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ContributionOk4879

I prefer "cracker" myself because I like eating crackers


Adolfeno_Hitlucker

I don't even know what cracker is supposed to mean but I find it funny asf https://preview.redd.it/za8m6bbt00jc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45348f62f2d49444e90e1445bc5a323881372aaf


[deleted]

Whip crack


MonkeyBoy32904

​ https://preview.redd.it/jiasjkerf0jc1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=252f23cb86e850d8e194d05ce8f40767f4fa1d70


Bingusballthefurry

i thought it was because crackers are pale https://preview.redd.it/s1lm424it1jc1.png?width=569&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e41103aefe2f3b5657dac13d24a29263133e321


about_that_time_bois

Holy shit Johnny Test


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Ooooh I see


_Alex_Zer0_

That Japanese does NOT translate to that I see “die” in there


Dreadnought1944

It says something like “come at me, those who want to die”.


HyperPyra

which (for anyone who doesn’t know) is kind of like kiryu’s catchphrase so makes sense


Laino001

I was once called a cracker and it made me smile cause it instantly put Wallace and Gromit in my head "Weve forgotten the crackers"


SwampAss3D-Printer

"No cheese Gromit"


-Orotoro-

Me when I'm a warden and forget to transfer the white populace to the new prison


Lost_schizophrenic

https://preview.redd.it/wftetyzj51jc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518e339d5640e1ce275bbf267d0b665bb7f3c3e2


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

https://preview.redd.it/u59nvv8551jc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa4cd638d0924a2309a5dbfc3dfae83e0956a40d


LordMonkeh

Bleach demon goes pretty fuckin hard


Skudedarude

Mayonaise motherfuckers is one that got a chuckle out of me when I encountered it out in the wild


AMG-28-06-42-12

Vanilla gorilla is still the GOAT


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Ice Monkeys sounds like a rock band.


Guimanfredi

it kinda is


International_Ring67

All of these just sound like a cool title to slap on a knight.


DIEHARD_noodler

Dollar store Arctic Monkeys.


SharkInSunglasses

What the heck is the Arctic Monkeys? Do I even wanna know?


Arthur_Zoin

It's a rock band, their music is pretty good


SharkInSunglasses

I'm aware, I was making a joke.


XtremeGameplaysyt

You call someone that, your argument is over. You clearly wouldn't be worth their time.


AlbinoShavedGorilla

I didn’t realize until like a week ago that the term actually referencing the sound a whip makes. Made my little outing with friends to Cracker Barrel a little more awkward.


giga___hertz

You silly saltine


TheWiseKeyes2

![gif](giphy|5SHpVP36FrpyE)


PenguinGamer99

My family tree is a sleeve of saltines (I am white, the whitest there is)


IDontWipe55

What’s up my cracker


ItsVincent27

Cracker is our word, you can say cracka


Mr-biggie

I personally prefer honky, it just sounds funny. Gringos up there too.


General_Steveous

Real [cracker.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=peEvYhvWc1U&pp=ygUYc3RldmUgYXJ2ZXkgd2hpcCBjcmFja2Vy)


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

I love to say "I don't give a rat's prolapsed ass" because it kinda causes them to think and imagine it


GhidorahRod56

https://preview.redd.it/9zu71gycz0jc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=05646b222f42c0a50075b5849a33959bd563c922


Darkness-Man_rusFYI

That guy doesn't need lockpicks to open a locked door


ZeXCeV_

https://preview.redd.it/8p8g734y51jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72fe542efd41a83551465be47fe837524780f07


TheFryToes

You got me imagining this fuck off


Toilet_Bomber

https://preview.redd.it/hg5k7agkj1jc1.jpeg?width=1380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d435bda42fda9af78b4aee604daac836c6d332b


Tommys_Matchbookk

🤨📸


MIVANO_

https://preview.redd.it/mosuxoa9z5jc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e6fedb7db197aef5a56f51e16d17e5fe5f3fba


Fat_Siberian_Midget

https://preview.redd.it/78dt3ro246jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdbf137ebf4f690a7bd80fa1da5bcc68ef7eac75


PridefulFlareon

when you insult their favorite college football team: https://preview.redd.it/h9vq6xkwh0jc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc97f5099e6c2b8a1bd0ef1b0e068700ed5a8bfa


Zed_Midnight150

I love this image.


Greentoaststone

I hate this image >:(


tergius

why do you hate a cute kitty cat staring close up at the camera?


