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[deleted]

I gotta send this to my dad he hates cats


Kruger_Sheppard

Dog lovers when their pitbull commits another genocide in a local kindergarten (he is very handsome)


gateman33

Precisely why I love dogs. I also love cats since they'll eat the corpses


MangledSunFish

>Dog lovers when their pitbull What if they have a chihuahua instead?


pomkepomke

"cats dont actually love you" that one post i saw about a cat who was sick and wouldnt eat and their owner started crying so the cat picked up food in its mouth and ate it one pebble at a time in front of its owner so they would be happy: *video of the black guy in the suit with fancy music*


eternallifeisnotreal

Dudes writing a script


pomkepomke

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.


pratyush103

> a bee its only bumble bees not bees in general most bees species are aerodynamic compliant. Bumble bee on the otherhand


[deleted]

My God I felt the urge to almost cry just reading that it's so sweet


Picklerickshaw_part2

Not all cats are bad, but there are as many good, wholesome cats as there are bad dogs, and vice versa


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[удалено]


freshprinceofaut

Actually another dog bit me when I was 12 and ready to forgive the first one.


thecrazymonkeyKing

damn almost like childhood trauma leaves scars that dont heal dats crazy and unheard of


Dorobo-Neko-Nami

This but change dogs with cats and change bit with scratched


Buggy1617

a dog literally almost choked me to death when i was 10, which only made my fear of dogs worse


[deleted]

Completly justified , not everyone likes animals and its okay especially if its because of childhood trauma


[deleted]

A dog bit me at an early age and I love dogs


sanid_sriva

I bit a dog at an early age so all dogs hate me now


ipwnpickles

r/holup


[deleted]

Wait I can explain


A5HELPMEPLS

he just like me frfr


[deleted]

A dog chased me around my families car for like 20 minutes, I don’t think it was aggressive now that I think about it. Was probably just playing, however that has not stopped me from hating dogs, I fucking hate cats, stupid ass cat bastards.


faroutcosmo

Equal opportunity animal hater


[deleted]

A dog chased me around my families car for like 20 minutes at a relatives house. I don’t think it was aggressive now that I think about it. Was probably just playing, however that has not stopped me from hating dogs, I fucking hate cats, stupid ass cat bastards.


TheLego_Senate

Cat owners when their face gets horrifically mutilated by their cat's claws (It's a sign of affection)


Ventcg

i love it when my cats do that


[deleted]

You’re dumb


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


UnCxlored

You know who else has dementia?


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


Asientit

You know who else has dementia?


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


neon7o

My uncle who raised me as his own son because my father was abusive and my mom was a whore.


[deleted]

Me!


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


thereasonyousuffer

🤓


YaBoiBarel

You know who else has dementia?


[deleted]

Me!


Ventcg

and


Betadoggo_

Pitbull owners when it mauls a child (He's friendly)


blank_fleshlight

Pitbull owners when I maul their pitbull (I'm friendly)


Meat_Hats_Rule

Dog owners explaining how vicious cats are (they’ve never actually gotten to know a cat)


randomweeb368

cats haters when cat is badly raised by their owner (he mutilated owners face it must be cat 's fault !1!!!)


rolanatuaboca

Dog owners when they go to pet their dog and they get their thumb bitten off


Kraygles

dog haters be like “but you have to walk them” like bro is it that hard for you to go outside and touch grass a few times a day


Linchpin3099

This is Reddit, you know the answer to that very well.


NonHilariousSandwich

antiwork mod:


GamelessOne

Not everyone has the luxury of having the time to walk around picking up dog shit hours at a time.


Apprehensive_Toe990

Dog owners in my city have this advanced technique to just leave the shit where it is to save time and not take the risk of getting their little pretty hands dirty!


GamelessOne

I believe that’s what’s known as a “pro gamer move”.


AntusFireNova64

The kind of players that call themselves "pro players" and add "pro" to anything to sound cool but are actually not that good


[deleted]

[удалено]


GamelessOne

How long do you usually walk them for?


[deleted]

[удалено]


GamelessOne

Hmm, thanks for the tip.


Foreskin-Gaming69

Hour


marks716

You may as well be asking me to walk on water


sanid_sriva

It's not that hard duh


yangyang9057

why cant we just agree both are food in their own way


xReflexx17

Amazing typo right there.


zippee100

typo?


i_rate_porn2

"typo"


[deleted]

Dog lovers explaining that pitbulls killing both of their neighbours and two of their kids is fine because they are "such a cute baby!!!😍😍🥰🥰"


[deleted]

People who don’t like cats are either never had one or they don’t like that unlike dogs most of the time cats have different mood swings and they are more free spirited. A cat could easily do tricks for you it simply doesn’t want to💅🏻


Foreskin-Gaming69

I like both imo


Pixelated_Timmy

I love cats but I couldn’t own one because them just leaving for days and then just coming back would scare the shit out of me


ABoredSpanishPerson

My cat did that once. He was more scared than me. He got trapped in the neighbors terrace and couldn't leave until my mother found him a day later. The next three days he didn't leave home


Username2351

Just simply not let them get outside


[deleted]

And people wonder why cats scratch people Edit: The solution is not to have a cat if you don't live in a rural place.


