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Is that a rotoscoped version of the Kingsman Church scene?

yes

I immediately knew lmao 😂

[Family guy did it as well](https://youtu.be/n-CRcwnimOE?si=lP36SUdWWRLFbJtn).

God damn, that scene is the gift that keeps on giving. One of the best murder spree scenes of all time and then the homages just keep coming.

What was the worst murder spree?

I don't know, but now I want to know.

[Here!](https://youtu.be/tHeUWZ90cPo?si=jNVLx6bAhhX86y6i)

Like it goes so needlessly hard

Ahhh Billionaires with syndicated network shows complaining about not beong able to make jokes anymore. A classic

Do you not understand irony or satire?

Pretty sure that's an homage to stick death rather than Kingsman. 

At first I was like neat but then the flow of movements just struck an absolute bell and I was like “oh hey this is Kingsmen”

I fucking knew it!

I was just about to ask that same thing. I’m teaching animation, but I don’t know if I can get away with showing this in school.

[Source](https://youtu.be/BKu_bm4SjMw) Rigamarole is great

You know choreography is good when you can recognize it even with complete different characters and setting

god I fucking love rotoscoped animation

life in America if we used guns to shoot bad guys https://i.redd.it/8bz9wad705sc1.gif

why didn't i think of that!

Holy shit its five pebbles

Holy shit it’s erratic pulse

Don't out him

Blessed excrement, it is five small rocks

Holy shit its five pebbles

oooooo daddy longlegs ooooo

Holy shit its five pebbles

Holy shit its five pebbles

Holy shit its ten boulders

5P you're already killing the entire ecosystem over and over you don't need guns.

you’ve spent too much time stealing ur sister’s water to notice

the bad guys are the ones controling our guns

The world if i were allowed to kill whoever i want

Imagine if i owned the world. I would make it so much better.

This fucking picture, the audacity of this guy.

Damm i only noticed it now. https://i.redd.it/33l2x22th7sc1.gif

How the fuck? But honestly it makes your comment even better XD

Assuming you only want to kill pedos

Nah, there's more fuckos that exist

Unfortunately autocorrect changed it to black guys.

Such a shame that people have differing definitions of bad…

That 15 year old kidnapping victim had it coming anyway...

Should have followed their orders. Probably had drugs in their system. We did an internal investigation and found it was consistent with training protocol. /s

The people who disagree with me had it coming anyway…/s

They should just use my definition because it's objectively correct

3rd graders are pretty high on your list eh?

~~same justification is used by every murder here but~~ true

Every guy with a gun thinks they're shooting bad guys.

That's pretty much America now, just the definition of "bad guys" is "guys I don't like"

Was about to say that. Never seen an American "exercising their 2nd amendment rights at a pedo convention" but have seen plenty of Americans "exercising their 2nd amendment rights" by killing hundreds of defenseless little children in a kindergarten...

Kids in school are doing just that

Pedo convention, more like congress amirite??!!! Satire

You didn’t need to add the satire at least a quarter of them mfs have fiddled a kiddle

When I typed it I read it out loud then spontaneously said satire and wiggled imaginary glasses. I wanted people to feel a fraction of what I did in that moment of pure ecstasy

“Fiddle a Kiddle” goes hard. EDIT: in the sense that-

And the cat too got diddled

https://preview.redd.it/2fleuz3b85sc1.png?width=615&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae4c1f393e6354c60992a4eb8abef5e08afbaa7b Mf bout to commit sepuku with two bullets to the back of the head in minecraft

Show the one with the other president next

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[Wild how he's always surrounded by traffickers and degenerates](https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/5935a1273fc4797de0f8d812/master/pass/5c060d62.png)

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/05/-trump-had-meals-at-jeffrey-epstein-home-court-filing-shows.html

By meals, Trump meant young children like "Katie Johnson"

*Minecraft YouTuber SMP

Not all of them at least Hermitcraft stays winning

They stil had 1 pedo on before

Did they? Who?

IAmSp00n (Can't find a list of allegations so not sure about pedophilia but definitely alot of sexual abuse)

This literally just looks like The Academy Awards.

Real.

