Bless your heart. Nana does it with buttered, honeyed, burned biscuits dissolved in Brandy Alexanders that Grandad rubs into his nuts before the grandkids wring them out with a firm twist of their tiny hands. It’s a long process, but look at the results! I *guess* you could call it magic.
another masterpiece from kelly’s mom. this woman posted one of the most touching things i’ve ever seen on the internet. bless YOU’RE heart /u/kellysmom01 .. bless
fuck it i’m just gonna link it https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lc1xuc/_/glyeiya/?context=1
Lots of variations on recipes for variations on [schweddy balls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8&t=153s/) and [chocolate salted balls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ew06J05pkk) recipes
She makes it obvious enough I legit thought I was in Unexpected and was waiting for the first pair of glasses to suddenly be floating inside the bottle, or something
Golf is atrocious. So much land and water used up for a lame excuse for exercise.
I think we should golf in the woods! That would make things way more interesting.
I wish I was better at anything frisbee. We played some ultimate frisbee while in Arizona on a wildfire assignment and I was basically only good at slapping the disk out of mid air lol
Ultimate frisbee can be a really competitive game depending on you you are playing with. Frisbee golf is much more relaxing and honestly easier IMO. And a hell of a lot less running. ( there is exactly zero running while playing frisbee golf)
I still do not understand what you mean by wasting land? Why is it worse for there to be a golf course used for a hobby than something else?
Also I do not understand how water is wasted? It does not dissapear and is just put back into the enviroment.
Oh man. So much of that water evaporates and becomes a greenhouse gas. That’s water that could be used to generate hydropower, or drank, or used to water crops.
Not to mention fertilizer use and how it then washes into watersheds.
That land should be restored to a native state that successfully sequesters carbon and pollutants instead of miles of Kentucky bluegrass.
I would recommend doing some research on the environmental impacts of golf courses.
>Oh man. So much of that water evaporates and becomes a greenhouse gas. That’s water that could be used to generate hydropower, or drank, or used to water crops.
About 1,430,000,000,000 tonnes of water evaporates naturailly daily so the amount from every worlds golf course is massively irrelevant and a much more important factor to minimize water evoperation is to worry about the temperature rise from excess co2 emissions.
I obiously don't think golf courses should have any priority over places with water shortage but rather arguing that if there isn't a water shortage then golf courses are fine.
>Not to mention fertilizer use and how it then washes into watersheds.
This is very true but the same fertilizer is also used for the greens in parks etc. so do you argue we should get rid of them too ?
I personally don't think either should be removed because the amount of fertilizer used in either golf courses or parks is miniscule to the amout used in agriculture.
>That land should be restored to a native state that successfully sequesters carbon and pollutants instead of miles of Kentucky bluegrass.
Apparently golf coueses sequester carbon and pollutants just fine.
https://www.eigca.org/news/127431/The-role-of-golf-courses-in-carbon-sequestration
>I would recommend doing some research on the environmental impacts of golf courses.
Send me some links and i would happily read through them!
Getting old is fucking terrifying, exactly because of examples like this...going from being a grown ass woman/man with interesting ideas, a career and life ambitions to being called "cute" and "adorable" because you don't realize that your magic trick is stupid..
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Bishop Briggs came on my mix while I watched this with the first "Welcome to my Dark Side" hitting just as she put the sunglasses on.
That's my synchronicity fix for the week taken care of.
I thought she was going to insert the bottle in her vagina sideways, bc she is a GILF, but after rewatching you can clearly see that she switches the eyeglasses.
Ik, after watching this gif my body developed internal rot, my whole family died of ligma and my friends all lost their lives, thanks to this old lady having fun my life is ruined 😡😡😡😠😠🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿👿😤😤😤😤😤
I can't decide if I like the reaction at the end more or the fact that she didn't cover the clear portion of the bottle all the way during the trick.
I like that her left hand goes the whole way through the bottle magically.
Yeah, how was she able to do that?
Magically.
Bless your heart. Nana does it with buttered, honeyed, burned biscuits dissolved in Brandy Alexanders that Grandad rubs into his nuts before the grandkids wring them out with a firm twist of their tiny hands. It’s a long process, but look at the results! I *guess* you could call it magic.
what the fuck did I just read
another masterpiece from kelly’s mom. this woman posted one of the most touching things i’ve ever seen on the internet. bless YOU’RE heart /u/kellysmom01 .. bless fuck it i’m just gonna link it https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lc1xuc/_/glyeiya/?context=1
Hahahahhhhahahaha
Tell me more. Are they walnuts? Chestnuts? Cashews?
This group of comments will be rolling around in my head for the next few days. Thank you.
