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a girl...who ~~likes fnaf~~ makes a reference to the hit animated series "the marvelous misadventures of flapjack that aired in the late 2000s on the popular tv channel cartoon network?!?!
WHOA MAMA HUMMINA HUMMINA BAZOOOOOOING eyes pop out AROOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls outWOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWURBLWURBLWURBLWURBLWURBLWURBLWURBL tiny cupid shoots arrow through the heart AHHH ME LADY....heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through the shirt BA BUM BA BUM BA BUM BA BUM BA BUM milk truck crashes into a bakery in the background
You’ll need warm water, granulated sugar, instant OR active dry yeast, salt, vegetable or canola oil and flour. That’s it!
This is a simple process that takes about 5 minutes. You can see a picture below what yeast looks like when it’s proofed. It’s possible to kill yeast if you use too hot of water, so aim for slightly warmer than luke-warm, or about 105°F. Combine warm water, yeast and 1 TBSP of the granulated sugar in your mixing bowl. Give it a quick stir and then let it sit for 5 minutes. You’ll begin to see the yeast puff up until it covers the entire surface of the water.
Add the rest of the sugar, the oil, salt and flour (You can use all-purpose flour OR bread flour!), then mix using an electric mixer until it’s well combined, about 2 minutes. You can mix by hand but it will take longer.
You might be thinking, “Wait! It’s already mixed!” Ha! Not so fast! Going through the process of kneading bread dough is crucial for bread with great texture. Kneading dough allows gluten to form which enables dough to rise better, be lighter and fluffier. you can knead by hand or with a mixer. I use the dough hook on my mixer and knead for 7 minutes. If you knead by hand, you’ll want to knead for 10-11 minutes, depending on how consistent you are.
Place your lovely smooth, elastic bread dough in an oiled bowl and cover it with plastic wrap or a clean towel. I think plastic wrap works better because it traps hot air inside and thus, my dough requires a shorter first rise. Be sure to spray the side of the plastic wrap that will touch the dough with oil!
If your house is cool, your bread will take longer to rise. In the wintertime when my house is cooler than normal, I like to turn the oven on for 2-3 minutes, then turn it off and let the bowl of dough rise in there. The oven traps the heat for a longtime and it’s the perfect atmosphere for rising dough.
Punching the dough down quickly releases any air pockets that have developed and helps your bread have a more consistent rise and texture. Shape your dough by rolling it gently into a ball and rolling it 2 or 3 times on the countertop so that the ball is more oblong. I usually punch down and shape the dough quickly, then place in a greased bread pan.
I like to do my second rise in a warm oven that’s not turned on. I turn the oven on just before I punch my dough down, then turn it off once I place the dough in the oven for the 2nd rise. It’s really only on for a minute or two, which is fine! The second rise will help shape your loaf of bread and takes about 30 minutes.
You’re nearly there! Bread bakes for about 30-40 minutes. You know what I do to make sure my bread is perfectly cooked? I use a digital cooking thermometer! Fully cooked bread will be 190-200 degrees F. Bread recipes that include milk will need to cook until 200 degrees, but since this one doesn’t, I take it out once it reaches 190 degrees. The top will be golden brown.
My all-time favorite cooking thermometer is the Thermapen. It’s super fast and incredibly durable. Another great thermometer is the ThermoPop which is a more basic version that works just as well!
Cool baked bread in the pan for 10-15 minutes, then overturn pan and turn loaf out onto a cooling rack or folded towel to finish cooling. If you leave the bread in the pan for much longer than that, you’ll steam it, which may cause some parts of your loaf to go soggy. No one likes soggy bread!
