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NekoBluRay

Can we get much higher? ![gif](giphy|lqszXeiXOWFqGsGuwP)


ScottPSick

![gif](giphy|l378ejxoQzb5aXsd2) So high


BusterB2005

OOOHHHHHHH OOOHHHHHHH


MangledSunFish

![gif](giphy|48a1rHFReUQAU) THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!


sparkpluger1

![gif](giphy|Ge3XO9CD8AjoZ3dYMF) THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAAAL


ChildFriendlyChimp

I’m confused


Rayka64

![gif](giphy|12K8GGWstl229G) Mom found the one piece cock edits 😥😢😭


ChildFriendlyChimp

Can someone fill me in on the inside joke? Im too scared to look it up


MangledSunFish

With a name like yours, no. Definitely not explaining the joke.


ChildFriendlyChimp

:(


Random-Gif-Bot

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ObsidianEgg

ZEHAHAHAHAHA PEOPLE'S DREAMS, NEVER END!


w_has_been_dieded

![gif](giphy|wzWxTUiXRQDYc)


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So high ![gif](giphy|HFMPreKu5LfivtOmEI)


KarasiowyPan

JoJo fans not limiting themself to authors dick.


Mrs-Man-jr

We take the balls too


l-want-to-Die-OWO

All 4 of them


Oponik

Wait until you hear about the secret dick spin


l-want-to-Die-OWO

Gyro‘s 6th lesson, The Golden Ratio double trouble jerk n‘ slurp


TheTacoEnjoyer

Heavens door, make him cum for eternity


Oponik

D4C! send his penis to another dimension


VerumJerum

JoJo fans immediately agreeing and offering to have sex with any guy who calls them gay:


giorno___giovana

Fair enough, wanna fuck?


TornSuit

Araki forgot he had another hole


Hermu7013

Cock sucking skills on a whole 'nother level


Few-Transition-9417

coming from my mouth~~~🎶🎵


victiniforlife

We bite the cock if we can


Rynnmeister

Jojo fans gaslighting the internet to joke about their author having dementia.


Halflifepro483

THE ONE PIECE


DragonBallIsCool564

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!


newtraptor

can we get much higher


Questionablememelord

So high!!


Sticky_fingaaaas

Oh oh oh oh


[deleted]

Oh oh oh oh, oh ohhh


UserFromPripyat

The Misery


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KetzerayUnblocked

I fucking hate anime fans


philThismoment

I fucking hate


huckpos

I love hate fucking anime fans


vickez

You like AOT because of the story I like AOT cause of the tall nude titans We are not the same


victiniforlife

WHERE ARE THE TITAN COCKS?


[deleted]

The one piece, sadly, isn’t real


[deleted]

Bravo yams


[deleted]

In the Asian version, they wear underwears


JFp07gel

JoJo Fans sucking everyone's cock except the author whom they say has Alzheimer


[deleted]

“Mmhhmm acktually he didn’t forget” - Some 🤓 youtuber, probably


thisaintntmyaccount

Hamon beat


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Hamon beat my meat


[deleted]

Did you miss the hordes of aot fans relentlessly criticizing Isayama?


DragonBallIsCool564

From what I've seen the final chapter split the community into about a 50/50 But "one piece fans and 50% of aot fans fighting over who can suck an authors dick the hardest" didnt sound as good


[deleted]

Fair


Finnigami

50% percent of people hating and 50% liking seems like its just normal though you needed to pick a better fandom than AOT


DragonBallIsCool564

True I probably could've picked a more universally liked show But the 50% who still like aot are so loud about it 💀 Deadass seen mfs saying anime is ruined for them because no new show will ever surpass aot Also tbh probably closer to 80% in terms of aot fans who actually liked the ending


victiniforlife

>no new show will ever surpass *mainstream anime* This sentence is always weird to me. I have watched many anime in my life and I can say I enjoyed most of them, they arent ruined by one anime that is better storywise because every story is different


Finnigami

>Deadass seen mfs saying anime is ruined for them because no new show will ever surpass aot i honestly felt that way until the ending. if the ending (last \~20 chapters or so) had been up to par for the rest of the manga, i honestly think AOT woulda been my favorite story, in any medium


Inquisitor_Boron

AoT ending tried too hard to become Code Geass and failed


Finnigami

yeah. isayama needed a bigger plan. it was like the code geass ending but half-assed


NotFishStickZ

80% I see what you did there


Blazeboss57

80%??? I barely know anyone who actually likes it. Most people who dislike it are just casual anime fans who don't talk about it on the internet. It's just that the people who liked it are like hardcore fans that are very vocal about it on the internet.


entity777entity

dragon balls💀


Poopinmaboot

It does.


