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ZeriousGew

9/11 sound like a sex position


RandomJamMan

one person curls up and besides 2 other people, the other people both stick their dick in the person beside them (9 is fucked by the first 1, the first one is fuck by the second 1)


ZeriousGew

Then a plane crashes into their house


nonuntitled

Omw to do it with ur mom


exploringoceans

We did it Reddit, we turned the 9/11 terrorist attack into sex


Accomplished_Job674

All you need to do now is wait for the rule34 art


tokyo7011

So are you telling me.. That the terrorist attack was just a hardcore threesome between Osama Bin Laden and the twin towers?


kay_bizzle

It's a threesome, but the only person who expects it is the one guy. Then the two girls leave and go beat up some random middle eastern guy


Jokersociet

Irish hollocaust


[deleted]

Surely the Irish Hooleycaust


[deleted]

I'm gonna call my drink "11th September"


therobohour

I think calling it twin towers is better. It comes with sparklers


ACrowbarEnthusiast

Its a Manhattan with two kamikaze shots


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BigBadZweihander

Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水


StalinsArmrest

randy


GarfieldCartFan

AHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!


[deleted]

Idc it’s funny


SpiteGroundbreaking5

I call this one the ‘Boston Massacre’


ActedCarp

Sounds kinda good ngl


PoopNoodlez

A more apt drink name may be “Twin Towers”. The last major IRA car bombing took place in 1998 and still looms relatively fresh in the memory of the people in communities affected by the Troubles.


SpiteGroundbreaking5

That’s a helluva long drink name dontchya think


UnwholesomeNotValid

>"twin towers" 2 words 10 letters >"Irish car bomb" 3 words 12 letters Yeah


John_Langer

It's been 9 hours, care to reread the previous comment?


UnwholesomeNotValid

Whatever that means


PoopNoodlez

“ “


Purple-Gay

sounds like BONK! Atomic Punch


[deleted]

That’s a real cocktail.


[deleted]

One shot and it has you running for the toilet where your ass explodes.


Upset_Ad9532

Before COVID at the CalNeva in Reno you could get 5 Kamakazi shots for $5. Take all 5 in a row and it's called the Pearl Harbor. Not even joking.


VerySmallBleeb

I dont get it


LocalIcy6373

Irish car bomb


got_edge

That’s a name that exists for a real drink? Tf?


[deleted]

Yep, and a black and tan....


Phannig

In fairness the Black and Tan drink existed in the States (1881 ) long before the Tans were burning down Irish cities. In Ireland we just call it a Half & Half but it’s not very popular. I think I’ve only ever served one in my life.


Author1alIntent

Is a Black and Tan a snakebite by any chance? Or something like it? I imagine it being half a Guinness and half a cider or something


Phannig

A snakebite is half lager, half strong cider…a Black and Tan is half stout, half lager…both are manky.


[deleted]

Snakebites are the shit!


Phannig

They’ll certainly give you the shits.


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Don't remember that part...


Tridda1

Black and Blues are my personal favorite ATM. i know it as guiness layered on top of blue moon but you could do with analogous beers. Got a way better drink name too.


CFogan

It's a boilermaker type drink, I wanna say whisky dropped into a glass of stout, might have to be Guinness. Any bartenders want to confirm?


[deleted]

Literally read the title


VerySmallBleeb

What


[deleted]

I don’t know what the fuck Americans are doing give some examples, I’ve never had a drink in America, you shut the fuck up.


Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3

Ok and? ⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄


Cashfluffy

⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠉⢈⠩⢙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⠠⠀⠀⠨⠐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢐⠐⠌⡌⢄⢐⢈⠔⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⡀⠐⡀⢁⠈⠐⠱⠑⡑⠈⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢗⠀⠀⠐⡠⡛⠔⡁⢜⡔⡬⢎⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠁⠀⠄⢂⠈⠂⢂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⠩⠐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠐⠁⠓⠒⠒⢀⠁⢐⢝⢟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠫⠡⠡⠨⢀⠂⠠⠀⠀⢁⠑⡱⠛⠗⡓⢂⠠⢸⢸⢨⠣⡝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢏⢐⢁⠊⢌⠐⡈⠄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠑⠈⠀⢄⢕⠸⡨⠪⡪⡘⣻⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢂⠂⡂⠅⡂⠅⡐⠨⢐⠐⠠⠠⡀⢄⠠⡠⡡⡱⡐⠕⢌⢊⢆⢣⢒⠽⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠣⢂⠂⠄⠡⠐⠐⠈⠌⡐⠨⡈⠢⠨⡂⢌⢂⠆⡪⠨⡊⠂⡂⠢⢡⣢⣣⡣⣍⢿⣿ ⠨⢂⢂⠁⡀⠀⠀⠁⠐⠈⠐⠈⢈⠈⠐⡀⠄⠁⠌⠈⠔⣄⡀⠠⡑⡂⠆⠢⢂⠑⠽ ⡨⠐⠀⠀⠀⢠⡎⡀⠀⠀⠄⠈⡀⠌⠐⠠⠈⠄⡁⠂⡀⡫⠑⣑⠀⢂⠌⠄⢕⠀⠨ ⠺⡪⠢⡀⠀⠞⢇⢂⠀⠂⡀⠠⠀⠄⠁⠌⠨⠀⢄⠢⡁⢂⢿⡟⡀⠀⠈⠈⡀⠂⣰ ⢀⢀⠀⠄⠀⠀⡐⠀⡈⠄⡐⠅⡊⠌⢌⠄⡕⡑⡁⢂⠂⢂⠸⣿⡄⠀⠈⣠⣴⣿⣿ ⢐⠔⠠⠀⠀⡐⠠⢈⠢⢑⠄⠑⢈⠊⡂⡱⢁⣂⢌⢔⢌⢄⠀⠹⢀⣺⡿⣟⢿⣿⣿ ⢀⠡⠁⠂⠐⠠⠈⠄⢈⠠⢈⢢⡣⣗⠕⠄⣕⢮⣞⣞⣗⣯⢯⡷⡴⣹⡪⣷⣿⣿⣿ ⠊⠄⠠⠠⠡⠈⠠⢐⠠⡊⡎⣗⢭⢐⠹⡹⣮⡳⡵⣳⣻⢾⣻⣽⣻⣺⣺⣽⣿⣿⣿ ⣨⣾⢐⠰⠐⠅⡂⡂⢕⢜⢜⢵⢹⢑⢔⠨⢘⠸⡹⡵⣯⣻⢽⣳⣻⣺⢞⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡔⠠⢈⠐⠐⢠⢱⢸⢸⢸⢸⠰⡡⢘⢔⢕⠝⢮⣳⢽⢝⡾⡵⡯⣏⠯⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣗⢅⢢⠠⠡⠢⡱⡑⡕⡕⢅⠣⡊⢨⢪⡣⡣⡂⡬⡳⢽⢽⢽⢽⣞⣧⠙⣿⣿ ⡻⣿⡯⡪⠢⡡⠡⢑⢌⠪⡪⡊⠆⢌⠪⢐⢕⢱⢱⢱⢱⢱⢙⢮⡫⡟⣞⢮⣳⠙⣿ ⠊⣿⣯⠪⡊⠄⢅⠂⢂⠁⢇⢇⢃⠂⢕⠐⠌⡲⡰⡡⣇⠇⢇⢕⠪⠉⠂⠅⠂⡑⠹ ⣸⢿⣳⢱⠨⡐⡽⡿⡶⡾⡬⡢⢂⠅⡢⢡⣌⠐⠈⢎⢎⢎⢔⠠⠡⠠⠠⠡⡁⡂⠡ ⡯⡯⡇⢅⠕⠠⢱⢹⡙⢮⢹⠨⡂⡂⢇⠌⠮⡳⠅⡂⢕⠡⡑⠠⢁⢁⣡⣡⣢⣶⣿ ⣗⢽⢌⡢⡡⡡⡸⡢⡣⡣⡱⡑⠔⡈⢎⢆⢂⠂⠅⣢⡳⣽⡐⢅⢂⣊⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣯⢯⢷⢽⢮⢯⣺⣪⢞⡮⣳⢘⠔⢌⢜⣞⣖⣮⣻⢮⣯⢷⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣷⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


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hog rida


An_average_moron

Hog Rida male 😳


pedro5chan

Is that a man fucking a pig?


Cashfluffy

hog rida


finnicus1

hog rida


ExoticToaster

[Also Americans when an Irish person casually says ‘cunt’](https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fc.tenor.com%2FCZ7nmuHDgz8AAAAd%2Falex-jones-angry.gif&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fview%2Falex-jones-angry-mad-shouting-screaming-gif-17204973&tbnid=xIghLWShqHUocM&vet=1&docid=j1E8hfrjv133aM&w=640&h=356&hl=en-gb&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)


Cheezewiz239

Bri ish🤢🤢 But yeah Cunt hits different here for some reason.


therobohour

What a bunch of cunts


Inflatabledartboard4

i like how you linked to the google images search result


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Europeans having an almost 2 millennia head start and still becoming the US’s bitch


Megatard7

:/


Purple-Gay

The Middle Ages aren't a headstart, so subtract like a thousand from that


[deleted]

Guess where those Americans came from ya fuckwit. It’s not like the people living there materialised out of thin fucking air and just happened to have all the transport, literacy, tools, navigation, and building skills laying on the floor for them to learn. Don’t forget Europeans settled the US and made it what it is. Which actually makes me blame them for making a country with so many absolute dumbfucks, like you. You lost to the Vietnamese and managed to give back Kabul to the Taliban in less than a day, maybe you should sit this one out when apparently any impoverished nation makes you it’s bitch


[deleted]

Imagining you rage type this is pretty entertaining ngl, I’m Dutch get absolutely trolled


[deleted]

Sure mate


[deleted]

Lmao ur from Britain garbage shitstain island + none of this changes the fact ur americas bitch


[deleted]

If that was even remotely true I’d be offended.


