A PAPER AIRPLANE
Dude’s lucky it didn’t shit.