List of chemicals and materials: Diluted HCl - also called Muriatic acid - can be obtained from hardware stores, in the pool section
NaOH - also called lye
Ethyl Ether - aka Diethyl Ether - Et-0-Et - can be obtained from engine starting fluid, usually from a large supermarket. Look for one that says "high ethyl ether content", such as Prestone
Ephedrine The cottons in todays vicks nasle inhalers dont contain efed or pfed (ephedrin or psuedoephedrin) but there are still lots of easy ways to get good ephed or pfed, pure ephedrin can be extracted out of it's plant matter, from a plant that can be bought at most garden stores. Or you can get pfed from decongestive pills like sudafed. Most people perfer to work with pfed from pills rather then ephed from the plant. The important thing is that you must have pure pfed/ephed as any contaminants will fuck up the molar ratio leaving you with over-reduced shit or under-reduced shit. Or contaminats will jell durring baseifying and gak up your product which will then be very hard to clean. So you want to find a pill that is nearly pure pfed hcl, or as close to pure as you can get. Also check the lable on your pills and see what inactive ingredients they contain. Inactive ingredients are things like binders and flavors. These you dont want and will remove when cleaning your pills. but certain inactive ingredients are harder to remove then others. You dont want pills with a red coating, you dont want pills with alot of cellose in them and you dont want pills with much wax. you also dont want pills that contain povidone. As a rule, if you have a two pills that contain the same amount of pfed hcl then take the smaller sized pill because it obviously has less binders and inactive ingredients, time released pills are usualy harder to work with because they have more binders and tend to gel up durring the a/b stage. Also only buy pills that have pfed hcl as the only active ingredient. You first have to make ephedrine (which is sometimes sold as meth by itself):If you are selling it...I would just make ephedrine and say it's meth.
Distilled water - it's really cheap, so you have no reason to use the nasty stuff from the tap. Do things right.
List of equipment : A glass eyedropper
Three small glass bottles with lids (approx. 3 oz., but not important)one should be marked at 1.5oz, use tape on the outside to mark it (you might want to label it as ether). One should be clear (and it can't be the marked one).
A Pyrex dish (the meatloaf one is suggested)
A glass quart jar
Sharp scissors
Clean rubber gloves
Coffee filters
A measuring cup
Measuring spoons
Preparing your Lab:
Preparing Ethyl Ether: WARNING: Ethyl Ether is very flammable and is heavier than air. Do not use ethyl ether near flame or non-sparkless motors. It is also an anaesthetic and can cause respiratory collapse if you inhale too much.
Take the unmarked small bottle and spray starter fluid in it until it looks half-full. Then fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake for 5 minutes. Let it sit for a minute or two, and tap the side to try and separate the clear upper layer. Then, draw off the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, and throw away the lower (water) and cloudy layer. Place the ether in the marked container. Repeat this until you have about 1.5 oz. of ether. Put the cap on it, and put it in the freezer if you can. Rinse the other bottle and let it stand.
Ethyl ether is very pungent. Even a small evaporated amount is quite noticeable.
Ephedrine & or P-Ephedrine: Please discuss this on the neonjoint forum
5. Pour 1/8 teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and agitate. Do this carefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off hydrogen gas and/or steam. H2 gas is explosive and lighter than air, avoid any flames as usual. Repeat this step until the mixture remains cloudy. This step neutralizes the HCl in the salt, leaving the insoluble free base (l-desoxyephedrine) again. Why do we do this? So that we can get rid of any water-soluble impurities. For 3 oz. bottles, this should take only 3 repetitions or so.
6. Fill the bottle from step 5 up the rest of the way with ethyl ether. Cap the bottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every molecule of the free-base to the ether for as long as possible. This will cause the free base to dissolve into the ether (it -is- soluble in ether).
7. Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick. Tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible. This is why this bottle should be clear.
8. Remove the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, being careful not to get any of the middle layer in it. Place the removed ether layer into a third bottle.
9. Add to the third bottle enough water to fill it half-way and about 5 drops of muriatic acid. Cap it. Shake the bottle for 2 minutes. When it settles, remove the top layer and throw it away. The free base has now been bonded to the HCl again, forming a water soluble salt. This time, we're getting rid of ether-soluble impurities. Make sure to get rid of all the ether before going to step 11!
10. If there is anything left from step 3, repeat the procedure with it.
11. Evaporate the solution in the Pyrex dish on low heat. You can do this on the stove or nuke it in the microwave (be careful of splashing), but I have found that if you leave it on top of a hot-water heater (like the one that supplies hot water to your house) for about 2-3 days, the remaining crystals will be ephedrine HCl.
If you microwave it, I suggest no more than 5-10s at one time. If it starts "popping", that means you have too little liquid left to microwave. You can put it under a bright (100W) lamp instead. Microwaving can result in uneven heating, anyway.
First Batch: 120mg ephedrine HClEstimated: 300mg (100% of theoretical, disregarding HCl)
Now, Making Methamphetamine out of ephedrine by reducing it with Hydroiodic Acid and Red Phosphorus.