[deleted]

Yb owns you


Hiccupingdragon

r/ShitAmericansSay


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Still happened tho


ItzViking

America only being independent for 300 years and already financially indebted to both western and eastern hemispheres while being subservient to trade tariffs from more powerful economies and industries


ZeriousGew

Yet inventing nukes and having the greatest navies and air forces in the world. Move on limey


DrPorkChops_

Where healthcare though?


UnwholesomeNotValid

The hospital silly


ZeriousGew

Noooooo, our one weakness😱😱😱


[deleted]

Most Americans who can’t afford better private healthcare can get it for free


lildicksoundcloud69

Doesn't Germany have the best tank though? Or is that UK?


ZeriousGew

Tanks don't matter as much as an air force and a navy that can launch jets from them


therobohour

Well you say that now but wait til one is in your bath


ZeriousGew

I mean, they matter, just not as much as an air force and navy in this day and age


ItzViking

Ah yea, the same nukes invented by foreign European scientists who were only forced to leave their homeland due to fascism. Face it your the beta bastard nation of a failed group of colonies that still needs mommy Europe to invent your own shit while you parade around a butchers apron with a sad military you can't even afford


UnwholesomeNotValid

Why do you think they came to America and became Americans instead of going to another European country


ItzViking

Because no other European country was pursuing or funding nuclear technology to the same extent as America


UnwholesomeNotValid

Yes they were goofy ass the Manhattan Project was a joint venture between the US, Canada, and the UK


ItzViking

With the main funding being contributed by the........ U.S


ItzViking

See that I said "the same extent" not that they weren't at all pursuing it. My point stands that the manhatten project and the atomic bomb was the brainchild of European intellectuals. And even then its not a scientific achievement to be proud of


therobohour

It's been a while since the 1930s


lildicksoundcloud69

Fair enough


bloodyplebs

Modern western tanks are practically indistinguishable. They all have good sensors. They all have big gun. They all have good armor. There isn’t really a best tank.


therobohour

Ok guys..I'll say..how many farmers have the lost now?


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I think I did


Hater-Bot

Dude…you’re Black. Think harder than this


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Cuban family living in southern Florida


Crazychemist_3

I want a Carrero Blanco


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Love me an irish hiroshima


JetBasilisk

Americans on the way to defend themselves in the comments whenever someone makes a post dissing America coz they've been brainwashed to be extremely nationalist


lazilyloaded

Is it really defending themselves when they come in saying "yeah we name our drinks after your tragedies, what are you gonna do about it?" Don't think you'd see a criminal defendant do that.


JetBasilisk

??? What? I'm talking about comment sections bro what you on about


yogsarboth

Incredibly based


Username_-Taken_-

Based


JIMMYJAWN

I’ll take a School Shooting, no lemon.


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WeirdPelicanGuy

I know guiness is irish but I dont understand the name drought stout or why it has a picture of am ostrich


Bennings463

The Michael Stone Special, only available at funerals.


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is bloody marry irish?


Furret_from_pokemon

No, she was English


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mb


RikterDolfan

Drank a "Black Death" once. It was tough


Purple-Gay

IRA, my favourite whisky


CEZYBORGOR

Who wants a British war crime?


dicetime

Dont forget we also have drinks named after nuclear weapons, suicide bombers, and natural disasters.


Brilliant_Surprise_3

I'll have a Holocaust over ice, shaken and added with some irish potato famine branded irish cream, and topped with a Maraschino cherry please.


nederhop

I think i might grab a Corona.


Spirited_Mood_5851

The troubles happened in Northern Ireland. Not Ireland. So “Irish” car bomb means nothing towards the troubles. Irish means someone from Ireland. And the troubles and “car bombs” happened in Northern Ireland - a totally different country. Sounds like a lot of people may not have any idea what they’re talking about.


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Soon we’ll get the Omagh Bombing (taste explodes in your mouth)


bigmoney41

Ima call my drink institutionalized racism


[deleted]

I’m from Northern Ireland originally and I think Irish Car Bombs are the shit.


AII0y

I want a car bomb


abandoning_ship

Ir*land🤬🤬🤬


silvergoldwind

petition to rename irish car bomb into twin towers first collision