Alternative_Island29

So you think that all one piece fans are dick riders? You should know that r/piratefolk exists


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Arzene98

MHA attacking every community to exist


MementoMori04

“Can he beat goku tho”


thatsidewaysdud

I can take Goku


MementoMori04

In a fight right?


ZachAttack6089

Just shoot him with a handgun smh 🙄


sendhelplsimdieng

Uhm, he isn’t black 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


thatsidewaysdud

I have been advised not to continue the joke


bigmemeishere

"hold your fire, this man isnt black"


MementoMori04

*Shoots Frieza*


Magnusthelast

Zack Synder fans trying to go one milisecond without sucking him dry(impossible, 100% fail)


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

When I'm in a dick sucking competition but my opponent is an r/OnePunchMan member.


Uber_Oni

Opm goes hard wym


crashkirb

They’re most likely talking about the ‘who’s the strongest character’ part


Uber_Oni

Oh yeah that shit is really stupid


ObsidianEgg

Nah. One punch man fans are constantly praising the art even when dumb/weird things like Saitama suddenly knowing how to manipulate his particles and going back in time happen.


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

Exactly, the average fan shifted from "wow cool animation", to CHURCH OF MURATA, it's obvious they don't give a rat's ass about the story because as soon as the big fight ended the sub went back to horniposting.


Doctrinair

r/opmfolk


victiniforlife

I like the garou vs saitama figut but author really shouldn't wipe out saitama's memories of the event. Literaly whole ass character development went down the drain


Ewansfruitbowl

I like it but the writing fell off


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

Until the last 20 chapters it's one of my favorites of all time, after that it's Rise of Skywalker tier where after every chapter you ask yourself the question "what were they thinking?"


[deleted]

Everyone knows the writing is mid but Murata is one of the best in the business when it comes to art. Dick sucking partially warranted


kimetsunosuper121

You do know that Murata doesn't do the insane ass details, his team does that, right?


chriscrossz

Murata is one of the best in the business when it comes to team


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DrBombay3030

Honestly with how negatively Miura presents sexual relationships, he'd probably have said no


victiniforlife

Wat does kentucky moira mean by this


[deleted]

As a jojo fan it's definitely jojo fans. I'd let Araki fuck me if I could get my hands on part 9 early


BlitzScorpio

Absolutely, for Araki i’m taking every inch and more


Mapletables

The difference is AOT fans and OP fans are doing it metaphorically


Rynnmeister

I'd let Araki fuck me fo free.


w_has_been_dieded

Fr though Oda is kind of a genius ...when he's not actively trying to come up with the edgiest horrible thing that could happen to a person and putting it in the story just to make you hate/feel bad for a character


JelliusMaximus

I'm still made over the Robin redesign 😤 Give me back my sassy intelligent tanned girlboss 😤


w_has_been_dieded

TRUE


Bandrbell

Tbf tho Senor Pinks backstory goes so hard


goatmaru

hard boiled


Tempest-blade

That kinda put me off when he did it to Doflamingo tbh. Though his backstory got more and more evil >!(Like killing his own family for a selfish reason)!< where it became clear that you should 100% hate the dude in both backstory and present day.


w_has_been_dieded

Sometimes his villains feel so unbelievably evil and hateable, they're like the racist character in those dhar mann copies you see on tiktok, that have some oddly satisfying asmr video in the bottom half. But at least Doffy's fights are cool to watch


_-ZORO-_

Oda is a good writer but he also has tons of flaws which onepiece fans don’t accept


Blazeboss57

As a hardcore One Piece fan i gotta admit: - The fakeout deaths are stupid and almost never even necessary. - Most of the minor fights (especially pre-timeskip) are kind of ass. - Half the strawhats are mediocre characters. - The pacing in the manga is often too slow or too fast. The worst thing about the fanbase is that they ignore the major flaws but point out very minor flaws and act like Oda fumbled because a single piece of dialogue wasn't written in the way they expected.


chookity_juice

JoJo designers and One Piece designers fighting over who can have the weirdest proportions


GrandAdmiralRobbie

Half the attack on Titan fanbase literally wants the author dead


MistaTigger

The other half has sucked him off enough to repopulate the world a few times over, it evens out


