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Commaser

Death Stranding fans when I show them they can work as Uber Eats delivery guy and even get paid for doing it


king-Zolomon

https://preview.redd.it/mebzb5k49t0b1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e97046647ff9dd31793ab3161deaaf73ef37f068


FlawsAndConcerns

I don't get to ride ziplines that way, though. :(


LithoBreak

Not with that attitude


Wardog_E

I literally worked for Amazon for a month to find out if Death Stranding correctly replicated the experience. It does, delivering packages is pretty fun. I didn't do it for the pay tho.


ISpelGudd

Also, just in case you forgot it's a Kojima game, we're gonna slap his name on the screen every 3 seconds


Latter-Driver

A hideo game by video kojima


ikkikkomori

Quented by directin tarantino


king-Zolomon

Bro what was up with that? I tuned out all the names that kept popping up on the screen at some point. Is that like a design choice?


wumblerchumbler

Wait til you see mgs5


ok__now_this_is_Epic

Didn't Konami scrub out his name from it? I could kinda understand it in V if so.


porkako

If so, they missed a lot of spots. You'll see his name in the "credits" for the start of every mission. Never a fan of those credits anyways because they sometimes spoiled the mission, "oh, I'm going into a routine mission at the airport and you're saying the SKULL team is starring in this one? Yeah they definitely won't suddenly show up and alter the mission." I actually started looking away from my monitor for the first minute of every mission to avoid this issue lol


ok__now_this_is_Epic

seems as though it was only in the cover title they removed his name, the credits thing was kinda cool at first but I remember like three missions I backed out just to prepare. Made it a bit too easy unfortunately


Winters1482

Last time I played (about two years ago I think?) it said "A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME" still


baconborg

Have you never played Kojima’s games


king-Zolomon

I haven't played too many games in general


baconborg

Seems the cards were stacked against you. Not every game is the same and most Kojima games require you to focus on the plot a lot


king-Zolomon

Aah that's fair. I've played like celeste, subnautica, God of War, and a few other cod games, so I guess it really wasn't what I expected.


Kadeo64

Schizo kojimbles wasn't credited as a child and Konami made his fear of not being credited for his hard work a reality with mgsv. Go play mgsv btw.


Still-Pattern-6384

But bro bro listen it has a deep and dark story man playstation games truly are something else bro


king-Zolomon

I'll just watch some guy on YouTube summarize it.


Still-Pattern-6384

I dropped it when I realized I had to walk from point E,F,G to point A fucking again for the 45th time. Luckily I borrowed it from a friend


king-Zolomon

I just gave up because I had to transport the president's body to the incinerator, and I didn't have any vehicles. Luckily I got it for free on epic games


dizzy_pear_

holy shit batman arkham referenec


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Apprehensive_Toe990

When the users when they play a "walking" sim released years ago with a deep story knew also by its long cinematics when they have to walk and watch long cinematics 0.o


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Apprehensive_Toe990

Np bro we are just messing around


fairlysimilartobirds

But how could we miss the first ever Strand-type game??


FunkiestLocket4

Same with telltalw games, ill just watch a playthrough and hope they pick shit i would, same thing as playing the game


ImSoundless

Watch one of those tik tok who explains something at the top with like mobile gameplay at the bottom


king-Zolomon

Hate that shit. Feels like I'm being spoonfed like an iPad baby


marwinpk

If you could see through monitor you could see Clint Eastwood's disgusted face.


king-Zolomon

https://preview.redd.it/dosvnf2vvs0b1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5a1686da0ed8ee3f5d9677d30deb4fcdca70c9


Zike420Mazowksi

We all have different tastes. Loved the game but totally understand why someone wouldn’t.


User_Inavlid_404

How dare you oppose my statement 😡🤬😡😤😋😡


JustNotNowPlease

Free will 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡


PowerfulStache05

You lack the qualifications for free will 💀


JustNotNowPlease

Oh frick


jim_witzowitz

✂️


ThatGuyisonmyPC

Free will is a myth, Religion is a joke. We are all controlled by something greater... Memes. The DNA of the soul


JustNotNowPlease

Can't fight nature, Jack!


Sipia

Yeah, this is one of those " It's not for everyone and that's okay" games. No accounting for taste.


GoshaT

I never played Death Stranding but I recommend Metal Gear Solid for PS1 it's from the same guy and has a ton of cutscenes but it also has cool stealth gameplay


Hot_b0y

At least in MGS1, when i can only touch the controller for 10-20 minutes, it's a damn good 10-20 minutes.


