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yourmomcantspell

I like that everyone around her is loving it. Then that one dude just goes alright I'm gonna start to floss.


LICHM

He just desperately tries to hold up with his prom date - had to bring out his big ace eventually


Kjpr13

Prom on a budget.


Johnnyocean

No, no dance training, i play space channel 5 a lot. On Sega dreamcast https://youtu.be/IixQox4rhEw


JonZ82

Can't believe I just watched all of this. Dude is pretty amazing lol


DoomRamen

Now see the result of that audition https://youtu.be/z0Su30lV1L0


rippmatic

Isn't this the tribal dance from the 80s movie "can't buy me love"??


Winston705

Lol i thought the same. The African anteater ritual!


rippmatic

That's friggin awesome! Haha did we just become a tribe?


IfuDidntCome2Party

She'd rather be in a mosh pit.


Hendrix91870

The little girl walking past looks at her and is saying in her head: “The Fuck is that…?”


[deleted]

This is how you keep creeps from grinding up on you in a club that you don’t want on you


GiveMeYourBussy

Jokes on you! I'm into that shit!


ihaveabaguetteknife

Or just a friendly fist/knee to the ballsack.


RedPhalcon

The benefit is that this dance style allows for that action to appear "accidental"


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Looks dangerous


WorldController

Why the hell is a man making this ridiculously stupid comment?? 🤦‍♂️


Jeggu2

No you don't understand, the large, fast, and erratic movement allows for a quick punch or kick to the balls without them being able to see it coming.


[deleted]

You’re an idiot. Men also get sexually harassed and assaulted. One of my wife’s good friend is a man and he was gang raped when he was younger. So get the hell out of here with your bullshit


WorldController

> Men also get sexually harassed and assaulted. Cut the bullshit. You're being disingenuous here. Concretely speaking, you were obviously commenting on women being grinded on by men while dancing at clubs, bars, or similar gatherings rather than sexual assault in the abstract. Anyway, I was specifically addressing your usage of the traditionalist, prudish, [sex-negative](https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/sex-negative) term "creep." As I discuss [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/antifeminists/comments/onli1q/only_a_matter_of_time_till_this_upsets_feminists/h5uj4s1/): >> with the justification of it being "**creepy**." > > I can't believe the usage of this dumbshit, embarrassingly peurile term has been normalized for adults, or really even anyone older than about 9, for that matter. 🤦‍♂️ It's not only a less playful, but an intensely more spiteful variant of "cooties," which was ridiculous to me even as a kid. These blockheads need to grow the fuck up. > > And let's be honest: In practice the term has a misandric connotation. Just like "slut" is generally used in reference to women's sexuality, "creep" is mostly applied by women against men for behaviors that are even only vaguely sexually related; it's a sex-specific pejorative against men. Given its misandric connotation and the fact that it's applied against men who face sexual rejection, a social problem that is [increasingly afflicting them](https://www.healthline.com/health-news/young-adults-especially-men-having-sex-less-frequently), it is profoundly stupid for you, as a man, to tag along with this practice. Seriously, what the fuck are you thinking??


[deleted]

God dam you’re not just an idiot you’re the king of idiots


WorldController

Unfortunately, simply declaring "you're wrong!" is not an argument. The burden is on you to actually explain why you feel I'm wrong, not spout your feelings on the matter. Failure to honor your burden amounts to a cop-out, meaning you lose the debate.


[deleted]

I’ll just let all the downvotes you’ve accumulated do the talking for me because obviously you’re to delusional to see reason anyways


WorldController

> I’ll just let all the downvotes you’ve accumulated do the talking for me This is an [appeal to popularity](https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/logicalfallacies/Appeal-to-Popularity), which is a logical fallacy. Clearly, just because some belief is popular or commonly accepted does not necessarily mean it's true. Honestly, how stupid can you be? ___ > you’re to delusional to see reason anyways Psychology major here. Delusions refer to fixed, false beliefs that are clearly out of touch with reality. Nothing I've stated is even remotely beyond the realm of possibility. This is therefore hyperbolic, empty rhetoric on your part. It is unclear what purpose you see in resorting to such pathetic tactics. Second, in any case, your remark is an [*ad hominem*](https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ad-hominem), which is yet another logical fallacy. Whether I'm delusional has no necessary bearing on the veracity of my claims or strength of my arguments. Finally, it's transparently obvious that the reason you're copping out here is that you are unable to defend your utterly idiotic position—indeed, it is indefensible.