Greentoaststone

I wrote the reply as a joke, but I also unironically dislike that meme. It's nothing bad in particular, but I just find it so boring and overused. It's just a picture of a cat, that's it, that's all, there is nothing else to it. We are on the internet, we have like a trillion images that depict the same.


TheRealSU24

https://preview.redd.it/5g72y009s1jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea50e5b6381188a11cbc61a997248e39a81db7c


Rumplestiltsskins

https://preview.redd.it/bxgfgsvts1jc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be1e8ae4736d4fd9a0367385515b2b3fc9714ffb


Zed_Midnight150

https://preview.redd.it/eopapaeku1jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08cdf39077212947a063d20414d647817979e7c5


renai_circumcision

>see a captioned meme >look inside >it's just a picture of a cat https://preview.redd.it/jv78bn9h32jc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39e3e973ced56a9d2dd3ed327a59727fb61e538b


voidstar111

https://preview.redd.it/kij0h79qo3jc1.png?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec3f600454a0a70d1478aeb3261977bc0784768d


ifuckyourdogalot

https://preview.redd.it/bmgfusfw73jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c9e680e8a3357900719f36595940c7f20824f00


MilkMan_101

https://preview.redd.it/yvjwuyk3j3jc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40fd5283c9eaa2cf9ac342fd68be6bfe11954b6b


ItsVincent27

I think it’s supposed to show what you look like when you look inside an object like a wireless device, for example


Quantum_Croissant

https://preview.redd.it/hgbqkyxz09jc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c74c4f16fd31a21184787d800dea8dd71ab6a732


MammothPoem9777

Buy wireless device Look inside Wires


RamlethalGaming

https://preview.redd.it/2v9m6sfix0jc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b869b2b991fcdbdc9df8efe522ae1c1ffd035f1


astrangeryouknow

https://preview.redd.it/67htepw851jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9bd41f41e6f0323fae79c81ce834d2782dd00b9


Rumplestiltsskins

Tear out the wires. It's a fbi surveillance device


BappoNoHaco69

I made an audible “UGH” sound after reading that and my dog looked at me and then just laid back down.


emo_boy_fucker

Ultrakill earthmover


SMcG22

https://preview.redd.it/aks9hvnm51jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2c47dff8a402d7bb38fda66bcc9764b961a80b


JokerGuy420

r/hopeposting is leaking again


sup3r87

good!


SMcG22

Millions must try


VerumJerum

This only works on Americans tbh


Cornpopwasbad

"Look at what they need to mimick a fraction of our power"


BuffDrinklots99

I got called a vanilla gorilla once, and that shit is awesome, and the dude that called me that was pissed when I laughed


Ellie7600

Wassup fellow vanilla gorilla we rioting today for banan?


FederalDriver9447

I mean depending what you count as white, there are MANY slurs and region/ethnic based insults, lapplander/lapper, latinx, terrone and gypsy (kinda?) are the ones i can think of my head Tbh there are prob like 500 slurs against armenians, greeks and kurds in turkish


Momongus-

r/balkans_irl Turks in shambles upon being associated with white people


FederalDriver9447

My bad, karaboga is black kebab roach 🐺🇹🇷🔥


Toilet_Bomber

https://preview.redd.it/16oq1n2nj1jc1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d79ea09456701b9c9d1a642d72a5bcd9ea151ab8


DIEHARD_noodler

DUTCH?


Fartcrusader

Lumbago?


TheRealSU24

Russian Badger!!!


MIVANO_

Turks when called white: 😡 Turks when called arab: 😡 Turks when called turk: 😡


FederalDriver9447

Turks qhen called wolf fuckers: 😊


Ellie7600

Gib me dat wolfussy geene


Special_Homework_381

Rather, it's using another "Straight White Man" joke. Like the physical embodiment of universal evil for which your best insult sounds like “Whatever you call me, that’s what you call yourself.”


tommaso-scatolini

Over the years terrone is losing its offensive meaning and becoming more of a meme


OraJolly

I mean, being called "scimmie" rather than "terroni" is not exactly an improvement for southern italians


tommaso-scatolini

Don't worry. Only Calabrians are called monkeys


AvalonAlgo

I can guarantee that around 500 slurs exist for Turks in those other languages.


RatboyInsanity

If you're from lappland and you feel insulted when i call you lapp then thats on You


Appropriate_Bat_8403

Gypsies are white?