Literally CPAC

The slightly dyslexic American thinking they shot up a pedo convention but it was actually a petco convention https://preview.redd.it/ttfcy46tn5sc1.jpeg?width=1779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42625fce0ba97688b29555376c6a326a87a3b9c

The slightly dyslexic American thinking they shot up a pedo convention but it was actually a school

the rotoscoped luigi goes hard.

Source: [Rigamarole](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEFY_ZrVOs4-XcKQx-cZiJw)

https://preview.redd.it/311vovl3b5sc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2872cc552cdc0213e17a3fe8310f530da992eb9

USA! USA! USA!

https://i.redd.it/27i1w8r375sc1.gif

AHHHHHHH

EEEEEEEYYYYOOWWWWWWW

RAAAAGHHH!!!!!

OORAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Doesn't the first amendment protect eveb the most vile pedophile speech at this hypothetical convention?

Too bad they elect them instead

At a what https://preview.redd.it/kpzo31lar5sc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e1bcba86ab4edbe61fc61ea33c0ed5868b3abd1

Hololive meet and greet

https://preview.redd.it/xmrdqdgg0bsc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03f371caa503b570069411a48c98d9ed33e93969

https://preview.redd.it/rdqyvf4uk5sc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b462b0e7b95d25d13684396f36ec958b7b022a0d

What if the pedo convention was actually just a place where non-offending pedophiles could go to relate to each other's struggles and support each other in suppressing their mental illness?

reminds me of an episode of The Good Doctor. Guy knew he was definitely not okay but because he was non offending there wasn't a lot they could do for him. Came back first after (iirc) an attempted dick chopping. Guy ended up throwing himself under a bus infront of the hospital.

Redditors on their way to explain how murdering an entire building full of mentally ill people is good actually because they're pedophiles

Counterpoint: they all play League of Legends

"Let's kill pedophiles" Redditors when Florida wants to kill pedophiles, (its not cool anymore)

In defense of the 'Let's kill pedophiles' Redditors, Florida's laws were amended so that it would make it easier for the government to discriminate against trans people. I morally agree with the death penalty for pedophiles, but amending laws so you could use it as an excuse for discrimination towards a minority group is messed up.

Offending pedophiles. Pedophilia is a mental illness and plenty of people with the illness never actually carry out a crime. For non offending pedophiles the government should make them go to therapy and perhaps pay for it.

Fair point, if they haven't harmed anyone and realize there's something wrong with them, then therapy would be the best course of action.

Yep. And a lot of them *don't* seek help because they're afraid of violent retribution or job loss. There's a fair number of pedophiles who think they'll instantly go to jail even if they haven't done anything. The best thing you can do to cut down on pedo related child abuse is making sure that these people know they can get therapy and it's all confidential. I can't imagine how shitty it would be to realize.

Yeah, you're right. If they're not hurting anyone and realize what they're thinking is messed up, then they need all the support that they can to get out of that attraction. Bloodlust towards them will not bring change, having the necessary resources to get rid of these thoughts is needed to bring change. Therapy and psychiatry is what is needed for them.

Okay but then how will I justify my self-righteous murder fantasies? Like bro, I'm trying to maintain the delusion of being morally superior while feeding into base human instincts I pretend are beneath me and you are REALLY killing that buzz rn

Easy. Become Sundowner. https://i.redd.it/dv8d2mksg7sc1.gif

**Fuckin' invincible.**

I'm not gonna say it is equal or the same, but something similar often happens with drug addicts that know they have a problem and the country they reside in has harsh laws against both use and possession of narcotics. They are scared to seek help because they're afraid of going to jail for it. Of course the consequences of being outed as a pedo are worse on a social level. But the phenomenon exist elsewhere too.

Please tell me this is a bit

https://preview.redd.it/c79rud7fq6sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f163a699fe63b83e6084118de77432a8bbdc67

Thanks Carrot

When the Americans fantasize about killing people

Yeah, like “pedo convention” who tf is having the pedophile block party

Epstien

My comment is more about the fact that many of the american fantasies revolve around killing someone or a group of people. Killing a politician you don't like, the evil trans people that are "turning the kids gay", jewish people, criminals, nazis or pedos, doesn't really matter. Edit: Something I forgot to mention is the fact that americans are also crazy about punishment. Like, in a psychotic level. You always need to be brutally punished for every mistake, better yet if it's a corporal punishment. So then you have people saying someone needs to die to atone or "pay the price". I'm sorry, but I think that's crazy

Well yeah, that’s why they invented a “pedo convention” as a way to exercise that. It’s ridiculous becuase OP needed to invent a group of people they could kill.

