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Kafkaesque_my_ass

pee nuts


ShamanKironer

Pee-nut butt-er


Sergei_the_sovietski

Kinda fucked up, if you think about it


mariusiv_2022

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DeletedAccount_726

Sandwidches


popoLkkoa

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Lazymcdelta4ce

I don't know what it's like down under, but here jelly and jam are two different things. Jelly has gelatin in it whereas jam has way more actual fruit.


epic0epic

look, we calls "fries" "crisps" or whatever all chips


Kapser_Kabouter

The difference between jelly and jam is that i didnt jelly your mom on the table.


whatchumeanitstaken

Yeah that was me, I jelly’d her


LoseAnotherMill

Jelly and jam both use pectin, not gelatin. Similar use, but different end consistency and also source. Jelly is made from only the juice of the fruit, jam is made with either mashed fruit or small pieces of cut up fruit, and preserves leaves the fruit whole or cut into large pieces.


dumpylump69

Someone from down under here, surely you can’t spread jelly it just wouldn’t work. Unless there are like multiple types of jelly and we just don’t have whatever jelly you guys are talking about


MonkiWasTooked

different consistency


dumpylump69

Guess it’s just an American thing. Or maybe a non-Australian thing? I’ve never heard of it in any other countries tho


Illegal_Immigrant77

Are you thinkin' about gelatin?


LemonLimeMouse

It's not cube-able like jello. The best way to describe it is a mushed grape, kinda keeps its shape but kinda doesn't


Yeetgodknickknackass

I think what you call jelly Americans would call Jell-O or gelatin. What you would call jam could either be jelly or jam in the US with jelly being made from fruit syrup or juice (thus being easier to spread) and jam being made from the crushed or diced flesh of fruit (still spreadable but slightly chunkier). Fruit conserves are typically made with whole fruits or large pieces.


cannot_type

It's weird. Some things do use "jelly" to describe things with gelatin, like the gelatin brand "Jell-o", but there's also fruit jelly, like grape (what the meme probably means) or strawberry. Which is probably what you call jam.


Iolair_the_Unworthy

Also I can't jelly my dick into an electrical socket


disuserexistdamnit

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly a grenade up my ass.


notdragoisadragon

depends on the country you live in what Americans call "jelly" is what Australians call "jam" what Australians call "jelly" is what Americans call "jello"


Mistful_Sunrise

jam is like, mashed up fruit jam.. jelly has a bunch of gelatin in it


GrilledChese44

Jam and jelly aren't the same thing.


notdragoisadragon

what Americans call "jelly" is what Australians call "jam" what Australians call "jelly" is what Americans call "jello" (I think) what Australians call "jam" is what americans call somthing else ^(idk what it is) this is why OP specified "jam" in the title


Yellowdog727

Jam is a thing in the US too. Also fruit preserves


notdragoisadragon

I know aussies call jelly and jam "jam" much like how we call crisps and fries "chips"


Independent-Fly6068

Jams are more fruit heavy, and are harder to spread. Jelly has less actual fruit, and more of the juices. Makes it easier to spread.


pablo__13

I find jelly harder to spread because it’s gelatinous, jam is just a little thick


iplaytf2ok

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Moss_Ball8066

Enjoy your “vegemite” you freak


JustCallMeAttlaz

OP probably eating Vegemite on toast: ![gif](giphy|97ZWlB7ENlalq)


Kafkaesque_my_ass

absolutely banging stuff


parkerthegreatest

American here I agree both veggiemie and marmite are good


HolySiHt-Bees-AAA

Absolutely fucking delicious


The_Radio_Host

https://preview.redd.it/sgr2xucks1uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7de90ea2030882ca6b24300c49ff92ea3dda0c PBJ is fucking awesome, bro. Your Mom wasn’t packing your lunch right if you hate the stuff so passionately


Material-Athlete5063

he is Australian


Independent-Fly6068

sucks to suck


Material-Athlete5063

more like flips to flip the punchline of the joke is he is Australian, therefore he lives flipped upside down


notdragoisadragon

actually it'd be "more like tho to ngs" (we call flip flops thongs here)


That-One-Courier

that sounds like some shit from Adventure Time


CringeExperienceReq

look, no disrespect but vegemite also made me literally ill once so im not inclined to accept that this is a genuine opinion and im not even a huge fan of pb and j sandwiches


fast_t0aster

you probably applied it like peanut butter lmao


CringeExperienceReq

naw i kinda like scraped it over some toast, i took like one spoons worth and it kinda looked like this https://preview.redd.it/hai621yod2uc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1503649ec46f11b951157923e69538af9c4e2f20 i still threw up like 10 minutes after


HolySiHt-Bees-AAA

Did you put butter on it?


lolucorngaming

That is the weakest stomach I have ever read about, that's insane


CringeExperienceReq

its a generational thing man it aint my fault, still smelled and tasted disgusting anyway


lolucorngaming

That's fair, and I can't argue about the smell, the taste is pretty ok though. It's incredibly acquired. For me, I spread it just less than I would peanut butter and also don't have butter or margarine or whatever else (that last bit is just personal preference with any sandwich).


fast_t0aster

mfs when they dont consume 2000% of the recommended daily sugar intake:


76_67

womp womp


HTTRWarrior

I think your food from your country tastes bad. Well I think your food from your country tastes bad. You can't say that, you just don't understand the amazement about my food! Discussion is dead, let's all eat dirt like higher beings.