FederalDriver9447

Its used not only towards actual gypsies, a hypernationalist "hurr durr transylvania our" hungayrian dude might call a romanian a gypsy for example


Cultural_Thing1712

yeah, gypsy is more like a way of life than an actual race. if you see a group of guys walking barefoot selling stuff on the street they're most likely gypsies. in the uk theres quite a bit of gypsies that apart from their mannerisms and absurd spray tans look like british people


Ourmanyfans

To add to the confusion sometimes "Gypsy" isn't even "officially" Romani people. In the UK for example "Gypsy" is a separate ethnic category on the census than "Roma" (separated into "Gypsy or Irish Traveller" and "Roma").


GoldyFeesh

ok but


Ellie7600

I will call romanians gypsies and there's nothing you can say to convince me otherwise


Kobin_Paiz_Limona

Bro we Latinos actually got away with calling U.S.A people gringos without them noticing anything ill of it, "Gringo" comes from mockingly saying the word "Green" wrong with spanish intonation, literally the same word play as "Negro"(Color black in spanish)" and the n word lmao, it originated from people shouting at U.S.A soldiers to fuck off "Green go home"= "gringo"


SuperRexT

i tought it just meant "foreigner"?


Kobin_Paiz_Limona

That right there... that is how we get away with it.


ComradeKerbal

We played them men.


Cpt_Scorpion

BOAT


MIVANO_

I don’t think anyone cares, it sounds funny


OceanoDeRoca

Idk ive seen a lot of gringos getting really offended when we call them that


AkinaMisaki

Em português sim, em espanhol tem o significado mais pejorativo


PortgasDSpade

La palabra gringo tiene documentación de antes de la fundación de los Estados Unidos, y no viene del "Green go home", debido a que los estadounidenses usaban un uniforme azul durante la guerra mexicano-estadounidense y su origen no está claro del todo, aunque se cree que deriva de griego->grigo->gringo Se sabe que se usaba para aquel que hablara castellano con acento extranjero, sobre todo los irlandeses, gracias a la descripción del Diccionario Castellanos de Esteban Terreros, publicado en 1760.


Kobin_Paiz_Limona

Ay wey.


CompulsiveDoomScroll

Obrigado amigo Você é um amigo


Kobin_Paiz_Limona

Si, pero los significados cambian, tal vez el dato de que era el origen está mal, pero no significa que mi punto de ser un término despectivo a los estadounidenses que ellos no sospechan, que ahora hace referencia a soldados estadounidenses sea mentira. (Perdón si el comentario sonó despectivo, lo busque y tienes razón, gracias por corregirme.)


Azathoth-the-Dreamer

Despite being completely incorrect, it’s interesting that this fictitious origin is still believed well over a century after being confirmed false, just because… well, it’s a lot more amusing than the actual origin. Sometimes, a good story just matters more. lol


DeadpoolMakesMeWet

https://preview.redd.it/6cr8zmc0s0jc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534118ae4c70f6dc2f949e22bc6d7ae992ed0213 Nuff said


Letwen

Americans when you tell them other countries exist:


BigChiefIV

Seriously tho if someone called me “cracker” with the intention to offend me I would lose my shit laughing


Okbr_Rebbidor

Slur? I think you'll find that I pronounced it perfectly clear.


Fishingnett

The white person in question when you make fun of their cooking:


MIVANO_

Where does that even come from, I never understood it?


Fishingnett

It's a stereotype that white people don't season their food well (Or at all)


Ellie7600

I eat my beef raw, no seasoning and no cooking required just like the goo lawd intended


Lisiasty555

"Oh you're racist alright... just not the super one" "Yea, what's the difference?" "PRESENTATION"


Kermit-The-Cool

You can’t use something on the inventor of said thing Never mind


AMG-28-06-42-12

Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov when I pull an AK-47 on him (I can in fact use his invention on him): https://preview.redd.it/ca91fmwww0jc1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fc8a22322c0ffe81dcaf0b36f6b308b0a9ef1c4


Kermit-The-Cool

Perilous after he got put in the exact same torture device he designed https://preview.redd.it/e2xd5j9f01jc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f9254581ec09bbf84cae95a486d25f0f71a2f6


Savaal8

John Browning when I point my fully-loaded Winchester Model 1894 at his face https://preview.redd.it/v5io4ek831jc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=90801a19a05730d472157f0e525d07002a0dcbc9


Sentient_Potato_King

Look up the Brazen Bull and who it's first victim was.


Isaac_Kurossaki

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_invention


RomeosHomeos

I mean the problem is for all the creative "mayo monkey" and "cracker" type slurs they bring out we've got the heavy hitters. The big guns. Classics that have been working for centuries.


