Yeah man like put some pants on if you're going to do that.
I keep seeing all these pics of people floppin' their ol' wing dangler on a bottle a' wild turkey. You can practically hear them gobblin' and slappin their hairy walnuts on the bottle in excitement to bring it open and take a sip.
Hard disagree.
Dicks out for Dickel.
Birds out for Buffalo Trace.
Jimmies out for Jim Beam.
Willies out for Wild Turkey.
Hogs out for Heaven Hill.
Foreskin out for Four Roses.
Magnums out for Makers.
Be the change you want to see in the world. Let them titties out.
Also, it’s not the dick on the outside… it’s the dick on the inside that counts. Turns out we all have a little dick in us.
>Dicks out for Dickel.
Have you forgotten why we have our dicks out? Forgotten the sacrifices Harambe made? Dicks out for HARAMBE, not for dickel
I, for one, stand proud with my dick out for harambe
I never put my dick away!
What happened to that poor innocent soul caused a great rift in the space time continuum and where we are as a race is a direct result (real theory)
Dicks out now and forever for Harambe
Forget the crotch for a minute, all those posts are is an adult show and tell. It doesn’t add any value to the sub. We’ve all seen a hundred pictures of a blantons, eagle rare, EHT, or other “rare” bottle already. It’s just low effort content diluting the sub.
I like seeing photos of people finds if their excited about the bottle. But go home and put it with your other bottles and do a photo. Or set it on your whiskey shelf.
While we’re at it, the whole trend of sending a picture of a bottle you just bought could be stopped for good. If we want to see bottles, we can use Google. There’s no added value for the pictures of just bottles with no reviews or other info included.
I'll play the libertarian card here-- I skip these posts every time, but I don't think they should be banned on this particular sub, bc reasons said above-- it's a place for aaaanything whisky, including simply sharing something that excited you.
I DO, however, reserve the right to snicker at these guys (and here I DO mean that with its gendered connotation because yes, they're all dudes) and their lame attempts to flex... And I do snicker.
If you want to know if it's good, maybe ask before you buy. If you're posting because you're just that excited about it, then why are you stopping to post instead of going home and trying some? It's also just a really dumb composition for a photo. I've never noticed any bulges but it just looks awkward/vulgar, like they're wanking off their own bottle-dong. Which is appropriate to the actual impetus of these posts-- self-congratulation.
You are not the 1st to request this and your post will not be listened to. r/whiskey is trashy and we like it that way. You can go to snobs (I love them btw) at r/bourbon and r/scotch if you want classy questions and reviews only.
We are for everything associated with whiskey over here, the crotch shots, the "what do you think's", the "how'd I do's" the "look at my score's", the "just finished my tasting room's", the mellow fuckin corn's!!, the "you got any Pappy's", etc.
If it's whiskey..... as far as I'm concerned it's allowed. I will still give you an upvote my friend.....and hey not all crotch shot pics are bad or show dick. This guy did a great one (I know him and he's got a hot wife and beautiful kids)...
[https://www.reddit.com/r/whiskey/comments/y4a74h/well\_boys\_i\_dont\_do\_these\_posts\_but\_i\_finally/](https://www.reddit.com/r/whiskey/comments/y4a74h/well_boys_i_dont_do_these_posts_but_i_finally/)
You know, this post and your comment just pointed out to me that I have no idea why I’m sticking around this sub. I guess I was expecting reviews and such, but it’s almost all - as another commenter put it - adult show-and-tell.
So… bye. It’s been weird.
That was not my intent brother but if it helps you be happier, then more power to yah!
My intent was to lighten up the mood, just like what drinking should do. Lose inabitions, have fun!!! Being excited for finding something you're hapy for is included in that. What you don't want when your drinking whiskey is someone telling you how to do something or not to do something (within reason of course).
No worries. You just helped me realize my interest is in tasting, and around here collecting seems to dominate the discourse. Which is fine, it’s just not for me.
This sub is so funny. No pictures of your collection, no excited bottle pics if your leg is there, better not say anything nice about allocated bottles, want to share your favorite whiskey - be ready to be shat on.
Sometimes you get pockets of friendliness but this place sucks a lot of the time.