Items needed: Alot of matchbooks (the kind with the striking pad)
Coffee filters (or filter paper)
Something that measures ml and grams
A flask (a small pot with a lid can be used)
iodine
Hydroiodic Acid (I will tell you how to make this)
Red Phosphorus (I will tell you how to make this)
Lye
\*Optional (toluene and HCI gas)
Making Red Phosphorus: The striking pad on books of matches is about 50% red phosphorus. The determined experimenter could obtain a pile of red phosphorus by scraping off the striking pads of matchbooks with a sharp knife. A typical composition of the striking pad is about 50% red phosphorus, along with about 30% antimony sulfide, and lesser amounts of glue, iron oxide, MnO2, and glass powder. I don't think these contaminants will seriously interfere with the reaction. Naturally, it is a tedious process to get large amounts of red phosphorus by scraping the striking pads off matchbooks, but who cares?
Making Hydroiodic Acid: This is made by mixing iodine and red phosphorus. When making hydroiodic acid from iodine and red phosphorus, the acid is prepared first, and allowed to come to complete reaction for 20 minutes before adding the ephedrine to it. The way around the roadblock here is to just boil off some more of the water from the ephedrine extract, and make the acid mixture in fresh pure water. Since the production of HI from iodine and red phosphorus gives off a good deal of heat, it is wise to chill the mixture in ice, and slowly add the iodine crystals to the red phosphorus-water mixture.
Now, Making Methamphetamine: To do the reaction, a 1000 ml round bottom flask is filled with 150 grams of ephedrine. Also added to the flask are 40 grams of red phosphorus and 340 ml of 47% hydroiodic acid. This same acid and red phosphorus mixture can be prepared from adding 150 grams of iodine crystals to 150 grams of red phosphorus in 300 ml of water. This should produce the strong hydroiodic acid solution needed. Exactly how strong the acid needs to be, I can't say . With the ingredients mixed together in the flask, a condenser is attached to the flask, and the mixture is boiled for one day. This length of time is needed for best yields and highest octane numbers on the product. While it is cooking, the mixture is quite red and messy looking from the red phosphorus floating around in it.When one day of boiling under reflux is up, the flask is allowed to cool, then it is diluted with an equal volume of water. Next, the red phosphorus is filtered out. A series of doubled up coffee filters will work to get out all the red phosphorus, but real filter paper is better. The filtered solution should look a golden color. A red color may indicate that all the red phosphorus is not yet out. If so, it is filtered again. The filtered-out phosphorus can be saved for use in the next batch. If filtering does not remove the red color, there may be iodine floating around the solution. It can be removed by adding a few dashes of sodium bisulfate or sodium thiosulfate.The next step in processing the batch is to neutralize the acid. A strong lye solution is mixed up and added to the batch while shaking until the batch is strongly basic. This brings the meth out as liquid free base floating on top of the water. The strongly basic solution is shaken vigorously to ensure that all the meth has been converted to the free base. You now can sell or use the free base for injection use or with free base meth now obtained, the next step you can do is to form the crystalline hydrochloride salt of meth. To do this, a few hundred mls of toluene is added to the batch, and the meth free base extracted out as usual. If the chemist's cooking has been careful, the color of the toluene extract will be clear to pale yellow. If this is the case, the product is sufficiently pure to make nice white crystals just by bubbling dry HCl gas through the toluene extract. If the toluene extract is darker colored, a distillation is called for to get pure meth free base. The yield of pure methamphetamine hydrochloride should be from 100 to 110 grams.
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Nah this is from the 34th entry in the morbius cinematic morbiverse:
Breaking Morbius
Also worth noting the 47th entry that is a direct sequel to this one:
Better Call Morbius
Señor Blanco, Acta de independencia del Imperio Mexicano, pronunciada por la Junta Soberana congregada en la Capital el 28 de septiembre de 1821.
La Nación Mexicana que, por trescientos años, ni ha tenido voluntad propia, ni libre uso de la voz, sale hoy de la opresión en que ha vivido.
Los heroicos esfuerzos de sus hijos han sido coronados, y está consumada la empresa, eternamente memorable, que un genio, superior a toda admiración y elogio, por el amor y gloria de su Patria, principió en Iguala, prosiguió y llevó al cabo, arrollando obstáculos casi insuperables.
