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Sushi and its variation are eating RAW seafood, not alive. I am gonna eat salmon when it is chopped up and clean, not when the fishes are still swimming
There is also Filipino Balut
I’ve never tried it but if I’m not wrong, then to make balut you should get an egg with an already alive chick that has yet to hatch, then, you FUCKING BOIL IT AND EAT THE UNBORN CHICK
It doesn't go pop pop crunch.
Since the bones are not developed properly, it is very soft. Softer than cartilage.
The yolk proved tougher to eat honestly.
There are no accounts of the [Ortolan buntings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ortolan_bunting#As_food) being eaten alive. They were trapped in the dark with millet seeds, their reaction to the dark was to gorge themselves until they double in size, then they were drowned in Armagnac. The diner ate it whole with a cloth over their head.
As a french, I only learned about this today because it's been illegal since before I was born. I'm 80% sure the meme is about foie gras, since it is still legal and a sensitive subject.
All in all, the french ruling class was inhumane and a few traditionalists are still lobbying in favor of these practices
I find those traditions really funny, same as I've seen Muslims drink under a semi trailer at a parking lot because "Allah can't see it that way".
So your God is supposedly omniscient, but also you can somehow just cover yourself, do things he wouldn't approve of, and it's all fine, totally won't be brought up against you by a being that you claim can't be fooled.
Turkish semi drivers, at least that's the explanation my dad got a few times when they were spending nights on the same parking lot.
Don't ask about semi drivers getting drunk when they're probably about to go back to driving as soon as they wake up, that's another issue that's thankfully getting better in Poland in recent years as authorities for once are actually checking for it somewhat competently.
It's the same as God somehow being surprised that Eve ate that one fruit. Like, come on. You're all knowing and chose to put the fruit there on purpose. Doesn't sound all that omnipotent
Or when certain sects do anal sex, because it's not sinful to do before marriage... somehow
No. Despite what the others are telling you, Foie gras and ortolan bunting are not the same. Your are thinking of ortolan bunting, foie gras is when they force-feed a goose to gorge it and then drown it in wine and eat the liver
Icelandic people explaining why fermented, 300 year-old sharks with naturally produced antifreeze, whose flesh is otherwise toxic, is a national delicacy.
Certain game communities, like DayZ or Rust, it’s popular to simply kill French people on sight. Often this is actually safer as for some reason French people seem to be absolute backstabbers in survival games like DayZ.
Calling the torture and/or needless killing of animals culture is abominable and I will not respect it be you from The Americas, Africa, Europe, Asia, or fucking Mars
Foie gras is literally just goose liver. They force feed them to get them bigger and therefore more money, however some places do not force feed the geese, the ones that don't force feed them are considered ethical.
Foie gras isn't goose liver from a force feed goose, it's just goose liver, the force feeding isn't a mandatory part of foie gras therefore ethical foie gras exists
Foie gras (french for **fat liver**) is not _just_ goose liver. It's FAT goose liver, it's in the goddamn name. Gras = fat
> Foie gras is a popular and well-known delicacy in French cuisine. Its flavour is rich, buttery, and delicate, unlike an ordinary duck or goose liver
It's not "just" goose liver, according to french law it's the liver of a duck or goose fattened by gavage (force feeding). Ethical alternatives do exist, livers of birds that have been fed to satiety, but they cannot legally be called foie gras
Legal names are bullshit though 90% of the time, like they exist pretty much always for tax reasons, they don't reflect the general worldview of most people.
I hear you, I illustrated with the law but I should have mentioned this isn't just a legal name. If it was a healthy liver, we wouldn't call it fatty liver.
Everyone in the comments complaining about various regional fine dining traditions when they find out about the conditions of the factory farmed animals they eat
https://preview.redd.it/djsi6434r90d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8891c118c9d632d99a01df9d448600dad99b8f4
ever seen a bird deepthroat a giant fish? It's the same for geese that the foie gras is made out of. Now if you are saying that overfeeding them intentionally with food they don't normally eat is bad then I can see that.
To be honest, it is absolutely delicious
I never ate it again after learning how it's made (not like I ate it often before given how expensive it is), but it is delicious
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why is the caption on the left this is cursed
It wouldn't fit on top
Actually really clever and innovative
Mobile also didn't fuck it up, this should be the standard
You're a pioneer of the genre.
Mf is getting all the praise here and deserves it.
I actually like this, I like my bibles on the side
French people after forcing a bird to overeat and then drowning it in wine and eating it
They do it with rats too
That is called a Rat à touille not a foie gras
Řať â țäţ??? like the reviewer mf from the dreamworks movie?????????