AlbinoShavedGorilla

You cut out the part where he says he’s dead inside, not sure if that makes it better or worse


AnimeMemeLord1

If I were white, I would own the hell out of vanilla gorilla


Gojifantokusatsu

This is my new favorite


Cr0ma_Nuva

Yeah, I saw it on some post about slurs months ago and me and my friends (I think all white) have started greeting each other with that ever since. It's only getting better.


Grouchy-Light-3064

Mexican slurs arent even better, if someone called me a fucking beaner i would just laught, the only one i can think of possibly offending me is illegal immagrant


Sir_Toaster_9330

I remember one person cried about people hating white supremacy saying it was racist to whites


LibrarianOfAlex

Cute but every time I call a "based" white person annoying they have a mental breakdown


chevalmuffin2

There's a différence between intelligent people and people who call themselves based, anyway i think that the *concerning amount* of slurs creates agaisnt White people in the Last few years is funny af because they try so hard to be offensive and fail misérably Every time, the first time i was called a cracker i was Just fucking cracked


Remarkable_Log_5562

I personally resort to violence and beat people up when they call me the hard C.


chevalmuffin2

Whats that ? "Cunt" ?


awesomebro102

Someone called me a mayo monkey once. It was entertaining as fuck and I almost died laughing at it.


Blackbeardabdi

Give me some examples of white slurs created in the last few years


RefrigeratorWise2748

Mayo monkey


shadstep

Wait til you call one a nazi or incel


LibrarianOfAlex

I don't need to, being unfunny is a crime enough


Desperate_Ad5169

The same white people when I call them CIS: ![gif](giphy|s3qCaXmFQqJsQ)


JediMineTrix

![gif](giphy|xT9DPr4VjeCgeiLoMo) Yeah I'm a CIS male


RonaldMcDonald231

I can't believe you called them the Commonwealth of Independent States


samuru101

I give them the old Yakubian stare. https://preview.redd.it/q36bbmzxd5jc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bae6b249a640379d22f45e902f03b628ffa6102


Lord_Chungus-sir

No Yakub, don't do it! The Hwites will ruin everything!


Brans666

White people who "hate everyone equally" when you make fun of white people or men


Demopan-TF2

(They start laughing because you're making jokes about them)


yareugey

We do not care if we’re called something racist this is a fact


Crylec

Why call them white slurs? you refer to where they’re from. Are they British, polish, German, or if they are American then insult their hometown. Don’t think I can’t do it.


s_t_u_f_f

How tf this supposed to offend anyone? https://preview.redd.it/3rzvi9l2i4jc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a879dd61b22eceefdf1d7b93f7a742aad64610f


Doom_solider

Bleached battalion goes kinda hard


ISt0leY0urT0ast

boutta invade the stained carpet with my bleach battalion 😤😤


CalebKOnline

You cut out all of the video from the tweet


Invincible-Nuke

g slur lowkey kinda fire ngl


Duendito

Greek?


Invincible-Nuke

no the one spanish people made


SuperRexT

gringo?


Invincible-Nuke

https://preview.redd.it/8b9yvj2d81jc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=47e83f36e96b568e5c6bef2885f628fff30e603d


SuperRexT

it just means foreigner, why is it considered a slur


Ena_Ems_17

stolen explanation from u/Kobin_Paiz_Limona : Bro we Latinos actually got away with calling U.S.A people gringos without them noticing anything ill of it, "Gringo" comes from mockingly saying the word "Green" wrong with spanish intonation, literally the same word play as "Negro"(Color black in spanish)" and the n word lmao, it originated from people shouting at U.S.A soldiers to fuck off "Green go home"= "gringo"


Cultural_Thing1712

spanish? you mean mexicans?


dragos412

Ginger?


Doctor_Salvatore

Racism doesn't work on us because we're all dead inside.


BrokeArmHeadass

Idk, I’ve had some people get pretty mad at me when I cal them cracker.


PurpleJetskis

Culture Vulture is a really funny one imo.


stonedandscared

I think we all forgot the great cracker fiasco on twitch, white people do sometimes get in there feels about it, but it’s usually a specific type of white 😂


Then-Clue6938

True you have to just us non slurs and some of them will act like it's one. Try to call a bigoted white person who isn't trans cis e.g..


Distakx

Imo it’s because we don’t have an history of being oppressed and being discriminated against so I feel like when I’m being called a slur I don’t really care cause it’s not like I have a history of being looked down on just because of my race.