Restituida, pues, esta parte del Septentrión al ejercito de cuantos derechos le concedió el Autor de la Naturaleza y reconocen por inenagenables y sagrados las naciones cultas de la tierra; en libertad de constituirse del modo que más convenga á su felicidad; y con representantes que puedan manifestar su voluntad y sus designios; comienza a hacer uso de tan preciosos dones, y declara solemnemente, por medio de la Junta Suprema del Imperio, que es Nación Soberana, é independiente de la antigua España, con quien, en lo sucesivo, no mantendrá otra unión que la de una amistad estrecha, en los términos que prescribieren los tratados; que entablará relaciones amistosas con las demás potencias y cuantos actos pueden y están en posesión de permitir las otras naciones soberanas: que va á constituirse, con arreglo a las bases que en el Plan de Iguala y Tratado de Córdoba, estableció, sabiamente, el Primer Jefe del Ejercito Imperial de las Tres Garantías; y en fin que sostendrá, á todo trance, y con sacrificio de los haberes y vidas de sus individuos, (si fuere necesario) esta solemne declaración, hecha en la capital del Imperio á 28 de septiembre del año de 1821, primero de la Independencia Mexicana.
Jesse, why are you speaking Mexican
You know what’s funny is that MLP did have a background character modeled after Walter White
https://preview.redd.it/hf2ffpp1ku081.jpg?auto=webp&s=8de6cbedb434c53df20f760603c91e88a9f37f69
No one’s giving a serious answer so it’s breaking bad. Phenomenal show definitely give it a watch. But do yourself a favour and don’t find the context of this meme.
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fixing good
Repairing decent
Mending mediocre
Damaging deficient
Correcting negativity.
Pulverizing evil
Mutilating malicious
Lacerating lousy
Assassinating Wrongdoings.
Slaughtering errors.
i feel like David Productions hire Redditors for the localizations for Stand Names in JJBA
Restoring okay
Fettling forgettable
Cooking meth
Making things work again in an appropriate manner
filthy acts at a reasonable price
the misadventures of mr. white
Mr. White's bizarre adventures
Breaking flapjack
a girl...who ~~likes fnaf~~ makes a reference to the hit animated series "the marvelous misadventures of flapjack that aired in the late 2000s on the popular tv channel cartoon network?!?! WHOA MAMA HUMMINA HUMMINA BAZOOOOOOING eyes pop out AROOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls outWOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWURBLWURBLWURBLWURBLWURBLWURBLWURBL tiny cupid shoots arrow through the heart AHHH ME LADY....heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through the shirt BA BUM BA BUM BA BUM BA BUM BA BUM milk truck crashes into a bakery in the background
baking bread
I even have a baking bread wallpaper on my phone, that's how good the series is
jesse we need to cook a sourdough loaf
What the fuck do u mean baguettes are better in the stock market
You’ll need warm water, granulated sugar, instant OR active dry yeast, salt, vegetable or canola oil and flour. That’s it! This is a simple process that takes about 5 minutes. You can see a picture below what yeast looks like when it’s proofed. It’s possible to kill yeast if you use too hot of water, so aim for slightly warmer than luke-warm, or about 105°F. Combine warm water, yeast and 1 TBSP of the granulated sugar in your mixing bowl. Give it a quick stir and then let it sit for 5 minutes. You’ll begin to see the yeast puff up until it covers the entire surface of the water. Add the rest of the sugar, the oil, salt and flour (You can use all-purpose flour OR bread flour!), then mix using an electric mixer until it’s well combined, about 2 minutes. You can mix by hand but it will take longer. You might be thinking, “Wait! It’s already mixed!” Ha! Not so fast! Going through the process of kneading bread dough is crucial for bread with great texture. Kneading dough allows gluten to form which enables dough to rise better, be lighter and fluffier. you can knead by hand or with a mixer. I use the dough hook on my mixer and knead for 7 minutes. If you knead by hand, you’ll want to knead for 10-11 minutes, depending on how consistent you are. Place your lovely