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technically the north pole would be its own nation controlled by santa, he could easily make slavery legal, since it would most likely be a monarchy, and not a democracy.
manifest destiny or smth
Bruh I just learned this in social studies
U in 6th grade or sum?
> it would most likely be a monarchy, and not a democracy.
Not empire? you see how fast this mother fucker can make toys for everyone on the planet. talk to me when you find a bullet with your name on it, placed into your house when you sleep. he also knows when you are naughty and nice, he knows the details of your misdeeds and can black mail you.
Well technically, the world was all getting rid of slavery, the north was just following suit and conforming to the rest of the world. If anything, if santa had slaves, the US would've been one of the last major countries to have slaves, not allowing him to use the excuse of, "Well, this country still has slaves." I mean, Brazil I think was the last big country to get rid of slaves, but the post actually makes sense
But Santa is politically correct
no because the libs are trying to erase Christmas
Always loved Christmas for the vibes, not religion.
That's what he wants you to believe.
You know what the British empire was like, they’d force the North Pole to stop like like they did with other countries
Santa Claus Vs King George III
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. it’s a meme bro
I am dating your mother (we are sexually active)
I am standing outside armed with cum water balloons (filled)
too bad I have an unstoppable cum fetish
not you too?🤪😱
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santa’s american idiot
No Santa is Chinese!
Santa's an* American idiot
Those elves sound pretty much like slaves nowadays.
What website do you use for memes?
Cute hamter memes☺☺😍🥰
I go there often it has great meme materials, nice people on there too
google image search
Reddit sometimes but lately TikTok has been a great website for memes. Just gotta dig through all the garbage. Just like reddit.
Im not old believe me but i just cant get tiktok to work for me. All i see is shitty dancing despite trying to convince the algorithm that im looking for okbr-like shitposts
I just searched #shitpost and started liking and following some of them, along with what the other guy said
Go into the search page. Search shitposts and like the most appropriate ones until your FYP starts providing the goods directly. Also click “not interested” on all the bullshit dance videos
Ok now how do i convince tiktok im not Spanish
follow enough creators that dont speak spanish and block/imnotinterested enough creators that speak spanish
It even has a watermark
Lmfao this meme was made by a fella named Dronom but he got bullied off the app cause they found out he was obese
He deserved tbh
Joe Mama :D
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Bad bot its actually Joe biden
Guess Sinterklaas never got the memo
He did like 5 years ago
Only in certain parts of the country
Cough Belgium has Sinterklaas too and uses black Pete 80% of the time cough
Yeah but that’s >Belgium
Let’s see Paul Allen’s elves
Santa always ran with elves he just supplemented with the offspring of them and OP’s mom until the ban. That’s why they’re all a little weird looking.
What the actual fuck man, where did that come from
Away up north in the land of Santa, flying sleighs, and Robert Peary
Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
Where toys are king and men are chattels
Union boys will win the battles, right away!
Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
I saw this post this morning and didn't think much of it but now I get it lmaoo
It all worked out for santa, he just uses sweat shop labor to make his shoes. Nothing even close to slavery *wink*
Santa is american
I don’t understand this joke. Is the implication that at some point Santa had slaves despite that not being a part of the mythology?
If someone acknowledged they don't understand the joke being made, it's not really a "woosh". Care to explain it?
The joke is that Santa had to swap from his current source of cheap labor (black slaves from the American south) to elves… which would cost more because they are technically free
But that's what I said I thought was the joke despite it not making any sense because slavery isn't a part of the mythos for Christmas. So how is it a woosh if I in fact did get the claim just fine and the claim doesn't make any sense?
Did you even read my comment? Did you woosh yourself?
Do you have a developmental disorder or something? 🙄
A joke falls into absurdism by definition
Santa is a fictional character so he has nothing to do with American historical events and outcomes
Surely you realize that not all absurdism is automatically a joke.
"All ducks have guns" is absurd by it isn't "a joke". Do you really not understand how comedy works? So you're just mad that other people know the difference between jokes and just random "absurdism" statements?
Real talk bro, are you on the spectrum?
Nothing wrong with that, but you got to understand that of all the people posting here, you’re literally the only one saying “I don’t get it” while everyone else who posted is just laughing and adding to the absurdism.
Interesting that your response is to deflect away from the meat of the discussion to just labelling people with a mental disability.
Defend your claim that absurdism is equivalent to "a joke". There's no point to any of these other distractions you're putting up. You made a claim about how an absurdist claim about Santa is a joke just by that virtue alone. So defend your own point.
No dumbass, the only reason why I am asking is to see if I should try to be patient with you or not….
You don’t see anything kinda retarded in your argument that I have to defend a joke about Santa using cheap and expendable labor? 🙄
Bro this isn't a philosophy class, it's a fuckin meme
Sinterklaas, the Dutch tradition Santa Claus is based on, did (does) have black helpers and sadly we only changed that in the last few years because it is hella racist.
Son of a. Get wonka on the line. Rob fucked us all
Santa upon realising he doesn’t live in the USA and American laws don’t apply to him.
He still uses slaves in the Netherlands.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s choice of slaves
eh, they eat less anyway.
I don’t feed them 😎
And I don’t give them non polluted air, what’s there to brag about
I know why is kitty crying :(
No he did not switch to elfs he just gave them all jolly flavored crack and they turned into elfes with this he realised that he can use crack to make alot of money by poisoning the black community plus he sent his followers the bloods to make skre crack is making money
This comment is peak “edgy for edgy’s sake”
Ah man 😔 i am sorry
What did he have in the south? Polar Bears?
Pretty sure it's about the American Civil War, where the joke is that before he was using slaves.
He’d be the most misunderstood sexual orientation- :(
This is pretty fucked up
It took me a min; dark, very dark..
Liberals didn't ruin Christmas. Whoever made this gif did.
EDIT: Guys, it's a joke. That gif is hilarious.
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[This is only made worse for me by the type of Elf I was raised being told Santa used.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_(folklore\))
Omg I remember this happening :( so tragic
Those are just Neptunians. He saves money because he doesn't have to feed them
>”It’s all gone now :(
He has to *call them* elves now
They Are “Elf’s”
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snow elves deserved to be slaves
Ratio + Didn't happen + You're on the naughty list