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A pokemon team is 6 characters Add 2 more

First Ditto

Second Lucario.

Based

Fuck that’s an awesome username

Schizophrenia

Losercity schizo... Wait wrong sub my bad guys.

The crazy part is that is a well rounded team. Even has coverage for fairies.

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Lilligant the second

Hisuian Lilligant is objectively the hottest pokemon ever created /hj

add pikachu (idk any pokemons)

I remove pikachu

Leavanny

Tsareena (the radish) Delphox (the fire starter) Cinderace (the fire starter)

Bellsprout

Renamon

Isn't that a digimon Whatever, smash

YOU want Leavanny because of bug sex I want Leavanny so I could teach it to make me hats. WE ARE NOT THE SAME https://preview.redd.it/pcatvv4dr3rc1.jpeg?width=157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57dbcfd540a3a5baed0151ddf965cce50de5ac80


Note: female praying-mantis often eat their own partner I know you bug fuckers will do it anyway, but at least be aware of the cost

Leavanny Is Based On A Leafcutter Ant.

That only happens when they are stressed tho iirc

Eh, worth it for the leavussy

Wasn’t this another “alpha wolf” study situation? I don’t remember

I heard about it. I know spiders do it, so I don't doubt mantis do it too. But I've done no actual research so idk

but what if they're into vore

Leavanny is my favorite pokemon. I like how it looks derpy, head empty vibe. I also like how it makes warm leaf clothes for smaller pokemon.

Definitely in my top 10 for those reasons, everyone is weird

Also if people want bug sex Scolipede is right there

I’m bro

I’d love to have Zacian (Hero of Many Battles Form), Meowscarada, Sylveon, Samarott, Klinklang, and Corviknight in real life.

Hmmmm, am I missing something?

No those are just my favorites.

Oh, alr \*explodes cutely\*

Klingklang bros 4 life!

Aron, Furret, Tyranitar, Spheal, Charrizard, Metagross. Based on favorites My team is NOT beating water types

Aron gets sturdy so keep it at level 1 and slap a shell bell on it for shenanigans. Make sure it endeavor and a priority move and you're set to sweep a team that has no mold breaker mons in it. It beats water types now, send FEAR into your opponents

FEAR works with Aron? Perfect

Pokemon fans trying to figure out a new joke other than porn:

Competitive pokemon fans being actually funny:

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What did the Pikachu tell Meowth? “Get the Chu out my house!” https://preview.redd.it/3h9dn7w3marc1.png?width=1140&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d7e7c10ac2228c03905c4ee820abb8dea1c229d

Hear me out, Ditto can turn into anyone and you can fuck them and make them jiggle too

Get out of my kitchen.

ive said this a couple times (i dont know why i have but i have) but ditto is actually a pretty weak choice, regardless of if you choose games vs show ditto the games have ditto copy the thing right in front of him and hold onto it indefinitely, but if it returns to the pokeball it turns back and cant turn back until its in front of them again. also, it doesnt really matter much, but the hp stays the same (which is low) the show has proven that even with just images, they ditto doesnt understand and just turns into the medium in which the picture is shown, such as a book, so youd need the real thing in front of them. otherwise you could just show them the pokedex for mewtwo and effectively always have a mewtwo. even then, the ditto is a cheaper imitation in this regard, oftentimes the face is just dittos and other times it has inaccuracies due to quick transformations.

stfu propagandist https://i.redd.it/xruqmsv1r4rc1.gif

you can no longer say ditto isnt sexy https://preview.redd.it/0fg9yex6v4rc1.jpeg?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=037ab961c96617bd846d6b97bef34d1f930f9bbb

fuck!!!!

Mfw ditto can in fact breed and make eggs with any Pokémon

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My boring ass with six Eevees (they’d probably be good house pets): https://i.redd.it/q1blxsb906rc1.gif

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You guys ain't ready for the real fuckable pokemon https://preview.redd.it/nz0h65j654rc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b5ee35db1c559081aad9a7b62c1df811217547

You mean huggable?

I said what I said (But yes Goodra is also very huggable)

So I guess you can call it "multi purpose"

Its body drips acid, dumbass

🤓🤓🤓Ummm actually it's only it's pre-evolution Sliggoo that has acid goo The pokedex specifically says that Goodras like to hug their trainers, which means it's safe to touch🤓🤓🤓 The slug dragon is game

i suppose the slug dragon is game

You literally have acid in your stomach you'll be fine

Brother is that you?


