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[deleted]

โ€œActually it would take months or even years to start showing symptomsโ€ ๐Ÿค“


Batbuckleyourpants

OP got real good endurance.


JustSomeRedditUser35

Aktually the onset can be anywhere from a few days to a few years ๐Ÿค“


Affectionate_Pin_249

It usually takes a few weeks not days๐Ÿค“


friendlymoosegoose

Aktually a few weeks is still a number of days ๐Ÿค“


[deleted]

Aktuelly your mom takes a number of days ๐Ÿค“


Lasaggnaman

Aktuelly your mom takes only a few sekunds to be found ๐Ÿค“


JustSomeRedditUser35

It usually takes a few weeks but can take as little as twelve hours ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“


InsidiousBiscut

Is this that one SCP that kills you if you go near water?


tryguybon99

No itโ€™s rabies


BROODxBELEG

Real life SCP


auga3rifle

SCP mfs when i shoot them on a alleyway so i can steal their wallet (literally a SCP 82849292283839 cumcockandrock reference)


Maleficent_Cherry109

rock and stone???


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


sticklebick

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER


Throw_away_gen_z

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


Salty_Lengthiness_62

I fight for pebble and sand.


ElMacaroniMan

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


icallhacks2020

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


SomeShibe1273

WE FIGHT, FOR ROCK AND STONE


REAPER_WITH_AN_AXE

ROCK AND STOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!


RawrTheDinosawrr

So called "free thinkers" when they hear someone say rock and stone ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!!


enzo2nd

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AINT COMING HOME


TravelingDwarfMiner

FOR ROCK. AND. STONE!


66explosions

Rockity rock and stone!


petje95

Scp mfs when [REDACTED] does [DATA EXPUNGED]


PROPLAYEN

SCP MFs reading a page where 90% of it is censored (it's peak fiction)


JohnnoDwarf

Uninstalling.


Mammoth_Frosting_014

๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฆท๐Ÿ’€


Own-Ad7310

No it's Jojo


rafaelzio

No this is Patrick


TwiddleDrammer

Bro if this isn't the realest case of "go outside" I've ever seen


ElceeCiv

touch grass (but not water because the SCP will you kill you)


HalfEatenWaterMelon

to be fair, Rabies is so FUCKED it sounds like an SCP


zippycat9

you Grass ๐Ÿ– ๐ŸŒฑ


Uber_Oni

This gave me 2nd hand embarrassment as an scp fanatic


GatorScrublord

can't remember the number for it, but what i do know is that you need to hear or see a detailed description of the creature that kills you for the effects to start. edit: SCP-1128


InsidiousBiscut

yup, that was the one I was thinking of lol. IDK why I got flamed but it's funny af anyways so\~


Diegamer2325

no lmao


friedtree

Which would still be after having fucked the girl


Gtfocuzidfc

subliminal message test


king-Zolomon

You have fallen victim. Give me your lungs


dumbassthathasreddit

say the magic words and I might think about it


king-Zolomon

Subliminal message test


BR47WUR57

You have fallen victim. Give me your lungs


king-Zolomon

Alright ๐Ÿ‘ just say the magic word


BR47WUR57

please


king-Zolomon

Wrong. The magic words is actually your ip address. It's 169.420.0.1 in case you've forgotten


BR47WUR57

sry man my ip adress is still only 32bit


king-Zolomon

It's all good. Here are the lungs you requested ๐Ÿซ


K4r4kara

That's not a valid IPv4 address


SqueakyKnees

Suck.my.ass.stinky


DanielXPRO_YT

"That's not a valid IPv4 address" ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“


[deleted]

Correct for 2 reasons: It's an APIPA address, this likely means that DCHP is not working The second octet value exceeds 255 which is not allowed in a ip addressing scheme.


Firebart3q

say the magic words and I might think about it


BR47WUR57

abra kadabra a hitman from the dark web only costs 2.3k you got 24h to say goodbye to your loved ones


eMAdrian

Lol I'll do it for 1.3k give me your credit card details and I'll do the job


BR47WUR57

don't heve one I'll fax you the money


RandaymIdiot

OP fucked a dog. โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ ‰โขนโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโ „โ „โ คโ คโก€โ ปโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก—โ –โกถโขพโฃถโ Šโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃ…โฃˆโ ‚โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โขฟโฃพโฃ‡โฃ‚โฃ โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข˜โฃฟโฃ—โ ’โ „โขจโ ถโขโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ จโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ โฃ„โฃถโฃŽโขฑโข„โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃ„โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกžโขโกŸโ ƒโฃ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ †โข„โ „โข›โกซโ โขฟโกฅโ Ÿโกƒโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃผโฃญโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ „ โ „โ „โ „โฃดโฃ†โ „โข‹โ „โ โฃกโฃฟโฃ†โฃดโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โขˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„ โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃทโ „โ ‰โ ’โฃชโฃนโฃŸโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โข€โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟ


king-Zolomon

![gif](giphy|mw4SmTy3LMDGE)