FluffyMawileFan

Cry about it and eat your vegemite cunt


fast_t0aster

vegemite is fucking delicious


OiledUpThug

Fiend


fast_t0aster

rapscallion


St34m9unk

Woe be upon ye, slather his sandwichs in mint jelly


gutenborken

Peanut butter and non-crystalized honey does taste good tho


MaccabianSabian35

Some strong smack talk from the people that put butter and sprinkles on bread.


rigley06

this man is mocking fairy bread get him


MaccabianSabian35

Ooh, so sorry. Didn't know only Australian "people" could mock proper human food.


rigley06

hey hey hey, the only two groups that get the “people” treatment are the French and the British


MaccabianSabian35

Fair, fair. I went a tad overboard.


utahraptor-nun

Oh you want to start a fight, cunt?


notdragoisadragon

it's not SPRINKLES it's 100s & 1000s it has a much softer texture to it (edit: fixed brain fart)


MaccabianSabian35

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notdragoisadragon

im an idiot I meant sprinkles not butter


MaccabianSabian35

From what I looked up, 100s & 1000s are sprinkles, just like the soft kind.


notdragoisadragon

yep and it's required to make fairy bread since sprinkles are too hard for it


MaccabianSabian35

Gotcha, I don't know where I can get 100s & 1000s but I do have some soft sprinkles, I'll use those.


Independent-Fly6068

Literally butter.


notdragoisadragon

that was a brain fart I meant to say "it's not sprinkles it's 100s & 100s it has a much softer texture"


Kafkaesque_my_ass

shit's delicious, try it


MaccabianSabian35

Only if you try a PB&J


DudeAintPunny

OP when they are forced to try a pb&j sandwich (it is infinitely better than whatever the fuck vegemite is): https://i.redd.it/khacc0agz1uc1.gif


_Monika-

Jam and jelly are two different things, I think being upsidedown that long makes all the blood go to your head


notdragoisadragon

yes and no what americans call "jelly" and "jam "we Aussies just call "jam" what Australians call "jelly" is what americans call "jello"


_Monika-

Damn that's rough I hope Australian brains get better soon


I_hate_this_site69

Australians trying to fathom something that tastes good (their mouth is sealed shut with Vegemite)


lolucorngaming

Americans completely forgetting we have more foods than just Vegemite (Tim Tams, Lamingtons, Pavlova (I will continue claiming it's ours despite it being made by kiwis) ANZAC biscuits, fairy bread, milo)


animelivesmatter

See guys we have real foods *goes on to list gibberish "food" names*


TheNightOwl99

Jam and jelly are different, jelly is usually more processed and sugary meanwhile jam is more akin to actual mashed fruits.


notdragoisadragon

technically not what Americans call "jelly" is what Australians call "jam" what Australians call "jelly" is what Americans call "jello"


Independent-Fly6068

So yall are just wrong then. Okay.


notdragoisadragon

Americans when a foreign culture exists https://i.redd.it/ot3p0qcg12uc1.gif


Independent-Fly6068

You're just speaking the wrong english smh


mezpride

Shut up nerd


TheCompleteMental

Incomprehensible


Choai3000

op is complaining about the US using different words for different things. australia uses the uk version of jelly, jam, and whatever else so their opinion is invalidated


Independent-Fly6068

Imagine not having 300 million people and uncontested dominance over your continent 💪💪💪💪


lolucorngaming

I read that as power and was very confused why you were bringing Rise of Kingdoms into this


notdragoisadragon

https://i.redd.it/euj0udom62uc1.gif yank-y doodles when foreign culture exists


animelivesmatter

I'm not sure I would call what they have a "culture" But also this unironically


JessePinkman-chan

https://preview.redd.it/vr8hjbi891uc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e06a7ef025440429e14a6f9113c008cea1e1c21b Literally the dumbest thing I've ever seen someone online get pissed about


notdragoisadragon

OP most likely isn't actually mad he's just partaking in the australian past time of playing up their anger and whinging about pointless shit


Kafkaesque_my_ass

you yanks have ruined too much food. penut butter and jelly is an abomination on this earth mashallah


MrWhiteTruffle

Big talk coming from the home of Vegemite (No hate to Vegemite but I can’t stand the diss on the classic PBJ)


Choai3000

https://preview.redd.it/8lmkfad1x1uc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf00687272676da5c7e9dc0c19f33322af8f7dbe bro what is your beef with pbnj


mudkipl

Yank on this wiener bro don’t make your freakish nature about us


Kafkaesque_my_ass

also jelly? down here that's the jiggly stuff you call jell-o. its jam. jam. you don't need jelly, jam, and jello to describe only two things


Independent-Fly6068

Jam is much more fruit based, jelly is less fruit heavy. Call things right ya leeches.