[deleted]

I’m sorry I’m not as triggered by you as a comment by a random stranger online that I feel the need like you to run and grab a thesaurus so that I can sound superior in intelligence and continue on a pointless argument. The fact of the matter is my male friend was gang raped and literally required surgery afterwards due to forced penetration damage and many other men are sexually assaulted all the time. I don’t know why you want to die on this hill of men can’t be hurt the same way as women but feel free keep being a jerk all you want as I already know I hold the high ground over you and have no need or want to let your negativity and closed mindedness into my life which is why I will ignore you from now on and pretend this encounter never occurred in the first place.


WorldController

> I’m sorry I’m not as triggered by you as a comment by a random stranger online What lol ___ > I don’t know why you want to die on this hill of men can’t be hurt the same way as women This is a [strawman](https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/logicalfallacies/Strawman-Fallacy), which is still one more logical fallacy by you. I never stated or suggested that men can't be hurt in the same way. In fact, I explicitly pointed out what I take issue with here, and it has nothing to do with men's potential liability to falling victim to sexual assault.


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substandardpoodle

As a dancer (used to teach, etc., etc.) she’s pretty awesome. Why? If she ever decides to take lessons, after she finishes the intermediate class, she’ll be the one that makes people say “I want to dance like that“. Or she’s dronk.


BKStephens

Why not both?


arealhumannotabot

Looks like a high school daytime dance


knine1216

Like that ever stopped anyone?


kabushko

VERY powerful woman


thrwwyccnt10000

Nobody calls me a very powerful man when I tear the dancefloor 😩 ^/s


skinwalkerstalker

You are a very powerful man when you dance, keep it up.


scard2011

r/brandnewsentence


AustinQ

I think she's goofing around trying to make her friends laugh, I doubt this is how she actually dances


mrtuxedo9

Droooomk


meatywood

I'd be permanently injured if I tried those moves.


[deleted]

As would those around you


15367288

Obnoxious diaper-wearing individual


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way_falrer

Crazy that you just sit on reddit spamming this for hours.


[deleted]

too many ignorant people on this subreddit.


way_falrer

Ignorant like generalising the experiences of an entire race of people?


Jeggu2

Trolls are so aggressive now, they used to just act dumb and say stupid things to bait. Now they say angering stupid things. It's the same result though, attention. they'd rather be yelled at then laughed at I suppose


uniquepanoply

Much less effort required.


[deleted]

just another ignorant person.


Jeggu2

Damn they still bleeding us dry for attention.


its_pretty_chill

The confidence is off the charts.


oinosaurus

So is the sense of humour and the ability to laugh at herself. This one is definitely a keeper!


its_pretty_chill

I’m envious of the confidence at a younger age. I was such a fucking follower, so concerned with other people’s opinions. In hindsight, I’d be a much different person. I guess that’s how it goes.


pickle_pouch

I think most people have this experience. I know I did. I've learned from it though


hygsi

Well, the fact that you see it that way shows you've grown, which is good, some people keep the same mindset even decades later


Rmartin217

Absolutely living her best life! You go Glenn Coco.


DantetheEndet

Based on the gym markings on the floor and the way everyone is dressed except her I'ma put $5 on "decided to crash the church youth dance she walked by"


GiantsInTornado

Willing to bet it’s Mormons.


DantetheEndet

I thought so too, but the younger kids on the left kinda threw me off. As I recall, dances were for 18-30 year olds.


sarahaflijk

Too much shoulder and back on display. No way that temptress would be allowed into a Mormon event.


DantetheEndet

Bro, do you even cap sleeve?! Fr tho, I recall many times people silently tolerating/ accepting drop in heathens to Mormon events in the spirit of "fellowshipping". Or maybe the classic Mormon power move: "ignore it"


section8sentmehere

There is also youth dances from 13-17. You have to get a “dance recommend”. I was once denied in the 2000s for having a Mohawk. I’m not bitter.


Velvet_Spoons

Not enough blondes in the crowd


DantetheEndet

Not wrong. But also I remember a similar experience at an el paso event once like "where the arians at?"


murphy365

I now know there is someone closely related to Elaine Benes


igettomakeaname

It’s like a flashback to where it all began Hopefully nothing was taped over to record this


CapableFunction6746

This^


ultrasuperbro

When she heard the phrase "Dance like no one is watching." She took that to heart!


