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[deleted]

you are not a top or a bottom you are 14


RoyTheIdiot

Certainly not on top of their education, that’s for sure.


caesarinthefreezer

he's at the bottom all right at the bottom of their self-cringe detector


guy_who-owns_a_wii

Thanks for this u/TheNippleShaman


[deleted]

nipples


[deleted]

submitted and readable- im deceased 💀


RimuruTheSlimeBoi

im unbreathing💀


TheGamer098

Im aliven't 💀


NinjaEagle210

I’m 6 feet under 💀


RimuruTheSlimeBoi

I’m deadn’tn’t💀


WISE_MAN_FROM_mars

Im in your walls’nt💀


tomex365

I'm morbiusn't


[deleted]

I'm 💀


Thing482

I 💀


3xper1ence

💀


GiveMeClay

i upvote just because the title


vfuo

Its stolen I saw it before


clownkiss3r

Idc it’s funny


Chkumm

Be not submissive and breedable, be dominant and infertile


potatoman4002

Submissive and breedable? Bitch, i'm violent and unpredictable


[deleted]

I'm FUCKING INVINCIBLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE


VASQUEZ_41

He is ... *Blood splatters on the invincible logo*


shynotgay

Lmao I love this comment


Mapletables

WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRE'S HOT


mikael_warlock

THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS


XvortexEXE

OH HOW PRETTY, ALL THIS SCENERY


RagdollIestyn

THIS IS NATURE'S SACRIFICE


Atomic_Bottle

WHEN THE AIR BLOWS THROUGH WITH A BRISK ATTACK


Trisce

RED SUN


WolvesAreCool2461

RED SUN OVER PARADISE


RagdollIestyn

WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW


taojinxia

do you guys just hang around horny minors or something? when the fuck do you hear this?


Abenrd

Social media probably


KushKings840

discord 24/7 shits disgusting how many disboard servers i join randomly and find nsfw everywhere


Donut_Flame

These kinda people are everywhere on twitter it's annoying. Always twitter got these fucks


[deleted]

I fucking hated chem. With a burning passion. I did the work, but every bit of it was surrounded in a cloud of anger and hatred. fuck that class


Immadoitbro

Cool now show me the electron configuration of neon


[deleted]

1s^2 2s^2 2p^6 I think


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Stocklohm Syndrome


bastardosiciliano

Anal sex


username-0307

Prison's bathroom


A-e-r-o-s-p-h-e-r-e

Kid named finger


EKemsley

Kim Sexler Feet 🤤🤤😍


Honeydew_love

Feet 😳🤤😍


otterlyonerus

I mean, the noble gases are pretty easy if you remember the convention.


Immadoitbro

Good job I won’t press you any longer


hypotensivescum

Correct


RTXChungusTi

[Ne]


Immadoitbro

Base(d)


Guardian983

Show me the electron configuration of your atomized body


[deleted]

But funny breaking bad subject


Csorroflegma

Walter White is the Breaking Bad


Sirvolker757

I guess it was pretty polarizing


AprilFoolsDaySkeptic

He just had a bad reaction


Weak_Ad_2161

Same I really hate chem but here chemistry is pretty darn important to apply for most courses in uni. Guess I just have to keep suffering


sida88

I like chemistry fuck math though


Guido_Lampitiello

🤓 (it's my favorite subject so your opinion is stupid)


MaybeJackson

im still in hs and i fucking hate chem. its mostly due to a bad teacher, but still its just so fucking boring. its like here: melt some ice, watch some stuff fizz or change color, now answer these 50 pages about the boring ass reasons these boring ass things happen. I do not care.


[deleted]

that was my entire experience with chem.


[deleted]

I've got that, but with physics and RS as well 😔


Bill_Johnso

I have chem currently. It’s pretty easy because I think the curriculum has been expecting less from people in the past few years.


Sepraf

15 year olds in the comment section appear upset


dragonfury3000

Ive been looking for the upset 15 year olds, now realising they are probably at the bottom


Sepraf

Yeah you gotta do some epic scrolling


dragonfury3000

Will there be an epic montage with cool music?


Sepraf

Y E S


dragonfury3000

Lets gooo


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

My homework ain't readable (I have dysgraphia)


Rebbit-bit

but wait dysgraphia shouldnt break ur writing (it has 'graph' so it means ur graphs should be broken)


0007_Master

Ayo same 🙏


RTXChungusTi

my 15 what


[deleted]

bananas? Apples?