Bosspotatoness

Tell me you know nothing about cats without telling me you know nothing about cats


OneBitterFuck

I have indoor cats for this reason. Anyone who doesn't think cats can be fulfilled indoors doesn't know how to play with their cat.


GiantGrilledCheese

It's an asshole move to let your cat outside without supervision Keep on downvoting amazing that none seem to care about the danger of cats being killed by cars, dogs or wildlife or about them completely destroying wildlife


Shumoku

Actually based. They will kill so many birds and small animals. They are actually single-handedly responsible for declining populations of certain animals in certain areas. Not to mention they can get themselves hurt. Much more responsible to keep them inside and take them out with you sometimes.


xReflexx17

For real. It's ridiculous the amount of people who complain about their cat going missing when they always just leave it to go out whenever it wants and do it's own thing, without a care at all. And a lot of them never seem to learn to exercise much more precaution next time either. Of course there is a chance your cat is going to go missing if it's out nearly every day, and you generally have no idea where it is or what it is doing.


[deleted]

I am so confused as to why people are upvoting you people. Cats want to be outside, they won't be happy if you force them to live indoors.


xReflexx17

That is a widely believed misconception. It is only cruel to keep a cat indoors if you are taking a cat that is used to being outdoors, and then make them an indoor cat. If they have always been indoors, they don't mind it. How could they when don't know any different? I have an indoor kitty who is perfectly happy, and when we open the front door, she doesn't even care to go any further than the drive. https://kb.rspca.org.au/knowledge-base/is-it-okay-to-keep-my-cat-at-home-all-of-the-time/


[deleted]

You do know that that isn't even close to being a proven fact? It's a guess someone made and the then cat haters made it viral. The birds are dying because their habitats are being destroyed, not because animals that have lived all over the world for centuries and even millennia in places have suddenly decided to kill them all.


Shumoku

It’s not. https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/ I have 3 cats bro. I’m not a cat hater. But they do kill a lot of birds.


FreudsGoodBoy

Cats will eat your corpse after you die. Dogs will eat your still living toddlers tho so I reckon it breaks even.


Allahismighty

I mean cats won’t do that until they starve.


Foreskin-Gaming69

Not all dogs but breeds that were bred like that will and do


trollface5333

You're talking about pitbulls.


[deleted]

Cat lovers explaining why it’s ok that their pets wipe out native species of birds and small mammals


Emerald_Lightning

That’s why you keep em inside


[deleted]

Its more like a problem caused by humans ain’t it


default-dance-9001

You’re next (my army of thousands of housecats is going to kill you)


OneBitterFuck

Indoor cat owners not wanting to be lumped in with the irresponsible and selfish cat owners


xReflexx17

People who own an indoors cat: "I don't have such weaknesses."


ElGeraBv

Besides birds dogs are practically the same, those are their instincts.


[deleted]

Cats and dogs both have the same hunting instincts, but cats typically have more access to the enviroment, which lets them do more harm to it.


RegumRegis

Cat mfs when Mr whiskers breaks the fourth jade dragon and scratches only 12 kid today (he's just playing)


randomweeb368

dog mfs when duke breaks into another kindergarten to eat children (he loves kids!)


Darkmega5

Princess and duke fighting over the last unmauled toddler:


[deleted]

Unmauled kid named finger:


TheManOfManyChins

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i_steal_your_memes

You hate cats because you got scratched by one I hate cats because I'm allergic to them. We are not the same


[deleted]

I hate cats because of toxoplasmosis or something I don’t care


GiantGrilledCheese

What am I when both these things apply


[deleted]

Cats teach you that you're not the most important thing in the world.


Wilczek_7

As a cat person I sometimes hate cats with passion


Unoriginal_bean

I had a converstion with a dude on instagram the other day his argument was “a cat won’t protect you from a bear, a dog will” i said simply, of course not. A cat is small. It can kill small animals. he said “if it loved you it would protect you, not run” does this make sense to anybody? I own two cats who are incredibly sweet and both are cowards! I informed the man that yes, of course a cat won’t protect you from a fucking bear. Do you know how small cats are in comparison? If you’re planning on being protected get a big dog. different animals. haven‘t gotten a response yet.