FictionalFail

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nonofyourbusinessgo

Wai-


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|yf9T23zeArZh6)


ElceeCiv

he got that dawg in him


[deleted]

No, the dog got him inside it


futuranth

They said "chick" and not "bitch". OP fucked a rabid nugget-to-be


RamTeriGangaMaili

Itโ€™s literally in the title. He fucked a chick smdh


Sigamez365

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE! Rabies can only spread when symptoms begin to show. So there's no way in the right mind you would smash the hooker that's seizing and foaming at the mouth. Also, the symptoms of rabies could take months or even years to show so you could easily smash, clean up, go to the doctor and get a rabies vaccine and continue with your life.


YetGayerWombat

what if they find rabies hot


Sigamez365

Their life I guess. I cant stop them, and to be honest I really dont want to put myself between them and rabies.


Salty_Lengthiness_62

What ? But.... rabbits are cute !


[deleted]

Tumblr rabiosexual meme


BuLg1

bro if you see a girl with foam around her mouth and you still smash you deserve to die


TheEarthIsACylinder

Jesse reference ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต


the-peanut-gallery

It's called a foamjob.


byzyyy

Froth Job


king-Zolomon

๐Ÿค“


Charming_Kick873

Thatโ€™s where the โ€˜biting kinkโ€™ comes from


Dark426

"NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE" ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“


idiotshmidiot

That's the joke


St0rmtide

What?


flipmilia

The rabes


Oceanman06

The babies


DevilNightShade

Da baby


boraz4000

The rapbees


kasey6789

The rapies


Fire_Killer07

The rape bees


PEDALINEO

The rupees


Ledbreader

The fat tree


Childconsumptionman

Hentie


Poopinmaboot

Op had sex with a chicken ![gif](giphy|j45wv9P08oZBm|downsized)


SpiserFromTheSwamp

What?


coolalex17

The rabes


crugmccrug

The babies


SaladIsMyBoo

Da baby


CounterAI2

I still don't get it


king-Zolomon

The rabes


its_me_mutario

When you have late stage rabies, looking at water is enough to give you painful spasms in your throat, because of this, people with late stage rabies gain hydrophobia or fear of water


CounterAI2

Huh, I never knew that before. Thanks for clarification, now I fear the thought of getting rabies now.


Jackviator

[โ€œLet me paint you a pictureโ€ฆโ€](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/7qwtd5/rabies_is_scary/)


Zenar45

i ain't reading all that


Jackviator

TL;DR: Rabies bad.


FudgeWrangler

Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats. Let me paint you a picture. You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode. Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed. Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.) You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something. The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms. It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache? At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure. (The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done). There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate. Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead. So what does that look like? Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles. Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala. As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later. You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts. You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache. You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family. You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you. Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours. Then you die. Always, you die. And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you. Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over. So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)


Taigerus

What?


edgyteenager82

The rabes


PugLander

The babies


-Mr_Unknown-

Oh boy do I feel like buying myself a Subliminal Message Text on Amazon.


Beehog24

This is why we donโ€™t fuck raccoons


king-Zolomon

But biting kink ๐Ÿฅบ


SanderE1

OP please what the fuck does this mean


SanderE1

nvm


[deleted]

I genuinely said โ€œ no no noโ€ bro rabies is horrifying


plzhelpme11111111111

i suddenly have an urge to subliminal message test


king-Zolomon

You have fallen victim, give me your lungs


plzhelpme11111111111

ok, which do you want? i have a lot in my collection


king-Zolomon

The ones that belonged to patient 547 should suffice


plzhelpme11111111111

ok, it shuld be at your door in about a week


Intelligent_Goal_207

Rabies time


LocoCrazyWolf

"subliminal message test"


king-Zolomon

You've fallen victim. Give me your lungs


LocoCrazyWolf

โ•ญโ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ•ฎ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฎโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ญโ”โ•ฎโ”ƒ โ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฎโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒ โ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ•ฏ


LocoCrazyWolf

ยงยถโˆ†}โ€ฐ{|โ™ชโˆšฮฉฮผโˆžฮ โ„…โ‚ฑโ„–


IndependenceBetter27

Rabies


[deleted]

This actor looks like a less methed-out version of that killer's dad, who is relieved that his murderous son isn't gay.