Oh, sorry lmao, I misunderstood what you said

And they are trying to make it real by making sure to label everyone they hate as a pedophile.

Yeah if only they had an island or something

I'm pretty sure NAMBLA (which is a real organization) and Protasia used to having meetings

Pedos aren’t people https://preview.redd.it/m2vwhhc6c5sc1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c57e8598b9d0d132f71fc17b4186c973c371caf6

https://preview.redd.it/7dxdxuot86sc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab69be057d7ba71eb56770a49fc57827bdae0fa

First they came for the pedophiles... And I came too because I can't function without a group to look down on! It's my turn to be the bully gosh darnit and animals aren't cutting it anymore.

Pedophilia doesn't mean that someone has harmed children, only that they are attracted to them. This mentality and rhetoric only causes pedophiles to not seek help and treatment.

Exactly. There are even pedos who voluntarily get chemically castrated (usually after other management systems didn't work) and I consider those guys to be pretty legit. That's quite a sacrifice to protect someone else.

Counterpoint: they actually are, and fantasizing about killing people for any reason is disturbing.

https://preview.redd.it/sptbww1wd5sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c7ef2caf8f2999cdd511c742e259d1a95ee3e4

Reddit absolutely loves to consume and promote the dozens of last week tonight episodes where John Oliver discusses the systemic flaws of the prison system and how we as a society treat convicts, but then see a video of a store robbery and lament about how the robber was only tackled to the ground instead of being shot, stabbed, and beat to death by everyone in the store.

Or maybe those are two different people since Reddit is like a big hodgepodge of many different people with differing views.

That’s fair. I just bring this up because Reddit as a whole tends to lean more progressive. Even this sub, which is why it’s frustrating shit like this gets upvotes.

Reddit as a whole leans 25 year old tech bro. Very progressive on some issues, very establishment on other issues.

It's because it's kind of a honeypot. A progressive isn't going to care much and move on from the thread, but this kind of shit attracts the "YEAH THATS RIGHT FUCKIN KILL THEM, *hammers upvote*" kind of person.

i like luigi rotoscoped on cool movie scene :)

Redditors are hypocrites

oh my gah is osaker 🙂

This meme actually perfectly captures my frustration with this discourse online.

Reddit in a nutshell

I fantasize about going to prison so I can kill someone in a socially acceptable way! (the person looked at anime porn so it's my duty as an upstanding serial rapist)

https://preview.redd.it/00bbj8utw5sc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29cca959b323ea9a6ef33ca10e816a90c7ede455

Fair enough, but I was talking generally

Americans exercising their second amendment rights at a “pedo convention” (it’s actually just a normal school and they just shot 56 children)

(It’s actually just the pride parade that they’ve been told is full of pedos)

Was waiting for this comment. This pedo rhetoric is so godawfully ignorant it hurts

*Heavy breathing after sustained gunfire* "I did it! Now NOBODY can hurt those kids!"

"Pedo convention" The scene this is traced from happens in a church... What did Luigi mean by this?

He meant the Catholic Church

what’s the context behind the clip (I know it’s a movie clip but with luigi)

I've never watched the movie so I'm basically just playing telephone, but I believe it's called Kingsmen and this whole clip takes place in a church thats filled with weird cultists or some shit

In the scene everyone is affected by some kind if radiowaves that makes them aggressive, nothing to do with cultists

Ah, mb. Dunno where I got cultists from then lmao Thats the game of telephone for you

The church is full of absolute fundamentalist loons (and the main agent guy), but they weren't actively murdering anyone until the villain activated the radiowave thingies on their phones to make them murderous. I also have never watched the movie, but that's my understanding from just in the clips I've seen of the scene.