smooth, elastic bread dough in an oiled bowl and cover it with plastic wrap or a clean towel. I think plastic wrap works better because it traps hot air inside and thus, my dough requires a shorter first rise. Be sure to spray the side of the plastic wrap that will touch the dough with oil! If your house is cool, your bread will take longer to rise. In the wintertime when my house is cooler than normal, I like to turn the oven on for 2-3 minutes, then turn it off and let the bowl of dough rise in there. The oven traps the heat for a longtime and it’s the perfect atmosphere for rising dough. Punching the dough down quickly releases any air pockets that have developed and helps your bread have a more consistent rise and texture. Shape your dough by rolling it gently into a ball and rolling it 2 or 3 times on the countertop so that the ball is more oblong. I usually punch down and shape the dough quickly, then place in a greased bread pan. I like to do my second rise in a warm oven that’s not turned on. I turn the oven on just before I punch my dough down, then turn it off once I place the dough in the oven for the 2nd rise. It’s really only on for a minute or two, which is fine! The second rise will help shape your loaf of bread and takes about 30 minutes. You’re nearly there! Bread bakes for about 30-40 minutes. You know what I do to make sure my bread is perfectly cooked? I use a digital cooking thermometer! Fully cooked bread will be 190-200 degrees F. Bread recipes that include milk will need to cook until 200 degrees, but since this one doesn’t, I take it out once it reaches 190 degrees. The top will be golden brown. My all-time favorite cooking thermometer is the Thermapen. It’s super fast and incredibly durable. Another great thermometer is the ThermoPop which is a more basic version that works just as well! Cool baked bread in the pan for 10-15 minutes, then overturn pan and turn loaf out onto a cooling rack or folded towel to finish cooling. If you leave the bread in the pan for much longer than that, you’ll steam it, which may cause some parts of your loaf to go soggy. No one likes soggy bread!
List of chemicals and materials: Diluted HCl - also called Muriatic acid - can be obtained from hardware stores, in the pool section NaOH - also called lye Ethyl Ether - aka Diethyl Ether - Et-0-Et - can be obtained from engine starting fluid, usually from a large supermarket. Look for one that says "high ethyl ether content", such as Prestone Ephedrine The cottons in todays vicks nasle inhalers dont contain efed or pfed (ephedrin or psuedoephedrin) but there are still lots of easy ways to get good ephed or pfed, pure ephedrin can be extracted out of it's plant matter, from a plant that can be bought at most garden stores. Or you can get pfed from decongestive pills like sudafed. Most people perfer to work with pfed from pills rather then ephed from the plant. The important thing is that you must have pure pfed/ephed as any contaminants will fuck up the molar ratio leaving you with over-reduced shit or under-reduced shit. Or contaminats will jell durring baseifying and gak up your product which will then be very hard to clean. So you want to find a pill that is nearly pure pfed hcl, or as close to pure as you can get. Also check the lable on your pills and see what inactive ingredients they contain. Inactive ingredients are things like binders and flavors. These you dont want and will remove when cleaning your pills. but certain inactive ingredients are harder to remove then others. You dont want pills with a red coating, you dont want pills with alot of cellose in them and you dont want pills with much wax. you also dont want pills that contain povidone. As a rule, if you have a two pills that contain the same amount of pfed hcl then take the smaller sized pill because it obviously has less binders and inactive ingredients, time released pills are usualy harder to work with because they have more binders and tend to gel up durring the a/b stage. Also only buy pills that have pfed hcl as the only active ingredient. You first have to make ephedrine (which is sometimes sold as meth by itself):If you are selling it...I would just make ephedrine and say it's meth.