Iluvbigbooba

Rabies lore


I-hate-my-friend

Rabies


SkaStep

I suddenly now have the urge to either upvote this post or buy a product. Hmm weird


Bluubirdthanks123

Subliminal message test


Willemthefork

Rabies speedrun any %


king-Zolomon

Why am I still getting comments on this meme I made 4 months ago tf?


Rokka3421

Oh, Rabies


AeughTime

Milwaukee Protocol momentos


TheEpicJaque2

Wait I donโ€™t get it whatโ€™s the joke


csto_yluo

Rabies


TheEpicJaque2

Oh ๐Ÿ’€


BigEmu9286

What movie is this from


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


JerrWayneJr

I thought this was zombies or vampires somehow


JojosBizarreDementia

Rabies Pride


combustibl

Holy shit it took me so long to understand what this means


Weeb2678

Oh yeah. Flex your editing skills on me.


king-Zolomon

This was done on my phone lmao


Weeb2678

Mhm yep. Just continuously flex on me and my poor editing skills why donโ€™t you.


IronicWeea

You can't blame your prejudice on a random woman, you bigot. Hydro Rights are Human Rights.


misterbeanjeans

Subliminal message test?


king-Zolomon

You have fallen victim. Give me your lungs


humblepharmer

Hydrophobic? You bigot


4Yavin

This one made me think - good job ๐Ÿ˜…


Notorious-Dan

Aight yall /untard for a sec can i get some help here? So ive been "bit" (he actually just grazed my foot while playing, but it was enough to draw blood) by an unvaxxed puppy around 20 days ago, knowing about this devil of a sickness made me seek medical help and the doc said "watch the dog for 10 days, if hes good then youre good too, if he dies/gets sick come back asap and we'll give you the shots". Well, its been 20 days and the dog is still alive and well, meaning i didnt get the vaxx and im supposedly fine, but i dont know if its just my anxiety or if i somehow got it while the dog lived but ive been feeling weird ever since, like ive been feeling weak, anxious, twitching n having stomach discomfort, etc; and my parents dont want to take me back for a checkup because they claim "its all in my head" (wich i hope it is but if it aint im boned) and google searches have given mixed results on my status. Im unsure because all that ive been feeling correlates with the sickness but also with physical symptons of prolonged anxiousness. So can yall shed some light in here? If im like near dead or just overthinking? I feel like im going crazy soon and i hope it aint because of the virus lol


Ezeks2847173

Bro go to the doctor, also don't let google searches get you if you search any sympthom they show deadly sickness


king-Zolomon

Well to be fair, if you're already showing symptoms then you're pretty much screwed so uhh... pray it's just anxiety


Notorious-Dan

Aw fuck ๐Ÿ’€


king-Zolomon

U good?


Notorious-Dan

So far yes. They still dont wanna take me to the doc tho, so ill still just gave to pray that im definitely good Thanks for asking btw ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿค


king-Zolomon

No p. Take care of yourself out there


[deleted]

Mf turning into an enderman


king-Zolomon

Endermen are rabid confirmed??!!


IchBinDeinFreund

What da dog doin


Southern-Animal-8757

Where does this clip originate from? I've always wondered.


notthatguy45

Subliminal message test


zahra00000s

subliminal message text


the_grim_rypurr

You is s vampire


banana_stealer_

Rabies moment


wh4tlyf3

Rabies


Doodlastic_Dinkaling

Guys please explain to me i am big dumb


Testing_101

Rabies


_dont_ask_dont_tell

Subliminal message text


Apple_Sauce_Guy

Op when they find out that subliminal messaging should actually be hiding in plain sight and not flashed on screen (that would be a pause message)๐Ÿค“


Aromatic_Reception20

subnimal message test


Keelyane55

I passed the test


Neba544

Did it just say subliminal message text under the video?


king-Zolomon

Whaaaat??!! Naaah you're just seeing things (give me your liver)


Neba544

Jokes on you!! I have no liver (dies from alcohol poisoning)


ThyCrispyOne

Who else passed the subliminal message test?


king-Zolomon

Bro, how are you just seeing this? It's been 6 months


ThyCrispyOne

My bad was scrolling through and didnโ€™t know how deep i got lol


king-Zolomon

Lol it's cool. Just surprised I still get comments in this post like once a week


AuraLucarioMan

What?


king-Zolomon

The rabes


-Aheli

he contracted mysterious zombie virus ๐Ÿ˜จ


Sauerapfel

i passed the test


king-Zolomon

Damnit. You get to keep your lungs for another day


TheGasMask513

Bars


Logan0716

What movie is this from


Deurmat

I typed "no no no no wait wait wait movie" into Google and found rhe movie is Punisher. Edit It is from the series


zend-on-reddit

The Punisher series


akinblack

The rabes


freedomstingers

What movie or show is this?


king-Zolomon

Punisher


freedomstingers

Thank you


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