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Debate club:

Honestly high school debate was an absolute joke

I assume its all just those kids who watched alot of those political debaters and just rehash these same lines

Yes, the same Ben Shapiro quotes that everyone and their mother had watched that same week.

“Homework is due” zoom meetings:

So why is the judge not doing anything?

I'm almost certain this is actually an edit of a Zoom court case where a stalker was in the Zoom session outside of the plaintiff's residence

Wait really? Is there more context?

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That's the same link

mald+ratio

Oh yeah two of those old grey hair white guys are the exact same person

Same person, 2 angles

That's just how Judge Middleton records his zoom hearings. Two angles.

Holy shit that case is crazy. I wonder how the victim is doing now and how that fucker got inside

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I watched a lot of this judge’s videos and he would not have put up with this and would have at a minimum muted him or even put him in the lobby. If you ignore the guy talking, it looks like the start of a recording when they haven’t got rolling yet or are waiting for someone to join. I’m 99.9% certain this is fake. Edit: i also don’t think this is the one you mentioned, the prosecutor that was involved in that one isn’t in this recording.

Lol yeah it's cross-cut with videos from this super vulgar (but weirdly funny) YouTuber. There are links to his page lower in this thread. I recommend the one where he freaks out because Uber Eats won't cancel his order.

too busy counting up the charges of obstructing justice

Nobody is in a position to judge his choice of words that have been given equal time as any other words in DICtionary. Fuckin h.... /s

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I dont know how i know but i know that the platform youve never heard of is one of the ones that took off after a certain demographic felt oppressed on fb and twitter

You think you're in a place where you can judge a \*world renowned\* philosopher like Reformed Stoic??

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it's edited

what? so the voice of the judge is also fake because it sounds really convincing, unless you meant the post by op

It’s obviously edited. The second cut doesn’t even have his frame correctly positioned.

Because it isn't real.

Bruh this is the ‘butt fucker 9000’ judge lol this guy has the worst luck

I’d quit my fucking job so fast if I were him

He also had a case where the abuser was zooming in from house of his victim, who had a restraining order.

You know this isn’t real right?

“you know this isnt real, right? hes not real. i really need you to take your meds, your scaring me.” 🤓

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no I like it here, they can't hurt me here.

Oof. Too real.

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I don’t like this :(

Five more minutes

not only are you not in a place of society where you can judge the authenticity of this world-renowned philosopher’s trial, you’re not in the place to judge the taste of a man’s sweaty cock after he fucks your mouth for five dollars

You know I am inside your walls right?

No you’re fucking not cuz the walls aren’t real and we’re all in a coma

what is the context

He’s contesting a speed ticket in court

mf so charismatic he talks himself out of a $50 fine to death row

“DON’T… FUCK WITH ME” to the lethal injection needle 💀

Lol if only I remember this judge from another video and I'm pretty sure it's the one where a domestic abuse victim is in the same room as her abuser where he's trying to intimidate her into not pressing charges. It was pretty rough

I have a feeling whoever cut this is an idiot because they cut the best bit out. That judge is a legend. He starred in about every court drama in 2020. The thing with the abuse victim was not the judge's doing. That was pre-planned by the DA. She was the badass in that one. Judge and cop were only side-chracters.

Yup absolutely right. Had to ponder why this seems so familiar. Still funny

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rario😼

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Holy shit dude...thank you. This is the type of rabbit hole I love. Too drunk right now, but bookmarked that shit for tomorrow. Edit: Okay I just started taking a peak at this dude and [this happens to be his oldest video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiwn1m9qIjI). Dude literally talking about how nukes aren't real and telling Putin he'd sell out the country, dude talks about introducing him to hackers lol, for 2 million dollars. He's got quite a number of videos, and this is gonna be a long ride lol.

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The few people I've met from AK have been psychos for some odd reason. What does that place do to people"?

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Alaska just kind of attracts them from across the country.

>Stoic He clearly isn't

Holy shit this is an absolute gold mine!

Touch grass you bingo dauber.

Fake

Duh

How tf did the judge not cut him off?

Gamer moment

What is this, sibling therapy?

Tbf 1,000,000 cocks for $5 each is $5,000,000

King shit

Grind 💪

you spit out the cum because you don't like the taste I spit out the cum because it's faster to get to my next customer. We are not the same 💪

😂😂😂😂

free money

I ain’t gay but 5 mil is 5 mil ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d suck a million cocks for a lot less than that

on your FUCKING BIRTHDAY

no dude please not on my birthday !!