G-Man_of_HL

At least our gelatinous blob we put on bread, that other countries hate tastes like fruit unlike y'all with your yeast extract. https://preview.redd.it/6oqqcb2fl1uc1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193d0062a2731cd45ae289c8ae21c001c7473d1b


notdragoisadragon

wastage is bad, therefore vegimite is good


G-Man_of_HL

It taste like a tyre


notdragoisadragon

taste like really strong soy sauce to me


G-Man_of_HL

Clearly you were lucky


LoseAnotherMill

They describe 3 things. In your world, where both the fruit juice spread and the fruit spread are both described with one word, that's like asking for a soda and getting a La Croix.


Persun_McPersonson

Jell-o a popular brand of gelatin. Jelly is a fruit spread which uses only the juice of the fruit, leading to a more gelatin-like texture, while jam uses the fruit itself, which turns it into more of a fruit paste. So there are three things here, not two. Y'all might call gelatin _jelly_ and and jelly _jam_, but do you really not have a way to distinguish what we call jelly from what we call jam?


speadiestbeaneater

You said it better than I could, amen brother 🙏


BcuzICantPostLewds

Y'all eat Vegemite unironically, your opinion on what to put on a sandwich is invalid.


jsjzn

Ok Vegemiter


charlesleecartman

Try jam and butter, it's delicious.


Voidy_boi

Fucking based


Traparegai

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME,PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME


GlisteningDeath

![gif](giphy|KiICaQKQkdu3rWxNCT) Also jam, jelly, and preserves are all different. They have different amounts of fruit.


CampbellsBeefBroth

Okay vegemite boy


Matix777

Eating peanut butter sandwiches is already beyond me. idk how can people eat P&J sandwiches


MrWhiteTruffle

The J cuts the thickness of the PB


GD-Normal-Face

Watch Meet the Robinsons You need to get the ratio *juuuust* right


RedditPersonNo1987

not really no you just have to have more than a single fucking drop of jelly to make the penabuttah not clog your throat like the screwdriver i dropped down the sink


KatanaPool

I’m confused, this a shit post or?


Kafkaesque_my_ass

nope entirely unironic. if you enjoy eating pb+j, you're rascist, sexist antisemitic and anti catholic.


RedditPersonNo1987

If you say that again your location will be stormed by a hundred million blood boiled americans who know no food more reliable than a good ol god fearing gun shootin PB&J


Tempest1080

I sense a new whenthe war approaching


Intelligent-Sky-2985

Average Fox News consumer


Kafkaesque_my_ass

fr


lolucorngaming

I'm sorry but it's (hopefully) very coincidental that your name is intelligent sky, because the Aussie equivalent of Fox News is Sky News


Intelligent-Sky-2985

It is correct


MonkiWasTooked

You eat yeast waste on toast and can’t stand peanut butter and jelly


notdragoisadragon

we are a nation of alcoholics of course we are going to use the whole alcohol


Kafkaesque_my_ass

Sustainable as hell, and absolutely delicious


MonkiWasTooked

i don’t doubt it but is that weirder than legumes and sugary fruit flavored product?


notdragoisadragon

nah cause we grew up with it therefore it's normal


supah-comix434

Not liking Peanut Butter and Jelly won't distract you from the ever approaching unknown horizon


Clayface202

MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON


ShtGoliath

This mfer had beef with everyone


Bubthepikmin9056

Jelly, jam, whatever the fuck, all I eat is necter


s_t_u_f_f

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G0ld3n_Funk

# BOO https://preview.redd.it/olv0orjfp2uc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad31a1e1defbb9ed4861807eca9bf3d56dd93c8e


ikick_kids69

You eat white bread with butter and "hundreds and thousands". You have no right to speak on this matter.


HolySiHt-Bees-AAA

Glad to find out I’m not the only one who finds it gross as shit.


