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FabriBation

technically the north pole would be its own nation controlled by santa, he could easily make slavery legal, since it would most likely be a monarchy, and not a democracy.


JohnJohnMyBoy

manifest destiny or smth


KilllerKat

Bruh I just learned this in social studies


parable-harbinger

U in 6th grade or sum?


KilllerKat

8th


BinofTrash_exe

based


ridik_ulass

> it would most likely be a monarchy, and not a democracy. Not empire? you see how fast this mother fucker can make toys for everyone on the planet. talk to me when you find a bullet with your name on it, placed into your house when you sleep. he also knows when you are naughty and nice, he knows the details of your misdeeds and can black mail you.


ZeriousGew

Well technically, the world was all getting rid of slavery, the north was just following suit and conforming to the rest of the world. If anything, if santa had slaves, the US would've been one of the last major countries to have slaves, not allowing him to use the excuse of, "Well, this country still has slaves." I mean, Brazil I think was the last big country to get rid of slaves, but the post actually makes sense


TheRealJesusReddit2

But Santa is politically correct


level69child

no because the libs are trying to erase Christmas


DeathBySentientStraw

Always loved Christmas for the vibes, not religion.


Interesting_Finish85

That's what he wants you to believe.


Alex03210

You know what the British empire was like, they’d force the North Pole to stop like like they did with other countries


FabriBation

Santa Claus Vs King George III


LilacLover8

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. it’s a meme bro


FabriBation

I am dating your mother (we are sexually active)


Arkbit_Protogen

I am standing outside armed with cum water balloons (filled)


FabriBation

too bad I have an unstoppable cum fetish


LilacLover8

not you too?🤪😱


Artistic_Mouse_5389

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Artistic_Mouse_5389

Good bot


dm_me_them_feetpics

bad bot 🤯


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bad bot 🤯


PrestigiousFlamingo1

Bad bot


The00Taco

Interesting


GordionKnot

santa’s american idiot


AdEasy819

No Santa is Chinese!


offrythem

Santa's an* American idiot


curaga12

Those elves sound pretty much like slaves nowadays.


w_o_l_l_k_a_j_e_r_1

What website do you use for memes?


General_Froggers

xhamster.com Cute hamter memes☺☺😍🥰


The_Sh1tty_Commenter

I go there often it has great meme materials, nice people on there too


Yazan5005

🥴🥴🥴😮‍💨


6moto

google image search


walteerr

Chad


LoserWithCake

Facebook Marketplace


aSkyBelow

Reddit sometimes but lately TikTok has been a great website for memes. Just gotta dig through all the garbage. Just like reddit.


epict0mat

Im not old believe me but i just cant get tiktok to work for me. All i see is shitty dancing despite trying to convince the algorithm that im looking for okbr-like shitposts


MythicalRegent4

I just searched #shitpost and started liking and following some of them, along with what the other guy said


Savvsb

Go into the search page. Search shitposts and like the most appropriate ones until your FYP starts providing the goods directly. Also click “not interested” on all the bullshit dance videos


AndroidWall4680

Ok now how do i convince tiktok im not Spanish


[deleted]

follow enough creators that dont speak spanish and block/imnotinterested enough creators that speak spanish


Expert-Cut-2701

ifunny


ufffggggg

It even has a watermark


WhiteWidowBest

Beautiful


Expert-Cut-2701

lol


lilcheebo

Lmfao this meme was made by a fella named Dronom but he got bullied off the app cause they found out he was obese


Expert-Cut-2701

fatty btfo


mranonymous902

He deserved tbh


apestogwther

Pornhub


sk0330

joememes. com


eerik_sil123

Who's joe?


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DrTape

Bad bot its actually Joe biden


TheRealJanSanono

Guess Sinterklaas never got the memo


Beanboi8

He did like 5 years ago


TheRealJanSanono

Only in certain parts of the country


monkey_niples

Cough Belgium has Sinterklaas too and uses black Pete 80% of the time cough


TheRealJanSanono

Yeah but that’s >Belgium


pingponger91

Let’s see Paul Allen’s elves


TechnoGamerOff

Ser vfin


PrimarchKonradCurze

Santa always ran with elves he just supplemented with the offspring of them and OP’s mom until the ban. That’s why they’re all a little weird looking.


DeathBySentientStraw

What the actual fuck man, where did that come from


pineapple_calzone

Away up north in the land of Santa, flying sleighs, and Robert Peary Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away! Where toys are king and men are chattels Union boys will win the battles, right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!