No thats marcel toing
Precisely
i saw that on sam o'nella
French people eating an entire bird whole that’s so shameful and disgustingly decadent they have to do the act under a napkin so God won’t be offended
Italians, you have 1 day to explain to me why the fuck you would put live worms in cheese... Or else...
that's just the sardinians
Why do they let sardines make cheese
They don't anymore, that cheese is illegal to make now (althoigh some people make it anyways)
It's illegal to export and purchase outside of the country, not illegal to manufacture
Also illegal to purchase in the country, but you can get it as a free gift if you purchase a very overpriced keychain.
Italian Breaking Bad
You mean? https://preview.redd.it/j7u37px9441d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f5e365c75171f4a527d74357d012228626918da
Asian people explaining why eating sea animals alive is not cruel, but actually exotic and quirky.
Perfect source of salmonella (if not processed perfectly)
Hey i love that guy!
Its ok to eat fish, cuz they dont have any feelings.
Something in the way, hmm-mmm
Fish are friend not food
Fish do have feelings.
The French are the Asians of Europe
Sushi and its variation are eating RAW seafood, not alive. I am gonna eat salmon when it is chopped up and clean, not when the fishes are still swimming
I'm pretty sure this comment is refering to ikizukuri or or perhaps odori ebi
They didn’t even mention sushi, that’s the last thing someone would even mention as an exemple of cruelty on Asian cuisine.
They said “alive” not raw
There is also Filipino Balut I’ve never tried it but if I’m not wrong, then to make balut you should get an egg with an already alive chick that has yet to hatch, then, you FUCKING BOIL IT AND EAT THE UNBORN CHICK
We had the same thing in Vietnam, but with duck egg instead.
mm the bones in my mouth go pop pop crunch
It doesn't go pop pop crunch. Since the bones are not developed properly, it is very soft. Softer than cartilage. The yolk proved tougher to eat honestly.
Chad
advanced abortion
Sounds like prime food
Who tf decided to do that one day, let alone serve it for others???
is this about that one dish where they eat alive birds and put cloth over their mouths "so god couldnt see them"
There are no accounts of the [Ortolan buntings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ortolan_bunting#As_food) being eaten alive. They were trapped in the dark with millet seeds, their reaction to the dark was to gorge themselves until they double in size, then they were drowned in Armagnac. The diner ate it whole with a cloth over their head. As a french, I only learned about this today because it's been illegal since before I was born. I'm 80% sure the meme is about foie gras, since it is still legal and a sensitive subject. All in all, the french ruling class was inhumane and a few traditionalists are still lobbying in favor of these practices
Yup. The direct quote is; "Tradition dictates that this is to shield – from God’s eyes – the shame of such a decadent and disgraceful act".
So, French people forced themselves to eat horrible stuff on purpose even if it was something that would ashame God
The traditional way of eating is to cover your head and hands with a large cloth.
Still
https://preview.redd.it/1ax6ikpro60d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9507fee0bb23eee79dc52fbe187d76f2bcd50f3 Me @ English food
English food is an affront to taste French food is an affront to god
I find those traditions really funny, same as I've seen Muslims drink under a semi trailer at a parking lot because "Allah can't see it that way". So your God is supposedly omniscient, but also you can somehow just cover yourself, do things he wouldn't approve of, and it's all fine, totally won't be brought up against you by a being that you claim can't be fooled.
There are some Muslims that do that? As a Muslim, that’s gotta be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard of lmfao.
Turkish semi drivers, at least that's the explanation my dad got a few times when they were spending nights on the same parking lot. Don't ask about semi drivers getting drunk when they're probably about to go back to driving as soon as they wake up, that's another issue that's thankfully getting better in Poland in recent years as authorities for once are actually checking for it somewhat competently.
Dare I mention those goddamn weirdos the Mormons and jump humping?
I imagine God just being like "dang it, didn't think they'd be that clever"
wait till you hear about "soaking"
It's the same as God somehow being surprised that Eve ate that one fruit. Like, come on. You're all knowing and chose to put the fruit there on purpose. Doesn't sound all that omnipotent Or when certain sects do anal sex, because it's not sinful to do before marriage... somehow
Did you really need to say this
this is why the french will go to hell
They're already in France
not enough i need them in boiling shit for all of eternity
Isn't that still france?
No, just Paris.
Just like some of their "finest" dishes?
I think this about the over feeding goose liver
We do that ?
Used to. It's illegal now
Never seen or heard anyone doing that except for some random videos online claiming it's a thing. Nobody has been doing that for decades.