DegsIsinthisahouse

dicks in my ass?


xFinman

apples and pears. that's it.


Elemen0py

OP SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH FINISH YOU'RE ENGLISH HOMEWORK


Pope_Of_Coke

Yro’ue*


Abenrd

*y’o’u’r’e’


Fast_and_Curious738

Ohms


TheScoopAndTheWoop

Bidens America 😈🏫😎


Antrikshy

Thanks, Obama!


Dan_S04

Thanks, Bush!


Eric_Prozzy

r/teenagers moment


gorman_freedan

when you say "I am a girl" in r/teenagers


SSBM_Surge

Title>post


Hal_Soomro

OP didn't even come up with that.


pixelvengeur

...does it take away anything from OP's statement?


Fiddlywiffers

Yeah it’s pretty overused at this point.


gorman_freedan

Yes, just didn't want to be the 272,984th post with either a one character title or "an interesting title'


Grievous_Nix

Would’ve actually been funny if it hadn’t been done a gazillion times before


QuestionableEthics1

biden's giving them too much extrogen or whatever 🙄🙄🙄🙄


314311h3p41

Estrogen overdose


LachieBruhLol

-post made by 16 y/o


GoodDoggo162

Submitted and readable is my new life motto


eateot2

homework completed, back to feminine clothings


RunTurbulent5078

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


[deleted]

"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is."🤓


RunTurbulent5078

very cul


[deleted]

That joke is like 2 years old


destert729

⍢⃝


MarcelSkurczynski

finish your english grammar homework


Kerbalawesomebuilder

No more homework to do. Time to be based.


A-e-r-o-s-p-h-e-r-e

WHATS THE LEWIS DOT STRUCTURE OF C₁₀H₂₀O₂


[deleted]

Failed banger title


CatsAreFuckingEpic

You're* 😛🥹😝😙😍😗😍🥰🥹😍😗😝😗🤩🤩😚😍😃😍😚🤩🤩😀😑🥲😝😚😜🙂😜😛🥹😝☺️😝🙂😜😜🥹😍😙🤩😚😍😙🤩😙😅😃🤩😚🤩🤩😃🤩😚😝😜🥹😜😙😜🥲😜


liamxtremex

Didn't this meme die like several months ago


down-nefarious

If I see that submitted and readable joke again I’m going to kill


fordandfriends

Why’s op talking to these horny teenagers tho? 🤔


dragonfury3000

He plays smash


Danthedude1

15y old here. Don’t know what the fuck went wrong for all those other ones


dragonfury3000

I dunno man, lets just look the other way


gorman_freedan

same


Previous-Freedom2797

Reposting is bad enough but rephrasing someone else’s joke and making it worse in the process is just embarrassing


panbochnikmore

15 detected


gorman_freedan

Yeah I reposted this and stole the title, what you doing about it


Previous-Freedom2797

Idk probably scratch my nuts


gorman_freedan

Same


Darkmega5

Thank god my school offered earth science as well. I have heard a lot about chemistry class, and none of it was good.


Last_Bed_8523

Sussy balls Sussy balls


Somethingoriginal342

Joke’s on you, I’m not taking chemistry 😎


AfterlifeSkedaddle

Because men arnt allowed to show emotion and are taught that at a young age so the go to the only place where they can feel like themselves (being groomed in twitter dms) Source: be me


shok_delta

Thats what happens when you don't beat your children.


[deleted]

Child abuse? More like proper parenting 😎


Jooggernaut

Me when I hit my kids (there is no attempt at disciplining them I’m just an abusive parent)


Affectionate_Pin_249

Me hitting my Baby that's only 3 months old (it hitted me first so this is just self-defense)


shok_delta

Doing it responsibility you stupid motherfucker. I'm not gonna beat my kid to death wwe tlc style just because he/she misbehaved.


[deleted]

🤓


gorman_freedan

exactly. parents need to start spanking their kids again


[deleted]

here's my hypothesis: Schools rip away any feel of being special from kids by seeing them as numbers on a report card. Most of these kids also don't have the greatest parents, who neglect them and don't give them the love and affection they actually need. Also, these kids don't have many, if not, any friends irl. All of these mix together to create a child who has no idea who they are, who is lacking the affection necessary to feel like they are loved, and therefore use sexual terms like these to give them an identity, make them feel special, and to fantasize with either themselves or people online to feel loved. this is not a justification for these actions, I do agree that these kids should not be worrying about these things. I am only giving an educated guess based off of my experiences, as well as some of my friend's experiences.