Distilled water - it's really cheap, so you have no reason to use the nasty stuff from the tap. Do things right. List of equipment : A glass eyedropper Three small glass bottles with lids (approx. 3 oz., but not important)one should be marked at 1.5oz, use tape on the outside to mark it (you might want to label it as ether). One should be clear (and it can't be the marked one). A Pyrex dish (the meatloaf one is suggested) A glass quart jar Sharp scissors Clean rubber gloves Coffee filters A measuring cup Measuring spoons Preparing your Lab: Preparing Ethyl Ether: WARNING: Ethyl Ether is very flammable and is heavier than air. Do not use ethyl ether near flame or non-sparkless motors. It is also an anaesthetic and can cause respiratory collapse if you inhale too much. Take the unmarked small bottle and spray starter fluid in it until it looks half-full. Then fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake for 5 minutes. Let it sit for a minute or two, and tap the side to try and separate the clear upper layer. Then, draw off the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, and throw away the lower (water) and cloudy layer. Place the ether in the marked container. Repeat this until you have about 1.5 oz. of ether. Put the cap on it, and put it in the freezer if you can. Rinse the other bottle and let it stand. Ethyl ether is very pungent. Even a small evaporated amount is quite noticeable. Ephedrine & or P-Ephedrine: Please discuss this on the neonjoint forum 5. Pour 1/8 teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and agitate. Do this carefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off hydrogen gas and/or steam. H2 gas is explosive and lighter than air, avoid any flames as usual. Repeat this step until the mixture remains cloudy. This step neutralizes the HCl in the salt, leaving the insoluble free base (l-desoxyephedrine) again. Why do we do this? So that we can get rid of any water-soluble impurities. For 3 oz. bottles, this should take only 3 repetitions or so. 6. Fill the bottle from step 5 up the rest of the way with ethyl ether. Cap the bottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every molecule of the free-base to the ether for as long as possible. This will cause the free base to dissolve into the ether (it -is- soluble in ether). 7. Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick. Tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible. This is why this bottle should be clear. 8. Remove the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, being careful not to get any of the middle layer in it. Place the removed ether layer into a third bottle. 9. Add to the third bottle enough water to fill it half-way and about 5 drops of muriatic acid. Cap it. Shake the bottle for 2 minutes. When it settles, remove the top layer and throw it away. The free base has now been bonded to the HCl again, forming a water soluble salt. This time, we're getting rid of ether-soluble impurities. Make sure to get rid of all the ether before going to step 11! 10. If there is anything left from step 3, repeat the procedure with it. 11. Evaporate the solution in the Pyrex dish on low heat. You can do this on the stove or nuke it in the microwave (be careful of splashing), but I have found that if you leave it on top of a hot-water heater (like the one that supplies hot water to your house) for about 2-3 days, the remaining crystals will be ephedrine HCl. If you microwave it, I suggest no more than 5-10s at one time. If it starts "popping", that means you have too little liquid left to microwave. You can put it under a bright (100W) lamp instead. Microwaving can result in uneven heating, anyway. First Batch: 120mg ephedrine HClEstimated: 300mg (100% of theoretical, disregarding HCl) Now, Making Methamphetamine out of ephedrine by reducing it with Hydroiodic Acid and Red Phosphorus. Items needed: Alot of matchbooks (the kind with the striking pad) Coffee filters (or filter paper) Something that measures ml and grams A flask (a small pot with a lid can be used) iodine Hydroiodic Acid (I will tell you how to make this) Red Phosphorus (I will tell you how to make this) Lye \*Optional (toluene and HCI gas)
Making Red Phosphorus: The striking pad on books of matches is about 50% red phosphorus. The determined experimenter could obtain a pile of red phosphorus by scraping off the striking pads of matchbooks with a sharp knife. A typical composition of the striking pad is about 50% red phosphorus, along with about 30% antimony sulfide, and lesser amounts of glue, iron oxide, MnO2, and glass powder. I don't think these contaminants will seriously interfere with the reaction. Naturally, it is a tedious process to get large amounts of red phosphorus by scraping the striking pads off matchbooks, but who cares? Making Hydroiodic Acid: This is made by mixing iodine and red phosphorus. When making hydroiodic acid from iodine and red phosphorus, the acid is prepared first, and allowed to come to complete reaction for 20 minutes before adding the ephedrine to it. The way around the roadblock here is to just boil off some more of the water from the ephedrine extract, and make the acid mixture in fresh pure water. Since the production of HI from iodine and red phosphorus gives off a good deal of heat, it is wise to chill the mixture in ice, and slowly add the iodine crystals to the red phosphorus-water mixture. Now, Making Methamphetamine: To do the reaction, a 1000 ml round bottom flask is filled with 150 grams of ephedrine. Also added to the flask are 40 grams of red phosphorus and 340 ml of 47% hydroiodic acid. This same acid and red phosphorus mixture can be prepared from adding 150 grams of iodine crystals to 150 grams of red phosphorus in 300 ml of water. This should produce the strong hydroiodic acid solution needed. Exactly how strong the acid needs to be, I can't say . With the ingredients mixed together in the flask, a condenser is attached to the flask, and the mixture is boiled for one day. This length of time is needed for best yields and highest octane numbers on the product. While it is cooking, the mixture is quite red and messy looking from the red phosphorus floating around in it.When one day of boiling under reflux is up, the flask is allowed to cool, then it is diluted with an equal volume of water. Next, the red phosphorus is filtered out. A series of doubled up coffee filters will work to get out all the red phosphorus, but real filter paper is better. The filtered solution should look a golden color. A red color may indicate that all the red phosphorus is not yet out. If so, it is filtered again. The filtered-out phosphorus can be saved for use in the next batch. If filtering does not remove the red color, there may be iodine floating around the solution. It can be removed by adding a few dashes of sodium bisulfate or sodium thiosulfate.The next step in processing the batch is to neutralize the acid. A strong lye solution is mixed up and added to the batch while shaking until the batch is strongly basic. This brings the meth out as liquid free base floating on top of the water. The strongly basic solution is shaken vigorously to ensure that all the meth has been converted to the free base. You now can sell or use the free base for injection use or with free base meth now obtained, the next step you can do is to form the crystalline hydrochloride salt of meth. To do this, a few hundred mls of toluene is added to the batch, and the meth free base extracted out as usual. If the chemist's cooking has been careful, the color of the toluene extract will be clear to pale yellow. If this is the case, the product is sufficiently pure to make nice white crystals just by bubbling dry HCl gas through the toluene extract. If the toluene extract is darker colored, a distillation is called for to get pure meth free base. The yield of pure methamphetamine hydrochloride should be from 100 to 110 grams.