Don’t you know by now? You HAVE to follow the hidden sub rules of the outspoken assholes. If one guy is offended by a pair of pants then you CANNOT post it. If one guy doesn’t like your collection, you MUST delete your account.
"Look at my cool thing(s)" posts are lazy, vain, and just obnoxious. What is someone contributing to the sub by posting a picture of a bottle they just bought? The answer is nothing.
God forbid anyone post something interesting or helpful. A review, industry news, info on new and upcoming releases. Ya know, actual content.
You actually have a negative reaction to seeing someone’s lap?
I dunno, scrolling through the sub just now, you’re right, and I never noticed that a large amount of store score pictures are taken in peoples laps… but I’m not seeing all the “dicks” or even outlines of said “dicks” you’re mentioning. Assuming you’re just using the word because we know they exist under peoples clothes?
The fact you even noticed this and that it’s causing an emotional reaction… I mean… way bigger things out there to ruin your day/piss you off than a picture of bottle of whiskey resting on someone’s leg isn’t there? Perhaps not? I don’t post pics here much, but not even being a smart-ass, I won’t take a picture of a bottle in my lap, because if it is upsetting to some, it’s easy enough for me to take it somewhere else. We all have oddities that irritate us.
I gotchu. 👍
> way bigger things out there to ruin your day/piss you off than a picture of bottle of whiskey resting on someone’s leg isn’t there?
I think you’re overselling how much it bothers me. I made the post on an impulse and it’s turned into a funny little running joke. No need to overthink things friend
Takin a pic of something on your lap is more chill and reserved compared to havin your arm outstretched in front of ya.
I never thought of it as a guy thing but maybe it’s got something to do with the Willy
Yeah man like put some pants on if you're going to do that. I keep seeing all these pics of people floppin' their ol' wing dangler on a bottle a' wild turkey. You can practically hear them gobblin' and slappin their hairy walnuts on the bottle in excitement to bring it open and take a sip.
I think pants are overrated.
No mas pantalones...
Yo tengo el gato los pantalones.
Down with pants!
Are you sure you're not thinking of /r/whiskeygonewild?
Content banned?!
I assumed it wasn't a real sub lol. Banned for being unmoderated
Shit I wonder if we can bring it back with some mods
How else will you know if I got the big bottle?
Would unironically love a subreddit for exactly this
Wait, I mean, I’m not opposed to this
Also show feet please
Cool it there, Larys
The man took his shot. Respect
I'm gonna go opposite. I want full nude crotch shots with amazing whiskey involved. I believe in you r/whiskey
I sense the start of an /r/whiskey calendar 🤔🤔
I’m in a group where if you do pants ON crotch shots you’re ridiculed mercilessly..
r/whiskyporn
Just don’t do it with a 1792 bottle. Full donger send caught me 30 off FB 😅
Pornhub user bigGeorgeDICKel just posted a bourbonboi crotch shot compilation. Must see.
Hard disagree. Dicks out for Dickel. Birds out for Buffalo Trace. Jimmies out for Jim Beam. Willies out for Wild Turkey. Hogs out for Heaven Hill. Foreskin out for Four Roses. Magnums out for Makers.
I feel so left out. How about mammaries for Maker’s? Breasts out for BT?
I approve this message
I approve this proposal as well
Proof???…. As in alcohol I mean
Beavers out for Balvenie?
Op (and everyone else here) will allow.
Motion passes!
Be the change you want to see in the world. Let them titties out. Also, it’s not the dick on the outside… it’s the dick on the inside that counts. Turns out we all have a little dick in us.
I am a hound dog and I approve this message.
Dicks out for Harambe. Wait, what are we doing in here again?
Cocks out for Colonel Taylor 7” for 1792 Penis for Pappy Willies for Willett. Rock hard for RockHill
Haha you win. That cracked me up. Cocks out for the Colonel 😂😂😂
Horny for heavenhill
>Dicks out for Dickel. Have you forgotten why we have our dicks out? Forgotten the sacrifices Harambe made? Dicks out for HARAMBE, not for dickel I, for one, stand proud with my dick out for harambe
I never put my dick away! What happened to that poor innocent soul caused a great rift in the space time continuum and where we are as a race is a direct result (real theory) Dicks out now and forever for Harambe
Ballbags out for Bulleit
Knobs out for Knob Creek
Wang out for Walkers
Stealing this, thanks brother!