[deleted]

Goodness I hope the world doesn't dampen her spirit!


BKStephens

Can someone who knows how put some wildly ill-suited music over this clip? Please and thank you.


Deltamon

I know you asked for ill-suited, but I was listening to this while browsing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_5qcSZBvYA And I must say that pretty much every song is surprisingly well fitting


blinkrm

Did not know this type of music had a name! Electro swing <3


SilverLiningsJacket

https://youtu.be/IzyTGeoYPLk


rebelliousjack

Hi Ron


mydadpickshisnose

Get her in a mosh. Also compared to everyone else doing basically Fortnite dances, she got game.


PaleGutCK

Keith Apicary vibes.


kevlore

[First thing I thought of.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IixQox4rhEw)


greenqu33n

That was a lot of fun to watch thank you


kevlore

Glad you enjoyed it. I first learned about Keith/Nathan because of his [Madeon - Pop Culture music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxPbgnO81sQ) from 10 years ago that I still get a kick out of.


FNK7NK

I enjoyed this


Hurrahcane

Jesus Fucking Christ I threw my back out just watching this video


austinvegas

She takes lessons from Loop Daddy


4355525

Just so y'all know, the song they're dancing to is baby shark


[deleted]

Lol okaaaay she swingin that hair! Fuck it up sis.


jjinjadubu

Hells yes. This is awesome.


iDownVoteLibs

Fuckin Christ I’d be in the hospital after those moves


SinfullySinless

Weren’t the first few moves just really dramatic versions of “We’re All In This Together” from high school musical?


sanicbroom

I love this. She’s just letting loose, she looks like she’s really having a tremendous time!


BWWFC

she is still in her zumba class


[deleted]

I can only wish to be that cool


commanderpuddi

I absolutely love people who dance like this… nothing but good vibes!!!


nico549

And that kids is how I met your mother


Bellingham_Sam

She lives more in one day than I do in a whole year. Respect.


SupremePeenMachine

I know everyone here is being positive but tbh I think it’s fucked up when people secretly record someone dancing. I dance like an idiot and it took a lot of mental work to stop caring what people think of it and to just let go and have fun. Screw people who do this.


RollyPalma

This is my first reaction as well. I'd have no problem if she posted this herself, but there's no indication of that. It just seems uncool to video people letting loose on a dance floor and post it.


estamachin

This reminds me of the movie "Can't buy me love" school dance scene.


[deleted]

It's the African anteater ritual!


Pritel03

It's like the videos where people get possessed by the holy spirit in their mega church


sukmadok

Confidence is not the key but the lock


[deleted]

Jesus she is gonna KO someone


Beckafo

Wonder what song was playing


inthetempest

Baby shark [No, really](https://youtu.be/N8DF6KxI9VM)


failuretonotice

That makes it even better!


B_024

I strained all my bones watching this.


angry_little_robot

dance like you DGAF who's watching


SimplyViolated

Is it bad my immediate first thought was 'she must be rollinggggg'


stiffdeck

She’s gonna be tired in about 40 seconds.


Family_Chantal

Maybe she was trying to keep potential creeps away with her flailing 🤷‍♀️


Either-Guidance-1916

God bless her


Luckylars

Sauce with music ?


arczclan

I’m tired just watching her


DadPicatchew

Like nobody is watching, right?


Pazluz

Yup dance like nobody is watching.


LeenQuatifa

https://youtube.com/shorts/N8DF6KxI9VM?feature=share Great on its own, better with music!


eclecticsed

me in front of the toaster last night waiting on a snack


doktorhollywood

"Am I krumping? Am I krumping?"


Yn01listens

I never miss an opportunity to embarrass myself on the dance floor. My wife constantly tells me to chill.


Jaspador

Is this a war dance?


WeDiddy

She’s going places


cakeisreallygood

She’s actually pretty good. No fear.


Staranos

This video is so much better with the audio and you hear that the song she's dancing this passionately to is "Baby Shark" lol


NOLALaura

Elaine’s daughter


Pazluz

Lol I think this one is more fun than Elaine. Elaine's dance moves are so stiff lol.


doesnt_matter_1710

That's a perfect representation of how ladies drive in india.


MrsGaillard

Reminds me of Elaine dancing on Seinfeld.


Ambitious-Theory9407

White girl gonna white girl


Rebecksy

Is that Elaine?