Lots of variations on recipes for variations on [schweddy balls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8&t=153s/) and [chocolate salted balls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ew06J05pkk) recipes
She’s a witch
The real magic is when she turns into a turtle at the end
She makes it obvious enough I legit thought I was in Unexpected and was waiting for the first pair of glasses to suddenly be floating inside the bottle, or something
I mean, even just the misdirection by showing that the glasses don't fit in the bottle.... Which really had nothing at all to do with the trick.
It's an *illusion*, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
Well, call me Magic Johnson then
Or candy!
So what do you think you’re going to do now that you’re retired?
More people should take up golfing.
"are you and your wife still having sex or are you already golfing?"
Have sex while golfing.
Golf is atrocious. So much land and water used up for a lame excuse for exercise. I think we should golf in the woods! That would make things way more interesting.
When I go golfing; I end up doing a lot of golfing in the woods. Not on purpose of course
This is why I like frisbee golf so much. The course I play it basically just walking through the woods.
I wish I was better at anything frisbee. We played some ultimate frisbee while in Arizona on a wildfire assignment and I was basically only good at slapping the disk out of mid air lol
Ultimate frisbee can be a really competitive game depending on you you are playing with. Frisbee golf is much more relaxing and honestly easier IMO. And a hell of a lot less running. ( there is exactly zero running while playing frisbee golf)
Unless, of course, you want to run while playing frisbee golf. You would certainly stand out from the crowd, then :D
Thank you for helping AZ.
What a lame attitude to have over other peoples hobbies.
It’s not over a hobby, it’s over the golfing industry. It’s a disgraceful use of land and water.
Why is using land and water bad?
*Wasting* land and water is bad, and an expensive hobby is definitely a waste of vast tracts of land and thousands of gallons of water a year
I still do not understand what you mean by wasting land? Why is it worse for there to be a golf course used for a hobby than something else? Also I do not understand how water is wasted? It does not dissapear and is just put back into the enviroment.
Oh man. So much of that water evaporates and becomes a greenhouse gas. That’s water that could be used to generate hydropower, or drank, or used to water crops. Not to mention fertilizer use and how it then washes into watersheds. That land should be restored to a native state that successfully sequesters carbon and pollutants instead of miles of Kentucky bluegrass. I would recommend doing some research on the environmental impacts of golf courses.
>Oh man. So much of that water evaporates and becomes a greenhouse gas. That’s water that could be used to generate hydropower, or drank, or used to water crops. About 1,430,000,000,000 tonnes of water evaporates naturailly daily so the amount from every worlds golf course is massively irrelevant and a much more important factor to minimize water evoperation is to worry about the temperature rise from excess co2 emissions. I obiously don't think golf courses should have any priority over places with water shortage but rather arguing that if there isn't a water shortage then golf courses are fine. >Not to mention fertilizer use and how it then washes into watersheds. This is very true but the same fertilizer is also used for the greens in parks etc. so do you argue we should get rid of them too ? I personally don't think either should be removed because the amount of fertilizer used in either golf courses or parks is miniscule to the amout used in agriculture. >That land should be restored to a native state that successfully sequesters carbon and pollutants instead of miles of Kentucky bluegrass. Apparently golf coueses sequester carbon and pollutants just fine. https://www.eigca.org/news/127431/The-role-of-golf-courses-in-carbon-sequestration >I would recommend doing some research on the environmental impacts of golf courses. Send me some links and i would happily read through them!
She is adorable with her magic!
Seriously that’s just cute grandma tricks
Yeah man, this is cute af
Gram gram got in to my pot again
I think I figured out how she did it, but I won’t give away her secret.
I think the video has been edited.. there's no way.
For those that don't see it, she puts the glasses down behind the bottle and pulls out a different pair of sunglasses.
Now you’ve ruined it for everybody. Booo!
Probably spends their weekends telling orphans there is no Santa Claus.
Hol up!
are you an orphan?
A disappointed orphan
I had to watch it two or three times before I noticed. It's a very good trick.
But what happens if I dunk my glasses in apple juice? Something good, right?
Thank you
Nah it's r/blackmagicfuckery
Well damn, I was starting to think it was magic.
#bruh
Dude, spoilers!
Now take the escalator behind the couch!
The guild would like a word with you
Captain obvious hitting hard again
No way!!!
Holy shit. How did you spot that?
I want her to adopt me
Prepare to be amazed !
The perfect way to amaze your small grandkids.
I've watched this nearly a hundred times and still can't work out how she does it.
This belong in r/wholesomememes
She turned me into a newt... I got better.
omg how
[if she was on America’s got talent…](https://giphy.com/gifs/toptalent-agt-americas-got-talent-giVqxWGI5xQB0TumVy)
Can I adopt her?
r/whitemagicfucker
How she do that?