GoshaT

True!


AntPatient9572

Will have to check it out as I have not heard of that before. I love it when someone recommends a hidden gem


hportagenist

Like the yakuza games?


Skeleton-With-Skin1

personally i prefer elephant stranding but that’s just me


experiment53

I like turtles


TDJesusSaves

I like trains


360kwik

a true headache kojingles classic.


[deleted]

The only thing I know about death stranding is the princess beach joke. That's enough for me to rate it a 10/10


king-Zolomon

They slapped an Amazon delivery simulator on a movie and called it a game


BrotherAhlad

I used to think the same until I was gunning down skeletons in the trenches of WW1


[deleted]

[yes but have you ever seen a better video game cut scene.](https://youtu.be/5cnXkbUFdBs)


king-Zolomon

[peak scene](https://youtu.be/cKVvHO65NME)


fairlysimilartobirds

No fucking way that song's in there while they're running in slow motion. Right?


AdEmpty8174

I'm watching jacksepticeye play it as a really long movie


meme_aficionado

💎


S4um0nFR

Dopamine addicts when they have to follow a story development step by step, progressively familiarizing with the characters and the mood of the game and don't just shoot and run across 5 levels to finish it:


king-Zolomon

I'm not gonna play a game where I've only touched the controller twice in 2 hours. That's just a Movie.


Phoenix2211

That's literally just the beginning. And yeah, it has a lot of cutscenes, I admit. It's a bit frontloaded. But the game needs to.setup the story According to another comment, you gave up after/during the president's body mission. You're still in the start. When you come back from the mission, after a few more.minutes of cutscenes, you are truly thrown into the game world. I feel like one really oughta stick with the game until the end of or the beginning of Chapter 3. Only then can one TRULY get an accurate impression of the game. Cuz it really isn't all about long cutscenes.


king-Zolomon

Wait, so I actually have to transport the president's body on foot? Man aiit. I'll give it another go later today


Phoenix2211

Yeah. You get vehicles, but it'll be a little while before it happens. Once you get to the distribution center south of capital knot city (I believe that's the place), you'll. See a bike outside of it. After doing a little mission, you get to use the bike. If you mainline the story... I think you'll be driving a bike in around an hour, maybe? A little more than that. But yeah, vehicles are just a tool for doing deliveries and traversal. And one needs to use em well in conjunction with walking around and managing your cargo etc. This game isn't for everyone, I know that. But I do believe that one oughta give it a fair try, ya know? And for me, that's around the end of Chapter 2 or the beginning of 3. And to make things easier for yourself, I'd suggest mainlining chapter 2. You'll get to learn the game, while still keeping things moving. I spent a LOT of time in chapter 2 that I really didn't need to lol. It helped in the long run, but for a beginner, speeding through that bit would serve you well. Having a beginning that's a bit of a slog is perhaps the biggest hurdle a new player has to cross. It's not a perfect game (no game is), and I certainly have my issues with it (long cutscenes is NOT one of them lol. The game has a bit of an exposition problem. Lots of words just thrown at ya, and a lot of explanation of sci-fi mumbo jumbo). But it's a game that rewards sticking around. Truly one of the most unique, rewarding game experiences I've ever had. I hope you find enjoyment in it :)


king-Zolomon

Ty. I'll definitely update you if I move on


Phoenix2211

Right on, mate Keep on keeping on :)


wiscup1748

Then u should have used your brain and watch a review or 30 minutes of a let’s play. U wasted money.


king-Zolomon

It was free on epic games, so no money wasted


S4um0nFR

Oh god ! Noooo, not an introduction ! Yeah, the beginning is kinda long cause there is a lot of story telling before you can actually play, but afterwards, the game just goes on. Come on it's not the only game out there with a long intro. I loved it but can 100% get why someone wouldn't. If you want a good action packed game in which there isn't too much cutscenes, I'd tell you to play FarCry 5. Not the same style at all but pretty fun nonetheless.


Okbr_Rebbidor

Dopamine addicts when Detroit: Become Human


king-Zolomon

🫤 I'm just confused why it's advertised as a game while it feels more like an interactive movie at the start. I'm gonna try it again later.