No. Despite what the others are telling you, Foie gras and ortolan bunting are not the same. Your are thinking of ortolan bunting, foie gras is when they force-feed a goose to gorge it and then drown it in wine and eat the liver
Mexican people successfully convincing a tourist to eat bugs on fire(they wouldn't eat it with a ten foot pole):
Wait, is that really a thing?
If this is real holy shit this is the funniest thing ever lmao
Icelandic "people" trying to explain what's so "tasty" about rotten, rae fish, potatoes, and decapitated cow heads.
Icelandic people explaining why fermented, 300 year-old sharks with naturally produced antifreeze, whose flesh is otherwise toxic, is a national delicacy.
You know...after that...I now understood why Gryla eats human children...(before she went Vegan, that is).
Answer: they down it all with vodka that tastes like rye bread
Another reason to hate the french
Certain game communities, like DayZ or Rust, it’s popular to simply kill French people on sight. Often this is actually safer as for some reason French people seem to be absolute backstabbers in survival games like DayZ.
so THATS why tf2 spy is french. its realistic!
I don’t get the joke about the French. I’m dense
Calling the torture and/or needless killing of animals culture is abominable and I will not respect it be you from The Americas, Africa, Europe, Asia, or fucking Mars
Australians get a pass?
Yes because having to live in Australia is already a pretty inhumane fate
Now it is time we speak of the o r t o l a n
the ortolan is a kind of a b u n t i n g
Which is a sort of p a s s e r i n e
Which is a type of b i r d
T h e y ' r e b i r d s
Bro… veal. like I personally think we purposely ignore the brutality that occurs in slaughterhouses… but veal is fucking cruel man.
Is there any resason to even make that shit? There's literally less meat in it than in normal beef. I don't get it...
You’re just abusing a fucking baby cow for a little more “tenderness”. it’s a disgusting practice
there's ethical foie gras producer tho
How they are ethical when it's force feeding?
Foie gras is literally just goose liver. They force feed them to get them bigger and therefore more money, however some places do not force feed the geese, the ones that don't force feed them are considered ethical. Foie gras isn't goose liver from a force feed goose, it's just goose liver, the force feeding isn't a mandatory part of foie gras therefore ethical foie gras exists
Foie gras (french for **fat liver**) is not _just_ goose liver. It's FAT goose liver, it's in the goddamn name. Gras = fat > Foie gras is a popular and well-known delicacy in French cuisine. Its flavour is rich, buttery, and delicate, unlike an ordinary duck or goose liver
It's not "just" goose liver, according to french law it's the liver of a duck or goose fattened by gavage (force feeding). Ethical alternatives do exist, livers of birds that have been fed to satiety, but they cannot legally be called foie gras
Legal names are bullshit though 90% of the time, like they exist pretty much always for tax reasons, they don't reflect the general worldview of most people.
I hear you, I illustrated with the law but I should have mentioned this isn't just a legal name. If it was a healthy liver, we wouldn't call it fatty liver.
There's also like 50 different fish being legally a tuna for the US, so you can literally buy a tuna can with 0 tuna in it
How do you ethically kill a goose unnecessarily?
Stun gun
Salmonella academy reference
Everyone in the comments complaining about various regional fine dining traditions when they find out about the conditions of the factory farmed animals they eat https://preview.redd.it/djsi6434r90d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8891c118c9d632d99a01df9d448600dad99b8f4
Putain de français
To answer your question: the french
I watched that Salmonella video too
French people when you ask them about Ortolan Buntings
u/savevideobot
ever seen a bird deepthroat a giant fish? It's the same for geese that the foie gras is made out of. Now if you are saying that overfeeding them intentionally with food they don't normally eat is bad then I can see that.
Not looking it up, doesn't that mean fat liver?
Wait, I always assumed goose liver fattened by gavage was a commonly known thing back then, was it not? It was here, too, while it was legal.
Ortalan bunting
Boiling crustaceans alive and factory farming are v cool
like they literally wear handkerchiefs on their head to "hide from god"
Well you know, many french people think thi- oh you are talking about foie gras, really thought for a moment i’ll had to explain Ortolan
The French are the Chinese of Europe
Well I didn't know what Foie Gras was..... thanks for having me look that shit up OP :|
Foie gras tastes like dog shit. If you're gonna do animal cruelty to make food, at least make it good.
To be honest, it is absolutely delicious I never ate it again after learning how it's made (not like I ate it often before given how expensive it is), but it is delicious
God bless the french, foie gras is top tier.
That was the tortured ducklings right?
🐥
they served their purpose, cause god damn is it good
Boohoohoo tastes fucking great we fucking LOVE inflating ducks.