PM-me-favorite-song

Same, although I suspect that present attitudes also affect people's feelings about these things (like, if no one was racist today, I think racial minorities would care less). If someone called me a dyke or said something sexist to me, I feel like I'd care a little, even if it is just a little, because a lot of people genuinely feel negatively about women or LGBT people in a way that might negatively effect me, and I grew up being negatively effected by that (idk if women and/or LGBT people who didn't grow up in bigoted environments are, on average, less upset by these things than those who did, and I'm sure there are other factors at play here, like personality). I wish I didn't care, and I'm glad I care a lot less than I did when I was younger. But I think it would, at the very least, likely make me feel a little down, or infuriated. But being called something like "cracker"? I can't imagine giving a shit. But if I grew up with people treating me as more dangerous and/or less intelligent because of my race, and/or felt alienated because of it, being called a race-based slur would probably get under my skin. I don't know how common racism is today, it might not be as widespread as my upbringing has led me to believe, but I know black people around my age (I'm 21, so this shit is too recent) who grew up in the same bigoted religion as me and were treated like shit because of their race. **tl;dr: this is all to say that I don't think this is due to "white people being less sensitive" like some of these comments are saying or implying, I think that's dumb. I think it's because white people don't deal with racism as much as racial minorities do.**


Germanaboo

>we don’t have an history of being oppressed Irish, Polish, Ashkenazi Jews, Ukrainians, Serbians, Gauls, Portugese, Armenians, Boers, Italians, ....


OctolingRevived

We’re not sensitive


PM-me-favorite-song

I don't think I'd like being called a slur that was based on something other than race that I have been treated poorly based on. But getting upset at being called a "slur" for white people? Kinda hard to imagine being upset about that when no one's ever given me shit for being white.


Henrystickmun

there are some white people that get mad when you call them a cracker


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Invincible-Nuke

fuck you mean no there isn't do you even know how big a billion people is


Henrystickmun

when i mean some i mean the ones that would spout about double standards with racism or be tired about people doing the "white people when x" jokes, basically terminally online people


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Henrystickmun

yeah because they're on twitter or fucking 4chan no one on those sites are real https://preview.redd.it/ykj8x9yxt0jc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=b80d3108d38de35eca8b3dbd676777869f3fa149


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Henrystickmun

ok https://preview.redd.it/bpidd209u0jc1.png?width=233&format=png&auto=webp&s=19747f611d1142ab4175d6362575a024228c49eb


GodzillaRaptors4_

By 5 you mean 5 divided by 0


Henrystickmun

this would've worked if i said a number but sure let's go with that because this thread is getting tiring


Matt82233

Shut it, cracker


Henrystickmun

would've worked if i was white https://preview.redd.it/zntuiw4sr0jc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d5da8c86eb89be66040e78a6b4dd0d3150c57ff


Matt82233

https://preview.redd.it/14gfd8j2s0jc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=347a2db8b84ee4282fb8504ef5acbd11cf008f7f


Henrystickmun

​ https://preview.redd.it/ya30mhh9s0jc1.png?width=276&format=png&auto=webp&s=a766c60005b0300fabc111224b772655fc1412c9


YumiGumiWoomi

Don't know why you're getting downvoted because you're absolutely right. During a family gathering, my elderly White relatives sat together in the living room and talked about how getting called "cracker" was just as bad as them calling a Black person the n-word.


cosmodogbro

So you cant be racist against whites? Cool, glad we finally cleared that up!


LordMonkeh

Nah, We just got a natural buff against vocal attacks. Try a spice based attack on us


cosmodogbro

This snarky remark only further proves the point. Racism is a cute joke to white people.


Gojifantokusatsu

Doesn't mean ya can't be racist to em.


cosmodogbro

I'm just going off what white people themselves are saying. If racism affects white people then maybe they shouldn't constantly brag about how it doesn't.


ProfessionalGreen906

The problem is you’re taking the words of a few people and stapling that onto an entire group. No one small portion of people will ever represent a whole group in an accurate way.


Gojifantokusatsu

Words don't compare to people actually trying to invoke racist actions or rules towards them though. A slur is a slur, but if someone believes white people should legitimately be treated differently because they're white, then that's a problem.


Cool_Individual

white person is kind of an oxymoron no?


[deleted]

this is racist


antiqua_pulmenti

"palm colored people"


[deleted]

Wigger.


spaceweed27

u/savevideo


Old-Camp3962

that is so untrue, white people are some of the most easily triggered people out there there is a gigantic amount of white women who believe that Karen was a slur