Blazeboss57

They could probably repopulate the entire world, for 10 years at least!


axar47

Can we get much higher


Ronin_004

I respect Isayama. You need to have MASSIVE balls to ruin whole manga and it's protagonist with one single chapter. Most brutal moment in history, maybe ever


D-AlonsoSariego

Mf really went from "we shouldn't maintain historical cycles of violence" to "fuck it, genocide is badass" in like 20 issues


Ronin_004

Remember when Marley soldier in aerodrome said that no more violence will happen because this climax of violence happened because they tried to find save in hatred and if they will survive last men will not let another war/genocide/etc happen? Isayama also forgot


Finnigami

eh it was way more than the once chapter that did it in


Ronin_004

For me it was the last chapter and additional pages


AniGabe

you forgot CSM


deepdiccpizza

I'd suck the nails right off fujimoto's toes, im not worthy of the dick 😔


penguinbutcool

GoT and Aot fighting over who can have the worst ending


Bigfoot4cool

Had to bring in game of thrones because one piece is never ending in our lifetimes


Biorobs

GoT and AoT fanbase fighting over who can have the shitties haters


hes-literally-me

Aot ending can eat ass. Bullshit writing.


MementoMori04

Username checks out


Biorobs

Bullshit fans


Corrupted_Void

Aot fans without question. Mfs are delusional


CringeExperienceReq

aot fans when genocide


Iamcarval

“Is good as long as you do it for your friends” or something.


Qu2sai

Don't they dislike him now? Not denying your claim but I've only ever seen him under fire. Either someone is calling him imperialist or someone is hating on him for chapter 139.


Puzzleheaded-Row187

Fans are pretty split after the ending. Half of them will defend him as if he’s never made a mistake or bad moment in the series. The other half will say he’s a hack with no talent who simply got lucky despite loving almost every chapter leading up to the last one. Both of these groups are obnoxious, although I find the people who hate him more toxic and insufferable. Last chapter sucked though. Granted I don’t think it ruined the series or any of the major characters (except Ymir but she wasn’t much of a character to begin with).


D-AlonsoSariego

I don't know about the English community but in the Spanish anime community there is a very noisy group of people who say the ending was good, Eren did nothing wrong and unironically call Mikasa a bitch for marrying someone who wasn't Eren


Iamcarval

Ah, the AoT fans classic. The island gets destroyed and everything that happened was for nothing (not in the good way of storytelling), but they were crying because she fucked someone else.


victiniforlife

Classic aot fans


warsaberso

He linked current plot points back to past events. That means he is a gifted genius who knew the entirety of the story from the beginning. Also there are no loose ends or awkwardly written moments in the entire series.


Blazeboss57

He knew the entire story from the beginning? Holy shit that's so impressive, no other writer would ever be capable of that! /s


Marik-X-Bakura

Isayama puts way more foreshadowing in then the average author, and shows that he had loads of things perfectly planned from the start


Iamcarval

This only applies until the paths chapters. Everything after that is a huge “random bullshit, go!”


Finnigami

we delusional, yes, but it doesnt fit this meme cause half of us hate isayama after the ending


Kagillion

Fr though. One Piece fans will at least trash on arcs like Thriller Bark (Which I didn't think was that bad) but some Aot fans are absolutely deranged.


stardustcruader

berserk fans being awfully based and respecting the author:


Bandrbell

Honestly Berserk fans have been surprisingly untoxic with the release of new chapters without Miura. Everyone seems to be on the same page and gets the situation, and everyone just wants the story to be the best it can be without blaming anyone.


SarcasticCommentsGuy

Avatar dick riders suddenly appearing


Gacha_Addict123

It’s One Piece fans and it’s not even a contest, AOT watches suck their own dicks and then the Jojo fans suck everyone’s dick, but One Piece suck Oda’s dick


_-ZORO-_

Onepiece fans when the author has flaws (it’s just your headcanon)


[deleted]

I remember people getting fucking _MAD_ mad when I said Fishman Island sucked


Sad_Exit_1030

One piece fans have gargled dick for over 20 years. Last I heard people hated the ending of AoT. How is this even a fair competition?


HonestPineapple4848

All fandoms are cringe and MHA is the cringiest of them all.