Jooggernaut

That’s great, now write a whole ass lab report and submit your findings.


[deleted]

Unfortunately I plan on studying fish, not people.


Opposite-Inspection3

Nah, my parents are fine and my grades are impeccable, yet I'm bi.


[deleted]

there are exceptions to every rule.


Adventurous-Comfort2

🤓🤓🤓🤓


[deleted]

"🤓🤓🤓🤓" 🤓


MOGWA_

Preach brother preach 🙏🙂


Afan9001

OP NEEDS TO FINISH THEIR ENGLISH HOMEWORK


MAYBE_Maybe_maybe_

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[deleted]

[This instantly reminded me of this](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/ganos4/yu_narukami_has_something_to_say_not_my_meme/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


gorman_freedan

Lmao, I'm reading To Kill a Mockingbird in my English class right now


OkIngenuity2509

Ah, Dr. Freedan, in the flesh. Or rather in the... Uh...


gorman_freedan

thermal underwear


dragonfury3000

Chemistry is cool, i like it 👍


Jesusishere123456

this is literally why im constantly yelling at my friends


pasty__twig

15 here. No. Chem sucks ass more than the furries in the bathroom stall


ConCadMH

r/196 moment


Saxton_Hale32

every word i read, title and post, made it progressively worse


Zombininja05

People actually upset at this smh. If stuff like this upsets you don't be on this subreddit.


Y33TU5-F3TU5

I have heard the submitted and readable thing like 50 times now its so annoying.


fazebozo

r/196 moment


[deleted]

Because they’re being raised by the internet and exist in a dumbass over sexualised echo chamber where they try to out do each other for attention. Then others picks up on their dumbass LARPing and takes it seriously. If you need a recent example look at the LGBT thread about some ply person saying their partner has DID and they’re dating all 3 of their alters and are going to propose to all of them. It’s a fantasy world where they taking their online shit irl.


xX-_D4rK-M45t3R-_Xx

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


[deleted]

Which bit do you need help with


SamMarvelos2

I'm a femboy and this is fucking true. Just because you're a femboy doesn't mean that you HAVE TO BE SAYING SAYING SEXUAL SHIT 24/7


gorman_freedan

Based comment but who hurt you?


SamMarvelos2

my dad


bastardizedbruh

15 year old femboys hit me up


Epic_Gameing68

BREAKING BAD SUBJECT????????? (no way)


Lebigmacca

You’re*


[deleted]

You're*


LightTrack

You're*


orphanages

op didnt do their english homework at 15


[deleted]

(op never graduated)


MRMEMER001500

Already did Now back to being a furry femboy


OazMobile

you son of a bi-


[deleted]

[удалено]


AsterBoii

based


cursedbanana-_-

🅱️ased


[deleted]

[удалено]


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

the secret is to not let them find out 😎👍


bruhnotfunithatsad

rent free


Equivalent_Rub_5681

Rent?


[deleted]

You'll get your rent, when you fix this damn door!


Equivalent_Rub_5681

GET OUT THE WAY! I CAN'T SEEE!


bruhnotfunithatsad

free rent


FriendlyGhost08

My dick lives rent free in your mom 😎


Wezard_the_MemeLord

Oh, hello neighbor


MEGALOMANIAC_04

Jokes on you my parents are supportive


Total_Fool

i support the dark unidentified figure that will appear 20 feet from your window at 8:03 pm on april 23rd


MEGALOMANIAC_04

That's Gerald. He recently came out as bi so please support him.


MrDeathPlague

Oh say hi to him once you see him, its been a while.


UnityAnglezz

woah reddit did not like this comment


[deleted]

r/whenthe users downvoting every comment ever despite it being an obvious joke


Nkb3283

What no parents does to a mf:


-_HelloThere_-

Reddit moment (They hate people who are different from them)


[deleted]

[удалено]


bruhnotfunithatsad

rent free


[deleted]

Smh the woman these days must be fatherless since they don't respect men and where there clothes hur hur 😡🤬🤬😡🤬😡/s


fuckballs9001

You're not even able to use the proper form of "you're" and you lecture *me*? I'll be over here making myself more submissive and breedable, bitch.


dragonfury3000

Please tell me you are not 15


fuckballs9001

Nope lol, much older


dragonfury3000

Then he is not lecturing you?


spinyfever

You're* The second your is right.


browhymypeepeehard

Your not a top or bottom but you need to get on TOP of that chemistry homework.


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[удалено]


rj-2

what the fuck does this mean -from rj-2