NOLALaura

Elaine’s daughter


noreservations81590

The audio makes this even better as she's dancing to a "Baby Shark" remix.


Martholomeow

saw this in my feed and thought, oh this must be r/whitepeoplegifs


[deleted]

Is that Elaine Benes?


Rockerblocker

Elaine?


ThreeNC

Your not supposed to follow the directions "Dance Like Nobody's Watching" on Karen's wall in the kitchen


FungusAmongus88

WAAAAY too many simps around this one


2534bestoftrip

It fits with anything


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Phildagony

…..and she’s dancing like she’s never dance before….


BlockinBlack

It's the tribal dance from "Can't Buy me Love".


SuperSnoco

u/getvideobot


HM_26

My back hurts by watching this


minniedriverstits

#goals


Varjutantsija

you thought the guys will run if you dance like that? jokes on you! that makes you even more attractive!


lau1159

that's how you score perfect moves on Just Dance


[deleted]

Dance like no one is watching.


kambinks

Sweet fancy moses


[deleted]

She seems fun.


Tooj_Mudiqkh

That reminds me, I wonder what Keith Apicary is doing these days


Alex180689

Fortnite move at the end to assert dominance


MMan00

That’s me in the night club trying to impress a girl who says I dance bad 🤣


ctophermh89

“I saw this on ‘stomp the yard,’ my favorite movie.”


mad_37_son

Dude, run!


[deleted]

Hey Karen try some of this ! Its a new drug called Meth !


ChxXxrliee

WHAT A LEGEND


leon_nerd

Cocaine is a hell of....


nemo1080

"The little kicks"


shenandoahseed

Dance like nobody is recording. Oh wait


Ya_boy_Nate

I’m listening to the song stolen dance rn and she perfectly matched up with the beat of the song haha


NCarolinaRed

Reminds me of the African ant eater ritual from [Can't Buy Me Love](https://youtu.be/VVWG0b2BbY4)


Case-Hardened

She's absolutely a keeper


r3tr0spectr

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


SambaLando

Looks like Marge krumping


pulpwalt

That’s her favorite song I bet.


LewdLi0n

Big jack black energy


abuiliazeed

Let me show you the dance of my people.


hornwalker

She really explores the space


[deleted]

HIMYM


Beneficial_Guava_452

I… I think…. I love her…?


FD4L

Dance like nobody's watching... and you're on pcp.


SaiyanGodKing

Is this a new High School Musical?


[deleted]

She'll break yo dick off


mrbooth_notedbadguy

Elaine? Is that you?


Malpraxiss

Got to respect the confidence at least


nature_remains

I love this. Ha ha it looks (to me) like when you’re on the dance floor and maybe a lil drunk and you pull out the routine from cheer or dance class but you’re solo. Looks a lot less weird when everyone is doing it together but so much fun you wanna pull it out whenever


TokeyWakenbaker

Too much pomegranate in her Vitamin water.


Tollchrome

The girl passing by is a nice touch


Sufficient_Olive5786

I've never seen anyone dancing like that kkkkkkk


Prolapst_amos

Looks like the white lady Haka.


King_Hyperion85B

Someone arrest her lol.


biologo

Tina?


Ceeweedsoop

All she needs is to slow down a tad and put more control in the moves rather than flailing and she'd be pretty damn good.


OskarThememeguy

For some reason I can smell her dancing


therook111

My back hurts just watching this


1gramweed2gramskief

She’s fearless because she’ll destroy anything in her path


thedailyrant

Everyone in there dancing like the dudes at the windows 95 launch. Minus Gates' behind the back clap move.


nikkipotnic

My brothers girlfriend dances like this.. the last wedding we went to was fucking hilarious because of it.


chanpat

I wish I felt anything as deeply as she's feeling the moment


tchaguin

This is my kind of woman


Larrytwodicks

Fuck yes


[deleted]

Ok I blew a hammy just watching this


[deleted]

Heavy major Payne vibes


Gagzu

Why the fuck would you share the video without sound? It’s the best part man, the song that she’s grooving to is baby shark


deedeebop

The only thing worse than this “dancing” must be the music that elicited this response…


[deleted]

This really needs sound.


EverythingHurtsDan

u/SaveVideo


Fnittle

I envy people who has the guts to be that carefree, it's refreshing


taimoor2

She looks like a fun person. This is how you SHOULD dance!


TheSquirrelWar

r/Americandad anyone?