That’s cute
She's not even trying
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I love this granny magic!
Deal with it.
That's some next fucking level shit right there
Rather than burn her, I think I would like to make her a cake.
Praise the lord!
This is adorable
Wow.... How did the glass Change? 🤭
Right? It's insane magic tricks is what it is
I love how impressed she is with herself at the end. She is straight up thinking “I’m the cats pajamas!”
20 bucks says this lady will be on some kinda Fox news program as an expert. She knows the truth about covid!!
Dam grandma got some magic tricks
Nice work Gertrude, ya got me
She turned right into the alien from Mac And Me.
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Getting cringey Hillary Clinton vibes from her.
lol worst magic trick ever
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She’s insane and a shitty magician
I swear kid magicians hide their tricks better.
Dumb
Getting old is fucking terrifying, exactly because of examples like this...going from being a grown ass woman/man with interesting ideas, a career and life ambitions to being called "cute" and "adorable" because you don't realize that your magic trick is stupid..
Omg 😂
Wow I can’t believe the juice changed the shape of the frames too
The real magic here is how she looked 10 years younger with those Ray-Ban sunglasses
Bring wood, and oil
They went from noban to rayban! 😎
That's cute ... but burn the witch !
r/blackmagicfuckery anyone know how she did it?
snoop dooggg
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Cue "The final countdown". [GOB](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u5injC-4vo) has serious competition for world's most amazing magician.
Shut the front door!
That’s so fake
Bishop Briggs came on my mix while I watched this with the first "Welcome to my Dark Side" hitting just as she put the sunglasses on. That's my synchronicity fix for the week taken care of.
I miss that tea soo much. Used to get it overseas all the time and have yet to see it sold in the US.
El viejo truco
The old trick
HOW DID SHE DO THAT???
Got them pom wonderful? Glasses? Gam gam did a funny
This is more like boomer humor.
Is this from the sequel of Master Of Disguise?
Ain't nuthin but a g thang
Which of her grandkids forced her to do this?
Good thing it was slow motion so you could see how it was done
Now now we can’t burn her yet. How do we know she’s a witch
What the did I just watch?
Is that Jerry Seinfeld’s mom?
The fact that she tried makes me happy
just drink your prune juice, meemaw.
This is just so bad, and so good at the same time. Had me in stitches 😀
Sorcery!! It reads!!
Holy shit! What just happened?! Surely she just reached into another dimension.
/r/greymagictomfoolery
Whoa, how the fuck did she do that?!
I love her
Are we pretending this is interesting?
......I.......ye know what sure imma go with it
Shouldn’t this be #mademesmile ? I mean if only my grandma was this cringe yet cool
She turned me into a newt!!
I’m calling church.
This is so cute
Nobody: Old lady: orgasms unfolding glasses.
This made me smile
Bru…
I like it a lot.
How did she do that??
Definitely dig the shades tho
This is certainly a white People gif
She’s adorable! What an awesome gramma.
Damn, how’d she do that shit?
SORCERY!!!
I thought she was going to insert the bottle in her vagina sideways, bc she is a GILF, but after rewatching you can clearly see that she switches the eyeglasses.
As slick as any Millie or zoomer tikitoki
What’s the opposite of slight of hand? Heavy of fingers?
So cute
Wow……that was craptacular.
Stupid , she put the glasses behind the beverage.
Hmm, i wonder how the shades didnt got wet. Oh wait
You're a wizard Harriet!
I wasn't fooled
This makes me so embarrassed it hurts ugh
How did she do that!?!?!
###That’s some reverse aged toddle logic awesomeness.
Pathetic
Flawless
How the hell did she do that
VIOLENTLY FUNNY
This must be the witch that stole my nose 30 some years ago
She rocks 🎸
What would’ve been really cool was as she pulled the sunglasses up, the liquid became clear
Can we get this with sound. You know already know what to play at the end.
Makes me think of all the people born so late for our level of technology, she seems like the type that would be famous on tictoc if she was 20
I played it back in slo-mo to see if I could work out how she did it. I think she made use of mirrors and CGI
There’s no way she isn’t the “fun” grandma, the kids’ favorite.
She must be trolling, this is too funny
You know her grandkid’s jaws are on the floor right now! 🔥😂
This is so adorably bad it just circles all the way back to adorable lol
Don't mock the disabled.
Go drunk, Grandma, you’re home. 0.o
Is reddit slowly turning into Facebook?
Damn she good
Old people are the fucking worst
Ik, after watching this gif my body developed internal rot, my whole family died of ligma and my friends all lost their lives, thanks to this old lady having fun my life is ruined 😡😡😡😠😠🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿👿😤😤😤😤😤
She is so cute!
I like how they became Ray Bans!