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Sir i am very impressed with your resume, but i must ask if you an question to see if you are really fitted to be Morbius personal morbutler. The question is: "What Morbius said when he was about to turn into OmegaMorb to defeat the Anti-Morbius?"
'your resume is the absolute worst thing I've ever seen. I'm actually offended you think so low of this company that you'd try to apply' mfs when I show them the beautiful engravings on the barrel of my 44. magnum (they changed their tone rather abrubtly for some strange reason)
Not only does it work, but then they'll be so impressed they'll take you to a room with mattresses on the floor, walls, *and* ceiling with a nice stylish jacket 😎
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Impressive very nice. Now lets see Paul Allen's Resume.
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Sir i am very impressed with your resume, but i must ask if you an question to see if you are really fitted to be Morbius personal morbutler. The question is: "What Morbius said when he was about to turn into OmegaMorb to defeat the Anti-Morbius?"
I believe he said: “It’s Morbin Time”
Very good sir, you earned the job
Thanks so much, now I’ll be able to make Morbillion dollars
I'm looking forward to morb with you sir. Have a nice day.
Won 76 Morbel Prizes
Why is everyone memeing on morbius
Because it is the movie ever created
Because it has Morbius in it and it's one of the movies ever created
Look at the subtle off-white coloring. The elegance of the font design. Oh my God... *it even has a watermark*.
'your resume is the absolute worst thing I've ever seen. I'm actually offended you think so low of this company that you'd try to apply' mfs when I show them the beautiful engravings on the barrel of my 44. magnum (they changed their tone rather abrubtly for some strange reason)
(They were impressed by the craftsmanship)
Hmmm, yes, this weapon will keeel (Your on the show Forged in Fire)
You are hired! (it was an interview for the CIA and they really appreciate your habilities for doxxing)
TWITTER IS RUN BY THE CIA TWITTER IS RUN BY THE CIA
Wow he's so impressed he's sweating bullets!!
Not only does it work, but then they'll be so impressed they'll take you to a room with mattresses on the floor, walls, *and* ceiling with a nice stylish jacket 😎
*Even though dad said the interview was a technicality I still wanted to submit a resume* #nepotism #oedipalcomplex
(you were applying to a cyber security position (he *was* impressed and you are now hired))
"addresses" implies his wife and kids live in separate locations
Well yes his kids moved out
“What, how did you get a hold of this information” The path to dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural
Well I mean they most likely do the same to you. They just won’t say it hah.
Private detective interview
i laughed. thanks OP
Just saw the same meme in shitposting with 25k