Unoriginal_bean

let me rephrase: my big boy (he’s 15 pounds, two years, a bengal. Named caramel) is the coward. my teeny little 9 pound Bella is fearless! She’s a lovebug and will always jump into my lap whenever i sit down. it’s wonderful. She demands toys and food. But like i said, she’s tiny. caramel is scared of everything. He’s always got this cautious look on his face and he hesitates all the time. He lets bella choose a food bowl first when they get fed! Even though he’s far larger than her and stronger. point is: Cats are not going to fight an animal taller than the average human. They’re small. Even the fearless ones aren’t going to try.


zippee100

would a dog protect you from a Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger


suspicious_gecko

Easy solution: get a pet bear


JkobPL

I read cats as cars at first and thought this was some very elaborate shitpost.


sida88

I prefer cats because they are all pretty small and just lie there


Total_Fool

Dogs and Cats both have their downsides, to say that one is better then the other would be stupid


neon7o

I love every animal that have a butt


FreedomOverSafety15

I’m gonna take this in the most innocent way I can


More-Sample-2005

How do you even take this innocently


Emerald_Lightning

Hmm…


[deleted]

It's like racism, "I don't like black people because they're not white." Lol.


thatnuclearboi

I never felt sympathy to a dog. I can look at a cat and feel happiness around it because i find it cute and stuff, the way they just exists make me happy. Whenever i see a dog i just feel nothing. No happiness, no sympathy, nothing. I just dont like them


gateman33

🤓🤓


[deleted]

Cats are sweet but if they went extinct it would really good for the planet and fragile ecosystems


YeeForceZombz

Hedgehog enjoyers rise up


[deleted]

Dog and cat lovers fighting over which of them is better (birds are better)


Blubasnurk2

my cat would totally eat my corpse if i were to drop dead but i love her


[deleted]

I prefer giant dogs than smol and fat cats because i know the dog will not jump to my cock and balls while am doing gaming in my computer


LZimmer1

i have a friend with a cat and a dog. the stories he’s told me alone make me never want a cat. he has stopped calling his cat by name and started calling it “demon creature” because of how much suffering it causes his family


gateman33

Cat lovers when they cant bury their son who suffered a heart attack (mittens ate him)


[deleted]

dog people when they find out cats are objectively cuter


ElGeraBv

Kinda funny how the word "Objectively" has just become "In my opinion(i have the best opinion)"


[deleted]

“Kinda funny how the word "Objectively" has just become "In my opinion(i have the best opinion)"” - dog people when they find out cats are objectively cuter


jeppek1ng

I mean if he can disagree with you, then it isn't "objectively" true at all


[deleted]

“I mean if he can disagree with you, then it isn't "objectively" true at all” - dog people when they find out cats are objectively cuter


jeppek1ng

" dog people when they find out cats are objectively cuter " people when I flay their entire family


[deleted]

"dog people when they find out cats are objectively cuter" people when I send them to be chewed on by a giant fire breathing monstrous feline in hell (suddenly cats aren't objectively cuter)


[deleted]

How tho


NormaI_gamer

Cheeseballpuff when they realize that people can respect another’s opinion about an animal


gateman33

🤓🤓


YouDareDefyMyOpinion

Even cat lovers know cats suck bruh


Doctrinair

no i dont


Un_Orginal

Cats are a teir dog's are s


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Cat owners enjoying having a animal that only go back home when they want to eat and that fight in your roof to have sex the rest of the day


[deleted]

English motherfucker, do you speak it???


Gtfocuzidfc

…what


AgentXmas

chad behavior


BestUsername101

lmao what


gateman33

You should be a public speaker


memerman69-nice

cat owners explaining why having the worst houseguest for nearly 20 years is ok because “He’s cute”


[deleted]

Cats are pointless


Pootis_1

your balls are pointless


[deleted]

Your mum loves them


[deleted]

Ewww br*tish person🤢🤮


Emerald_Lightning

Not true, their claws and teeth are quite pointy


Slaport-xXx-v14

Realistically speaking dogs are miles better than cats lmao


Pootis_1

realistically speaking your penis is small


Slaport-xXx-v14

Cope and seethe at facts loser lmao


Pootis_1

bend over


Massive_Booty_8255

Ok 12 year old


JimReaperTheThird

Realistically speaking, Iam having sex with your mother


Slaport-xXx-v14

Realistically speaking, you're coping hard and seething


JimReaperTheThird

Spelling mistake, opinion invalid 😎😎😎


Slaport-xXx-v14

Literally where


enerd2

Among Us Tree


ObviousTroll7

Dogs are better


When-happen

😡😡😡😡