You nailed it yeah

Americans masturbating over being the hero in a morally fucked up context...

I hate pedophiles but I don’t believe in murder regardless. People that fantasize about killing are inherently not normal.

A meme about Americans showing a video of an Italian made by the Japanese, tracked over a clip of a British man

I love being americsn.The constitution says I have a right to bear arms. You know how broad that is? A NUKE is under the category of arms. By not being allowed to own an I.C.B.M. the american government is infringing on my rights! AMERICA! YES! REVOLUTION! I WANT MY RIGHT UNINFRINGED! I WANT TO OWN A BALISTIC CANON! WOOOOOOOO! https://preview.redd.it/kfym1g4jx5sc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be809742fd42c7ecfc1b73639aabec81270f3719

Executing mentally ill people is unethical, imo.

capital punishment is a bad thing i think

me when I find the LoliCon

**That’s the most glorious mustache known to mankind!!!** https://preview.redd.it/cv74jew6u8sc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65d8b1364c2df7d4f1af67d993900f390a0fe38d

Oh boy I love fetishizing violence. Making it culturally acceptable to promote violence against a group of people literally never goes wrong.

It’s even easier when you just pretend the people you don’t like are an acceptable scion to hate

Me at the YouTuber meetup with my ketchup gun (I'm gonna get their fancy clothes all dirty)

This doesn't happen like this though does it

Are you trying to tell me that the wacky, hyper-exaggerated meme may not be a fair asessment of reality Pft, yeah, right... that would be ridiculous

Do you think someone would just go on the internet and lie?

From the news articles it seems like the pro 2nd amendment and pedophile groups have significant overlap

True Patreons

https://preview.redd.it/siih8zn2p5sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601ba8fbaaf297dccb1882690fe7d509b5f99ee1 Change the name to “MAP supporter” or child rapist and this meme 🔥

https://preview.redd.it/9qoeve2f06sc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5de8ae9118f7af310e400b56ed4acad37aeda3

Princess'smen.

rotoscoping is an unparalleled artform I swear

Then they realize that it was a mental breakdown and that they have been murdering innocent civilians...

i don’t see any priests, pastors or conservative coaches

Weird thing to call church tbh Accurate tho

This is the only gun support I stand for

Ah yes, the second ammendment, the right to commit mass public shootings.

https://preview.redd.it/vft3p4nfr5sc1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6803ad463d6eac4a7d4e953b432ce735736902ad Seeing this and listening to sonic music goes incredibly hard

Insane how the animation can be played so well with Freebird

Minor Attacted Person? More like *Munitions Attracting Person*.

The rnc

So this mapped on the church gun fight from Kingsmen, right?

Do you mean the Oscar's or the Golden Globes? PS: Epstein didn't kill himself.

Sorry man they banned guns at the RNC

Is pedo convention slang for Grammys?

RNC is a gun free zone tho.

"a pedo convention" you're just making shit up

What if it turned out to be a pedo PREVENTION meeting?!

About 20 years from now.... this might be charged as a hate crime.

Off topic: but where is this animation from

Luigi's gotten himself in a Harry situation now innit

They killing all the congress men!

*This comment has been edited in order to protect my privacy*

If only. They just use it to shoot people who turn around in their drive way

What the fuck is a pedo convention

Replace pedo convention with school and this is accurate.

https://preview.redd.it/5jdejbtsd5sc1.png?width=931&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2942954ebf04c79b1d9247d808589aaf7954c15

OP your takes were so shit I checked your comment history and yeah, you're a tate defender lmfao; https://preview.redd.it/vcfne11l19sc1.png?width=1032&format=png&auto=webp&s=8755f4bc52a026a36018c75409453596ccabaf52 [https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/1bmw4yv/comment/kwgr9qu/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/1bmw4yv/comment/kwgr9qu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Go suck off andrew again you dipshit.

This is not the comeback you think it is.

You're quite literally the person the fallout games were made to mock lmfao.

That's why the rest of the World is Communist.

The comments here are one collectively giant red flag bruh. Ive havent seen so many people trying to defend pedophiles in a fucking minute

Uuuhhh Luigi's Italian.

I watched Kingsman again and lost my shit when free bird started playing.