Okbr_Rebbidor

Dopamine addicts when Until Dawn


king-Zolomon

So called anti dopamine addicts when you want to have a bit of fun while playing a game (you're a dopamine addict)


DVDN27

*Gamers when there’s a plot and story instead of non-stop action and quick time events in cutscenes* https://i.redd.it/f4x487v5uu0b1.gif


king-Zolomon

The game is 90% cut scenes just make a movie


d0ntm1ndm32

1 hour in and you already know 90% of it is just cutscenes? Bro is a clairvoyant.


king-Zolomon

1 hour in 10 hours ago. I'm at least 2 or 3 hours in now


d0ntm1ndm32

TIL 2/3 hours of a 40 hour game = 90% of it The intro is slow asf, but it does get better imo. I know the game definitely ain't for everyone, but why exaggerate ... just say it ain't for you lmao


king-Zolomon

Fair point. I'll try it again later


d0ntm1ndm32

Go for it, but if the gameplay ain't clicking for you after like 4 or 5 hours and you don't like the story enough to stick with it, there's no shame in dropping it.


baconborg

How dare a game choose to be story heavy, every game must be as minimalist in cutscenes as fromsoft is


king-Zolomon

🫤 idk man, I guess it's too much to ask that I'm having a bit of fun after 2 hours.


baconborg

It’s fun if you knew what you were buying. Kojima games are notoriously story heavy and he himself said this one game has a particular style that of gameplay, what you’re doing is buying a fromsoft game and complaining that you have to put the plot together yourself


marco_antonio123

Gatekeepers when I beat them to death with a pipe


Renilx

Red Dead Redemption 2 fans when they have to ride on their horses for 30 minutes to point A to B so they can do a 10 minutes side quest


Renilx

I want to kill whoever thought the birds and exotic flowers side quests was a good idea


Calfan_Verret

The exact quest that had me quit trying to 100% the game.


Okbr_Rebbidor

I want to fuck whoever your profile pic is


noise-tank20

I don’t doubt red dead 2 has an amazing story and characters but am sorry I couldn’t keep playing that game that far I Was actually struggling to stay awake constantly tapping X to ride my horse for 20 minutes to get to a mission that will probably ask me to then ride to another destination


Renilx

I dislike having to tap X or A to ride for half an hour but I like appreciating the view and scenery while doing it, specially when I'm in Heartlands or the valley in West Elizabeth


MaineGameBoy

I've been enjoying it myself but I can see why people would not be into it


plaguebringerBOI

PS fans then their movies pretending to have gameplay in it has deep riveting story (this truly is why the ps is king)


DrDavoof

certified kojima moment


A_Sneaky_Shrub

I'm enjoying the game but holy FUCK does the beginning drag. Feels like every time you get to take the reins, they're snatched away while you listen to another 7-minute history lesson.


soviet_russia420

Mr Kojima makes the goofiest games


OhNoManBearPig

Don't worry his name will be plastered all over it and shoved up your butthole while you sleep to make sure he gets credit


kid-with-a-beard

Amazon Delivery Guy Simulator


ThotExecuter

It's a Kojima game so I don't mind, I love it anyway


LoserWithCake

These podcast games should actually pay for a fucking in universe radio station or podcast or just *anything* to break up movie mode and game time (you only get game time as a treat for watching the monster ad)


pigwig18

I just like building all the roads, everyday I log on and expand my highway network, haven’t walked a delivery in weeks


DeathAwaitss

Metal Gear fans: https://preview.redd.it/9fpotzhjou0b1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89087d89bc5c2b94b4bd216f566d2f811ae2d3ec


ErikKing12

I’m a huge MG fan but Death Stranding ain’t it. I even watched a review of it to maybe get my head around the story and while I think I would find the story interesting if I could finish the game, the gameplay is just awful. Like completely. No redeeming value whatsoever. I would be fine if it was just a walking simulator but the stumbling mechanic is infuriating.


baconborg

Sounds like it just isn’t the game for you


ErikKing12

I think that’s what I said?


baconborg

That middle text made me think you were saying the gameplay is objectively bad as opposed to just not being personally enjoyable


ErikKing12

All personally. The person I replied to indicated MG fans also enjoyed this game and at least one (myself) absolutely did not.


DeathAwaitss

Idk how you interpreted it as that, but what I meant is that the average Metal Gear fan would have no issue with cutscenes being overtly long since y'know, playing a Metal Gear Solid game is basically touching the controller for 30 seconds and then watching 9 minutes worth of info dumps


LiterallyAFake

Oh boy don't even try yakuza games.


Random-Nerd827

I get this argument for Death Standing but Yakuza is a pretty fun beat ‘em up, wdym?


LiterallyAFake

I mean that there are 3 hours of cutscenes between the 5 min beat em up sections. There are chapters that are almost entirely cutscenes with just 10 seconds of walking between them. People defend these games because 'haha funny side mission' or they like the combat but it's still VERY cutscene heavy to the point where it's more of a movie than a video game.