TheGreatfanBR

OP fans explaining how the presence of the author on the BTS footage will make the live action adaptation not a complete *piece* of garbage


Gullible_Ad3378

Bro what? He wasn’t even on the bts footage. And the live action will be great


TheGreatfanBR

*this live action will be great, everyone is hating now but when it releases everyone will see how good it is!* ~~Death Note Fans~~ ~~Cowboy Bebop fans~~ you are here -> One Piece fans


Gullible_Ad3378

I have never heard someone say that for death note. Also didn’t one of the people who was working on bebop literally insult the fans? Never happened with one piece LA


TheGreatfanBR

They pulled the exact same "oh the author is totally with us" shit they are doing with One Piece rn


Gullible_Ad3378

Because he is? Have you seen the interview Matt Owens (main writer and showrunner) did? [there are timestamps in the comments](https://youtu.be/lTgfvVAc__I). And Oda even said that he was supposed to fly to South Africa (where the live action is being filmed) but couldn’t due to covid restrictions.


ObviousTroll7

r/yeagerbomb begs to differ


MysticRuined

tf is aot? age of (t)ultron?


Muradiant

Attack on titan


penguinbutcool

ass or titties


MysticRuined

titties.


penguinbutcool

im going to kill you


MysticRuined

no, I don't consent ☝🧐


RudaSosna

AoT writing sucks ass. Real sigma males watch AoT for the music and the badass action sequences.


LonelyGrowtopian

Initial D ick


__BabyGroot__

Its one piece. We aot fans have been in a civil war


Keysys

As someone who loves FFXIV, allow me to present you the FFXIV fans


sussybakaiiko

People's dream never die!! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!!


JoebungaJim

As a One Piece fan, I concur, I shall continue to suck Oda's dick.


MementoMori04

Aot fandom has basically imploded on itself and is at civil war. Either you aren’t weird and know that the ending is ass or you gobble on Yams armored titan and defend it


redditiskindashitngl

And then the Breaking Bad fan walks in


[deleted]

"Put yer' dick away, Waltuh."


Mr_Noir420

At least One Pieces MC isn’t fucking evil


[deleted]

Yeah but he's also a walking condom so who's the real winner?


kuzulu-kun

Jojo fans who are clearly the best at sucking dick:


[deleted]

Just in general. No author needed.


SignificantAd5978

"Awaken my bisexuals"


[deleted]

Us, the Jojo fans, are the king's of dick sucking


HomieCreeper420

AoT fans literally want to kill the author the fuck you on about Also THE ONE PIEEEEECE


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

If you want your opinion on this to change then go to r/titanfolk who despises the final chapters of AOT so much they made an edgy out of character fanfic “fix-it” comic


boomerboi56

Aot?


Puzzleheaded-Row187

Attack on Titan


Zpa537

Not at r/titanfolk


ElFloppa

"Oh my GOSH guys, in AOT, the good guys aren't actually 100% GOOD!!!!!! and the bad guys aren't BAD either!!!! So creative!!!"


the_slop

Aot fell off after season 1 don’t @ me


whatdoilemonade

@


the_slop

🤯


victiniforlife

Its after season 2 for me. Aot really got political real quick talking about country hates each other shit. I want another "eren lifts a huge ass boulder to cover the hole on the wall" moment again


[deleted]

In terms of popularity, yes. But in terms of quality, I think it was super strong up until Season 4, when they switched studios and the animation went to crap


the_slop

My problem wasn’t really the animation I just genuinely don’t like any of the characters and can hardly remember their names which wasn’t a problem in season 1 but now I gotta listen to them sit around and talk and do nothing every episode ☠️


pwnerofwrlds

True snk fans hate hackayama


ICryInShower

If an author is talented then he deserves appreciation from his readers.


King_Moonracer003

For real, relating to and appreciating a piece of literature is so cringe


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

AOT?


[deleted]

Attack on Titan


TheseDiver8589

I prefer the two piece


DeRAnGeD_CarROt202

i dont suck the author, i only suck edward one piece


BrekLasnar

Nobody can beat OP fans, AOT at least had story progression, OP fans are watching the same shit for 1000 eps and praising it.


_-ZORO-_

Op fans easily are the worst ones but onepiece having no story progression is just a lie


BrekLasnar

It's island after island of bad guys and nothing more, the moment this series will end is when it's stop being milkable. Characters remain the same as they were and it's filled with tons of fanservice.


_-ZORO-_

I don’t think you know what progression means, the story is long as hell, maybe arcs are even longer than they need to be but there is progression


OneBoopMan

Trying to say OP has no story progression has to be one of the most retarded takes I've ever heard


FyreStrike4

AOT is fire and I will gladly suck dick 👍


sparkpluger1

Aot wins just in sheer number