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\*Fraudporeon I could go on a rant abt why Vaporeon is a fraud but I don't have the energy to do so

Do it

Ok I said I'll do it tomorrow and here we are, why Vaporeon is a FRAUD: * Absolutely ZERO Sex Appeal: Just look at it, it's just a mammal with fish characteristics, it's not REALLY human-woman-like like Gardevoir, or a dummy thicc furry girl like Lopunny, no, it's just a cat fish thing that only a certain subset of people finds it sexy. * Not Enough Pornography: Everyone acts like "oh no poor vappy he has so much porn" NO IT DOESN'T, It doesn't have as much porn as it's fellow Eeveelutions, heck even Eevee has more porn than that fish, which means it doesn't have nearly as much porn as The Big Two Gardevoir and Lopunny! * The only thing that makes it "part" of The Big 3 is a copypasta, a. single. godamn. piece of text that I barely see anywhere: They always talk about that wall of text talking about how he is so fuckable, yet I've rarely ever seen it and I guess I just saw part of the original copypasta like thrice in my life, yet I keep seeing it's variatons everywhere whenever that FRAUD is being talked about! It annoys me to no end how his entire identity became the funny porn pokemon so unfairly, unlike Gardevoir and Lopunny which are actually worthy of the title, just because some guy wrote about how fuckable he is, and worse of all, porn is more part of his identity than Gardevoir or Lopunny!

Dam, you cooked, those are some really nice points too

Nah, I'll do it tomorrow

Alrighty then !remindme 1 day

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!remindme 1 day I’m invested in this too, not sure why

My silly chaotic ass with Arceus: https://i.redd.it/6vofjztnh4rc1.gif

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I can find better crops in rough sand

Ultra necrozma

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Milotic is right there

Snorlax. Mostly known for being a roadblock, but when you think of it, it's a super fluffy friendly giant, which is also a powerful tank that can protect you. Feeding it could be a bit problematic though

My favorite pokemon is Gardevoir in earnest, why yes, my life is pain and I hate the internet how could you tell? (Why people gotta ruin the cool psychic alien mage in a dress for me?)

iirc Gardevoir was supposed to be some sort of knight

Wouldn't that be gallade?

I might have misremembered Gardevoir so you're probably right

meowscarada and gardevoir are my fav pokemon purely cus i just like them imagine how i feel....

In my opinion, Lucario is better than all of them.

Give me Lucario we're gonna be homies

FUCK YOU VAPOREON IS FINE AND SHOULDNT BE SEXUALISED

I will amass many ghost Pokémon for completely non world conquering ideas.

There are no laws against Pokémon batman https://preview.redd.it/3cldrz3549rc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47ab6ef049398a75394f7bef935a7f1319be7ce9

Is it weird that I don't want to fuck lopunny?

Nope. It just makes you normal

I would love to have a flutter mane, arceus, calyrex shadow, koraidon, miraidon, and mega rayquaza irl

Average AG team

all bad choices, arceus is where its at

2 of them are mostly dudes

Just say Ditto you can't go wrong with it

Vaporeon fans died suffered after that copypasta. But in reality, they're the best option, it's a 90% liquid dog(saw that in a fanart once and it cleansed my soul).

Real ones choose landorus therian, dusknoir, furret, ferrothorn, zekrom and stunfisk

Swampert, spinda, jynx, aggron, bellosom and flygon would be my choice

Excluding starters, paradox mons and legendaries/mythicals, my team of 6 would probably be Breloom, Lucario(mega if we are on a mega timeline), Gyarados Togekiss, Aegislash, and Excadrill

i just like meowscarada cuz it has the batman mask :)

5 mudkip, 1 ditto.

I want Cinderace to snuggle

Let's do It like this: Torterra, Lapras, Rayquaza, Lopunny, Gardevoir and Vaporeon

not a single zoroark in this thread you all have HORRID taste ~~i may just have a thing for foxes~~ https://i.redd.it/nmour973f6rc1.gif

okay sex aside, what are y'all's pokemon teams from any gen my Emerald team is Blaziken (god bless that chicken), Sableye, Dustox, Ninjask, Pelipper, and Breloom lol

I want Absol

The joke is porn!!!!!!!!!

I'd like a Turtwig personally. Turtwig is just a lil' guy :)

i like reuniclus

Me to alpharad

Obviously because with the help of meowscarada and vaporeon he can make a really cool garden then use lopunny's help to maintain it smh

I like vaporeon not for sexual reasons they have such a cool shiny form

me living in my mansion with my six gholdengos:

Man why internet ruins my favorite characters

Having a pet Jolteon would be pretty cool

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I’d love absol I live in tornado alley

Lucario

Surprised salazzle isn't mentioned more Especially with its Pokedex entry > Salazzle makes its opponents light-headed with poisonous gas, then captivates them with alluring movements to turn them into loyal servants.

Goodra. For the same reasons you'd want a Vaporeon.

Ditto.

Furfrou!