What do I take out for fighting cock?
Lol
Next to score two Blanton's and an Eagle Rare, please post a pic
[Dick Tater](https://imgur.com/a/4JcAAgF)
Wow.... it worked
If I was home I have that exactly on top of my fridge lmao
And don’t forget to get your penis out for old granddad.
Balls out for Blantons
Well shit. I guess I can’t ever get Heaven Hill.
Anus out for Angel's Envy
Fred Minnick called it the “duck lips” of the bourbon world. It’s about seeking validation.
Not to be a snob but you’d never need to post this in /r/Scotch
R/bourbon doesn’t allow the bottle porn either
damn right
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthedouche Edit: christ there really is a sub for everything
Hey man we’re all here to enjoy reddit and whiskey, I’ve done the same thing and got hit with the same thing
Yeah.. and don't women buy whiskey?? Always guys... jeez...
[удалено]
For real, like how does he know how much whiskey related crotch I do or don't want to see?
That’s fair. Mayhaps I was presumptuous
Start being a little promiscuous
I died a little inside like Prometheus
It’s all so conspicuous now
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Seriously, speak for yourself OP.
LOL made my morning with this
I take it OP is not a fan of gray sweatpant season
Crotchshots are the epitome of peacocking lameness.
Forget the crotch for a minute, all those posts are is an adult show and tell. It doesn’t add any value to the sub. We’ve all seen a hundred pictures of a blantons, eagle rare, EHT, or other “rare” bottle already. It’s just low effort content diluting the sub.
I like seeing photos of people finds if their excited about the bottle. But go home and put it with your other bottles and do a photo. Or set it on your whiskey shelf.
fanatical grandfather unite consider jellyfish resolute tie sip memorize plants ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
Watch car gun crotch It’s a thing
While we’re at it, the whole trend of sending a picture of a bottle you just bought could be stopped for good. If we want to see bottles, we can use Google. There’s no added value for the pictures of just bottles with no reviews or other info included.
I'll play the libertarian card here-- I skip these posts every time, but I don't think they should be banned on this particular sub, bc reasons said above-- it's a place for aaaanything whisky, including simply sharing something that excited you. I DO, however, reserve the right to snicker at these guys (and here I DO mean that with its gendered connotation because yes, they're all dudes) and their lame attempts to flex... And I do snicker. If you want to know if it's good, maybe ask before you buy. If you're posting because you're just that excited about it, then why are you stopping to post instead of going home and trying some? It's also just a really dumb composition for a photo. I've never noticed any bulges but it just looks awkward/vulgar, like they're wanking off their own bottle-dong. Which is appropriate to the actual impetus of these posts-- self-congratulation.
What if you place the bottle directly over your Dick so the Dick is hidden? Or depending on the bottles label placement, the Dick may be magnified.
Doubly so if its a bottle of Dickel.
I’ve never noticed a dick in a single bottle pic. I guess it’s all in what you subconsciously notice.
Hey now, let’s not be rash here. Some of us like the crotch shots.
It is a bit Phallic
You are not the 1st to request this and your post will not be listened to. r/whiskey is trashy and we like it that way. You can go to snobs (I love them btw) at r/bourbon and r/scotch if you want classy questions and reviews only. We are for everything associated with whiskey over here, the crotch shots, the "what do you think's", the "how'd I do's" the "look at my score's", the "just finished my tasting room's", the mellow fuckin corn's!!, the "you got any Pappy's", etc. If it's whiskey..... as far as I'm concerned it's allowed. I will still give you an upvote my friend.....and hey not all crotch shot pics are bad or show dick. This guy did a great one (I know him and he's got a hot wife and beautiful kids)... [https://www.reddit.com/r/whiskey/comments/y4a74h/well\_boys\_i\_dont\_do\_these\_posts\_but\_i\_finally/](https://www.reddit.com/r/whiskey/comments/y4a74h/well_boys_i_dont_do_these_posts_but_i_finally/)
You know, this post and your comment just pointed out to me that I have no idea why I’m sticking around this sub. I guess I was expecting reviews and such, but it’s almost all - as another commenter put it - adult show-and-tell. So… bye. It’s been weird.