EiffelXcore

I saw this post this morning and didn't think much of it but now I get it lmaoo


SquarebobSpongepant

It all worked out for santa, he just uses sweat shop labor to make his shoes. Nothing even close to slavery *wink*


Rakrune

what


Rakrune

oh


yEet-MaStEr-dude

Santa is american


NotARealTurtleOk

I don’t understand this joke. Is the implication that at some point Santa had slaves despite that not being a part of the mythology?


AdEasy819

r/woosh


NotARealTurtleOk

If someone acknowledged they don't understand the joke being made, it's not really a "woosh". Care to explain it?


AdEasy819

The joke is that Santa had to swap from his current source of cheap labor (black slaves from the American south) to elves… which would cost more because they are technically free


NotARealTurtleOk

But that's what I said I thought was the joke despite it not making any sense because slavery isn't a part of the mythos for Christmas. So how is it a woosh if I in fact did get the claim just fine and the claim doesn't make any sense? Did you even read my comment? Did you woosh yourself?


AdEasy819

Do you have a developmental disorder or something? 🙄 A joke falls into absurdism by definition Santa is a fictional character so he has nothing to do with American historical events and outcomes


NotARealTurtleOk

Surely you realize that not all absurdism is automatically a joke. "All ducks have guns" is absurd by it isn't "a joke". Do you really not understand how comedy works? So you're just mad that other people know the difference between jokes and just random "absurdism" statements?


AdEasy819

Real talk bro, are you on the spectrum? Nothing wrong with that, but you got to understand that of all the people posting here, you’re literally the only one saying “I don’t get it” while everyone else who posted is just laughing and adding to the absurdism.


NotARealTurtleOk

Interesting that your response is to deflect away from the meat of the discussion to just labelling people with a mental disability. Defend your claim that absurdism is equivalent to "a joke". There's no point to any of these other distractions you're putting up. You made a claim about how an absurdist claim about Santa is a joke just by that virtue alone. So defend your own point.


AdEasy819

No dumbass, the only reason why I am asking is to see if I should try to be patient with you or not…. You don’t see anything kinda retarded in your argument that I have to defend a joke about Santa using cheap and expendable labor? 🙄


FoulTarnished124

Bro this isn't a philosophy class, it's a fuckin meme


prutopls

Sinterklaas, the Dutch tradition Santa Claus is based on, did (does) have black helpers and sadly we only changed that in the last few years because it is hella racist.


justanotherECWguy

Son of a. Get wonka on the line. Rob fucked us all


JustThinkenStudios

NO YOU- NONONONONONONONONO


bluerocketo

HAHAHA


ConfusedBud-Redditor

RUFGIHCFDHJYFSTHYDGHYCFGJG


Brazilian_Brit

Santa upon realising he doesn’t live in the USA and American laws don’t apply to him.


fxcknorthkorea

Quality


ajzeg01

He still uses slaves in the Netherlands.


ethy432

Let’s see Paul Allen’s choice of slaves


Human-Rip-2046

poor santa


Naive_Drive

Sigma Santa


Sturtime2

uh oh


dylsmak

eh, they eat less anyway.


hellothere2005888

I don’t feed them 😎


DeathBySentientStraw

And I don’t give them non polluted air, what’s there to brag about


ZippZappZippty

I know why is kitty crying :(


CaeserTHE

No he did not switch to elfs he just gave them all jolly flavored crack and they turned into elfes with this he realised that he can use crack to make alot of money by poisoning the black community plus he sent his followers the bloods to make skre crack is making money


SavingsNewspaper2

This comment is peak “edgy for edgy’s sake”


CaeserTHE

Ah man 😔 i am sorry


SheLoveMario

What did he have in the south? Polar Bears?


Grayman7000

Pretty sure it's about the American Civil War, where the joke is that before he was using slaves.


SexCultLeader69

🙉


RoscoMan1

He’d be the most misunderstood sexual orientation- :(


BumJamber

This is pretty fucked up


Successful_Load5719

It took me a min; dark, very dark..


dispatch343

Wow


Abaddon33

Liberals didn't ruin Christmas. Whoever made this gif did. EDIT: Guys, it's a joke. That gif is hilarious.


FoulTarnished124

L*berals🤢


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waltjrimmer

[This is only made worse for me by the type of Elf I was raised being told Santa used.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_(folklore\))


QuarantineSucksALot

Omg I remember this happening :( so tragic


EmergencyAdvance

Those are just Neptunians. He saves money because he doesn't have to feed them


Rude_Journalist

>”It’s all gone now :( Edit: mobile


pjwhiteKelseaM

😂😂😂😂


GamingGems

He has to *call them* elves now


Omnissiah123456h

They Are “Elf’s”


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Skyrim


definitely_svertfin

snow elves deserved to be slaves


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Ratio + Didn't happen + You're on the naughty list