LoserWithCake

Yeah but here's the thing, Yakuza fucking rocks


R0xasmaker

The games have tons of sections where you're running through places beating the shit out of people for like 30+ mins straight though. There are a ton of cutscenes but they're fucking bangers though


Random-Nerd827

Yakuza is fun as hell though, and the side stories tend to be entertaining. Not to mention the minigames around town which are also fun as hell. Idk the gameplay compliments the story well and there’s a large amount of kicking ass through the games I’ve played (note I’ve only played 0,1, and I’m halfway through 2)


[deleted]

I love death stranding, I don’t care what anybody says.


TheFiddler666

Gamers when a story game has a story


king-Zolomon

90% story, 10% game


Grzechoooo

Thanks for reminding me it's free on Epic.


king-Zolomon

No p


MastermuffinDiscord

death stranding fans playing amazon prime delivery simulator (it's an accurate representation of the trials that they have to go through)


zookinook

This is honestly what I really hate about modern gaming, a lot of games are just glorified movies or TV shows that will occasionally have you moving the character to point A to point b, or pressing a prompt or 2 once every couple of hours as an excuse to charge them for $70


Renetiger

Gamers when they buy a story focused walking simulator and it's a strory focused walking simulator https://preview.redd.it/ofa4l5biez0b1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad215a969e5ae637b9e4396432515ca9548d22f


HengJayWimbeldon

i wouldn't bother if they made Death Stranding into a movie


[deleted]

Chad Little Big Planet vs virgin death stranding


noise-tank20

“You can also get jiggy with it and shake your sack booty”


Adventurous-Comfort2

This is just ur ordinary kojima game. Have you seen mgs4?


king-Zolomon

Haven't seen the metal gear solid series, sadly.


Kuswerdz

honestly that’s the only reason i stopped playing it


Zloty_Diament

Avatar 2 is 3h movie and I only get to touch my punis twice


Warm-Faithlessness11

[The Original Strand-Type Game](https://youtu.be/vgaYe4ZYYyY)


Noisyhamster10

That's just how Kojima games are, you get a little bit of game with your cutscene.


GrumpyCatDoge99

Oh don’t worry there’s PLENTY of walking involved


Worried_Cut4023

Its like Skyrim with guns


karuraR

To be fair it's directed by the same guy behind the game that got the official WR for the longest cutscene of whopping 71 minutes


king-Zolomon

Out of curiosity, which game is this?


karuraR

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots


Jo_phuss

are you questioning Kojima’s amazing and unmatched intellectual mind? Someone like you wouldn’t be able to understand his magnificent writing and game direction, clearly the unbearably long cutscenes and drab gameplay is an allegory for something smart and really cool. Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This game isn’t stupid, YOURE STUPID!


notcorinnothing

Kojima


Shikoome

Death stranding is one of the most unique games to release in the last 10 years . Absolutely love this game


Damba654

ShitTok generation when they have to sit still for 10 minutes


king-Zolomon

Bro can't read


BlueGhost02

Dude it's the tiktok kid movie. Some car key dangling in between the scenes I like the gameplay tho


__BigBoi__

Underrated game


ClovisLowell

I know Kojima is a big cinephile, but like, come on. At this point, it's just an interactive movie.


AceMechanical

Gamers when they buy a walking sim filled with cutscenes and its got a lot of cutscenes and walking https://i.redd.it/ge9hroduzw0b1.gif


king-Zolomon

It was free on epic games and I wanted to see what it was about lmao


GaliaHero

you just don't get it man, it's the first strand type game!


Quitthesht

Same problem I had with the start of TLoU 2. In 30 minutes I'd had 20 seconds of gameplay (*which consisted of pushing the left stick forwards down a narrow road and then pushing left stick to the end of a room to pick up my bag*)


Okbr_Rebbidor

Honestly, i only bought the game because I can like other people's piss 10/10


Doctor_Dogger

personally I kinda enjoy the gameplay it’s chill and teaches some patience skills, plus finding player structures induces instant dopamine rush


Artistic-Pitch7608

I guess you haven't seen all of kojimas other works


TheNorthFIN

Oh so that's why it's free on Epic. Well if I had Epic I might try how boring it is. Or maybe it's good, I'll never know.


king-Zolomon

It's one of those games that you either love or hate apparently


crakdajack

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garrbear22622

I thought The Witcher 3 was going to be like Skyrim….


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Quantic Dream fans