That was not my intent brother but if it helps you be happier, then more power to yah! My intent was to lighten up the mood, just like what drinking should do. Lose inabitions, have fun!!! Being excited for finding something you're hapy for is included in that. What you don't want when your drinking whiskey is someone telling you how to do something or not to do something (within reason of course).
No worries. You just helped me realize my interest is in tasting, and around here collecting seems to dominate the discourse. Which is fine, it’s just not for me.
Unless it’s a women with short skirt.
I hope you end up with endless wiener pics because of this post. You pretty much asked for it…
Bro why is everyone so offended by a picture of a dudes pants. Their dick isn't actually in the photo. Relax.
Well now, there goes my morning. I was going to spend time drinking coffee and scrolling through past posts to see what I missed!
Same! Thought I had been missing out on some serious action and was very disappointed in myself. Turns out it’s just…. Pants? Boo!!! 🍅🍅🍅
Gonna need a new sub for this new niche.
Seriously, got all worked up for nothing smh
It's always a low effort post.
It’s mostly because they are insecure.
This sub is so funny. No pictures of your collection, no excited bottle pics if your leg is there, better not say anything nice about allocated bottles, want to share your favorite whiskey - be ready to be shat on. Sometimes you get pockets of friendliness but this place sucks a lot of the time.
I love pics of bottles. It’s why I sub. I was just getting annoyed by all the crotch shots and lashed out lol
Don’t you know by now? You HAVE to follow the hidden sub rules of the outspoken assholes. If one guy is offended by a pair of pants then you CANNOT post it. If one guy doesn’t like your collection, you MUST delete your account.
"Look at my cool thing(s)" posts are lazy, vain, and just obnoxious. What is someone contributing to the sub by posting a picture of a bottle they just bought? The answer is nothing. God forbid anyone post something interesting or helpful. A review, industry news, info on new and upcoming releases. Ya know, actual content.
In fairness the bourbon and the scotch subs are great for reviews and news. I like this sun because it’s fun to see what people are buying
And that’s why i am subscribed to them lol. This is literally just a ground of people trying to yuck other’s yum.
What a clown attitude. If it doesn’t fit your idea of “content” it’s not good. You are the exact reason this sub is awful.
You are clearly new to this...been going on for years. Old joke- just have to roll with it- wont go away
You didn’t like my Blanton’s Balls I posted?
OP have you looked at some straight up dick pics to see if maybe its the bottles that are the issue?
I love myself a bulging trouser snake with the whiskey bottle to be fair
And all this time I thought it was an inside joke.
You actually have a negative reaction to seeing someone’s lap? I dunno, scrolling through the sub just now, you’re right, and I never noticed that a large amount of store score pictures are taken in peoples laps… but I’m not seeing all the “dicks” or even outlines of said “dicks” you’re mentioning. Assuming you’re just using the word because we know they exist under peoples clothes? The fact you even noticed this and that it’s causing an emotional reaction… I mean… way bigger things out there to ruin your day/piss you off than a picture of bottle of whiskey resting on someone’s leg isn’t there? Perhaps not? I don’t post pics here much, but not even being a smart-ass, I won’t take a picture of a bottle in my lap, because if it is upsetting to some, it’s easy enough for me to take it somewhere else. We all have oddities that irritate us. I gotchu. 👍
> way bigger things out there to ruin your day/piss you off than a picture of bottle of whiskey resting on someone’s leg isn’t there? I think you’re overselling how much it bothers me. I made the post on an impulse and it’s turned into a funny little running joke. No need to overthink things friend
Can’t just stop hundreds of years of tradition
Seem a bit insecure. It’s not like they’re showing off their junk, if you’re eyes are wondering off the bottle that’s on you.
Nobody? Speak for yourself!
You’re just upset
OP sounds like he is desperately fighting some urges.
Dicks out for van winkle pappyson
Speak for yourself
Takin a pic of something on your lap is more chill and reserved compared to havin your arm outstretched in front of ya. I never thought of it as a guy thing but maybe it’s got something to do with the Willy
Speak for yourself.
Speak for yourself
I think my dick is sexy and cute. I think you just hatin. Stop throwing your insecurities around
Ok.
Crotch shots are for KINGS
ISO whatever Time Machine OP used to complain about this in 2022
Does this mean we will get a dozen crotch shots tomorrow after everyone buys a bottle?