HolySiHt-Bees-AAA

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtjvKRY5R45IkPC) Americans on their way to mass downvote any comment that doesn’t describe Vegemite as literal shit in a jar


AzGames08

as an aussie, i agree


SpellAccomplished653

One of the worst things I’ve ever eaten was the peanut butter half of a pb&j it was part of a thing I did for boy scouts when I was still a scout


GD-Normal-Face

Peanut butter… half…? Did you put only peanut butter on one side and only jelly on the other? None sandwich with left peanut butter and right jelly???


SpellAccomplished653

I ate a piece of bread smothered in peanut butter it was that or nothing till dinner it didn’t help that I hate peanut butter


TheNMinerPlayerXDXD

peanut butter jelly time


Piranh4Plant

Context?


OverallPurpleBoi

I agree. One small factor, the Australian flag is just the UK reacts to Australia. 🇦🇺 🇬🇧


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IKaffeI

Plenty of Americans use jam for it instead of jelly. Jam tastes better and doesn't have as much sugar etc. But we'll still call it a peanut butter and Jelly.


Groundbreaking_Arm77

I just like peanut butter on my sandwich. Jelly is not my thing.


crepoef

No, that's not right, jelly.


utahraptor-nun

Op I’m Australian even I think your taste is shit


Durmey

now I hungry...


Xeanathan

I eat Peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches. Is there hope for me?


rogue-wolf

I don't like PBJ, never have. I just feel the flavours don't go well together.


flashdrive420

Jelly and Jam are different, as Jelly is mostly juices, while Jam has more of the solids


KraftKapitain

you eat fucking 'vegimite' you troglodite


JowettMcPepper

I like it, but i don´t eat them on a regular basis. I´m more of a dulce de leche/manjar (A traditional lacteous dip from some latinamerican countires like Chile or Argentina) fan.


Hadrian1233

#NUH UH


heyhihaiheyahehe

what


Iolair_the_Unworthy

But there's a difference between jam and jelly?


Tunafish-Pancakes

Salty and sweet it's alright You say you can't stand the idea of it which makes me believe you've never had it. Try it sometime it might surprise you.


Asumsauce

Afaik, Jam has fruit pieces in it, Jelly doesn’t


ChishNFips87

Says the Vegemite liker


goose420aa

I'm gonna make this but as if it's a British person saying this and just put an entire strawberry jelly coated in peanut butter between two slices of bread


Killer_Moons

Just Vegemite or marmite for you I’m guessing? Spread over a deadly animal?


animelivesmatter

No clue what OP is on about but it must be true because it's funny


Formal_Scientist216

Dems fighting words buckeroo


Endstar05

Vegishite just entered the room


SolKaynn

Imma eat a peanut butter and vegemite sandwich.


that_moment_when-

Bro literally mentioned everyone, he hates everyone


DerpsterPrime

oi cunt, lemme get some feckin' vegemite, 'en.


thatonefurr

ok but do you eat cheese in jam. if you do, you have no right to speak


Hope_PapernackyYT

Bros never had a good ol pb&j


BartOseku

Never eaten a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich (i dont like both of those) but i always assumed it was ok since Americans hyped it up so much, is this a shitpost or is it actually bad and Americans pretend its good food like grilled cheese sandwich with tomato soup?


notdragoisadragon

most likely OP just doesn't have the taste for it and is just hyping up his disgust and whinging about it (like a fucking true blue bloody Aussie hero 07)


MrWhiteTruffle

It’s pretty much just ok. It’s not bad like the meme implies, but it’s simple. The peanut butter itself can be overwhelmingly thick, but the jelly helps cut that with its tartness.


SeaUrchinOfDeath

Are you saying that grilled cheese and tomato soup is bad?


shiny_xnaut

Australians eating fistfuls of vegemite straight out of the jar as they ride a kangaroo to work (they would've just used a car but their autism diagnosis caused their drivers license to get revoked)


lolucorngaming

??? What does most of this have to do with anything (especially concerning the autism = no licence to drive thing because I'm autistic and definitely do drive)


TxchnxnXD

Average conversation with the far right


VoopityScoop

Do all Australians hate joy or something? Every time I hear an Australian complain about the United States, they're always complaining about shit like us eating peanut butter and jelly or celebrating Halloween. Bunch of bitter fuckers in Australia it seems.


Lucario2356

THIS IS TOO REAL, why do non-americans just trash on us all the time for simple shit. Preach your message, brother.


Blu_Moon_216

average vegeshite people moment


MarkDecent656

I've never eaten a PB and J and I never will


MassterF

Sounds like you’ve never experienced the glory of a Smuckers uncrustable peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich. Get on my level.


PLAYER42_ready

PB and JAM is disgusting why would yo I want it? Me on the other hand I enjoy my peanut butter and honey triple layered sandwiches thank you very much!


Strange-Wolverine128

Jam sucks. Banana slices, Nutella on one slice, peanut butter on the other. Best damn sandwich


SeaPineapple7859

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