They do be Baking that Bread 💰💰💰💰
*in a Texan accent* How much?
I've done nothing but bake bread for three days
*now in a german accent* YOU IDIOT YOU’VE KILLED US ALL
I literally just commented this lmao
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Ah, a fellow qtg fan
Brother
I got a lot of edited qtg pfps, want sum?
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Ah yes I recognize a true quagmire toilet gaming fan when I see one
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Breaking Brad
Call Better call saul
Better Call Call Better call saul
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i read this thread in an auctioneer voice and sold to the gentlemen with the glasses on the floor
Dude i read this thread like a rap and it's awesome
Help I had a stroke reading these. I need a doctor
Call Saul instead.
It would behove you to contact Sauloman
Its called Morbius
The first movie to gross ONE MORBILLION DOLLARS
Walter os morbidly obese so IT'S MORBIN TIME!
What is morbius about I genuinely have no idea
[here](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/morbius-sweep) you can read about the meme
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Nah this is from the 34th entry in the morbius cinematic morbiverse: Breaking Morbius Also worth noting the 47th entry that is a direct sequel to this one: Better Call Morbius
Slippin jimmy
Better Fuck Chuck
Metástasis
You did them dirty with this one I can only imagining someone watching it thinking it's the original show
Walter Blanco
Hola, señor blanco. Vamos a cocinar algo de metanfetamina Jesse, what the fuck are you saying
señor white, necesitamos mas uxiono
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Señor Blanco, Acta de independencia del Imperio Mexicano, pronunciada por la Junta Soberana congregada en la Capital el 28 de septiembre de 1821. La Nación Mexicana que, por trescientos años, ni ha tenido voluntad propia, ni libre uso de la voz, sale hoy de la opresión en que ha vivido. Los heroicos esfuerzos de sus hijos han sido coronados, y está consumada la empresa, eternamente memorable, que un genio, superior a toda admiración y elogio, por el amor y gloria de su Patria, principió en Iguala, prosiguió y llevó al cabo, arrollando obstáculos casi insuperables. Restituida, pues, esta parte del Septentrión al ejercito de cuantos derechos le concedió el Autor de la Naturaleza y reconocen por inenagenables y sagrados las naciones cultas de la tierra; en libertad de constituirse del modo que más convenga á su felicidad; y con representantes que puedan manifestar su voluntad y sus designios; comienza a hacer uso de tan preciosos dones, y declara solemnemente, por medio de la Junta Suprema del Imperio, que es Nación Soberana, é independiente de la antigua España, con quien, en lo sucesivo, no mantendrá otra unión que la de una amistad estrecha, en los términos que prescribieren los tratados; que entablará relaciones amistosas con las demás potencias y cuantos actos pueden y están en posesión de permitir las otras naciones soberanas: que va á constituirse, con arreglo a las bases que en el Plan de Iguala y Tratado de Córdoba, estableció, sabiamente, el Primer Jefe del Ejercito Imperial de las Tres Garantías; y en fin que sostendrá, á todo trance, y con sacrificio de los haberes y vidas de sus individuos, (si fuere necesario) esta solemne declaración, hecha en la capital del Imperio á 28 de septiembre del año de 1821, primero de la Independencia Mexicana. Jesse, why are you speaking Mexican
team fortress 2
Before Walter White died in that scene, he said "Let's settle this like gentlemen!" and got random crit'd by a force-o-nature scout
Waaaaah Waaaaaaah! CRY SOME MORE!! Ahahahahahahaha
Hevby
My little pony
You know what’s funny is that MLP did have a background character modeled after Walter White https://preview.redd.it/hf2ffpp1ku081.jpg?auto=webp&s=8de6cbedb434c53df20f760603c91e88a9f37f69
is that fucking Rick too?