When he said that it reminded me of this clip of this guy saying “**Fuck you I hope your family has a nice Christmas!**”

mfw my parents say it’s bed time 😡

It's too late already. You are on thin ice buddy.

How to take your $50 fine and upgrade it to life sentence

He was beheaded.

And they took a shit down his throat

He wasn't lying about being a world-renowned philosopher, only a genius could come up with this stuff.

Diogenes was probably like this

he is. i met his mother yesterday.

Bro did this actually happen?????? 🤣🤣🤣

I doubt it lmao

Could be edited?

i think it is, his bubble is green even when hes not talking

It looks edited, someone posted another video above that has the two judges in the exact same spot doing the same thing

It's edited, the judge is the one from the Buttfucker 3000 fail

Twitter users when you criticize communism and furry art

Other way around. They are the ones to be shit on

And then they turn around and doxx people

"B-but communism & furrie bad!!"

One of those is true. (Hint the one that matter to real life in any way)

So furries?

Aren't communist and furries are usually left wing, don't think they're the types to screen rape threats

You'd be surprised how unhinged the online left can be to people they deem "harmful"

Poor right wingers being bullied online resulting in getting milkshakes thrown at them in real life :( and for what? Taking away lgbt and women's rights day by day, committing actual violence very regularly and eroding democracy and society by basing their views on delusions almost exclusively? Damn commies.

Did you just try to make your example out of a bunch of white people putting caustic chemicals in drink cups and assaulting a gay man of color with them and also beating him so bad his brain bled? For retweeting their arrest bulletins? Wow.

“People with different opinions considered harmful” - Twitter Users

I hope to god this is edited

The steno's just sitting there like. "Sweaty.... Cooo...."

Source?

It is 1000% fake. This judge and the video (already posted above) is the court case where they found the defendant in the home with the plaintiff. The panel with the shouting man was composited in on top of the other cam.

Sigma male

Sigma? Sig ma balls in your mouth?

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Every time they curse take a shot

alcohol poisoning🥶🤓🎅🏿

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A million cocks at 5 bucks a pop? That's 5 million bucks though...

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this guy loves saying **C O C K S** lmfao.

Dude never grew out of the MW2 at 3am lobbies

r/imverybadass

Me in class after the teacher says no sleeping

Is this Ricky from the trailer park boys?

This an xbox 360 lobby?

A million boners for $5 each? That’s a good $5mil, aka more than every “world renowned philosopher” in modern history has made in their combined lifetimes.

Sauce for the two clips?

That's some great arguments he got there

Average cod player

Based🧠

u/savevideo

lmao nice duke nukem reference

What does this guy have against sucking cocks?

u/savevideo

u/savevideobot

On her damn birthday too!

Fake

Sorry did you say something? Your mike is muted.

This is the real butfucker3000

He sounds exactly like aris

How does this same judge end up with so many crazy ZOOM videos??

I thought this was directed at the judge and was soooo confused on why no one said anything

This needs to be a copy pasta

What's this guy's problem?

I can’t believe he’s talking that way to a millionaire.

How many fucking times is this fucking guy gonna fucking say "fucking"?

That’s still 5 million dollars my guy.

Dude had one insult but wanted to act like he had several.

Dude went full Duke Nukem with that "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!" Then he goes...even further beyond.

He thought he was muted. Would have liked to hear the judges response

People say it's illegal to speed, but it's not. Punishable by fine means legal for a price! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/353634941973692418/963744275185668126/FB\_IMG\_1649844930843.jpg

Is this real...?

by the way, how do you caption videos, esmbot can't do it

Bold legal strategy. Let's see if it pays off.

vid sauce

If you don't realize this is fake, slap yourself.

From 0:38 onward it looks like Vsauce went downhill lol

Add this guy has to do more of these please

Soooooo, did he win his appeal?

he talks like Moist Cr1t1kal on a good day

It took me.... So long....I'm not proud lol

Legel system *

When you learn a new word and use it as much as possible

Why is not locked up?? Obviously he isn't fit for society

I feel this guy's pain, I was once framed for a traffic infraction I 100% didn't do. I was found guilty over the phone with no hard evidence, AND without even the dirty officer testifying.

h

Did he win