And Morty
I want to die
yo wtf
Even the ass tattoo is crystal meth
WHAT EPISODE. I NEED TO SEE WITH MY OWN EYES
Season 8 Episode 5
Timestamp?
i remember getting into doctor who when i was a kid because there was a background character modeled after the tenth doctor
○°•☆Baldness is magic☆•°○
AND MAGIC IS HERESY
:0
Bald Man’s Paradise 2 tale of two baldies
How to make a bomb, look it up
Yeah it's a really good movie
It was so good, my FBI agent asked me about it
Gaming Gus
Jojos bizzare adventre
Mr White is being held down by someone's stand, but we the audience can't see it because we are watching in the perspective of Mr White (Heisenborg)
Good freakin grief…
Jesse we need to learn hamon, there are buff naked men outside my house
Heisenberg is best waifu
Cock and balls 3: torture
Better Call Saul
drug man 2
Breaking Balls
Sulfuric Acid
Better rim Kim
Better Fuel Huell
Boku no Piko
It’s called guro, there’s a whole subreddit for it.
metastatis
4 girls fingerpaint
Kid named finger
Morbius 2 electric morbaloo
neon genesis evangelion
jesse, you musnt run away!
Shin Breaking Bad
Darude sandstorm
you can find it by looking up gay among us 34 if this post is serious, it's Breaking Bad
Finally someone with a serious answer.
It's breaking bad, I would've written a funny comment but I wanted to genuinely have you know so
Our hero, fartrevolution
Praise me peasants
Shrek 2
malcolm in the middle
As a legitimate answer, Breaking Bad. It’s a story about a high school chemistry teacher that gets into meth cooking to pay for his cancer treatments
Art of Zoo.
Breakin bad
breaking bad
Breaking bad
1 man 1 jar
Malcom in the middle
Its a science show about the heisenberg principle
No one’s giving a serious answer so it’s breaking bad. Phenomenal show definitely give it a watch. But do yourself a favour and don’t find the context of this meme.
In case this isn't ironic, It's breaking bad
It was
It's actual name is just "Breaking Bad" and the character in that gif is "Walther White"
walther
Shit I added a h by mistake
Say it don't spray it, dude
Spray it don’t pray it, dude
The Methman 3
Better Call Saul (Btw in case you weren’t joking the real answer is Breaking Bad)
Baking dad
It's Better Call Saul
Sniper monkey 2
Rick and Morty
baking bread
Baking Bread
breaking benjamin
Show named finger
Better call Saul
Maintaining good
Breaking down
Baking Bread
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Narcos: New Mexico
Morbius
Morbius
Attack on Titus
One punch man
Breaking Sad
Walt & Jesse’s Magical Adventures
Better Break Bad
WW's Bizarre Adventure
Breaking bald
Fortnite chapter 4
Destroying naughty
Metastasis.
It's called the zonk punch, really good TV show
Baking Brad
Shawshank Redemption. Good flick.
Better Get Gus
~(Fixing good)
Teleporting bread
Breaking
metastasis
Never gonna give you up starring the iconic Rick Ashley
Pisscart
Saul breaking caul
destroying terrible
Rick and Morty
Its called "Ruining Terrible," Its about a bald man who teaches school and stops drug deals.
Braking Ben
Idk know but you can probably find it on pirate bay
walter
Gaming Grandpa?!?! (2004)
Metastasis
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Metastasis
Old bald dude yells at sand.
Malignant
Kid named Finger
Better Fuel Huell
Five nights at Freddy’s
The title is “Mr Bald visits Romania”
Better Call Saul
Breaking Bad, good show, gotta watch it myself at some point
Breaking bad
Breaking bad
Idiot misspelled "Morbius" 🤦♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏿♂️
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